Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bullshit.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

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Comment by lalabye
2006-05-15 22:56:30

lol ok.. wow .. yall got issus… you hate women so much then go suck some dik and stop bitc*in about em

 
Comment by Nick
2006-05-13 16:24:35

dude wtf all she said was enya just said not all women are bad not all men are good i admit after i was cheated on i felt bitter to every women who gives it up easy but thats my opinion n i dont hate all women but dont dump on enya i think i know why your parents named you dick… i got cheated on when my gf slept wit 4 different guys one being someone i thought was my friend so men can be MAJOR dicks to so dont just hate enya or women cuz of some women all tho sorry that i dont feel sorry for the gurl whos gettin fu*ked in the a$$ cuz if she lets it happen w/e i dun care she cheated but dont go hating enya just because she thinks theres good in people ffs

 
Comment by joe
2006-05-07 14:21:35

You’re absolutely pathetic. Just because a women may have cheated on you, doesn’t mean that all women are cheaters! You need a life. Desperately.

 
Comment by Enya
2006-05-07 13:45:27

You always have to get the last word don’t you?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-05-07 11:57:03

Yawn? The last time I heard that response was out of the mouth of a six year old.

-Dick

 
Comment by Enya
2006-05-07 10:42:52

Yawn. Did you say something Dick?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-05-07 09:50:12

Enya, no one gives a shit about these alleged men who have allegedly done you wrong. Take it to iVillage where you can vent about your inability to satisfy a man in peace.

-Dick

 
Comment by Enya
2006-05-06 08:02:38

‘Used-to’ you have had a bad experience, but like Wolfe rightly said, she sounds like a messed up woman. There are lots of messed up people in the world, men and women. Men do some fucked up shit to women too, I know because I have been there. Neither sex are innocent parties in that respect. That doesn’t make me think that all men are like that. not all women are like that woman you described - she is just a bad example of one.

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-05-06 01:34:29

Sorry to hear of your experience, Usedto.

I SAY THE CUNT IS WORTH KEEPING IF SHE DOES NOT CHEAT A SECOND TIME AND IS WILLING TO ALLOW YOU TO DO ANYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBILE TO HER!!! LOL !!!

With respect, Usedto, that’s one messed up woman. She’s got zero respect — for you (as she showed when she cheated) or herself (she lets you do anything). Not sure I’d want to hang around her, good luck. As you say, she sure messed with your head.

-wolfe

 
Comment by I USED TO BELEIVE
2006-05-05 22:21:02

REALLY Women CMON, how the FUCK can you cheat on an honest guy who loves you.

My Faith in women has been shattered into peices, you women really know how to FUCK with a guys head.

All the women who follow the path of “ADAM & EVE”

in this case its the women taking pleasure in some one elses dick rather than in an apple…

Now you CUNTS can enjoy the demon dick tearing thru your flesh. you filthy ass creatures!

 
Comment by Fem
2006-05-05 22:06:34

Mmmm, so you love her and you also really like hurting her physically. Yeah, that makes sense.

No wonder she cheated on you.

 
Comment by I USED TO BELEIVE
2006-05-05 21:46:51

(OPINION)
1. I want to say right off the batt “dick” is somewhere between 50 to 100 percent correct on his theory.

(CREDIBILITY)
1. I love her
2. Spend alot of money on her (EXAMPLE: spent $10,000 on HER in ONE summer) so that we can enjouy ourselves and gay relationship shit like that…
3. 2 going on 3 years being with here.
4. PRO-EFFICIENT in bed (me and enough said)

(FACTS)
1. SHE FUCKING CHEATED ON ME!!!
2. Before she cheated which was over a full year into the relationship, we have not been in one single solitary argument. (THATS HOW MUCH I DETICATED HER)
3. DICKS THEORY. !LOL!
4. CHEATED WITH ANOTHER IN LESS THEN 30 MINS WITH A FUCKING STRANGER!!! (AIDS RISK TO ME HEEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO)

(OUT COME TO THE MATTER AND MY CONCLUSION)
Turns out im continuing with my bullshit life with my bullshit excuse for a WOMAN.

I still love the bitch but now I fuck her in her ass at least 4 times a week for punishment (without lube of any type :) and its hurt her good too)

I SAY THE CUNT IS WORTH KEEPING IF SHE DOES NOT CHEAT A SECOND TIME AND IS WILLING TO ALLOW YOU TO DO ANYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBILE TO HER!!! LOL !!!

 
Comment by Doug
2006-05-03 17:19:06

This is the best and trest shit I have read in a long time. Women are cheating whores, all of them. Hit the nail on the head with this read Dick.

 
Comment by CEO "hoe"
2006-04-30 10:14:54

This message is to “Shut up”, with love. Do yourself and everyone else on this website a favour and disconnect your computer from the internet. Do you ever notice when you sit down in front of a keyboard, some incoherent moron starts typing? If you would like to save yourself some embarrassment, please refrain from putting a literary abomination on this message board. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I take pride in being a woman, so I obviously don’t agree with everything Dick says on this site, but at least he delivers his comments with wit.

 
Comment by Jason
2006-04-30 09:50:22

I love how someone else can show the reason in this truth. goodjob!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-04-28 10:10:01

Well said.

-Dick

 
Comment by shut up
2006-04-28 08:16:54

this bitch obviously doesnt know what she is talkin about shes ignorant like all the othe women out there show me one women who actually makes sense and doesnt pull some bullshit from her ass like ALL women do remember were smarter than u are thats why we run the world and not u.

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-04-26 16:04:49

Vagina said:
Saaad saaad men, hahahaha

Cute Man-Hash, Vagina.

-Big Al

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-04-26 14:01:22

Vagina and pot: Most of the men on this site are heterosexual men, many with kids. Some happily married; others not. The gay/hormones/small penis/electra crap is just that. I’d link the laws of women but someone else will, I’m sure do it for me if you persist.

Women are to be respected, cherished and protected. The former two if they deserve it; the last regardless. Too bad if you disagree; you’ll get pushed into the lifeboat.

Posting offensively on a site — especially making up ID’s to support you — that politely asks you not to post is not so cool and not worthy of respect. Not remotely.

-wolfe

 
Comment by Effing pot
2006-04-26 00:38:17

Well nobody is forcing you to read our comments either. You don´t have to answer them or make an issue of them. If the comments bother you, then don´t read them, don´t give them your time of day. Yet, you do. So on terms of being a hypocrite you are more or less in the same boat, dude.

Besides, if women did fuck off your site Dick, who would you be able to be a complete dickhead towards? This site is clearly a means for you to spit bile at people - a completely pointless exercise, yet you poor people fail to see it.

 
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