Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bullshit.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

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Comment by James
2006-05-31 08:13:20 - IP Man-Hash: d5c40ac258d40

I cheated on my girlfriend.
She’s remained 100% loyal to me. She’s fuckin deadly,i don’t even deserve her.

 
Comment by Enya
2006-05-29 07:32:06 - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4

Just to get the topic back on track - I just found an interesting article explaining female promiscuity it somewhat proves Dick’s point (in some ways) but also highlights a ‘biological explanation’ - I thought you guys might be interested?

 
Comment by A Guy
2006-05-28 11:59:55 - IP Man-Hash: 55cfee8f135f3

Right on Michael! You make perfect MAN sense although you forgot a path to the laundry room in your statement. There is no snow there either. My gf is washing my boxers as we speak, she knows as a woman that I allow to live with me, laundry is her job. Oh and I can ski better than her simply because I am a man. As you know, we men are much better at anything physical cause we have the muscles and balls it takes to acheive the challenge.

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-05-28 05:58:47 - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9

Ed-NOT-Ted said:

WHAT THE HELL??

I thought the same thing when I saw your IP Man-Hash, sweetheart.

-Big Al

 
Comment by Ed-NOT-Ted
2006-05-27 17:47:56 - IP Man-Hash: 8718cafff887c

Michael is a fucking idiot and said:
Ok - women are complete idiots. They will most likely cheat on a man if they get the chance. They are technologically inane for the most part, only focus on attention as was stated above, and belong in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Why aren’t women good skiers? Theres not much snow inbetween the kitchen and the fucking bedroom is why. Never, EVER trust a woman with a relationship. They simply can’t comprehend the notion of trust or rationality.

WHAT THE HELL??

 
Comment by Michael
2006-05-25 05:50:48 - IP Man-Hash: ee8fc947b153e

Ok - women are complete idiots. They will most likely cheat on a man if they get the chance. They are technologically inane for the most part, only focus on attention as was stated above, and belong in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Why aren’t women good skiers? Theres not much snow inbetween the kitchen and the fucking bedroom is why. Never, EVER trust a woman with a relationship. They simply can’t comprehend the notion of trust or rationality.

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-05-23 05:04:29 - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9

Voice of Reason said:

(I just gave you and your minions a four-hour erection, didn’t I?)

I suspect that the only reason that you’re spending your time spitting vitriol on this site, VoR, is that you can’t give men four hour erections.

-Big Al

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-05-21 06:04:54 - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181

Speaking of banning…
-wolfe

 
Comment by Voice of Reason
2006-05-19 16:55:50 - IP Man-Hash: 5091a8e9b445b

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 
Comment by Voice of Reason
2006-05-19 16:52:34 - IP Man-Hash: 5091a8e9b445b

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

And every man is a faithful saint.

(I just gave you and your minions a four-hour erection, didn’t I?)

 
Comment by Mr.T
2006-05-17 19:31:12 - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….The more you know…

-Mr.T

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-05-17 16:47:52 - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39

Female didn’t quit. She was banned. She makes several posts each day that do not show up because they’re silly and contrarian. She also has sent me numberous threats via email. You can read more about it in the Man Forums.

Quite a sad character that Female.

-Dick

 
Comment by Mr.T
2006-05-17 16:42:17 - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34

I believe they have been reffered to as a collective , i.e. the Borg. I also compared them in another post to Gollum/Smeagol, the guy from the Lord of the Rings with the multiple personality disorder.

Anyways, it is obvious that there are at least two of them. The other two or three left because they got tired arguing against the Patriarchy. I bet it will turn out to be another nicole or female. Waits around for a few months to let the logic sink in, and then quit or convert. Probably quit though.

They also always post in the same thirty minutes, and its just them talking with each other, posting on how much men suck, and how much they agree with each other.

-Mr.T

 
Comment by christianj
2006-05-17 04:36:01 - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145

A severe case of “multiple personality disorder”………!

Desi Says:
May 16th, 2006 at 9:02 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932

Tiffany Says
May 16th, 2006 at 9:03 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932

Thaydule Says:
May 16th, 2006 at 9:03 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932

Samtiffanydesirebreanna Says:
May 15th, 2006 at 9:14 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-05-16 13:21:34 - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43

lalabye said:

lol ok.. wow .. yall got issus… you hate women so much then go suck some dik and stop bitc*in about em

I’m surprised that she can even read the article Christian J. What a sorry state to live in, or then again ignorance is bliss.

Strength and Honor

 
Comment by Thaydule
2006-05-16 08:38:17 - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932

Don’t let one bad expierence ruin your view of all women Nick

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-05-16 04:47:56 - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9

Nick said:

… i know why your parents named you dick…

Now what tells me that Nick doesn’t have any Y chromosomes?

-Big Al

 
Comment by christianj
2006-05-16 04:47:29 - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145

lalabye said:

lol ok.. wow .. yall got issus… you hate women so much then go suck some dik and stop bitc*in about em

I think this may be the winner so far.

The maximum amount of abuse in the shortest space, the worst spelling ever and possibly the dumbest commentary yet.

 
Comment by lalabye
2006-05-15 22:56:30 - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf

lol ok.. wow .. yall got issus… you hate women so much then go suck some dik and stop bitc*in about em

 
Comment by Nick
2006-05-13 16:24:35 - IP Man-Hash: 672c085a432db

dude wtf all she said was enya just said not all women are bad not all men are good i admit after i was cheated on i felt bitter to every women who gives it up easy but thats my opinion n i dont hate all women but dont dump on enya i think i know why your parents named you dick… i got cheated on when my gf slept wit 4 different guys one being someone i thought was my friend so men can be MAJOR dicks to so dont just hate enya or women cuz of some women all tho sorry that i dont feel sorry for the gurl whos gettin fu*ked in the a$$ cuz if she lets it happen w/e i dun care she cheated but dont go hating enya just because she thinks theres good in people ffs

 
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