Fat Women: Stay Home!


Every weekend, millions of dumpy, 20-something sluts decide not to go to a nightclub because they’re an eyesore to men and an embarrassment to their species. Thank you ladies for doing that. You cows may be good for nothing, but at least you have the decency to be fat-fuck slobs in the privacy of your own homes.

Unfortunately, thousands of these behemoths opt to cover themselves in a sequin tarp and head out anyway. Thankfully for us, they get turned away at the door. Anyplace that sets their drink prices at 15 dollars a pop should provide an atmosphere free of muffin tops, front cracks, and desperate whales. Trust me, you haven’t seen real desperation until you’ve been hit on by a drunk fat girl. A more pathetic spectacle of self-loathing, denial, and tears, I have not seen matched.

All this happens every weekend and up until today, no one has ever given a fuck. This weekend, however, some size 16 womanatee by the name of Georgina Mason decided to call the police about it.

Someone should have called the police on her fat ass — for fifty counts of negligent bonercide.

At first I thought this story was a joke. A women is turned away from a nightclub for being fat, calls the police, and this all happens in some town called Jersey? What’s next, Onion? Did a boy explode in Didn’tFartEnough-sylvania? I doubt it.

To my surprise, I learned that this hilarious story was real. Here is Georgina Mason’s side. See if you can hear her scarfing down the bangers and mash between each sentence.

“I told them not to be ridiculous and asked to speak to the manager. He would not look at me directly but said they’d received too many complaints about fat people. He told me to ‘go and lose some weight before you come in - fat people are bad for business’.”

Case closed. If you’re like me and have a doctorate in Obvious and a minor in Economics for Retards, you can easily spot the fallacy in young Georgina’s argument.

Many complaints are more expensive than one complaint.

Nightclubs are a business. They do not exist to make fat rejects feel good about themselves for being the same unwanted whore as their mother with an additional seventy pounds around the midsection. Deal with it, Georgina.

“I was disgusted he had the nerve to say this. My friend, who is only a size 14, was not allowed in either.”

For you men in the US, a UK size 14 is equivalent to a US size 10. But that’s kind of like saying shit smells “rank” in the UK and “wicked nasty” in the US. Shit is still shit. To really see what a UK size 14 looks like, get two of your buddies together and fuck a tubful of pudding. Now that’s disgusting!

English Women are Fucking Fat

England has some of the fatest, drunkest, most obnoxious donkey-sounding cunts in the world. Georgina Mason is but a chocolate chip in the the cookie of this fat epidemic. British contractors must install fun house mirrors instead of regular ones just for a laugh. At least, that’s the only way I can explain why this growing blight of fat British broads isn’t puking themselves skinny over the sight of their own naked reflections every morning.

English Women: if their teeth won’t make you limp, their fat asses, crass mouths, and out of control binge drinking will.

Don’t believe me? Just ask former Miss England hopeful Chloe Marshall. At sixteen stone (like a million pounds), that Grimace-shaped bitch ate her way into the headlines earlier this year — but not into a tiara.

Fat Girls Are Not Entitled to Dick

Nightclubs are not meant for “fun”. They’re a grim meat market all participants use to find their fuck de jour.

Dick Tip! If your girlfriend spends any time “clubbing” with the “girls” for “laughs”, dump her ass immediately. She’s two cosmos away from blowing some guy in the men’s room — or blowing some guy in the men’s WC as Georgina Mason was probably hoping to do.

To a woman, the modern nightclub is a paradise of male attention. And she loves it with every ounce of glittery blood pumping through her black heart. In a nightclub, the music is so loud women don’t run the risk of sounding stupid. In a nightclub, random, sexually suggestive gyrations are commonplace and can be done without shame for the purpose of alluring men. In a nightclub, no man can get in and out without dropping a hundred bucks.

Of course, all this is but a build up to every woman’s ultimate goal: blowing some guy in the fucking men’s room.

Only sick bastards want a blowjob from a fat girl.

It may be funny to say that fat girls give better head because they’re grateful for the human contact, but let’s remember that we’re talking about real people here. And real people get hungry. Nothing says she won’t think your dick is a corndog half way through and take a bite. That’s why fat girls aren’t allowed in nightclubs. They’re a safety hazard.

Nightclubs Are Sexist

I’ve been turned away from a nightclub for having too many penises more times than I can count. And did I call the police? No. I’m a man. I was thrilled because I fucking hate nightclubs. As a man, I also solve my own problems, and the quickest way to solve the above problem is by realizing it’s not a problem and shutting the fuck up. Cops have better things to do with their time than pretend you’re not an idiot.

No amount of money, style, or gab will counter the discrimination shown to men at your average nightclub. No amount of hitting the treadmill will either. It’s simply a question of how many sluts you bring to dump into the community pot.

And they certainly are sluts. Every girl at a nightclub is as garden variety a slut as you can find. But I will give them this: they’re not fat.

Yet.

Men are better than women at going to nightclubs. Mostly because we don’t want to fucking go in the first place. But if we do, at least we’re fuckable.

Cows are not allowed in nightclubs. Seeing eye dogs only!
The Fattest Beauty Queen in the World

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Comment by Seb
2008-08-26 00:14:34 - IP Man-Hash: c919674393bbe

oh my god that was so funny

ive never laughed so hard in my life

 
Comment by nick
2008-08-25 21:00:30 - IP Man-Hash: 30f2486a07361

You are insane OR fucking stupid! Fat broads might not be something to look at, but, at least 99% of them are decent fucking human beings. Meaning since they don’t have the looks, they developed a personality, some humility. Not the fuckin duchebag cunts that look good and know it.

The only thing worse than a fat chick is a good looking chick who ain’t blind.

Comment by Chris
2008-08-25 21:11:04 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

OK, easy there, turbo. NICK, fat broads may have a personality (and lord knows they sure suck dick like its the last one they are gonna see fora while) . . . . but NOBODY goes to a fucking nightclub to get their “PERSONALITY” noticed.

Nobody.

While there is definitely something to be said about Fat chicks having SOME personality and humility compared to attractive women, YOU AREN’T GONNA BE FUCKING THAT HUMILITY.

— “The only thing worse than a fat chick is a good looking chick who ain’t blind.”—-

Now THAT is a good one I won’t soon forget.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-25 21:24:06 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

You’re both wrong. SOME fat broads MIGHT have personality. But most are just like every other woman.

Comment by Chris
2008-08-25 23:12:25 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

Well, I did stress fat chicks have “SOME” personalty and humility . . . but the fat broad example which kicked this whole thing off IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WOMEN THROWING A SHIT FIT JUST BECAUSE MEN DON’T WANT THEM AROUND.

The episode with the night club is EXACTLY like every episode where an uninvited bitch thinks its her place to enter / read / post on this site.

What the fuck is wrong with these cunts that they will fight and scream, and yell , and complain when men don’t want them around?????

MEN ARE NOT REQUIRED TO LET YOU REDICULOUS FAT, STUPID CUNTS INTO THE WEBSITES / ESTABLISHMENTS / OR LIVES WHICH THE MEN BUILT.

Fuck off bitches, and go and learn something.

Menareclassierthanwomen.

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Comment by kalel
2008-08-26 05:12:03 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Most of fat women are feminist and being a feminist is 1000 worse than being a cunt, but both types need to be ignored and isolated from society,

 
Comment by Noah
2008-09-02 16:32:41 - IP Man-Hash: 6b95ff5c8ab26

You’re bald, short, and ugly.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-02 22:40:52 - IP Man-Hash: 843c6f66c2e88

If he were so what? He’s a man. Men can be bald, short, ugly. Fat, warted and short dicked. Men can have stubby feet and crows nests. They can smell of garbage and shit and look like a himacane just blasted through his town. They can be jobless, penniless and homeless. They can be in a wheelchair unable to even speak.

No matter the utter foul or desperate condition a man might find himself in, one can expect with surety that he’s about to do some mighty manly shit just because he is a man.

Give a woman all the advantages in the world and she still can’t do shit. How do we know this? Because we have created the most entitled person in history and she fails still at everything. We call that person the modern american empowered woman. Women are empowered. Men are power.

Fuck off this website.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-02 23:47:05 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Actually, I’m 6′2″. I have all my hair, and I’m classically handsome.

But everyone knows even if a guy looks like George from Seinfeld …. and he learned to MAN UP, he could get the ladies too.

You can BE short, bald and ugly…
and STILL enjoy tremendous success with women.

That’s the beauty of it all.

So you were WRONG….
AND you haven’t made a point.

There are LOADS of women here like that….

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 00:46:49 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

Picking between you and George would be a no-brainer. And like George, I also find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-03 01:10:51 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Well that’s because YOU ARE . . . a no-brainer.

I also find YOU to the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

 
Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 01:23:33 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

Did I hurt your feelings?

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-03 01:31:37 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

There is nothing you could possibly say - or type - that would “hurt my feelings”.

I’m a Man.

Only WHIMMIN get really really pissed off about shit someone says to there face, or types on a webpage.

It’s fascinating to watch really.

Especially when my sperm gets in your hair and your eye. That’s hilarious.

 
Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 01:37:47 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

Are you *sure* I didn’t hurt your feelings? You sound desperate.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-03 01:38:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Positive.

Cute try though.

Menarewaybetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 01:46:11 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

I’m sorry.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-03 02:09:51 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

No one cares.

After all, you’re just a sperm vacuum.

 
Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 02:14:17 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

Go get some sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-03 02:17:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

No you can’t have my sperm.
I have standards.

 
Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 02:34:16 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

Sweet dreams.

 
Comment by Noah
2008-09-03 13:05:26 - IP Man-Hash: 6b95ff5c8ab26

your poor mothers!

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-04 22:53:54 - IP Man-Hash: 20680ab41f5a9

“Especially when my sperm gets in your hair and your eye. That’s hilarious.”

Yes it is. It’s nearly as hilarious when they think that they hurt our feelings. I mean they ACTUALLY THINK THAT. Someone I KNOW could hurt my feelings. But someone I don’t know?

But really it cuts to the chase about this site. These broads read this shit, much of which we say just because its funny, and their feelings are HURT. I mean that dumbfounds me. I can’t even relate to that shit.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Barry
2008-08-25 08:02:34 - IP Man-Hash: df71388714bef

Fat bitches explarise the worst traits of women:

self-indulgent:- ecompasses greed, laziness, idleness, non-inudtrsious, complacent, selsfih, gluttonous,
Primitive- seeks gratification of base desires (children, food etc)
The woman’s mind is ruled by the 3 Me :
me, me me. Feed me. Don’t tell Me MY Ass is big.

Chubby and Fat bitches- you’re fucking hideous. Fuck off to Mexico or Texas for children to ride to school.

Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-25 08:23:59 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

What completely blows my mind is how “hot” some fat bitches think they are. I’ve seen morbidly obese women rant and rave about how “beautiful” and “gorgeous” they supposedly look; other fat bitches talk about doing glamour shots and having potential careers as runway supermodels.

The blurred distinctions between fantasy and reality that most women have is absolutely incredible, with many leading lives trapped in some permanent state of eternal childhood. Some women really can’t tell the difference between receiving male sexual attention and their own personal physical attractiveness.

Just because so many guys are content with sticking their pricks inside a hole that’s already been around the block a couple of times doesn’t make you beautiful girls. As a matter of fact, most women get laid because a lot of guys will fuck anything that moves.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-25 08:46:27 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Yes, some men will fuck sheep - but sheep are hardly beautiful. Why am I thinking of pink poodles, Joe Buck and “I’m one helluva gorgeous chick!”

Comment by kalel
2008-08-25 14:55:41 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Why fuck a sheep man when there are so many whores and sluts out there, when advanced fembots will be here then you can replace whores and sluts because fembots will be cheaper and will look PERFECT and you don’t have to put up with today women shit but until then sluts are good as cum dumpsters.

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Comment by Chris
2008-08-25 15:05:17 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

If you fuck a sheep close to a cliff,
you will notice they push back harder than women.

Just an FYI.

No, I’m not into animals,
I just laughed my head off when I first heard it.

Actually, I withdraw that statement. . . . .

I *AM* INTO ANIMALS.
BECAUSE I ADMIT I FUCK AMERICAN WOMEN.
SAME SHIT.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-25 15:55:15 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

You gentlemen should listen very closely to Chris.

Over 95% of everything he has to say about women is the truth. Many of the women who post on this site see Chris as nothing but a degenerate only because he speaks nothing else except the plain truth about women and the realities of female socio-sexual behaviour. And we all know that women are seldom able to handle the truth, without getting hysterical, when it is presented before their very eyes, even when spoon fed to them as a sugar-coated palliative.

Chris is a Lord amongst men.

Pay very close attention to what he has to say… because it could one day save your life and personal finances from almost total ruin at the hands of some frigid, grasping harridan.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-25 16:37:18 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

I love the way he cleans uppity women’s dials without breaking sweat.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-25 21:26:36 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

Fembots, fembots, fembots, fembots.

I’ve had my say.

Oh and Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-08-26 04:43:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Yes Chris knows very well what he’s talking about and all men should listen to what he has to say .

And today trying to find differences between western women and animals is next to impossible.

Today most of fat women are feminist and most of the hot women are cunts but at least they are not feminist witch is 10000 worse.

Now I know why the level of the ocean is rising, it’s because we are sinking from all the weight of the fat women.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by LUCYY
2008-08-22 13:23:55 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Here is a definition of chauvinistic boys that me and my friend wrote. Hope you all enjoy :) [lol]

Chauvanistic -

Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That’s the only way they can fit in. They don’t care if they’re doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that’s all they want a girl for is to screw.

~An example of a Chauvinist~
Lucy: Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won’t be able to have kids when they’re older, and they’re balls will be the size of a pea!
Raechel: I know, believing that the group one belongs to, be it of sex, creed, or color, is automatically superior to another’s is the epitome of the common chauvinist. Like, grow up?

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-23 00:09:01 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

That’s fairly close. And the opinions of chauvinists that you’ve listed there are accurate. One becomes a chauvinist through observation of reality. If a man really understands women, then he can be nothing but a chauvinist.

Comment by kalel
2008-08-23 11:22:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

All men want women just to fuck them and not all are chauvinistic, that means normal, there are also men that are normal and view women as more than just a piece of meat ,they are called the old fashion chauvinist but this type is dying and they become regular chauvinist.

It’s normal to be this way and only gay men are not chauvinist because they see women as their friends not just a piece of meat.

Lucy you should put your ass into whoredom as fast as possible,probably you’ll end up in my bed sometime.

You already did that by being on myspace, the place of whores.

Comment by LUCYYYYYYYYY
2008-08-23 11:38:03 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Theres nothing whore-ish on my MySpace. Still, don’t request me to be your friend, I’ll deny.

PS
where can I meet an old fashion chauvinist? Under 18?

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Comment by Chris
2008-08-23 11:48:01 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

LUCY-FER YOU STUPID

MYSPACE IS NOTHING BUT –>> WHORES.
Im in the internet business –>> I KNOW.

Get a fucking clue you stupid cunt.

Seriously.

Menarebetterthanwomen

 
Comment by LUCYYYYYYYYY
2008-08-24 16:41:33 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Well you think all women are whores so i’m not surprised that you think myspace is nothing but whores. Me get a clue? whatever dude agree to disagree.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-24 16:56:18 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

All women are whores because women withhold sex until a condition is met or a payment is made. For a woman, being a whore is about the socio-economic exchange of goods and services for sex.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-08-25 14:16:24 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Lucy I don’t know where you can find one that is under 18 because from what I can see all boys under 18 don’t look at women above the tits.

I was interested in women personality before I’ve realized that ALL are liars and only want to get something from men, they are all using men for something, money,protection, a partner etc etc etc.

So I just fuck them and don’t pay any attention to what they have to say or what they want, when the bullshit with what they want from me starts, I just dump their asses right away.

This way I get sex just occasionally but it’s better than to put up with women bullshit, I just use them as a cum dumpster when I have the opportunity and my life is super and also it’s super to ignore and make fun of those women that I’m not interested to fuck.

And when fembots will be here I don’t have to waste my time and money on a woman to use her as a cum dumpster,I’ll just use the fembots as cum dumpsters, much cheaper, no time wasted and no today woman attitude to put up with, perfect.

So you don’t want me as your friend???? ha ha ha ha

 
Comment by LUCYYY
2008-08-26 18:11:47 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

You know… the interesting thing is, I took all this information from MABTW.com and put it into action. I’m usually flirty with boys but this time was different, they were WAY more into me then before, like personality wise. If you HAVE a good, funny, witty personality then you win with guys. I get dick. :)

 
Comment by kalel
2008-08-27 07:53:11 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Yes Lucy you got the point ,now you’ll get much more attention from guys and not just sexually.

 
Comment by LUCYYY
2008-08-27 15:45:40 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Yeah. I loved it, this guy was around me the whole party. Hot guy too…

 
 
 
Comment by LUCYYYYYYYYY
2008-08-23 11:42:13 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Yeah Joseph your not so bad afterall :]

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-24 00:16:23 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

Not so bad? Who said I was ever so bad?

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Comment by LUCYYYYYYYYY
2008-08-24 16:42:48 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Me

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-24 16:52:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

To “LUCY”:

You are a frigid cunt who deserves to be anally penetrated until you bleed to death. You both need and richly deserve anal more than you shall ever know.

Piss off the site, you cold, frigid cunt.

 
Comment by Magnolia
2008-08-24 18:23:27 - IP Man-Hash: 435324d394839

There goes Cap’n Scotty, repeating himself for the thousandth time. Sheesh, Cappy, you are one boring, repetitive psycho.

 
 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-25 21:29:17 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

You? I must have missed it. Perhaps I should start actually paying attention to what broads say on here.

And I know the rest of the gentlemen on here laughed as hard as I did at that.

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Comment by LUCYYY
2008-08-26 18:04:44 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Haha maybe you should.

 
Comment by jonwon
2008-08-28 06:28:04 - IP Man-Hash: a70d389024b0b

Lucyyy; Class ‘A’ Attention Whore, don’t worry though, most women are anyway.

A woman’s purpose, if you have not figured it out yet, is to derive as much attention has possible for her neurotic self: self-important, self-interested, flesh machines that desire the world, to revolve around them based on nothing but ‘looks’, Yep just fucking looks.

Now don’t think for one second I am picking on you, I am not. I am simply telling you how it is & as a women, at 16 no doubt, you need to understand Men are ‘your’ whole reason for fucking living, hence your desire for attention (and you are a Class A attention Whore) would be totally and utterly fulfilled if you simple relinquish your feminist conditioning to true femininity and bow down to your masters, i.e us Men.

Why are you an Attention Whore? What kind of female posts a web link (with a pic), to a Man site that has over 2million hits and a very large reader base?

Ding: it’s Lucyyy.

As for Chauvinistic! We’ll you see Lucyyy, reading your post about your Ex BF and how he was the typical ‘Nice Guy’. I could not help to ‘Tut, Tut’ at the ‘typical’ female response to a guy who is actually ‘fucking nice’ to them and your handling of the situation with the response; ‘I need to find myself’.
You see, your too dumb/young/female (especially female) to realize, the guy did not push your buttons, he was too nice & too accommodating. But, I guaranfuckingtee has soon as a bad boy/playa comes along, your panties will be hitting the floor faster then you can blurt out “but I’m a virgin, I’ve not found myself yet”.
The then ‘Nice Guy’ you left (with the ‘pretty feelings’), will most probably find out you jump exciting young studs cock. Setting mister ‘Nice Guy’ down a path of ‘not’ worshipping Attention Whores/Western women and instead embracing a more, how can I say ‘Chauvinistic life’, possibly leading to another male misogynist, when he realises a woman’s shit does stink.

How do I know this?

Because this happens 100% all the time! ‘EVERY FUCKING TIME’. Your no exception, your just another mindless Attention craving female, that is the product of the feminised western world, where Men are taught to ‘worship women’, Creating a nation of Metro-sexual’s trying to win over the female masters, puck-fucking-splutter.

But take hope; you set him on a better path, the thing is; you don’t know it. The only thing your concerned about is your likkle feelings and Attention Whoring,

And it is comments like this, that prove it:

“Yeah. I loved it, this guy was around me the whole party. Hot guy too…”

I predict if you play it right, the guy may reward you with some attention, just like I have. You are a privileged to even get a guy like me to waste 20min of my time even posting to you, count yourself lucky. Lucky Bitch, now keep doing Nice Guys favours, lead them on, turn them down, whilst chasing the ‘Hot Studs’ who will fuck you, then chuck you faster then your panties can hit the floor and be gone by breakfast, since girls like you, can’t even cook.

 
Comment by LUCYYYY
2008-08-29 13:43:05 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Lol shut the fuck up, I’m lucky because a cynical-fuck on MenAreBetterThanWomen.com is hopelessly trying to put me down? How very refreshing, a bunch of men who don’t believe in marriage. I’m not wasting another second that I wont get back to respond to you.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-08-29 16:10:46 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Why are you surprised that MEN would not believe in marriage???

NO MAN around you will believe in marriage UNTIL YOU BEHAVE LIKE THE KIND OF WOMAN A MAN WOULD *WANT* to marry.

So all YOU gotta do . . . is be the KIND of woman a man WANTS to marry . . . before you can ever BLAME HIM for not wanting to sign a life contract to you.

Are you getting this, you stupid bitch? Write it down.
It’s OK, I’ll wait.

It’s YOUR fucking problem men are not interested in committing to you, marrying you or loving you.

Not HIS.

Men are not REQUIRED to want to marry your hideous stinking cunt. Stop whining.

Just look at you. You’re nothing but a hideous, worthless, useless idiot cunt attention whore. And and every man here knows it.

YOU did that to YOURSELF.

Now fuck off.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-29 23:59:56 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

That’s really the thing isn’t it. They EXPECT us to marry, but gain NOT A FUCKIN ONE of the BENEFITS of marriage. Why? Because there ARE NONE. Then they turn it around and claim we are ONLY about fuck and chuck.

You made it that way, not us.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by psiros
2008-08-21 16:16:06 - IP Man-Hash: f77026e9301a8

I’ll try a smaller font here. I apologize for the fuck-up sideways scroll bar in my last post. Hopefully this reads easier.
Amen, Dick! Nightclubs are an analogy to the game of life: If you fail to make the cut, fuck off! This is why men strive to better themselves. I couldn’t get in? I better shape up, wear some decent clothes and bring some trophy ass with me next time. Back to the drawing board! Mantacular!
But not for women. She can’t get in? Well, let’s pull a few bobbies off patrol to listen to her whiny shit. Fuck the robbery that may be going on, along with the potential ensuing homicide, this is important! I submit that last sentence summarizes feminism in only a way that a man could: thorough, terse, and manccurate as fucking hell.
When a man has shit handed to him he makes a shit sandwich, takes a bite, then says, “That tasted like shit! Fuck! I better get it together because I don’t want to taste that again!” Women don’t recognize an impending shit sandwich because they’ve been taught their shit doesn’t stink. Let me provide a public service to any ladies reading this who aren’t allowed to (we men are charitable, even outside the established rules): Your shit stinks. When you smell its consequences, at least keep your dignity by shutting your pie/cake/whateverthefuckiwanttoeatsincemenshouldlovemeformychaoticmind andnotmybody-hole and attempt to improve yourself.
Of course, this advice will fall on deaf ears since women are unable to digest the quiet wisdom of men. They can only hear the braying of their myspace circle.

Comment by psiros
2008-08-21 16:16:52 - IP Man-Hash: f77026e9301a8

damn!

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-21 16:24:48 - IP Man-Hash: a21b2bfca6ffe

I’d say, fuck off this website, except you’re a man and your genius shines through with every fucking letter you typed. Fuck all why can’t women post like you just did? Manmazing!

Comment by psiros
2008-08-21 17:41:50 - IP Man-Hash: f77026e9301a8

Cuz they’re women, that’s why they can’t post like me, or you! We can take a joke. Glad to be a part of the solution. Look forward to corresponding more. When I found this site I found a lot of thoughts I’d been thinking (so I never put them into words (MANLY)) but never realized there were so many others who felt the same way. I just figured I was an asshole (which I take considerable pride in being.)

If you’ll be so kind to indulge me, Dick is a modern-day Noah: After the flood of feminist bullshit, there was one righteous man. And he spread the word of manliness that the world should be repopulated with thought. Man-thought.

I have posts on the Olympics article and Medics article as well. I’d love to hear your critique. Thanks for replying! (If I were a woman I’d put some silly internet shit here, like “LOL”, but I’m a man so I offer something useful: If you’ve never drank Newcastle Brown Ale or MacAllan scotch, put them on you list of things to experience. The only regret you’ll feel is your girlfriend bitching, but she would have anyway.)

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Comment by kalel
2008-08-25 14:43:15 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

psiros join the forum because you’ll learn a lot about feminism and how to counter-attack it.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-08-25 14:53:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

IMPORTANT: No man has to “learn to counter-attack feminism”.

–>>> HE JUST HAS TO IGNORE IT.

Less effort. Better results.

Feminism is failure for women.
It would fall apart and crumble INSTANTLY if men

Women can’t even control their own MOVEMENT and unified strength. Because it’s a LIE.

Don’t believe me?

Go out and find yourself the most feminist / automatically-entitled / american princess cunt that you know. Most men know exactly who that is in 5 seconds or less.

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO HER IMMEDIATELY.

COMPLETELY.

No calls. No emails. No attention. Nothing.

If EVERY man she knew did this….
She would FALL APART TO PIECES.

Feminism is a failure which MEN CONTROL.
Just like ALL things in this world.
Women don’t even have control of THEMSELVES.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-25 21:34:37 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

And another reason not to post on feminists sites.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-08-26 04:51:51 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Yes women are the pawns in a game between some very powerful men but that is way above my head and women have to pay no matter if they started it or not because they are perpetuating it.

Feminism started when some lesbians wrote books about how “oppressed” women were and these books were backed up by very powerful men and got the attention required to fulfill their purpose.

Women were never oppressed, that’s the biggest lie possible but we will get our revenge very soon and women will see then what oppressed means.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by psiros
2008-08-21 16:12:06 - IP Man-Hash: f77026e9301a8

Amen, Dick! Nightclubs are an analogy to the game of life: If you fail to make the cut, fuck off! This is why men strive to better themselves. I couldn’t get in? I better shape up, wear some decent clothes and bring some trophy ass with me next time. Back to the drawing board! Mantacular!

But not for women. She can’t get in? Well, let’s pull a few bobbies off patrol to listen to her whiny shit. Fuck the robbery that may be going on, along with the potential ensuing homicide, this is important! I submit that last sentence summarizes feminism in only a way that a man could: thorough, terse, and manccurate as fucking hell.

When a man has shit handed to him he makes a shit sandwich, takes a bite, then says, “That tasted like shit! Fuck! I better get it together because I don’t want to taste that again!” Women don’t recognize an impending shit sandwich because they’ve been taught their shit doesn’t stink. Let me provide a public service to any ladies reading this who aren’t allowed to (we men are charitable, even outside the established rules): Your shit stinks. When you smell its consequences, at least keep your dignity by shutting your pie/cake/whateverthefuckiwanttoeatsincemenshouldlovemeformychaoticmind andnotmybody-hole and attempt to improve yourself.

Of course, this advice will fall on deaf ears since women are unable to digest the quiet wisdom of men. They can only hear the braying of their myspace circle.

 
Comment by Jeff
2008-08-20 07:31:37 - IP Man-Hash: d34aa2e40d10d

the worst part about this is that it is totally true. i was at kareoke one night and i had this drunk fat chick hitting on me. god was it horrible. im practically scared for life and im only just turning 19!

Comment by Chris
2008-08-20 07:39:24 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

When I was 19 , a drunk FAT chick hit on me, offered me a ride home and sucked my cock.

It IS horrible.

FAT chicks don’t deserve dick.
FAT chicks don’t deserve to be let in to nightclubs.
And FAT chicks don’t deserve respect.

Period.

Comment by kalel
2008-08-20 12:38:51 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

There’s nothing more disgusting than a fat woman hitting on you.

Every time I go out and see fat women I pray for a solar eclipse so that I don’t get to see them anymore.

Comment by Chris
2008-08-20 12:44:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Actually I think there’s nothing more digusting than any woman who wears high heels and –>> HAS NO IDEA HOW TO WALK IN THEM.

That’s the WORST.

Fat women are #2.
Fat women who want a man to love them is #3.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by Sandra E.
2008-08-19 21:12:32 - IP Man-Hash: 63e572d28b67e

I’ve only been to a night club on one occasion, not so much my own idea but an invitation I decided to accept. Maybe one I should have declined though. Yes, there are many attention-seeking whores as you’ve described -fat or skinny- but do not forget the creepy men slobbering all over the place with a dumbfounded look and mind only set to ‘getting laid’. I would have to say night clubs are a great scene for those who want to find someone in their life but cannot for obvious reasons.

Comment by kalel
2008-08-20 07:07:28 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Wake up, who is searching for someone in their lives these days???

The ONLY reason men interact with women is to get laid, and night clubs are the perfect place to get laid.

You’re way out of your times, now women are feminist ,how can a man want a bitch in his life?? SEX it’s the ONLY thing we are interested in women.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-08-20 07:19:21 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

@SANDRA - Why do you cold / frigid bitches have a PROBLEM with men who are “ONLY” LOOKING TO GET LAID??????

SEX IS NOT A NEGATIVE LIKE YOU THINK IT IS.
Fuck any man who gets stuck with stick like you.

WHEN A MAN WANT’S TO FUCK YOU –> ITS NOT AN INSULT.

Some day, men won’t wanna fuck you anymore, they will wanna fuck someone ELSE. And because you think sex is gross, pathetic and WRONG of a man to want . . . . that day is coming alot faster than you think.

Men don’t go to nightclubs to “find someone in their lives” you stupid cunt. They go there to get laid. You said so yourself. You don’t go to MacDonald’s to buy a Plasma TV.

THE ONLY WOMAN WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH MEN AND WOMEN WHO GET SEX EASILY, IS A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO MAKE IT AS DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE.

Fuck you. Immediately.

AND PS… GETTING LAID IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PLEASURES IN LIFE. WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE WANT TO DO IT??

Beglad when a man only wants “ONE THING”.
Would you rather he wanted a THOUSAND THINGS FROM YOU?
OR NOTHING AT ALL.

Those are your choices.

Menarebetterthanwomen

 
 
Comment by Lol
2008-08-19 06:00:58 - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe

I find it funny how worked up some people get over this, by some people I mean women

Comment by kalel
2008-08-19 06:37:10 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Yes because fat women don’t get any attention from men and they want to make us believe that fat is beautiful, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww If you have a brain then fat women are the most disgusting creatures in the universe.

 
Comment by Dancerchic
2008-08-25 15:47:19 - IP Man-Hash: db552ec3db80e

I wont say that as a female i am worked up but what is so funny is the level of hypocrisy and idiot thinking that is going on here. Fat women should stay home and not be allowed into clubs. True y’all are entitled to your opinions but you are not stating opinions anymore, you are being down right rude. But if anyone was to say something you dont like, u call her a cunt or a slag!! Come on now, at least be a bit original!!! Seeing as you are a much better sex than women!!!

Comment by Chris
2008-08-25 16:36:22 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

— “if anyone was to say something you dont like, u call her a cunt or a slag!!” ——

Try harder , you CUNT SLAG.

You don’t get to walk into a room full of MEN who don’t want you there . . . . men who told you to GET THE FUCK OUT and LEAVE and SHUT THE FUCK UP WE DONT FUCKIN’ CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, CUNT . . . and then pretend like its a man’s problem.

You don’t get to call those men “rude” for that either.
That’s YOUR fucking problem if you don’t like it.

Understand ?

Dumb Cunt.

If you came into my home uninvited I would throw you out on your ass without hesitation or remorse JUST FOR BEING THERE. Nevermind listening to what you have to say.

Who fucking brainwashed you?????????

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Chris
2008-08-25 16:43:08 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

NOTE TO ALL MEN: That’s exactly how women behave. Women will trespass on a man’s life, and call you him an “asshole” for throwing her out of it…. just because he didn’t want her there.

Women GET SO PISSED THE FUCK OFF when you simply don’t want them around. If only they KNEW how to MAKE men want them around.

But they DON’T.
They will now try and make that YOUR problem.

When a woman doesn’t want a man around, he will call more often, buy her flowers, take her for dinner, try and make it up to her, go out of his way to do something nice for her . . . . men will take a MUCH MORE GRACIOUS approach to dealing wi