Fat Women: Stay Home!


Every weekend, millions of dumpy, 20-something sluts decide not to go to a nightclub because they’re an eyesore to men and an embarrassment to their species. Thank you ladies for doing that. You cows may be good for nothing, but at least you have the decency to be fat-fuck slobs in the privacy of your own homes.

Unfortunately, thousands of these behemoths opt to cover themselves in a sequin tarp and head out anyway. Thankfully for us, they get turned away at the door. Anyplace that sets their drink prices at 15 dollars a pop should provide an atmosphere free of muffin tops, front cracks, and desperate whales. Trust me, you haven’t seen real desperation until you’ve been hit on by a drunk fat girl. A more pathetic spectacle of self-loathing, denial, and tears, I have not seen matched.

All this happens every weekend and up until today, no one has ever given a fuck. This weekend, however, some size 16 womanatee by the name of Georgina Mason decided to call the police about it.

Someone should have called the police on her fat ass — for fifty counts of negligent bonercide.

At first I thought this story was a joke. A women is turned away from a nightclub for being fat, calls the police, and this all happens in some town called Jersey? What’s next, Onion? Did a boy explode in Didn’tFartEnough-sylvania? I doubt it.

To my surprise, I learned that this hilarious story was real. Here is Georgina Mason’s side. See if you can hear her scarfing down the bangers and mash between each sentence.

“I told them not to be ridiculous and asked to speak to the manager. He would not look at me directly but said they’d received too many complaints about fat people. He told me to ‘go and lose some weight before you come in - fat people are bad for business’.”

Case closed. If you’re like me and have a doctorate in Obvious and a minor in Economics for Retards, you can easily spot the fallacy in young Georgina’s argument.

Many complaints are more expensive than one complaint.

Nightclubs are a business. They do not exist to make fat rejects feel good about themselves for being the same unwanted whore as their mother with an additional seventy pounds around the midsection. Deal with it, Georgina.

“I was disgusted he had the nerve to say this. My friend, who is only a size 14, was not allowed in either.”

For you men in the US, a UK size 14 is equivalent to a US size 10. But that’s kind of like saying shit smells “rank” in the UK and “wicked nasty” in the US. Shit is still shit. To really see what a UK size 14 looks like, get two of your buddies together and fuck a tubful of pudding. Now that’s disgusting!

English Women are Fucking Fat

England has some of the fatest, drunkest, most obnoxious donkey-sounding cunts in the world. Georgina Mason is but a chocolate chip in the the cookie of this fat epidemic. British contractors must install fun house mirrors instead of regular ones just for a laugh. At least, that’s the only way I can explain why this growing blight of fat British broads isn’t puking themselves skinny over the sight of their own naked reflections every morning.

English Women: if their teeth won’t make you limp, their fat asses, crass mouths, and out of control binge drinking will.

Don’t believe me? Just ask former Miss England hopeful Chloe Marshall. At sixteen stone (like a million pounds), that Grimace-shaped bitch ate her way into the headlines earlier this year — but not into a tiara.

Fat Girls Are Not Entitled to Dick

Nightclubs are not meant for “fun”. They’re a grim meat market all participants use to find their fuck de jour.

Dick Tip! If your girlfriend spends any time “clubbing” with the “girls” for “laughs”, dump her ass immediately. She’s two cosmos away from blowing some guy in the men’s room — or blowing some guy in the men’s WC as Georgina Mason was probably hoping to do.

To a woman, the modern nightclub is a paradise of male attention. And she loves it with every ounce of glittery blood pumping through her black heart. In a nightclub, the music is so loud women don’t run the risk of sounding stupid. In a nightclub, random, sexually suggestive gyrations are commonplace and can be done without shame for the purpose of alluring men. In a nightclub, no man can get in and out without dropping a hundred bucks.

Of course, all this is but a build up to every woman’s ultimate goal: blowing some guy in the fucking men’s room.

Only sick bastards want a blowjob from a fat girl.

It may be funny to say that fat girls give better head because they’re grateful for the human contact, but let’s remember that we’re talking about real people here. And real people get hungry. Nothing says she won’t think your dick is a corndog half way through and take a bite. That’s why fat girls aren’t allowed in nightclubs. They’re a safety hazard.

Nightclubs Are Sexist

I’ve been turned away from a nightclub for having too many penises more times than I can count. And did I call the police? No. I’m a man. I was thrilled because I fucking hate nightclubs. As a man, I also solve my own problems, and the quickest way to solve the above problem is by realizing it’s not a problem and shutting the fuck up. Cops have better things to do with their time than pretend you’re not an idiot.

No amount of money, style, or gab will counter the discrimination shown to men at your average nightclub. No amount of hitting the treadmill will either. It’s simply a question of how many sluts you bring to dump into the community pot.

And they certainly are sluts. Every girl at a nightclub is as garden variety a slut as you can find. But I will give them this: they’re not fat.

Yet.

Men are better than women at going to nightclubs. Mostly because we don’t want to fucking go in the first place. But if we do, at least we’re fuckable.

Cows are not allowed in nightclubs. Seeing eye dogs only!
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Comment by Borat
2008-10-22 11:05:37 - IP Man-Hash: 319d81186ab16

This website it so funny!! I have to say that all the men on this website that are talking so much shit about women are just GAY. If you are saying that you are not Gay, then it’s time to come out of the closetttttttttttttttttttt. Seriously. Why would you trash women sooooooooo much and marry them? If I hated on guys so much, I would have to be a lesbian because I wouldn’t be able to go close to a man. Grow the fuck-up guys, you know you are not the SHIT.

 
Comment by Pussycontrol
2008-10-04 00:02:37 - IP Man-Hash: 5b7b623b02f11

I know whats really wrong here! I’d be pist too if I had to pay 15.00 drinks! Where the bleep do you guys live, damn! No wonder! At that price, you could never get drunk enough to wear beer goggles. I’m just impressed there’s men out there that wouldn’t fuck ANYTHING, including a “fattie” if no one would never find out about it. There’s still hope! Yes!

 
Comment by Cally
2008-09-28 19:05:21 - IP Man-Hash: de7c7f95ba0a0

I think the reason you hate women so much is because you feel so bad about yourself for having a small dick. Must be hard to try and measure up to a 5 year olds penis…..

Comment by Adam
2008-10-02 19:17:02 - IP Man-Hash: 24d3566fea1ad

Hahaha no.

Just chill. Everybody’s entitled to his/her opinion, and if you aren’t going to contribute to the discussion, shut the hell up. It wasn’t even a very good zinger, either.

Now while I don’t wholly agree with this guy’s views, they are quite hilarious. Cookie to you, Dick, for making me laugh!

Comment by Maxwell
2008-10-02 19:23:06 - IP Man-Hash: 801f57fffef36

Amen, same to why I’m here. I don’t completely agree with him (although he does make good points) but he gives a good laugh and is in titled to his own opinon.

 
 
 
Comment by Garrett
2008-09-28 17:23:45 - IP Man-Hash: 30a92e4f51f42

But I thought only men were sexist! Hmm, gee, what a fuckin surprise.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-27 22:43:09 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

But- but I thought that fat bottomed girls made the rockin’ world go round?

Haha ^_~

Comment by Chris
2008-09-27 22:52:49 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

You thought? Tell everyone, when you say “but I thought” , do you usually expect people to agree with you? Because it won’t work here in the company of Men.

EVER.

You’re a fucking teenager.
Noone gives a fuck what you thought.
Because you definitely thought WRONG.

Who told you fat-bottomed girls made the world go round?

OPRAH? Did you really believe that shit? No bitch. Its not OK - or attractive - to be fat. No man is into rewarding you for eating cake crumbs off your tits.

“But I thought” is the 3RD dumbest fucking thing women say.

• Guy wants to go for wings and beer . . . .

Girl says: “BUT I THOUGHT we would go out for a romantic dinner instead”.

• Guy decides to cancel plans and relax at home tonight . . . .

Girl says: “BUT I THOUGHT we would go out and ________”.

“But I thought” is childish and manipulative.
You’re just to dumb to know it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-28 17:44:40 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

…you really have no sense of humour WHATSOEVER, Chris.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-28 20:48:47 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Why do you pretend that?
I have made you “LOL” many many times.

So, I have a sense of humor. And my sense of humor is SO fucking spectacular, that nothing you’ve ever said qualified as “funny”.

You even suck at sarcasm.
And for a fecunt, that’s gonna be a problem for you.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-29 20:48:51 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Actually…

YOU weren’t the one making me “lol”
That was ME and MY hilarious comebacks!

Teehee.
Cumbacks. XD

But anyway, I’m actually pretty good at sarcasm. PSYCHE!

…OK, you gotta admit, that was at least SORTA funny. haha, I crack me up. ^_^

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-25 06:24:21 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Fat women don’t have to worry that black holes will suck them up because they aren’t going to fit in them..

The ozone holes are caused by fat women gases which are so toxic that they decompose the ozone molecules.

Global warming is caused by fat women because they absorb more radiation from the Sun with their huge bodies.

There’s no need to worry for the black holes because fat women’s black holes are a lot bigger and we are still here.

And a another reason not to be worried for the black holes is that fat women already eaten the Earth’s core so there’s nothing for the black holes to suck up so they will die “starving”,

A use for fat women is to take them to Africa and let them to sweat and with that sweat we can irrigate all the crops in Africa.

The sea level is not rising,it’s the continents which are sinking because of fat womens weight.

Earth-quakes are not caused by moving tectonic plates, they are caused by fat women jumping on trampolines.

Solar eclipses are not caused by the Moon getting in the Suns way, it’s fat women jumping too high on trampolines thus blocking the Sun.

I have a another joke but fat women aren’t going to fit in this one.

 
Comment by Your Mama
2008-09-24 17:10:54 - IP Man-Hash: 6edc997d44613

I love it. You stupid bald tiny dick retarded fuck bag men think you are so funny. I guess you need a wesbite like this to communicate on, cause your too much of a pussy to say what you feel to a womans face, cause you know you will get your ass stomped. You should have been aborted you worthless goat fuckers.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-24 17:12:25 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Don’t be upset by these people. It’s all just for the money, they don’t ACTUALLY believe it! XD

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-24 17:17:28 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Oh I’m not too much of a pussy to say anything to a woman’s face. Women actually fuck and cum harder when we deface her face.

Its a wonderful thing actually.
You don’t HAVE to tell women what they want to hear for them to keep coming back for more.

Even Cunt John_Petrucci (above) can tell you that.

menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by kalel
2008-09-25 05:14:10 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

These inferiorities just keep on coming and every time they exceed the stupidity of the others before them.

I say to women that they are inferior in their face and make fun of them on a daily base, this site is just to educate Men to be real Men and treat women like shit because that’s what women are, just shit, no respect for these annoying inferiorities.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-26 03:33:09 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

But see, you don’t HAVE to treat women like shit. It’s not required. On the other hand…both genders can learn to respect one another like as if we LOVED one another, and the world would be a fuckin’ better place.

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Comment by Arbalest
2008-09-26 05:41:51 - IP Man-Hash: b576d7a94761f

It’s not requried, but women pretty much suck it up like a child to sugar. You can prove this by paying attention to any woman talking about men. It’s never how men created this and helped saved that. It’s all, men are pigs! Men rape women! Boys are dumb, throw rocks at them! Boys are dirty! Waah waah typical woman.

Women love assholes because it reinforces their rape fetish. Otherwise women wouldn’t pay attention to them.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-26 07:32:13 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

women are just pieces of shit, what respect can they receive from us?? They are just the life support for vaginas,boobs and throats, nothing else is worthwhile from them.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-26 09:55:30 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

ARBALEST is right on.

“It’s not requried, but women pretty much suck it up like a child to sugar.”

. . . . don’t they JP.

If a girl wants to be loved,
she had better be lovable.

If a girl wants to be respected,
she has to be respectable.

If a man just loved and respected you for free,
the world would be “a fuckin’ better place” for YOU…..

But you sit back on your lazy ugly ass telling him he’s “still not doing enough for you”. Men are not stupid enough to let you get away with that… as you can plainly see.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-26 17:02:56 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

OK…
So you guys are saying that I’m here because you all are assholes and I love being treated like a cunt?

*Sigh* That’s really NOT the reason why, but OK. I really wish I could tell you WHY I’m on here, but by the looks of it, you wouldn’t believe me anyways.

Look, I’ve been nice to you guys. The least you could do is not call me a cunt- CHRIS. lol

 
 
 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-26 03:31:14 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Hahahahahaha, but that’s what a debate is, coming back for more! Am I right? Of course I am, because…

W>M
PWNAGE!!!
Taste of your own goddamn medicine. ^_^

Comment by Benignbullet
2008-09-26 18:36:51 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Except, of course, minus female logic - also known as emotional reasoning - the evidence and outright facts prove the opposite.
You keep living in your romance novel fantasies though, little girl.
menare - by self-evident, established relative accomplishment, even while realizing the exceptions to the rule (UNDERSTAND THAT? No, you don’t) - betterthanwhimmin

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Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-27 16:02:06 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Gah. You should know by now that I’m not going by EMOTIONS.

I’m going by what I’ve been blessed with- INTELLIGENCE.

Sure, go ahead and laugh. I won’t laugh at you for being smart or stupid. Which just proves immaturity, in which I’m not. ^_^

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Paul White
2008-09-23 21:56:54 - IP Man-Hash: 098a9c46e52fd

you are a fucking retard did you ever think that maybe the reason you talk so much shit is because you are so full of it. Its people like you that think that they are so much better than other people that get problems started, i meant fuck look at 9-11 if someone wouldnt have had it in there mind that they were better than someone that shit would have never happened. I meant we are all created the same and Karma is a bitch just wait one day she will be back around to bite you in the ass.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-23 23:05:07 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Actually, Karma is the belief that some things are better than other things.

For instance, I am better than you. And prettier too.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-24 13:43:19 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Wrong, Joseph. Karma can be either good or bad, depending on what kind you have.

PWN! XD

 
 
 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-22 14:01:11 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

I wonder if it’s ever occurred to anyone here that maybe some men are actually into fat women? lol, I know there’s some dudes out there like that! >.<

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-19 15:03:01 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

First off, I would like to say, fat women disgust me too. But at times you just have to say to yourself DEAL WITH IT. I had a fat feminist teacher once, the worst combination ever created. Sadly, I had to deal with it FOR A WHOLE YEAR because I needed good grades… she was the biggest dike bitch in the world. I’ll never forget the day she pulled me aside to say “Lucy, You wear too much make-up. Guys don’t like that”. Now obviously, thats gonna tick me the fuck off because education has NOTHING to do with how I look. Secondly, why the fuck would I take advice on how to look from a fat dike? But I dealt with it because she KNOWS I know how to deal with her bitchiness. The poor woman, I bet she hasn’t seen a penis in years, which could do her some good. Feminism not only affects MEN, but women also, so thanks for shedding some light on this Dick. Warm hugs from Washington state =]

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-19 17:51:04 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Of course we know that feminism affects women too, you poor poor dear. The sad thing is not that you had to listen to her drivel, but you had to look at this fat fuck for an entire year. So you know how we feel when they let these beasts out in public.

There I am just walking down the street, minding my own business, thinking about my day and DAMN GOD SAVE ME NOW, some fat nasty broad walks into my view. Yes I HAVE to deal with it, but I should NOT have to. Rather, SHE should deal with getting her food and her clothes shipped to her home. Better still, a treadmill and a muzzle, just to make sure she doesn’t bitch anymore because we are not interested in looking at her.

Should have expected that Lucy would take about 3 days to turn from a hater to a worshiper. Which is really the way with all the broads that complain on here. They WANT Dick and the other men to fuck them. Women love to be treated like women, that is, like crap. It makes them fucking hornier than a three day salad.

fear > mban.

Comment by Lucy
2008-09-20 13:43:59 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Hahaha but sometimes you just have to look ahead and mind your own business because she’ll probably start yelling at you for looking at her, when in reality, thats all she fucking needs. But if shes really a swine pig, give her a good look down.

I shouldn’t even be talking to you guys, but idk. I get bored and this entertains me.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-20 15:56:45 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

You’re not “bored”.
You’re BORING.

… there’s too much to do, see, read, learn, think and experience in the world to admit to anyone you are “bored”.

Women who says they are “bored” aren’t even interesting enough to make me SICK.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by kalel
2008-09-20 17:46:54 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Lucy if you’re bored go and say to that fat feminist ex-teacher of yours that Men are better than women.

You can find her where all the teachers are gathering and say that you need to speak with her, pull her aside and tell her that you had a moment of brilliance in which you realized that Men are better than women.

That should be really entertaining, I had a fierce argument with a feminist teacher of mine in my last year of high school and I humiliated her and almost made her admit that Men are better than women and damn, it felt good.

But make sure you don’t get in trouble over this.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 17:15:32 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Fuck you Chris. I take online school now so I get bored doing my History work. Don’t make an ASS out of U AND ME, don’t assume.

Kalel I’m not gonna go back to the teacher and say hey guess what? MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.

 
Comment by psiros
2008-09-21 17:22:35 - IP Man-Hash: 5c1eedab7f3e8

History “work”. Another “degree” for a woman to “earn”. Meanwhile, men are busy making history.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-21 18:00:21 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

How the FUCK can you be bored doing history work?

Chris is right. I mentioned before I will now. I had a theory when I was a kid that only boring people could ever be bored. I heard kids say they were bored all the fuckin’ time. I was NEVER bored as a kid and we had a lot less than yall do. Between then and now, I’ve still NEVER been bored. There is ALWAYS something going on, if not out there, then in my mind.

Serious as shit, only boring people are ever bored. They want us to entertain them, because that requires a manbrain.

Kalel, we really didn’t get into these conversations at my school. I was among the blessed that had good teachers, male and female. One female teacher fucked up a word math problem, I corrected it to her students and she admitted her error to all her classes. THAT takes some serious fuckin balls. But it was a long time ago.

 
Comment by Hans Frank
2008-09-21 18:15:14 - IP Man-Hash: f07e515a24dee

Women are such boring creatures because they have virtually no personality, low intelligence and creativity, and no sense of humour. They are absolutely dependent on men for entertainment and recreation. It is because of the absence of male patriarchal dominance in their lives that any woman would foolishly complain about boredom. But what could one possibly expect? Women are frequently bored because they are such boring individuals.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 21:06:23 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

But thats the thing! UGH! I’m smart and creative and I know what the fuck I’m doing! So STOP trying to BELITTLE ME!

Some women don’t have a clue how to have sex, or don’t really have a fucking clue about anything but how something makes them feel. BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE GIRLS WHO ARE INTELLECTUAL. Lets pretend that You dont have a penis and I dont have a vagina. Would that change up the rules or WOULD THEY STILL APPLY!?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-09-21 21:54:28 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Lower class, uneducated people are always ‘BORED’ - there seems to be a close correlation between low intelligence and boredom. Women become bored so easily because they are generally facile, tedious and boring creatures themselves, entirely bereft of creativity or self-awareness.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 21:57:01 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

@JJF

I have a 6 year old nephew.

He came to his mother and said he was “bored”.

When I was 6 I had a LEGO collection and not enough hours in the day to build all the cool shit I wanted to build.

Towns. Railroad. Cars. Houses. . . .

Kids used to get a wooden cut-out cheap HORSE and they would have IMAGINATIONS and play for HOURS with the simplest little things. Bring LIFE into something that didn’t have any.

…. JUST with their imaginations.

Today kids are bowing shit up with Nintendo, playing with the Wii, playing Mortal Combat, Black Hawk Down, watching TV and Movies…… ANYTHING to DISTRACT them for their OWN imaginations.

They don’t NEED imaginations.

WOMEN have a different problem.

While women are OFTEN overheard announcing they are “bored” - AND PROUD OF IT - they expect someone ELSE to entertain them.

Namely their “boyfriends”.

SHE: “Im bored”

Expected response: “OH! Well then let’s go out and drink…. eat…. see a movie…. party… I will assume it’s MY responsibility to make sure that YOU are not bored”.

Jesus Fucking Christ.
That’s not a solution.

PROPER male response: ” Well then find a way to entertain yourself , or bend the fuck over you boring slag”.

And then bitch LUCY (above) responds with “FUCK YOU!!!!!!!” because a MAN called her on her own bullshit and she thinks it’s acceptable (expected) that it’s a man’s job to entertain her.

Fuck you bitches.

TRY BEING INTERESTING INSTEAD OF ANNOYING you boring bitches.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 21:58:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

@MUZALON

Precisely.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 22:55:41 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Did you just call me LOWER CLASS? My father owns a business and makes 300k A year. Don’t EVER call me lower class.

You know I fucking entertain you back or you all wouldn’t be typing back to me! Isn’t that amazing? A WOMAN THAT CAN ENTERTAIN YOU? WHOLEY FUCK.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 23:04:59 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

And chris you dont even know what the fuck I was like when I was littyle. I used to go outside and play with chalk ALL day. I grew up with 9 BOY COUSINS and NO GIRL COUSINS BUT ME. I used to pretend I was an indian with my best friend Max all fucking day. I swam. I’ve played soccer since 2nd fucking grade on the SAME team. I Started Ballet when I was 13 and still intensely learning. I’ve known how to stimulate myself sexually since I was 4 years old. Call it a gift, I dont know. I play golf with my Dad on weekends. I fucking play acoustic guitar. I can handwalk. Infact, heres a fucking VIDEO of me handwalking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LOgjU8VrM8
[Which by the way- was 3 years ago and I'm HEAPS better now.]

Girls can compete.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 23:05:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

@LUCY-FER

YOU don’t entertain ANYONE.

You’ll notice….
You come HERE for entertainment.
WE DON’T COME TO YOU.

You said that yourself.

You’re boring and annoying….
and you already went out of your way to PROVE it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 23:10:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

…. and PS. How much money YOUR FATHER makes doesn’t make you “upper class”.

Your own BEHAVIOR makes you lower class
No matter HOW MUCH money HE makes.

Just look at Paris Hilton.
She’s fucking TRASH.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 23:16:36 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Look at you. Fucking belittling the women that aren’t afraid to try. You wanna fucking know something? When I was little I used to play for HOURS on end. I’m the only daughter out of my WHOLE family. I have 11 boy cousins. My dads a HARD WORKER and I take after my Dad. I’ve played soccer since I was in 2nd grade on the same team. I’ve been in ballet since I was 13. I can walk on my hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LOgjU8VrM8 Infact, theres a fucking video of me doing it [When I was 13, I'm 16 now so its VERY improved]
I’ve been in gymnastics since 5th grade, and I’m a level 6 in gymnastics at the moment [That means I can do a front flip, Backflip, backhandspring, and lots of other tucks]. I’ve gotten good grades all my life. I’m not fucking perfect but I’m offering my best to the world and all your offering is a bunch of PETTY ASS COMPLAINING. Grow some fucking balls.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 23:21:55 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton is gorgeous. Yeah, shes a slut which makes her NO role model, but she at least put out some songs and makes her own perfume along with a clothing line. My father and me are VERY a like. I am a spitting image of my dad. I’m a DADDIES GIRL. Its beside the point.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 23:26:40 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Paris Hilton is ugly as fuck.
Beauty is only skin deep.
But a woman’s ugliness goes right to the bone.

And guess what…

YOU don’t ever get to tell ANY man what HE thinks is “attractive” or NOT attractive.

HE decides that.

Paris Hilton’s behavior is an ABOMINATION and an embarrassment to herself, women of her ilk, and her family.

HER OWN SHITTY BEHAVIOR –>> PUT HER IN PRISON.

She’s fucking TRASH.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-21 23:27:56 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Ugh my comment wont post so I’ve had to write this 3 times already.

Shut up chris you don’t even know what I was like when I was little. I used to PLAY all day EVERYDAY and I hated when the sun went down because I couldn’t play outside anymore. I have a forest in my backyard that I play in EVERYDAY. I swam in the DIRTY MUDDY CREEK all by myself almost everyday. I am the only daughter in my WHOLE family, of 9 Guys. I’ve played soccer since I was in 2nd grade and we’ve been defeated since 2005. I’ve known how to STIMULATE myself sexually since I was 4 years old. Call it a gift, I don’t know how I knew then. The point is WOMEN can COMPETE… So don’t totally rule them out!!!

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 23:29:33 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

You are not welcome here.
Noone wants you.
Who fucking cares of your comment wont’ post.
You’re a useless, worthless, uninvited attention whore.

Fuck off.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-21 23:54:00 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

…. but to be fair….

I might let Paris Hilton blow me.

But that’s all.
Because I have standards.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 09:56:46 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

>>I’m not gonna go back to the teacher and say hey guess what? MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.

Why not? Her reaction will make your day if you’re not feminist.

A another cool thing to do is to wear a T-shirt or sweater which has the inscription “I hate feminist !” and with the link to this site.

And Paris Hilton is not hot, good for a quick one if you’re hungry for sex but nothing after that.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 11:54:11 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

JJF all my female teachers sucked and in high school one really got on my nerves and I had to put that bitch in her place.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-09-22 13:04:00 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Hey guys, here’s the stupid little fucker doing something really idiotic:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cqWU3taNE7Q

Now, that WAS entertaining! Teenage girls are truly the biggest cunts on G-d’s Earth. Yeah, I’m sure the young Einstein or Turing were doing that at her age. Women can really compete, yup!

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-22 13:58:27 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

@Kalel
It is not my job to tell this woman what she already KNOWS. All the boy students hated her guts. Instead of TELLING her, I SHOWED her. Just the way I like guys. Don’t TELL me how great you are. SHOW me. Now, you can complain about these women all you want but they aren’t going to change. Hateful souls prosper through time. But I like how you guys are all really passionate and avid about life and learning.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 15:19:46 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

I know it’s not your job to do that but it would have been lots of fun.

I’m not complaining about anything, I’m just making fun of feminist women not complaining about them, I never complain about anything, if something annoys me I’ll ignore it and if I can’t ignore it I’ll destroy it.

And you mean that you SHOWED her by hating her? OK, that’s good enough but I want more, give her a call and tell her that Men are better than women.

And what do you mean by showing you how great we are? You want to know our “CV” and bank accounts? Because the rest you can pick up from our comments.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-22 15:31:42 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Thats like a slap in the face. Can I slap you across the face? Hard? to knock some sense into you? Listen to what I said.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-22 16:01:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

ALL MEN FUCKING IGNORE THIS WORTHLESS CUNT ATTENTION WHORE “LUCY” NOW.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 16:15:24 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

My common sense is way above yours and you can’t slap me because you’ll get to taste my fist and you don’t want that.

What and how did you showed her?

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 16:17:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Chris I want to make a prank on that feminist teacher and Lucy here can be useful.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-22 16:42:56 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

OK KALEL…. well I can’t say I haven’t “MADE USE OF” some fucking annoying women in my life…. so feel free and have your fun.

;)

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 17:00:24 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Well she’s very reluctant to do it so far, Lucy are you going to do it or not?? And record the phone call then post it on net so that we can hear her reaction.

I really can’t stand feminist teachers, it reminds me of my feminist teachers and I want to deport all of them to Africa and now that I mentioned it ,Lucy tell her that soon she’ll be deported to Africa for being a feminist, hahahahahahhaha

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-23 13:07:06 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Been gone a couple days. Some notes:

Chris, of course you were busy as a kid, you’ve a fuckin manbrain. When you were a kid you were on your way to on.

Lucy, sorry but class isn’t about money. It most CERTAINLY IS NOT about SOMEONE ELSE’s MONEY.

YOU said you were bored. WE did not say it. Boredom IS a sign of lower intelligence. Smart people think smart things. Here is an example of something I think all the time:

“Damn you is a smart mother fucker.”

HOW could I EVER be bored THINKING that or KNOWING that shit? Answer, I could NOT.

STOP posting fucking videos and pictures of yourself. NO ONE HERE GIVES A FUCK. STOP TELLING us you are intelligent. You keep SHOWING US that you are NOT. “I’m bored..” You want to post links post this kind of thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWn3nGIYSfQ

THAT will demonstrate you are able to READ MEN and that you have LEARNED something about us. If you cannot learn something from what you see here, when we present it so SIMPLY, then DON’T come whining when we tell you that you lack intelligence. AND class.

Now pay attention to the difference between MEN and women. YOU got pissed when Chris said PH was ughly. I dig the broad’s LOOKS ONLY. I’d fuck her if she were dancing. I give fuck all that Chris doesn’t like her. Because WE do not decide what OTHERS are attracted to. THAT right there is ONE LESSON you need to learn.

Kalel, yeah your teachers sound fucked up. And Lucy could use a lesson for you. She CLAIMS to not be a feminist, but she keeps acting like one telling US what WE think.

Doesn’t wash. Post videos when you turn 18 and they are worth looking at. And NO women don’t know fuck all about fucking. MEN do all the work, planning and are the ones that make it interesting.

 
Comment by Lucy
2008-09-23 20:09:22 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

How about no you crazy bastard. :)

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-24 07:37:57 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Stupid worm you’re the one who said that it’s bored and you don’t know what to do and I gave you a good idea, if you don’t like it then fuck off.

Also you still haven’t told me how you showed that feminist bitch.

And I watched a video of yours and I noticed a very hot chick there, in that very stupid video “cereal and milk” and at the end you posted your names, Lucy …. is yours and her name is Marissa, tell her that she’s really hot.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Amused
2008-09-17 21:10:13 - IP Man-Hash: 3e9de9beff758

I notice that Dick looks healthy. Why is that?

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-21 17:23:57 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Um….he has a good diet, I guess? idk. lol

Comment by kalel
2008-09-22 11:57:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Why do you ask?

 
 
 
Comment by Franzs
2008-09-16 11:49:53 - IP Man-Hash: d73c09c4db611

I like you.

 
Comment by I Ain't no Psychiatrist or Doctor with Degrees
2008-09-11 17:52:13 - IP Man-Hash: 81ea409b48051

You don’t like fat women. Noone has a problem with that.

Women who are disgusted by fat men never tend to insult them. Why are you all so pointless? Women, women, women! You have an extreme obsession about all women. Damn it!

Go see a male psychiatrist. He’ll help you forget about all women.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-11 18:40:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Women who are disgusted by fat men never tend to insult them??

You know WHY that is?? Because a woman KNOWS that a FAT man may not be going to the gym often enough…. but he could very well still be a Rockafeller.

A fat woman could NEVER be anything else.

I think you’ll find that makes perfect sense.

You should also watch your overuse of the word –>>’Obsession”

“Obsession” is practically a psychiatric term. But you must pull yourself together that “talking about women” is NOT “anti-women”.

Once you ACCEPT that,
your hatred for Dick and all men will begin to dissolve.

This is not about YOU.

It’s not even ABOUT “women”.

… its about how MenareBETTERthanwomen.

 
 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-10 13:04:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Fat women are like black holes, they just keep on growing while they suck up everything.

Comment by Lee
2008-09-10 13:06:53 - IP Man-Hash: d0a07cca61065

Me are like Higgs Boson, not really all there.

Comment by kalel
2008-09-10 13:31:20 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

>>MeN are like Higgs Boson, not really all there?

Good comparison, the Higgs boson is the most important particle in the universe, it gives mass to every other particle, it coordinates everything in the universe just like men do with their planet.

A tip for women: Don’t try to be funny because I have yet to see a funny woman.

And you have no right to use anything that men are doing so go to Africa and be “independent women” and we will bring the african women here, that’s a fare trade.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-10 13:42:37 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

@KALEL

—- “I have yet to see a funny woman” —–

You know…. I am with you 100% on that.

They are all sarcasticunts. Every single one.