Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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thanks for saving my appetite i probably would have clicked the link if you had posted it thanks dude.
Who the f*ck is Jack the Ripper? Sounds like a feminist (read: misandrist) imposter trying her level best (read: poor) to ‘imitate’ a man (if a man points out obvious hypocrisies in feminism then he must, by definition, hate women, homosexuals, non-whites, the disabled, etc).
Get rid of this idiot. She’s been exposed.
Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
Is your caps lock broken?
what a jackass. how high is your blood pressure with all that hate, dude?
Poorest impression of a man, EVER!
Honestly, I’m surprised these people’s head haven’t exploded yet.
Which people? These>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
*”In a patriarchal society all heterosexual intercourse is rape because women, as a group, are not strong enough to give meaningful consent.” Catherine MacKinnon in Professing Feminism: Cautionary Tales from the Strange World of Women’s Studies, p. 129..
I wouldn’t doubt that after saying this, she continued with something like “We can anything a man can do!!!” (Ha ha ha)
*”MAN: … an obsolete life form… an ordinary creature who needs to be watched … a contradictory baby-man …”
“TESTOSTERONE POISONING: … ‘Until now it has been though that the level of testosterone in men is normal simply because they have it. But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from ‘testosterone poisoning.’” from A Feminist Dictionary”, ed. Kramarae and Treichler, Pandora Press, 1985
Right…you LOON. Testosterone Poisoning…until it’s time to save your ass from freezing to death in a car overturned in a snowy ditch; or pull your (otherwise) ungrateful ass out of a burning building; or come to the aid of your daughter when a group of the “fairer sex” is beating the shit out of her at school…or when you need any of DOZENS of other things done for you, partially born of that same testosterone (hey!!! The next time you need ANY of your appliances, vehicles, or city infrastructure fixed, MAKE SURE you ONLY get a WOMAN to do it…yeah, GOOD LUCK with that, you “equals”).
*”Patriarchy requires violence or the subliminal threat of violence in order to maintain itself… The most dangerous situation for a woman is not an unknown man in the street, or even the enemy in wartime, but a husband or lover in the isolation of their home.” Gloria Steinem in Revolution from Within: A Book of Self-Esteem, pp. 259-61..
Sure – never mind that the laws are biased towards whimmin; and that a synthesis of research/studies reveal that whimmin initiate domestic violence as often as men do in Western cuntries…yes, stereotypes of whimmin as the kinder, gentler sex need to be exposed for the fraud that they are.
*”I believe that women have a capacity for understanding and compassion which a man structurally does not have, does not have it because he cannot have it. He’s just incapable of it.” – Former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan
Gee, maybe this is just another reason that those “strong, independent whimmin” so often accept vaginamony and child support awards IN EXCESS of what they actually need.
Again – well done, you “equals.”
*Melbourne City Councilwoman Pat Poole announced her opposition to renaming a street for Martin Luther King: “I wonder if he really accomplished things, or if he just stirred people up and caused a lot of riots.”
I’m surprised her head hasn’t exploded yet – especially as there was no component of HUMOR within the context of her drivel.
*”Compare victims’ reports of rape with women’s reports of sex. They look a lot alike….[T]he major distinction between intercourse (normal) and rape (abnormal) is that the normal happens so often that one cannot get anyone to see anything wrong with it.” Catherine MacKinnon, quoted in Christina Hoff Sommers, “Hard-Line Feminists Guilty of Ms.-Representation,” Wall Street Journal, November 7, 1991.
Fine – no more babies for you then, either (maybe the group of people primarily responsible for the idea, impetus, and advancement of artificial insemination, MEN, would be interested in seeing this quote, and cutting you off from that avenue, too…at least you SHOULD be).
*”Romance is rape embellished with meaningful looks.” Andrea Dworkin in the Philadelphia Inquirer, May 21, 1995..
Great!!!…
IJustCancelledValentinesDayBullshit2010!!!
Come to my site.
http://www.voy.com/219711/
Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
She`s got beautiful eyes. Maybe she could trade some respect in turn to get somebody interested. I`m not fat despite of drinking beer and I don`t like the fat women, but I could make some compromises when i need a woman too badly..
http://www.menweb.org/omwv1n2.htm
“Actually, Marc Lepine, who murdered 14 female engineering students at Montreal’s École Polytechnique, wasn’t trying to kill women. He was trying to kill feminists. Before he opened fire, he said to the female engineering students, “You’re all feminists. I hate feminists!� And in his suicide note, Lepine wrote, “Feminists have wrecked my life.� “
I am shutting this site down.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
“That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society”
It’s great how everything she said about him is applicable to herself. She’s fat, has bumps all over her face, and is pale, obviously because she spends so much time in front of the computer. What an idiot. She needs to find herself some honest friends. None of my friends would let me get that big and think it’s okay.
men raised by single moms are effeminate losers. by the by dick- how many vds and stds do you have from sleeping around? bet your a walking aids case. i dare you to print this you syphilys worm infected felon. spreading aids and deadly vds is a felony in 50 states, change your name to vd dick and it will ring true.
Oh look, a new angle on the shame attempt tactic. OOPS, just spilt some tea, laughing and drinking at the same time, at least it didn’t come out of my nose this time.
FACT: 80% of American woman have polluted vaginas and STDs.
MUCH MORE THAN MEN.
I suspect aha has caught at least one dose Chris, of course it’s HIS fault, lmao. I guess he had a fat wallet.
Yeah, do you know how many women are out there who actually say “you don’t need a condom”? Its fucking frightening.
The statistic 4/5 American women have STDS is no fucking shock to me.
So wrap your cocks up twice men.
These Ameriskanks will actually REACH INTO THE GARBAGE CAN to to take the sperm out of your discarded condom and insert it into themselves to try and TRAP YOU into paying 18 years of child support.
Yes.
Its true.
The completely UNTHINKABLE.
Women will do it with ZERO HESITATION AND REMORSE.
Hot Habanero sauce in the condoms.
I’m one of the men that hate the word ’snip’ and am determined to live my full life without getting it done. You keep saying they’ll take condoms from dustbins is funny and worrying at the same time. Because I know some of them are actually capable of such a thing.
Example: That bitch that accused the copper of sexual molestation because he wrote her a ticket.
I know its CRAZY. But guys have to know that women will do this shit. Most guys can’t even IMAGINE that women will do this.
The women themselves tried to actually SUE the men for burning their vaginas with hot, habanero sauce!!!
WHEN SHE DID IT HERSELF.
She tried to burn him into paying child support, and then the bitch sat in a court of law and tried to SUE HIM… while explaining HOW SHE REACHED INTO THE GARBAGE CAN TO TAKE THE SPERM OUT AND AND PUT IT INTO HERSELF.
Thank fuck these women lost their cases while humiliating themsleves.
But then they WALK FREE!!!
That’s like extortion, attempted RAPE of a man , his life, and future, and finances.
And she tries to sue and walks.
Fucking unreal.
‘But then they WALK FREE!!!’
Ye that’s a patriarchy right there. Justice, bollox.
Right. And then cunts like “usemenonly” show their cunts around here and pretend “men are jerks”.
Well when an Ameriskank calls you a jerk, you can smile because you’re doing everything RIGHT.
*Smile* Sounds like they’re actually a little worse than the Brit versions but just a warning to us what ours will become.
I know its a small percentage…. probably just as small as the % of men who actually “rape” women.
But the difference is, women will LIE and HIDE it. Sometimes for LIFE.
Paternity Fraud where women LIE about who the father is in the US, UK, Australia and Canada……. is an EPIDEMIC.
DNA tests reveal as many as 30% of births in these countries disprove the putative father as the biological one.
That is fucking SICK.
30%! And that’s just the women who were SUSPECTED of cheating or lying about it. So the numbers can go into orbit.
And then these women say – with ZERO HESITATION AND REMORSE – that its “better if the men don’t know”. Sometimes they never even tell the child.
HORRIFIC.
These are not isolated cases.
We don’t expect women who are not the mothers of our children to pay child support while we bang other chicks.
Any amount of sleeping around that men do PALES in comparison to that shit.
Just one of the many facts women don’t want you to know.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Superman Returns was a big Hollywood movie that featured this exact theme. Lois banged superman and got some other poor schmuck to pay for the kid and raise him. There were actually parts of the movie where the filmmaker tried to portray Lois as the victim in this situation. And she pretended like it was better he didn’t know when it was only better for HER that he didn’t know. I was shaking my head while watching it.
Like I’ve said befor and will continue saying. Men have the right to know from birth the paternity of ‘their’ child.
Yeah, and you know what’s REALLY funny????
When woman like these lying , selfish cuntwhore mothers above tell you that they are pregnant and you ask them “how do you know it’s mine?”
THEY ACTUALLY GET ANGRY THAT YOU ASKED. WHILE LYING TO YOUR FACE ABOUT WHO THE FATHER IS.
That’s a woman for you.
Oh yeah, when a girl gets mad that you question the paternity, you just found one right there.
yup. Even with a paternity test they still have a chance that your dart hit the bullseye, so they can still play the numbers even if men got the right to know.
Anyway, got to shoot, Chris, Zach, fellas, be lucky, be well and be bloody careful where and how you dump your seed *Wink*.
E… it looks like you are an idiot ! Spew some more ignorance oh sorry be to an unkind ass but I am & don’t know how to stop !
Alberta…well THERE’S your problem. I have been all over the world and I swear there are more FAT and LARGE women in Alberta, Canada than any other country I have been in. GOD you guys! STOP BREEDING THEM!!! You are only keeping that fucked up gene pool alive!
Sorry to be unkind to someone that looks so young blair, but is that really a picture of an over inflated doll? At least she took the time to put some lippy on.
Hahaha yeah you can always tell which ones are the fat ones if you have a conversation with them, although they are all fat, just to different degrees.
I would love to see what you look like,I bet you are one ugly bastard. Lol
Ever visited youtube?
You can see him there
Yeah, and I’m not the only one freaked out that a 28yrold wants to look like a 50yrold. Dude, denying your age is a total lack of man-points. It’s like dying your hair when everyone knows you’re grey.
angelina:: Men couldn’t give a fuck about being ugly, it’s the pretty ones that end up needing plastic surgery to help their lowering self esteem once they age, not us uglies, we just deal with it.
I know TOO many men who sleep with big women even if they are dating and sleeping with smaller women with perfect bodies. Why is this if men find them so gross?
teen:: The worlds a funny place hun, even some men need to see a psychiatrist now and again.
hahaha
Men and Women are equal as far as people should be treated.
Who ever wrote this disgusts me.
If you are so much better than a woman why do you feel the need to show off about it, wouldn’t we have noticed? Wouldn’t you be front page news?
The fact is you are not.
As a young woman I can say none of the things you wrote and true.
I am not fat, yet I know about eating disorders.
I will quite proudly say I’m 5ft 4″ and weight 7st.
We are taught about eating disorders in school guidance lessons.
In one of the comments I read about all women being racists?
I think not. If you take a look at the statistics the majority of racists are men who think they are superior beings.
If you think you are superior and feel the need to tell everyone then you obviously have issues and feel the need to attract attention to yourself. If you were so amazing, wouldn’t you already have the attention?
Men start wars and many other hate filled things. People ho think fighting is the answer to everything are low lived scum.
I am only a teenage girl but I still no what is right and what isn’t.
Men are no better than women.
If men are so smart maybe they should teacher there sons a thing or two because girls test results are soo much better than boys.
Women have just as many rights to do what they want and men are no better than them. If men are so good then maybe they can end all the wars they have started..
Izzy stop at once. By arguing you only prove you have been overtaken by masculinity just like when a male lion forces a female lion to mate. The female lion will struggle but in the end the male lion wins. Izzy you are female lion waiting for a dominant penis to smack you across the face. If your good looking email me and I will do that for you.
Men and Women are equal as far as people should be treated.
Who ever wrote this disgusts me.
Someone poke me when she’s done, I’m bored allready and am going to take a catnap.
I read about half of the comments on this before I came to the realization that men have and inferiority complex, while women try too hard to prove a point. Getting angry doesn’t do any good. The men are still going to be arrogant and call women unintelligent, unqualified etc. Women will react its life its human nature. However, with out one or the other, neither exists. So, the next time someone talks about shoving their dicks into a woman’s Vaginal area, because it was the best come back they could come up with. Just think where would I be if my mother had found out that I was a boy and gotten an abortion. Or where would I be if my father didn’t consummate with my mother. Well really none of us would be here. So get off your high horses and deal with it, there will always be men who are low life, arrogant ass holes, and there will be fat women. Life is a bitch so deal with it.
Well that’s where you’re mistaken NAGGIE.
We are not REQUIRED to “DEAL WITH IT”. You don’t get to behave anyway you want and tell people they should DEAL with it. You don’t get to PRETEND men have an “inferiority” complex when you take your head of your fat cunt and look at the world around you.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE MEN HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX TO YOU???? DOES IT????
Men went into space. Men split the atom. Men built the great wall and the pyramids. Men invented the stock market. Pushed science and math to its very limits.
Fuck off.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Deal with it.
You are obviously not one of those high achieving men.
“DOES IT LOOK LIKE MEN HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX TO YOU???? DOES IT????”
Whew, Mr Touchy, yeah it does. Chill.
“vaginal area”
Hahaha.
Did anyone notice how she capitalized the word “vaginal”? Kinda says something about how much she thinks of her cunt,doesn’t it?
Bwah ha ha ha ha
Yeah, women “capiltalize” on their vaginal areas all the time!
Thats what makes them whores.
Precisely the point.
I read about half of the comments on this before I came to the realization that men have and inferiority complex, while women try too hard to prove a point.
What a load of shite. And yet another feminist talking about aborting a boy, this the new tactic fems? Sounding more and more nazi by the day girls.
I am far less of an ass hole than Dick, but shit feminists are annoying. THere is nothing stupider than segregating yourself for personal interest. NAACP as another example. If they really want to make a difference they should go to somewhere in Africa and do it. May work, but they’d better be packin AK47’s.
I know a feminist. She is annoying and does not think rationally. Luckily I ONLY know one.