Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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Wow I fucked that post up….guess I am a stupid woman…lol
Because, I actually think Dick is a smart guy, but I don’t take any of his stuff real seriously…it just makes for good discussion.
Because, I actually think Dick is a smart guy, but I don’t take any of his stuff real seriously…it just makes for good discussion.
Because, I actually think Dick is a smart guy, but I don’t take any of his stuff real seriously…it just makes for good discussion.
Why are you here?
“If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.”
We don’t all want to get married, and have babies….I don’t want either. I also don’t want things to be done for me for free, because then there would be no sense of accomplishment. I am also sincere when I say “thank you” and “I’m sorry”, why else would I say it if I didn’t mean it..?
Dick, once again, you hit the nail on the head. Blair is a retard fatass just like every other porker bitch on the planet. Women have NOTHING to offer the world but their looks. NOTHING. So when you’re fat and ugly, women, you have two choices. Starve yourself and exercise, or kill yourself. I prefer the second option because fatass bitches have even MORE psychosis than a “pretty” girl.
~Manos.
sir, I commend you. Right again.
Blair…the epitome of a fat stupid cunt. She’s one of those “femi-nazi” skanks who attends “feminist” meetings to perpetuate her man-hate with the rest of the cottage cheese twatted hosehags! You can tell she’s a fat bloated scone-hole stuffing skank. Send a whole body shot, or can’t you get a decent hour rate on the hubble’s wide angle lens? fat slut. Shut your rubarb pie hole and do society a favor and go play in traffic. Stupid bitch.
Serious man-points awarded for this one. I bow down to you Mickey.
All this womans talk about “sizes”. Don’t you understand that if it can’t be measured it isn’t worth shit? The average woman is a size 12-14? What the fuck does that mean? The average woman in the US (or Australia) is a fat slug, is what that means. All I know is that most of the women I’ve dated the last few years have to shop in the children’s section. It’s the only place they can find clothes small enough. No, they’re not anorexic, they’re Asian and in good condition. 85-95 pounds is a pretty normal weight for a smaller woman in good shape. And they don’t even register on the Western Woman size scale. They did once…until self-esteem driven size inflation took over. Marylin Monroe might have been a size 12-14 50 years ago, but I would guess she’d be a size 6 nowadays. So…define your sizes please ladies. Inches and pounds might be a good starting point. It’s a bit more difficult to inflate those.
Notice how they disappear as soon as they are confronted with rationality. It seems the only way to keep them here is to abuse them. They certainly keep coming back for more and more of that.
Erin Pizzey wrote about that behaviour in “The Emotional Terrorist”.
Gwallan you should know by now that argueing with betas is as one-sided as is it is with cunts.
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To be honest I see this site, correctly, as satire. You play into the hands of those who understand it’s motivation a little better than yourself.
Historically Dick’s hyperbole has proven many of the common generalisations about women to be absolutely one hundred percent correct.
Called to order? What would you like me to do, hack into his site to see if it needs tweaking or to find out whether it’s been manually tweaked? If I find out what I know it to be, what’s it worth to you? A fatload of nothing? You don’t give a shit as long as it doesn’t happen to any of the true believers here, even if you knew what I said was for real, you’d behave just as you say your enemy feminists do and you’d just call BS.
I know several bloggers who do have problems with this sort of thing. Keep copies of your posts in your notepad and if they don’t appear just repost them. The only time I’ve ever had missing posts it’s been on feminist sites. The only time I’ve been banned was on a feminist site and I was by no means the aggressor in that instance. I do see others posting complaints about it quite often however in a range of different environments. It may be that the posters themselves do something wrong from a technical standpoint.
You indulge in similar behaviour to feminists. When called to order over your own ignorance you prefer to simply ignore it and try to divert attention toward something else. Strawman is the favoured technique of most feminists.
Your own ignorance has been demonstrated and pointed out a number of times.
I referred you to a discussion on Glenn Sacks blog. Go and have a look for yourself. Otherwise you should remember that the plural of anecdote is not data.
GW, I can tell you seriously that this has happened to several of my posts that did not contain foul language, nor links.
As I said earlier, you can believe whatever you like, I’m just stating some facts, based on my own usage and exploration of this site over an extended period of time. Just something curious individuals with a penchant to look beyond the bullshit do. Maybe you should try it sometime.
So Michael, what blog is it that you run? This is an issue encountered by quite a number of bloggers. In some instances posts with links are cached. Posts with bad language can encounter the same fate. It depends on the software being used by the host.
Odd how you’re the only person to make this claim. Sure it’s not you who’s the bogus one?
Oh jesus, you called me a fuckwit, now I’m hurt. The IP man hash system on this site has a few flaws, bud. Sometimes it registers different IPs under the one registry..gasp. Now either Dick also does that deliberately or he can blame it all on his spam filter. A tradesman never blames his tools. He’s fucking bogus.