Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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May 13th, 2008 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 29321366ad1c0
On that note, I’m not going to waste my time arguing with you people. I feel sorry for individuals like yourselves, who talk negatively about others to make yourselves feel good. I hope and pray that you find something else better to do than to blog about others ‘ physicalities. Have a good one. And God forbid if you ever end up with a sweet, kind hearted, fat woman (oh how the world would end, as I roll my eyes).
May 13th, 2008 at 2:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9ba7855085f4
Girl, you just told a woman to defend other women just because they are a woman. After that the sheep insult loses it’s validity in the face of your blatant use of herd mentality. Now shut up, you’re making fat women look bad and the ones I know wouldn’t want a bitch like you defending them.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
Is there such a thing? These are the most explosive firecrackers that will take your hand off. They blame society for everything, especially their so-called eating disorders. I mean, who the fuck is force feeding you to eat more calories than you burn. Open a science book and find that out. But then again, the only books women open are books on waiting for Prince Charming to come rescue them and give them a life them don’t fucking deserve.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9ba7855085f4
According to this one GAWD MADE ME FAT BOOHOO. Sheesh, being fat is one thing but to blame it on god or having big bones is nothing short of denial. Come on if god wanted you to be fat adamn and eve would have fat coming out of their ears. In fact he/it looks down upon that as sloth.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05ea0c3b7da6a
And all I hear is the baa of a stupid little ram who keeps following the pack and telling women to hurt themselves to suit your little fantasies. Get a frakkin life
May 25th, 2008 at 1:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 274565082e31f
Excuse me, there are PLENTY of female doctors.
May 31st, 2008 at 8:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 026fc0740ab29
eat a piece of cake gain 50 pounds
May 31st, 2008 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 026fc0740ab29
stuff pie in that hole in your head
May 31st, 2008 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 026fc0740ab29
yum that fattinin pie
May 31st, 2008 at 8:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 026fc0740ab29
i would never date a stupid pig
May 31st, 2008 at 11:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
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May 31st, 2008 at 11:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9
Men should use their natural cunning to abuse women at every turn.
June 1st, 2008 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
One of the best known strains whore in America today is the manhole. That woman is like a merry-go-round; everybody gets a turn. Do you know how many manholes it takes to screw in a light bulb? Just one, that fuckbox will screw anything and everything. The manhole is a lot like a garbage can. If you put her on a street corner, you knew somebody will come along and pick her up.
June 1st, 2008 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 075d7087e1c74
hahahahahahaha
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23765174-13762,00.html
June 14th, 2008 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7203ab182ba42
Your all freaks of nature, some women are born overweight you sons-of-a-bitches, think its fun making fun of women, wait till one shoots you. You people absolutely disgust me. I hope you frankly get your manhoods cut off, and become eunuchs your whole damn lives. Inconsiderate pieces of shit.
June 15th, 2008 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 637a64b430fde
Sounds like a fat woman with anger issues. Lose Weight feel great!
June 15th, 2008 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 28f655a8ec681
Your all freaks of nature,
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So are fat chicks…that’s why history has always made fun of freaks.
some women are born overweight you sons-of-a-bitches,
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Who cares if they are overweight? They need to learn how to graze and eat grass.
think its fun making fun of women,
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No, life already makes fun of them, we just join in with the joke.
wait till one shoots you.
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She’s gotta get her pudgy fingers around the trigger and by that time I am prepared to whip her into shape…the HARD way.
You people absolutely disgust me.
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Good. Slender, healthy athletic people do make you feel bad, don’t they?
I hope you frankly get your manhoods cut off, and become eunuchs your whole damn lives. Inconsiderate pieces of shit.
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My hope is that you meet a man online you fall in love with and when he sees you in person, runs away screaming in horror.
Better yet…may we be the ones who have to risk our lives trying to save you from a heart attack.
Deathslayer
June 16th, 2008 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
No not for all, actually because personally I have witnessed this accusation as true in some men…
But this site seems to generalize women.
Not all men, but men choose women at their level of ability.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 649e6343804bf
Wtf is this shit. I knew men were not quite right but i didnt realize they were sick and twisted. I dont consider myself a typical woman, and yes i am a fat chick……who cares, i am happy with myself and so is my man. I have never heard so much extreme women hating in my life. Just by telling women that we are not allowed here is pushing me to post a comment. I think this may just be an attention getter for this guy. Maybe he has little man syndrome….IDK its very strange, to hate women so much, is it jealousy, do you feel as if women somehow threaten ur manhood…. wow a trained professional would have a field day with this guy. okay i think i have had enough for one day…..there is too much testosterone on this page for me….I am out….buhbuy…….ladyhaters
June 18th, 2008 at 10:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 980affc676c88
And that’s exactly why you idiot fat cunts are completely psychotic.
ARE YOU STARTING TO GET IT NOW?????????
Men tell you to FUCK OFF,
you’re NOT welcome,
and you IGNORE IT.
Well now you can’t blame men for IGNORING you ever again.
Understand? And your fat ass fuckin’ fault.
Well you SHOULD. You are insane (even by your own admission) and say retarded shit like “just by telling women that we are not allowed here . . . is pushing me to post a comment”.
Wrong, ya stupid fat cunt.
A feminist fat-ass buster would have a field day with YOU.
http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
Men are better than women.