Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
Dick you are my role model. Your intelligent and know what the hell your talking about, plus your funny as fuck. I hope i can grow up to be half as insightful and brilliant as yourself.
You sir, are an internet hero.
*Sigh* RICHARD MASTERSON!
lol
I think women do have feelings, actually. You’ve even said it yourself! Women are emotional. idk, just thought I’d point that out. ^_^
Dick Masterson = Internets Biggest Troll.
I agree he’s a troll, but he makes sense and I honestly think
that he believes what he says. Nobody ever said a troll cannot
believe in something, a troll merely manipulates and infuriates the
mentally inferior. I believe women qualify.
What’s going on with posting? In the prior format, I did not have any problem posting. With this format, most of the times I post nothing appears, and then suddenly after few minutes or hours something appears. I just posted three comments and nothing appeared, and maybe this is the fourth that won’t appear either.
Micho
Does anybody think feminism has caused women to get fatter these days?
YES. Women are STUFFING it down OTHER women’s throats that being fat is OK. That they deserve to be loved too. And FAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
You can thank Oprah and her manga-cake magazine / TV show for rewarding women for being repulsive and gross.
I don’t know about other guys and their standards . . . but I just can’t want a blow job from a self-loathing tub of shit who eats potato chip crumbs off her tits and commands respect at the same time.
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Comment by Proud Feminist
2008-08-16 09:40:42
Fat Women:
You are BEAUTIFUL, worthy of love and respect no matter what men say to you . . . .
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That’s just another fat woman lying to other fat women who have o self respect . . . so they brainwash each other into thinking the MEN are supposed to give it to them for being DISGUSTING.
Men are not REQUIRED to love and respect your fat cunts.
Try harder.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
No; I think it’s that dress she’s wearing.
Actually, I think it’s the DRESSING she’s wearing.
Cream of Ranch with sour cream & mayonnaise.
Gross.
It’s usually the fat ones (with a few rare exceptions) which get on my nerves for some reason. Skinnier girls have more tendency to be psychometrically feminine, docile and pliant, which is good, though, of course, it’s not an absolute rule.
I think you are so hot i want to find and fuck you im not fat and obviously you dont like women! mmmm ima make you my bitch!
I made an interesting experience. Yesterday, I put an ad on Craig List in my area. I offered to mentor fat women to help them lose weight. I said I would tell them what people think of them without sugar coating, that I would humiliate them, spank them, and maybe give them sex when they reach goals in losing weight. I basically told them I would treat them like fat slobs.
I got 5 women interested in 24 hours. All want to be treated like shit as long as they can use it to lose weight. 2 of them are only like 30 pounds overweight. One of them is too far away from my location and said I should open a franchise in her area, or if I pass by, to please call her.
Amazing…
I am a MAN and i think that ignorant people like Dick do not deserve to talk or express stupid ideas at all. the reason you probably say all these things about women is that you can’t find one to put your dick, you probably were traumatized when your first love left you and cried for about a year like a fucking faggot and then said i am not the sorry one, women are. but you are. You are so dumb i can call your mom a cock-sucking bitch and you probably would agree! And everything in this world is messed up cause of men, we are in charge and we fucked everything up. And if you are religious, satan[a male], introduced women to sin. I am not gay if you were thinking it because thats the only way a MAN can prove you wrong, i can probably get your moms number or probably already have it, bitch!!!
Nice, bad, ugly, stupid, better, worse; do these kind of words usually come from a reflected human being? I can understand the males frustration on the women, but why spend energy on something you think is “worse” than you. I have many ideas about women that kind of are the same as you guys, but I NEVER show my true meaning about it. Why walk around naked hitting all the guys you see and raping all the women you find? You can acheive the same results with less energy guys.. Play along and don’t pay for women in any way. There are few independent women out there who’s not raised in a city for example… You can’t generalize all women in the world, because you don’t know all the languages and you haven’t been to so many places. Probably gone to asia more than europe is my guess :p
Hey Dumbcunt,
First let me say that no man here CARES about what YOU want. We get enough of that shit pounded into our heads by you DAILY. We want you women to LEAVE AND NEVER COME HERE. But you ignore it repeatedly. Thats why men here don’t CARE about what you want.
Are you starting to get it now??
Did you save your first husband the trouble by telling him that BEFORE he agreed to make the biggest mistake of his life?? Or after you pushed him to ruin it to appease you.
Fascinating. Please spread that word to confused women everywhere who wake up the next morning and think they are now automatically entitled to a commitment. Be prepared to be called an “asshole” for that.
Maybe you should start a website called “somewomenarebetterthanotherwomen.com”.
That way, you could actually get PAYED for making no point.
Of course they are . . . because they are not “yours”.
You cannot expect to find ANY MEN who actually ARE better than you . . .
If you have a “problem” with men who KNOW they are better than you.
No “decent” man would let you get away with it.
But I hope you and your new doormat will be very happy together. . . . .
Menarebetterthanwoman.
Is that like . . . a woman who withholds sex entirely from a relationship until SHE gets everything SHE wants offered to her FIRST . . . . . who actually enters a relationship (or life contract) WITH INTENT TO BE UNFULFILLING . . . . until a man goes out and purchases a diamond worth 2 months of after-tax savings (or 1 full year of work) which must first meet her approval . . . who expects him to now get down on one knee and purchases the right to ASK HER PERMISSION to love her until death . . . . while SHE expects to reserve the right to say “NO” . . . . and when she decides its appropriate . . . she will now fight him for 1/2 of his assets which she had nothing to do with earning as she openly declares under oath that she NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED HER HUSBAND.
Don’t ever put the words DECENT + WOMAN together in a sentence again.
Fuck off.
Hey dumbass, first let me say that I never want to be married again. And for your information, I didnt even desire or ask for a engagement ring in the first place. Don’t get me started on the contract of marriage, its just a way to bind both people to a life of misery. I agree with you that most women go totally overboard on the whole marriage and wedding shit. Its totally useless. Second sex is just sex, fucking or whatever you want to call it, is between two consenting adults and maybe its just me…but you can certianly have a good fuck without falling madly in love and wanting to spend the rest of your life with some one. As for the proposal on the knee thing? well I think thats a crock of shit too. I dont want some poor slob on his knees begging for anything from me. Nor would I do that either. I guess I am different from most women. I dont think like them and most of the time I dont even really like them much. But I dont build a website bashing anyone and degrading anyone. Everyone has a right to their opinions, but yours are very narrowminded. Im very happy that there are men out there like you guys, It keeps me on my toes, this way I can always be on the watch for assholes like you. If a man can use women for what they want then a woman can do the same to a man. I fully intend to.
I can’t find a way to put decent and man together either…..hmmmm????
shaming tactics huh…. have an original fucking thought go through that thick skull would you…….Bored Now!!! its been oh so fun playing but you boys are a major buzz kill…so 1tzb3nfng0t2rn
Ah, the Shaming Tactics list…notice that once you remove the shaming tactics, women really have NOTHING left to say.
well sounds like someone is a little bitter huh sugar…. she burned you bad and sounds like your just pissed off because a woman got the best of your ego… which is what this all is…..
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Ron White was right. You can’t fix stupid
just a big fucking dick show….whos dick is bigger guess what guys WE DONT CARE…. figure out how to suck it youself and you will never have to be in the presence of DECENT WOMEN again…..rotflmao
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How long have you been a Lesbian and a Man Hater?
Deathslayer
Dude! Great link! That’s classic!
Wrong again you stupid cunt.
I thank my personal GOD wasn’t dumb enough to learn the hard way.
Go get fucked.
But read this first, because your idiot cunt stinks.
http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
well sounds like someone is a little bitter huh sugar…. she burned you bad and sounds like your just pissed off because a woman got the best of your ego… which is what this all is…..just a big fucking dick show….whos dick is bigger guess what guys WE DONT CARE…. figure out how to suck it youself and you will never have to be in the presence of DECENT WOMEN again…..rotflmao
Chris. That. Was. Fucking. Genius. Exclamation Point.
Some worthless anonymous coward named ‘evilcruelintentions’ dares to call herself a ‘decent woman’ by lying with every breath that she could muster. There is your transparent classic female behavior right there. Bra-fucking-vo, man.
“A DECENT woman”??????
What the fuck is that????
They actually MAKE those????????
Is that like . . . a woman who withholds sex entirely from a relationship until SHE gets everything SHE wants offered to her FIRST . . . . . who actually enters a relationship (or life contract) WITH INTENT TO BE UNFULFILLING . . . . until a man goes out and purchases a diamond worth 2 months of after-tax savings (or 1 full year of work) which must first meet her approval . . . who expects him to now get down on one knee and purchases the right to ASK HER PERMISSION to love her until death . . . . while SHE expects to reserve the right to say “NO” . . . . and when she decides its appropriate . . . she will now fight him for 1/2 of his assets which she had nothing to do with earning as she openly declares under oath that she NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED HER HUSBAND.
Don’t ever put the words DECENT + WOMAN together in a sentence again.
Fuck off.