Father’s Day: Trick or Treat?
Every man in the world knows that Father’s Day is complete bullshit. That’s why none of us bat an eye when it comes around. Men don’t like to waste their time getting bent out of shape because of a bunch of nonsense.
We men also know that if you want to do something nice for a man, you just do it. You don’t make a big fucking deal out of it. You don’t act like you deserve a prize for stopping off at Best Buy on the way home from getting your hair done and spending more of that very same man’s money on a gift certificate.
So why is Father’s Day so contrary to the man-spirit of things?
Guess what. It was invented by a woman.
Father’s Day was invented by a woman who wanted to get a shit load of attention and glory for herself just for having the audacity to decide to honor her father for a day. If women weren’t banned from this site I would say: Here’s a good way to honor your father, ladies. Don’t marry a jackass.
But they are banned and it wouldn’t matter anyway because women love marrying guys that make them miserable.
Also, obviously when I say ‘invented’, I don’t mean invented like what a man does when he creates every new thing that has ever helped humanity. I mean invented like a woman does when she comes up with reasons why it’s not being a cocktease to trick all her male work friends into moving her into a new apartment.
Fiction can be fun.
Men also do not give a shit about father’s day, because men are not the sort to set up an obstacle course just to watch the people they love trip all over themselves trying to complete it. Women, on the other hand, love that manner of bullshit. That’s why they invent holidays and anniversaries and then skulk around the calendar in the hopes that you’ll miss them.
You know what. That’s actually the best present that you can give a woman on any occasion. Just completely forget about the whole thing and act like you’re sorry. She’ll get a two hour high of rage and tantrum that ought to carry her well into the next farcical woman’s holiday.
Seriously, let’s count the holidays for women. Mother’s Day. One. Secretary’s Day. Two. Teacher’s Day. Three. Bring your Goddamn Daughter To Work Day. Four. Weddings. Fucking Infinity.
There’s no Bring Your Son to Work Day because men want to keep their boys away from the workplace as long as possible — since one day they’ll be chained to it for the rest of their lives.
Happy Father’s Day anyway. I guess.
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these fucking sick feminist bitches don’t stop posting on this site , what the fuck???? hey , you have a lot of sick feminist sites , post there !!! wtf are you doing here???? this site is not for bitching !!!! so fuck off you sick bitches !!!!!!!!
How proud your mother and FATHER must be……for wishing death upon someone you dont even know.
you should be shot! …………how proud your mother must be!
When it’s Mother’s Day women demand a day at the spa away from the kids (i.e., to go shopping), when it’s Father’s Day women insist that men spend quality time with their kids (so that mom can go shopping).
See: Is this hate speech.
Castration for sex offenders!
I have to say that I’ve met a lot of good men and a few men who act like bitches. I am with a man who is a real man and I really respect guys who have it together. I do see your point though. Women today are using their bodies to get things. It seems like any attention even bad attention like flashing their breasts or vaginas. I think a lot of women would rather hide behind a man to support them or use their body. It all comes down to fear. Women play the victim time and again because it’s just easier. We know that no matter what we do we will be laughed at so we manipulate to get our way. I see women do this all the time. I geuss you see this too. How many women say all the stuff he worked his ass off for 30 years somehow belongs to her because she sat on her ass all those years like a fucking dog. I’m pissed at these women too.
I’m a woman and I don’t understand women. At least in the 1950’s women were respectable. I feel embarassed when girls flash their body parts. It is really sad. I can’t even defend my gender. I will end up embarassing myself. I actually cover up now from head to toe because I am trying to be a good woman. I am attractive but don’t want anyone looking at me but my husband. It seems like women just don’t have any self respect left. I know I’m not that smart. I’m just a simple person. I respect my husband and listen to what he says because he is a good man. You must admit that some women are less trashy then others. My grandmother was a good woman. Your mother was probably good as well. It’s getting harder and harder to find good women but they are out there.
Thats BS. Men love when you do little nice things for them.
In your list of female holidays you forgot Valentine’s Day.
@diamatik bang on. (no pun intended).
Diamonds occur in large quantity, and, apart from industrial uses, have no inherent value. The genius of men was to indeed recognize that women, as you say, like “shiny things”.
-wolfe
@ Chris: Women have never invented anything. I’m quite sure that men invented those days for two reasons:
1. To get laid; and
2. To generate revenue for their corporations.
Do you really think that women invented this ‘A diamond is forever’ bullshit, or do you think that a few male executives realised that since women like shiny things that they can be easily convinced to spread their legs for a lovely glistering and colourless rock, and thus creating men’s demand for such a powerful panty-dropping tool?
What a load of crap fathers day, mothers day and valentines day etc are. Not only are they invented by women to give them something to concentrate on and then use against us when we forget to buy them something or what they brought us. Its also a ploy for us to spend more hard earned money on crap that will be thrown away and forgotten about a few days later.
Theres no need for these days, birthdays and christmas is about it, with the exception of easter for kids.
Well then I’m glad they serve some purpose.
I am not saying that she won’t be voted in, I just don’t think that she would live long enough to go full-term. I believe that many of the same people who would assasinate a black male if he were to take office would do the same thing to some ugly white bitch.
We’ll see if your sword matches your tongue when the whores and effeminate men elect Hillary.
No woman will run this country, not within the next fifty at least.
you sacrifice your dignity*
a woman will never be president. Most men and many women would vote against that especially for hillary. You women wont be satisfied with anything and half of you say you want one thing and half of you say the other. And you switch the roles all the time. Men dont waver their standpoint on relationships, and life. Theres too many guys that get hurt by women and keep looking for a decent girl and dont blame their whole gender. While a woman gets hurt one time and every guys the same. Women are the ones that never forget things and hold grudges not men. Women are more hateful than men, and will never see things through a mans eyes. They will never even TRY to understand a mans thinking. They expect to be with a guy that understands them and takes full responsibility for their actions. There is not one woman that says she has a good man that the guy doesnt treat her like gold even if she cheats on him. You satisfy your dignity to these women for cheap thrills that wont last forever. Some men never get to even experience being a gentleman like i have and got crapped on. Your LUCKY!
I blame the beer.
I suppose that I, being a man, have a much more complexed and nuanced view of the situation than any woman.
It’s certainly true that there could exist a woman who could be a great president. That would be wonderful and very nice.
There could also exist talking horses, for example.
Hillary, indeed, is not one such. Talking horse or great female president.
It would be sad if Hillary prevented talented women (to the degree they exist, which I believe they do) from winning the presidency again, though I agree, Diamatik, that would be largely her effect.
So: Vote Hillary if you want to Guarantee no more Female Presidents.
-wolfe
I look forward to a Hillary presidency, albeit for different reasons than some of the men here on mabtw.
A woman winning the presidency now will ensure that it never happens again. Now that the US is in a war, her [miss]handling of the Iraq situation, and her simultaneous fucking up of foreign and economic policy will teach a lesson that history will never let us forget again.
@Female that’s one of the more ignorant things you’ve ever posted.
-wolfe
Or even better, and on the bright side, we’ll have another Kennedy assassination but double. That will be fun.
Hillary would only show the true nature of ‘feminine rule’ and all the incompetant tyranny and corruption that it entails.
I look forward to a Hillary presidency, since it would cement in stone her killing and the wake up call of Men.
A woman talking about politics is like a woman deducting manpoints. Like a fish riding a bicycle. First, if a female president, along with VICE president, actually does become the President, it will be anarchy within 5 minutes. Maybe you should know too, that no matter who is president, the War in Iraq is too far past the mark when we could have pulled out. America is in a mess, respectfully to all you american men, and a female president… well… God save your souls.
No one cares about you here Fembitch.
It bores you yet you hang around like a bad odor.
Ooooh, scary days for the men on mabtw ahead. According to Dick Morris talking to an AU newsbroadcaster, 56% of US voters are female, most are poor (ie, they’ll vote Democrat) and more than half are single, widowed or divorced. The Dems will put Hilary forward with Obama for Vice Pres and the Republicans will make Condi run for Vice president. Oohhh. And once Hil is in power, apparently she’ll confiscate all manly assets, wire tap all your phones and use the FBI and CIA for devious panda bear missions. Have a nice day.
Female, this is the view we have of YOU and your ‘posse’ of women like ‘Happy and successful’. Whats worse, us, or you bitching about it like a 6 year old.
Father’s day is a nice little thing. Of course, me and my father never bothered with giving presents or cards. Just spend time together :) which is the best thing a man can do with his father.
eh.
well, it’s kind of like “aren’t we supposed to appreciate our dad EVERY day?”
i think it’s good to set a whole day aside dedicated to dads. they deserve it.
Yeah. They use null filled strings.
Ha! Well, wolfe is one of those obscure ‘ethnic’ names dating from ca. the Fifth century. Can hardly expect women to type that properly.
-wolfe.
Sorry, christianj.
I’ll double-check spelling next time.
It’s happened before, but it was easy to pick: the idiot couldn’t even write “wolfe” correctly.
-Big Al
Gotta bear in mind Big Al that some idiot used a variation of my login re…Christian J and not christianj.
So the bitch factor quoted the imitator and you have now shown me as the initiator of that comment !
That explains this story then.
-Big Al
Father’s day is terrific for sons to get the feel of how life’s going to be.
Geeza said it.
-wolfe.
My son handed me a fathers day card earlier today. As soon as I thanked him my wife yelled out from the kitchen ‘guess who bought it?’
My son and I just looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders. My wife didnt even realise she had actually made a total ass of herself.
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Christian J Says:
November 4th, 2005 at 6:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 80b0e5f44308d
It’s either the penis joke or the gay angle, I found that wommin pefer gays as they are just like them.
What an idiot!
To clarify for your childlike mind, you didn’t say that, Christian did (refer quote above) and looks like you didn’t miss AG’s point, instead, you chose to deliberately misinterpret it. Well done. Which political party do you work for?
Dick will miss it completely? When did I ever say that gay men are like women? Women wish they were like gay men. That’s why they hate them so much.
-Dick
“How can women be like “gaysâ€? if a homosexual male is still considered a man? With all his man power and man respect?” Good point AG, however, you know dick and christian will either completey miss it or deliberately ignore it, and engage in subtle rhetorical subertfuge, that is, after all, their standard modus operandi. Yawn. These men are like 6 year olds, at first they make you curious as you attempt to understand their make believe world, but after a short while it just becomes boring. They do, however, definately make you appreciate the men you do have in your own world and thank your lucky stars they are nothing like this lot.
“I found that women pefer gays as they are just like them.”
How can women be like “gays” if a homosexual male is still considered a man? With all his man power and man respect?
“The sad thing is that every one of the bitches that post here have a sperm donor”
What? Why?
It’s either the penis joke or the gay angle, I found that wommin pefer gays as they are just like them.
What do I think about me and Christian? Does that qualify as a gay joke to you? Female, of all the gay-hating women that post on this site, you are the most bigoted.
-Dick
You and Christian. You know what I mean, don’t play coy, it’s unbecoming on a man.
What do I think about what?
-Dick
What do you think Dick. Christian sounds like he needs a firm man to guide him correctly. Just think, you could be that person.
Jealous of women or sperm donors? What in the hell insult are you lamely trying to make, Female?
-Dick
Yeah and you sound jealous
The sad thing is that every one of the bitches that post here have a sperm donor.
Father’s day is just another one of societals ills. Men do not need to know that they are Fathers it something that women need to be confirmed at.
Being as they are liars, cheats, thieves and harlots.
Men do not need confirmation on doing what they do best that is looking after kids. We do not abuse them as women do or murder them as wommin do.
Woman just fuck it up as usual, do they do anything right ?
Yeah, but I bet if you only had sex once a year you would look forward to that day way more.
You know what? I could have sex 10 times a day, and I’d never forget how awesome it is. That’s a proven fact. Therefore, your rationale is not rational at all, but instead, as Dick put it, monkey shit.
If you do something every day, it doesn’t become special. If we never worked (or as i’m only 14, went to school, in my case) we wouldn’t enjoy holidays. If it never rained we wouldn’t appreciate the warmth from the sun. If we didn’t know about poverty we wouldn’t be able to appreciate luxury.
When something is special, rather than happening every day, we appreciate it more, and don’t take it for granted, and it means more! And that’s what it’s all about - appreciation!
Dick, a tad of advice. Father’s day is meant to be fun for dads, it was never intended to be a trick, and if you or any other fathers (I’m assuming you’re a father or you wouldn’t really know much about it) don’t enjoy it then just don’t take part. What’s all the fuss about? Perhaps you just like to bitch.
shut up w-hor!
my dad loves fathersday, he really likes it and he is great at complaing(another thing he is better than women at) the thing is its so much easier to shop for my dad on fathers day than my mum! she gives no clues its all like “oh i dont mind, just something” but dad is like” i want that there ok son?” so i can go get that and buy him it. I would like to re-itterate that i back fathers day and i back the feeling my dad gets when we do everthing for him that day (my father also had a bbq that i did for him and he didnt raise a finger). it is not just an enterprise to create money and if it was created by a woman (i object to the word invent as that infers that it was new to do something of this type when im sure it wasnt) then i say good job her.
My Da complain, he’s actually fucking brilliant at complaining when he wants! If he didn’t care at all he wouldn’t have bothered showing my Ma what I’d got him, he’d of just put it away and told her about it later. I used to think my Da was sexist, no I realise that he’s a liberal compared to you!
That’s because men don’t complain.
Too bad you didn’t learn that from your father.
-Dick
Yeah, why pretend to be a bloke (except those times I dressed up as one, that was for charity and scared everyone)?
Father’s day isn’t that bad, I have to work more because more people want to buy choclate so I don’t see the problem. Anyway my Da seemed to enjoy the oppurtunity to sit and watch rugby/motor racing and have a bbq, he wasn’t complaining.
You make me sick-a guy as arrogant and nasty as you must have never found love. You should never treat women with such little respect. But i guess you were the fat dorky kid who never found love, who uses dorky pick up lines so chicks just walk away from you. Then you retreated into your little world of self pity and misery picking on women like they are beneath you. Buddy-you are beneath them,and men, and fathers,and doctors. You are so low that scum would be too high above you for u to even see. So just crawl back into the loveless hole you crawled into until you gain some respect! Actually-just stay there.
If that’s her fiction, god only knows what her poetry must be like.
Dick- Wow, man, you’re right all the time. Just as every good man knows, all the shit that is glorified as what to “do” for a father on father’s day is the shit that should happen every goddamn day of the year. Here’s a gift I know I’d be hoping for, women to shut up and make dinner. period. No gifts bought with my money- hell, if I want to spend my money on myself, I would just go spend away; trust me because I know, I’ve seen me do it. Don’t treat your father special because your precious “Desperate Housewives” desk calendar tells you it’s a holiday, try doing it every day because your dad paid for your ass to get where you’re at.
The above poster is actually our favorite Little Miss Liar Nicole posting under a man’s name (they’re from the same IP address). If that’s not penis envy I don’t know what is.
And I do know what penis envy is and that’s it.
My first clue was the sickeningly saccharine “Hurm� right at the start. Honestly Nicole, why didn’t you just call yourself Vagina Steve?
Hurm?
You can also tell “James” isn’t a man because any man knows that those types of things would be special any day of the year. Just because a calendar says that a man is entitled to something for being around on a certain day, does not make it any better — that’s woman-think.
Also, women hating? This site is not about women hating. Women are beautiful and special things. They’re just not as good as men at anything. I don’t hate elementary school glue, and it’s completely worthless.
-Dick
Hurm…
Don’t really know what to say apart from your obviously not a father.
It’s such a great feeling to have all my children around me on father’s day, opening the cards they made me and playing games. I love fathers day and it has nothing whatsoever to do with women in a negative light, my wife helps my children shop for presents and cooks me a big fathers day dinner, and you’re talking like I’m supposed to hate her for that. Hardly.