Father’s Day: Trick or Treat?
Every man in the world knows that Father’s Day is complete bullshit. That’s why none of us bat an eye when it comes around. Men don’t like to waste their time getting bent out of shape because of a bunch of nonsense.
We men also know that if you want to do something nice for a man, you just do it. You don’t make a big fucking deal out of it. You don’t act like you deserve a prize for stopping off at Best Buy on the way home from getting your hair done and spending more of that very same man’s money on a gift certificate.
So why is Father’s Day so contrary to the man-spirit of things?
Guess what. It was invented by a woman.
Father’s Day was invented by a woman who wanted to get a shit load of attention and glory for herself just for having the audacity to decide to honor her father for a day. If women weren’t banned from this site I would say: Here’s a good way to honor your father, ladies. Don’t marry a jackass.
But they are banned and it wouldn’t matter anyway because women love marrying guys that make them miserable.
Also, obviously when I say ‘invented’, I don’t mean invented like what a man does when he creates every new thing that has ever helped humanity. I mean invented like a woman does when she comes up with reasons why it’s not being a cocktease to trick all her male work friends into moving her into a new apartment.
Fiction can be fun.
Men also do not give a shit about father’s day, because men are not the sort to set up an obstacle course just to watch the people they love trip all over themselves trying to complete it. Women, on the other hand, love that manner of bullshit. That’s why they invent holidays and anniversaries and then skulk around the calendar in the hopes that you’ll miss them.
You know what. That’s actually the best present that you can give a woman on any occasion. Just completely forget about the whole thing and act like you’re sorry. She’ll get a two hour high of rage and tantrum that ought to carry her well into the next farcical woman’s holiday.
Seriously, let’s count the holidays for women. Mother’s Day. One. Secretary’s Day. Two. Teacher’s Day. Three. Bring your Goddamn Daughter To Work Day. Four. Weddings. Fucking Infinity.
There’s no Bring Your Son to Work Day because men want to keep their boys away from the workplace as long as possible — since one day they’ll be chained to it for the rest of their lives.
Happy Father’s Day anyway. I guess.
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That’s because men don’t complain.
Too bad you didn’t learn that from your father.
-Dick
Yeah, why pretend to be a bloke (except those times I dressed up as one, that was for charity and scared everyone)?
Father’s day isn’t that bad, I have to work more because more people want to buy choclate so I don’t see the problem. Anyway my Da seemed to enjoy the oppurtunity to sit and watch rugby/motor racing and have a bbq, he wasn’t complaining.
You make me sick-a guy as arrogant and nasty as you must have never found love. You should never treat women with such little respect. But i guess you were the fat dorky kid who never found love, who uses dorky pick up lines so chicks just walk away from you. Then you retreated into your little world of self pity and misery picking on women like they are beneath you. Buddy-you are beneath them,and men, and fathers,and doctors. You are so low that scum would be too high above you for u to even see. So just crawl back into the loveless hole you crawled into until you gain some respect! Actually-just stay there.
If that’s her fiction, god only knows what her poetry must be like.
Dick- Wow, man, you’re right all the time. Just as every good man knows, all the shit that is glorified as what to “do” for a father on father’s day is the shit that should happen every goddamn day of the year. Here’s a gift I know I’d be hoping for, women to shut up and make dinner. period. No gifts bought with my money- hell, if I want to spend my money on myself, I would just go spend away; trust me because I know, I’ve seen me do it. Don’t treat your father special because your precious “Desperate Housewives” desk calendar tells you it’s a holiday, try doing it every day because your dad paid for your ass to get where you’re at.
The above poster is actually our favorite Little Miss Liar Nicole posting under a man’s name (they’re from the same IP address). If that’s not penis envy I don’t know what is.
And I do know what penis envy is and that’s it.
My first clue was the sickeningly saccharine “Hurm� right at the start. Honestly Nicole, why didn’t you just call yourself Vagina Steve?
Hurm?
You can also tell “James” isn’t a man because any man knows that those types of things would be special any day of the year. Just because a calendar says that a man is entitled to something for being around on a certain day, does not make it any better — that’s woman-think.
Also, women hating? This site is not about women hating. Women are beautiful and special things. They’re just not as good as men at anything. I don’t hate elementary school glue, and it’s completely worthless.
-Dick
Hurm…
Don’t really know what to say apart from your obviously not a father.
It’s such a great feeling to have all my children around me on father’s day, opening the cards they made me and playing games. I love fathers day and it has nothing whatsoever to do with women in a negative light, my wife helps my children shop for presents and cooks me a big fathers day dinner, and you’re talking like I’m supposed to hate her for that. Hardly.