Father’s Day: Trick or Treat?
Every man in the world knows that Father’s Day is complete bullshit. That’s why none of us bat an eye when it comes around. Men don’t like to waste their time getting bent out of shape because of a bunch of nonsense.
We men also know that if you want to do something nice for a man, you just do it. You don’t make a big fucking deal out of it. You don’t act like you deserve a prize for stopping off at Best Buy on the way home from getting your hair done and spending more of that very same man’s money on a gift certificate.
So why is Father’s Day so contrary to the man-spirit of things?
Guess what. It was invented by a woman.
Father’s Day was invented by a woman who wanted to get a shit load of attention and glory for herself just for having the audacity to decide to honor her father for a day. If women weren’t banned from this site I would say: Here’s a good way to honor your father, ladies. Don’t marry a jackass.
But they are banned and it wouldn’t matter anyway because women love marrying guys that make them miserable.
Also, obviously when I say ‘invented’, I don’t mean invented like what a man does when he creates every new thing that has ever helped humanity. I mean invented like a woman does when she comes up with reasons why it’s not being a cocktease to trick all her male work friends into moving her into a new apartment.
Fiction can be fun.
Men also do not give a shit about father’s day, because men are not the sort to set up an obstacle course just to watch the people they love trip all over themselves trying to complete it. Women, on the other hand, love that manner of bullshit. That’s why they invent holidays and anniversaries and then skulk around the calendar in the hopes that you’ll miss them.
You know what. That’s actually the best present that you can give a woman on any occasion. Just completely forget about the whole thing and act like you’re sorry. She’ll get a two hour high of rage and tantrum that ought to carry her well into the next farcical woman’s holiday.
Seriously, let’s count the holidays for women. Mother’s Day. One. Secretary’s Day. Two. Teacher’s Day. Three. Bring your Goddamn Daughter To Work Day. Four. Weddings. Fucking Infinity.
There’s no Bring Your Son to Work Day because men want to keep their boys away from the workplace as long as possible — since one day they’ll be chained to it for the rest of their lives.
Happy Father’s Day anyway. I guess.
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To clarify for your childlike mind, you didn’t say that, Christian did (refer quote above) and looks like you didn’t miss AG’s point, instead, you chose to deliberately misinterpret it. Well done. Which political party do you work for?
Dick will miss it completely? When did I ever say that gay men are like women? Women wish they were like gay men. That’s why they hate them so much.
-Dick
“How can women be like “gaysâ€? if a homosexual male is still considered a man? With all his man power and man respect?” Good point AG, however, you know dick and christian will either completey miss it or deliberately ignore it, and engage in subtle rhetorical subertfuge, that is, after all, their standard modus operandi. Yawn. These men are like 6 year olds, at first they make you curious as you attempt to understand their make believe world, but after a short while it just becomes boring. They do, however, definately make you appreciate the men you do have in your own world and thank your lucky stars they are nothing like this lot.
“I found that women pefer gays as they are just like them.”
How can women be like “gays” if a homosexual male is still considered a man? With all his man power and man respect?
“The sad thing is that every one of the bitches that post here have a sperm donor”
What? Why?
It’s either the penis joke or the gay angle, I found that wommin pefer gays as they are just like them.
What do I think about me and Christian? Does that qualify as a gay joke to you? Female, of all the gay-hating women that post on this site, you are the most bigoted.
-Dick
You and Christian. You know what I mean, don’t play coy, it’s unbecoming on a man.
What do I think about what?
-Dick
What do you think Dick. Christian sounds like he needs a firm man to guide him correctly. Just think, you could be that person.
Jealous of women or sperm donors? What in the hell insult are you lamely trying to make, Female?
-Dick
Yeah and you sound jealous
The sad thing is that every one of the bitches that post here have a sperm donor.
Father’s day is just another one of societals ills. Men do not need to know that they are Fathers it something that women need to be confirmed at.
Being as they are liars, cheats, thieves and harlots.
Men do not need confirmation on doing what they do best that is looking after kids. We do not abuse them as women do or murder them as wommin do.
Woman just fuck it up as usual, do they do anything right ?
Yeah, but I bet if you only had sex once a year you would look forward to that day way more.
You know what? I could have sex 10 times a day, and I’d never forget how awesome it is. That’s a proven fact. Therefore, your rationale is not rational at all, but instead, as Dick put it, monkey shit.
If you do something every day, it doesn’t become special. If we never worked (or as i’m only 14, went to school, in my case) we wouldn’t enjoy holidays. If it never rained we wouldn’t appreciate the warmth from the sun. If we didn’t know about poverty we wouldn’t be able to appreciate luxury.
When something is special, rather than happening every day, we appreciate it more, and don’t take it for granted, and it means more! And that’s what it’s all about - appreciation!
Dick, a tad of advice. Father’s day is meant to be fun for dads, it was never intended to be a trick, and if you or any other fathers (I’m assuming you’re a father or you wouldn’t really know much about it) don’t enjoy it then just don’t take part. What’s all the fuss about? Perhaps you just like to bitch.
shut up w-hor!
my dad loves fathersday, he really likes it and he is great at complaing(another thing he is better than women at) the thing is its so much easier to shop for my dad on fathers day than my mum! she gives no clues its all like “oh i dont mind, just something” but dad is like” i want that there ok son?” so i can go get that and buy him it. I would like to re-itterate that i back fathers day and i back the feeling my dad gets when we do everthing for him that day (my father also had a bbq that i did for him and he didnt raise a finger). it is not just an enterprise to create money and if it was created by a woman (i object to the word invent as that infers that it was new to do something of this type when im sure it wasnt) then i say good job her.
My Da complain, he’s actually fucking brilliant at complaining when he wants! If he didn’t care at all he wouldn’t have bothered showing my Ma what I’d got him, he’d of just put it away and told her about it later. I used to think my Da was sexist, no I realise that he’s a liberal compared to you!
That’s because men don’t complain.
Too bad you didn’t learn that from your father.
-Dick