Feelings Kill

Feelings are good for you? Wrong.

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The biggest reason men are better than women is men don’t have any feelings. Feelings are the indestructible sausage cable of shit that tether women to the ground. Feelings are the source of all womankind’s greatest fuckups and inadequacies and also the reason women hate children so much. But here comes something even more shocking.

Feelings kill you.

It is a total fucking myth that men don’t go to the doctor when we need to. As science and several recent research studies have proven, men just don’t get sick. We’re also not sick when we say we’re not sick. Our word is law. We’re men and manly, and manliness turns out to be the cure for all diseases.

Testicles Cure Multiple Sclerosis

That’s what a new study at UCLA says. A testosterone treatment used on men with MS was shown to do all kinds of good things — things with your brain. If you have MS, ask your doctor about it. If you don’t, all you need to know is men are better than women.

Feelings Kill

Feelings not only ruin all sexual encounters, but they also inhibit the healing process.

That’s exactly what a new study from the University of Missouri-Columbia says. Manly men heal faster. Men were given surveys and then measured on their recuperative progress. The ones who showed a marked restriction in their emotion while answering the survey healed about a million times faster.

I’m not talking about shit Neosporin will take out in a few days either. I’m talking about brain damage and spinal cord injuries. Emotionless men’s brains and spines healed faster than those of women — who are all emotional train wrecks. I don’t know how you determine if a woman’s brain is working though. Is it the same way you measure a defective parrot: by throwing peanuts at its head until it falls off the perch.

Penn & Teller

Penn and Teller also did some research on feelings. They encouraged a group of subjects to openly release their emotions and a control group to behave sensibly. Guess what they fucking concluded. The expression of feelings results in the exaggeration and amplification of these feelings. I have known this all along. Emotions are a contest of bullshit; one that women sign up for at the age of two and participate in their whole fucking lives. No wonder women haven’t accomplished shit. They’re training for a fuck-tathalon of emotions every waking minute of every day. I would be exhausted too except that I’m a man and I am never tired or sick.

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Comment by destroyer of cunts
2010-01-21 20:20:05 - IP Man-Hash: b51386f8c9a44

This is one of the best shows, (manswers) on the Spike channel, Dick Masterson should be on this show.

 
Comment by The destroyer of cunts
2010-01-21 20:18:18 - IP Man-Hash: b51386f8c9a44

This is one of the best shows, (manswers) on the Spike channel. Dick Masterson should be on this show.

 
Comment by Mcloven
2009-12-15 00:41:30 - IP Man-Hash: be28593abbea5

Feelings kill.

Killing is manly as fuck.

End of story.

Comment by Rapist
2010-01-21 20:15:38 - IP Man-Hash: b51386f8c9a44

Feelings kill.
Killing is manly as fuck.
Cunts get killed
End of story.

 
 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 09:36:29 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

Comment by David
2010-01-02 01:32:17 - IP Man-Hash: 0869feae7e64b

What exactly do you think you’re gaining out of posting this crap?

 
 
Comment by sarah
2009-07-05 02:30:29 - IP Man-Hash: e91c75be73178

a person who has no feelings is a sociopath.

 
Comment by Sporto
2009-05-19 12:41:57 - IP Man-Hash: e636624a4e8b5

Decisions should never be made based on feelings rather a logical threefold option.

 
Comment by Psycho
2009-04-07 21:44:03 - IP Man-Hash: 6dded4e9dd4bf

I’m assuming the owners of this website are gay?

Comment by Abigail
2009-04-07 21:57:09 - IP Man-Hash: 6db9b9abc7a35

Are you making a statement or asking a question?

 
 
Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-01 10:38:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

but this guilt is perfectly natural because we men are very sensitive and have a depth of emotion unfathomable to women. This guilt should be completely ignored.
Dick-
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Well having feelings keep me from murdering people or committing suicide, like most BPD and Sociopaths, lack of feelings suggest lack of identity, not all men fit that criteria. Lack of identity and Suicide are a result of no feelings. They do not feel anything, which yes people people do in different ways. 2-4 percent Male population are Sociopaths, whereas 1 percent female. I thought you said women were cold and have no feelings. But feelings also are responsible for expressed creativity and genius, so it is the other way around. Women who are anxious and sleep well are the healthiest. Which is strange, but it is a fact. Feelings help us connect and understand relatives, surroundings and people… Influence us to creativity and deep thought.

Comment by Liviana_Mari
2008-10-01 10:40:56 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Moat crazy people I know who are Autistic or Manic Depressive or Schizophrenic have survived terminal illnesses and and 75 percent mortality rate diseases.

 
Comment by Liviana_Mari
2008-10-01 10:45:36 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

People in my family who have been diagnosed as Autistic, Manic Depressive or Schizophrenic have survived 75 percent mortality rate diseases. Not to mention liver failure, Hepatitis C and Septicemia.

I also never understood this gender problem, in my school I never encountered this and couldn’t see a difference between genders. I assumed people needed an education and if they didn’t they were stupid. I wasn’t raised by a normal family, I was raised by an Egineers’ child and a mother who were a senior citizens child. She has a 160 I.Q., My grandfather had a 180 I.Q. So I cannot fathom ignorance in anybody, most people including men are too dumb these days.

Comment by sarah
2009-07-05 02:32:15 - IP Man-Hash: e91c75be73178

so we agree, dick masterson is talking out of his ass as usual.

 
 
 
Comment by David
2008-08-07 22:30:43 - IP Man-Hash: b6f3fc56d7ac9

No man in this world would take that bet Brokenjohnny even if the odd’s were 10,000 to 1. Just look at PMA’s comment; it has: NO capitalization, no punctuation except comma’s, no sentence structure, frequent mis-spellings, and a comma every 6 or 7 words.

Logically no man could have written it because even if a man were misguided enough to think such childish view and short sighted view. Would realize that they’re paragraph would be viewed as nothing but fodder for mockery without so much as a fucking spellcheck.

Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-01 10:50:24 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

No feelings kill.

How do you let live if you do not connect to anything? Go to a ghetto, go anywhere with heavy crimes…. No emotional connections create boredom and a lack of empathy…. forgot to add.. Men also have higher suicide ratings.

 
 
Comment by brokenjohnny
2008-02-17 04:22:50 - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30

P.M.A. said:

wut the fuck,you fucking sexist pricks,wut the fuck is wrong wit u,this is total fucking bullshit,i love women,theyre amazing,they -are- the miracle of life,all we do is fertilize,and you have hatred for the most amazing form of life, a woman can have aids and not pass it on to their child even tho they share the same blood,and u can sit there and type behind your moniter about how u think that you are better than them,i bet u feel so protected by the internet,you can say whatever the fuck you want and never have to worry about people knowing who you are,u think im afriad to tell you guys off,ill even give you my name, Pablo M. Avvocato,
i am a man and im strait, you say youre not like the kkk,but youre exactly fucking like them,you say that emotions chain you down,well you better hope that i dont meet you in a dark alley,cause a full-body cast does chain you down.so fuck off you donkey rimming peices of shit

I’m offering 1000 to 1 odds that this person is a prepubescent woman. Any takers?

I have yet to come across any man (above the age of 13) who uses a comma after every sentence, spells the word what as “wut”. However, I have come across infinite women who do.

P.M.A. Pre Menstrual Anger.

Now get the fuck off this site, woman.

 
Comment by Dutch269
2007-10-01 12:25:04 - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d

All this time women have been telling us that OUR feelings are the wrong feelings to be feeling, now it seems that thier way of feeling causes pain and sickness.

go figure…

 
Comment by Billy
2007-09-30 18:28:18 - IP Man-Hash: f0218cf4532b7

smrtpants said:

yet dick said:
“The biggest reason men are better than women is men don’t have any feelings.”

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so which is it guys, do you or do you not have feelings?

why don’t you get your stories straight before you go babbling all over eachother in earshot of those of us who may be more sensitive (as opposed to having more feelings) to such contracdictory/bendy bullshit!

Look if you’re gonna come here and act like the grammer police then you need to learn how to spell and stop acting like the typical hypocritical cuntbag.
We shouldn’t have to read between the lines and interpret for your dumbass.
We know what is meant by that statement. Here is what is meant on the front page, “No Women allowed” which interpreted in words you can understand means we don’t want your stupid ass here interrupting good post.

Comment by .
2008-10-16 06:23:32 - IP Man-Hash: 7a72e06482f62

I’m pretty sure it’s grammar, not grammer. I know that and I’m twelve years old.

 
 
Comment by smrtpants
2007-09-30 08:15:24 - IP Man-Hash: c8d099f4de790

BlackMage said:

Looks to me like Female didn’t even read the article (or at least just skimmed it in an attempt to make an argument), since it was the more manly man who was better able to have a clear goal and persist in attaining it.

We all have feelings, but men are better at putting them aside since we have much more important things to worry about. Like healing.

yet dick said:
“The biggest reason men are better than women is men don’t have any feelings.”

XX
XX
XX

so which is it guys, do you or do you not have feelings?

why don’t you get your stories straight before you go babbling all over eachother in earshot of those of us who may be more sensitive (as opposed to having more feelings) to such contracdictory/bendy bullshit!

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-30 05:33:38 - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b

Quality commentary is always informative.

Regrettably, it is not possible to own a donkey at this time.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-09-30 04:44:00 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

Avocado Peble?

- Chris Lake vs. Daft Punk – Around The Changes (2 Deseos Dirty South Mashup Mix)

 
Comment by P.M.A.
2007-09-30 04:22:06 - IP Man-Hash: 5dca1bfa18e23

wut the fuck,you fucking sexist pricks,wut the fuck is wrong wit u,this is total fucking bullshit,i love women,theyre amazing,they -are- the miracle of life,all we do is fertilize,and you have hatred for the most amazing form of life, a woman can have aids and not pass it on to their child even tho they share the same blood,and u can sit there and type behind your moniter about how u think that you are better than them,i bet u feel so protected by the internet,you can say whatever the fuck you want and never have to worry about people knowing who you are,u think im afriad to tell you guys off,ill even give you my name, Pablo M. Avvocato,
i am a man and im strait, you say youre not like the kkk,but youre exactly fucking like them,you say that emotions chain you down,well you better hope that i dont meet you in a dark alley,cause a full-body cast does chain you down.so fuck off you donkey rimming peices of shit

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-07-18 21:48:40 - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c

It’s in. Why do they talk about their sex life in graphic detail, and act shocked when you call them out on it? I don’t want to hear about your boyfriend’s cock!
Oh, the tools around you do. This is starting to come together.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-07-18 21:46:44 - IP Man-Hash: 0e1abbfaa528d

ManGuy said:

This is also why women have much higher standards for men than men do for women; because on average men are better than women in every way.

So why do they still date the jerks?

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-07-18 21:45:54 - IP Man-Hash: 0e1abbfaa528d

ManGuy said:

This article is dead on.

Physical attractiveness is based on health. Like the article states womens negative emotions bring down their health; also womens pure laziness is another one of their faults causing most to be fat slobs.

I used to be confused when i would see healthy intelligent males, with ugly unintelligent women. I’ve realized it’s because men on average are more healthy and fit than women, and yes more intelligent. Sadly this is why so many men have to date women so far beneath them.

This is also why women have much higher standards for men than men do for women; because on average men are better than women in every way.

 
Comment by ManGuy
2007-07-18 18:17:46 - IP Man-Hash: 647bed419a294

This article is dead on.

Physical attractiveness is based on health. Like the article states womens negative emotions bring down their health; also womens pure laziness is another one of their faults causing most to be fat slobs.

I used to be confused when i would see healthy intelligent males, with ugly unintelligent women. I’ve realized it’s because men on average are more healthy and fit than women, and yes more intelligent. Sadly this is why so many men have to date women so far beneath them.

This is also why women have much higher standards for men than men do for women; because on average men are better than women in every way.