Feelings Kill
Feelings are good for you? Wrong.
The biggest reason men are better than women is men don’t have any feelings. Feelings are the indestructible sausage cable of shit that tether women to the ground. Feelings are the source of all womankind’s greatest fuckups and inadequacies and also the reason women hate children so much. But here comes something even more shocking.
Feelings kill you.
It is a total fucking myth that men don’t go to the doctor when we need to. As science and several recent research studies have proven, men just don’t get sick. We’re also not sick when we say we’re not sick. Our word is law. We’re men and manly, and manliness turns out to be the cure for all diseases.
Testicles Cure Multiple Sclerosis
That’s what a new study at UCLA says. A testosterone treatment used on men with MS was shown to do all kinds of good things — things with your brain. If you have MS, ask your doctor about it. If you don’t, all you need to know is men are better than women.
Feelings Kill
Feelings not only ruin all sexual encounters, but they also inhibit the healing process.
That’s exactly what a new study from the University of Missouri-Columbia says. Manly men heal faster. Men were given surveys and then measured on their recuperative progress. The ones who showed a marked restriction in their emotion while answering the survey healed about a million times faster.
I’m not talking about shit Neosporin will take out in a few days either. I’m talking about brain damage and spinal cord injuries. Emotionless men’s brains and spines healed faster than those of women — who are all emotional train wrecks. I don’t know how you determine if a woman’s brain is working though. Is it the same way you measure a defective parrot: by throwing peanuts at its head until it falls off the perch.
Penn & Teller
Penn and Teller also did some research on feelings. They encouraged a group of subjects to openly release their emotions and a control group to behave sensibly. Guess what they fucking concluded. The expression of feelings results in the exaggeration and amplification of these feelings. I have known this all along. Emotions are a contest of bullshit; one that women sign up for at the age of two and participate in their whole fucking lives. No wonder women haven’t accomplished shit. They’re training for a fuck-tathalon of emotions every waking minute of every day. I would be exhausted too except that I’m a man and I am never tired or sick.
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June 8th, 2007 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
I’ve found men have just the much depth of feeling as women do. The biggest difference is we don’t find it necessary to express it all the fucking time. We don’t need to get in touch with our feelings, we already know how we feel — we just don’t want to TALK about it!
June 8th, 2007 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
The reason those men with spinal cord damage were rehabilitated faster is not because it wasn’t about expressing feelings (which I am quite sure these men would have done outside occupational therapy) but because their therapy was positively focused on their strengths, with a clear goal, AND it located control and change within themselves.
June 8th, 2007 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8db8c496818f2
Whatever you say physical therapist Female, whatever you say
June 8th, 2007 at 9:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
How ironic you say that TofsCromo.
June 9th, 2007 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: acf1cdfa44616
C’mon dick, answer my question about women in the music industry!!!!
June 9th, 2007 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4a1207b9a8d74
Looks to me like Female didn’t even read the article (or at least just skimmed it in an attempt to make an argument), since it was the more manly man who was better able to have a clear goal and persist in attaining it.
We all have feelings, but men are better at putting them aside since we have much more important things to worry about. Like healing.
June 9th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
Men have three emotions:
Hungry
Happy
Sleeping
June 9th, 2007 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 82017df8ad3f0
you forgot “horny”?
June 10th, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 607ef85ac9de8
Not true. I like to include conniving in there. I am conniving heh.
About feelings, I’m not ashamed to feel. I mean, I’m a man, but im also human. I won’t say im God, because im not.
June 12th, 2007 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 0b23e6484f62a
Yes, feelings can kill. Just ask Andrea Yates, Patricia Blackmon, Debra Jean Milke, Dora Luz Durenrostro, Caro Socorro, Susan Eubanks, Caroline Young, Robin Lee Row, Susan Smith, Michelle Sue Tharp, Franic Elaine Newton, Darlie Lynn Routier, Teresa Michelle Lewis…
June 14th, 2007 at 10:36 am - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
Feelings actually diminish the immune system and can cause sickness all on their own. The next time you hear a woman crying her ass off about any multitude of viral infections and STDs… just let her know it’s her own fucking fault for being sick.
June 23rd, 2007 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: e7b9eb31a78a3
Just the fact that you don’t assume that by being a “man” you are included as being “also human” (as opposed to having to state the evolutionary connection) says volumes.
Good for you for knowing that you’re not, in any way shape or form, God, …
…, but poop on you for not being consistent in your use of upper and lower case and using equally inconsistent punctuation.
So how do you ‘feel’ about that mister death-fencer?
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Don’t let this intellectual whore lure you into dialogue.
Google “intellectual whore” and you will understand what makes this rotten apple tick.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0fd1420567085
I’m actually amazed she knew how Necro means dead. It was originally ‘Nekros - greek for dead. I changed it to C because A) it sounds better, and B) Necromancy is spelt with a c, and I’m a NeCromantic Swordsman. Or Necroswordsman for short (Hey, Im Nec Romantic ^.^) Some guys even call me Necro (Peace out guys). ‘Death-fencer’ sounds stupid. How can you kill death? Stupid woman, I’m a Necromancer/Swordsman. I was raised by gaelic druids from death to help fight enemies. My sword is made from human bones sharpened into a sword. It rips the skin when you pull it out. Very fun.
Sorry got lost inside a dream. But hey the last part is almost as bullshit as your comment.
And about the upper/lower case, does any man on here give a fuck if i dont write properly all the time? I am allowed to be here, I don’t need to prove jack shit. A woman being here is like a black person at a KKK meeting (Although we’re less radical and more reasonable). Ok a catholic in a protestant meeting. Ah I have it. Being a fish at a sushi convention. Bah you get the idea (I hope)
And Sots, ‘Intellectual whore’? Why glamorize her. Probably ran it through Microsoft word for mistakes.
IM FUCKING HYPED!!
-Necroswordsman
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e9b33ba281409
I find open, full expressions of emotions to be a good, healing thing for men.
Breaking things is an expression of emotion… as is yelling at women in traffic who go 45 on the highway… as is throat-punching the douchebag who hit on your girlfriend (knowing she was).
Expressions of emotion are great. Rage and anger are emotions, and the only ones we need.
July 18th, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 647bed419a294
This article is dead on.
Physical attractiveness is based on health. Like the article states womens negative emotions bring down their health; also womens pure laziness is another one of their faults causing most to be fat slobs.
I used to be confused when i would see healthy intelligent males, with ugly unintelligent women. I’ve realized it’s because men on average are more healthy and fit than women, and yes more intelligent. Sadly this is why so many men have to date women so far beneath them.
This is also why women have much higher standards for men than men do for women; because on average men are better than women in every way.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e1abbfaa528d
July 18th, 2007 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e1abbfaa528d
So why do they still date the jerks?
July 18th, 2007 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c
It’s in. Why do they talk about their sex life in graphic detail, and act shocked when you call them out on it? I don’t want to hear about your boyfriend’s cock!
Oh, the tools around you do. This is starting to come together.
September 30th, 2007 at 4:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5dca1bfa18e23
wut the fuck,you fucking sexist pricks,wut the fuck is wrong wit u,this is total fucking bullshit,i love women,theyre amazing,they -are- the miracle of life,all we do is fertilize,and you have hatred for the most amazing form of life, a woman can have aids and not pass it on to their child even tho they share the same blood,and u can sit there and type behind your moniter about how u think that you are better than them,i bet u feel so protected by the internet,you can say whatever the fuck you want and never have to worry about people knowing who you are,u think im afriad to tell you guys off,ill even give you my name, Pablo M. Avvocato,
i am a man and im strait, you say youre not like the kkk,but youre exactly fucking like them,you say that emotions chain you down,well you better hope that i dont meet you in a dark alley,cause a full-body cast does chain you down.so fuck off you donkey rimming peices of shit
September 30th, 2007 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Avocado Peble?
- Chris Lake vs. Daft Punk - Around The Changes (2 Deseos Dirty South Mashup Mix)
September 30th, 2007 at 5:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
Quality commentary is always informative.
Regrettably, it is not possible to own a donkey at this time.
September 30th, 2007 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: c8d099f4de790
yet dick said:
“The biggest reason men are better than women is men don’t have any feelings.”
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so which is it guys, do you or do you not have feelings?
why don’t you get your stories straight before you go babbling all over eachother in earshot of those of us who may be more sensitive (as opposed to having more feelings) to such contracdictory/bendy bullshit!
September 30th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: f0218cf4532b7
Look if you’re gonna come here and act like the grammer police then you need to learn how to spell and stop acting like the typical hypocritical cuntbag.
We shouldn’t have to read between the lines and interpret for your dumbass.
We know what is meant by that statement. Here is what is meant on the front page, “No Women allowed” which interpreted in words you can understand means we don’t want your stupid ass here interrupting good post.
October 1st, 2007 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
All this time women have been telling us that OUR feelings are the wrong feelings to be feeling, now it seems that thier way of feeling causes pain and sickness.
go figure…
February 17th, 2008 at 4:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30
I’m offering 1000 to 1 odds that this person is a prepubescent woman. Any takers?
I have yet to come across any man (above the age of 13) who uses a comma after every sentence, spells the word what as “wut”. However, I have come across infinite women who do.
P.M.A. Pre Menstrual Anger.
Now get the fuck off this site, woman.