Female Pioneers In Aviation
We’ve all heard of Paris Hilton and Lady Godiva — she was a noblewoman who rode naked on horseback through 11th century England in order to embarrass her husband, a shrewd businessman, for his oppressive road taxes.
Like self-esteem and a reputation that doesn’t involve the words “great” and “cocksucker”, roads don’t build themselves.
Or maybe her husband wasn’t taxing his people enough and that was Lady Godiva’s way of protesting the second grade silk she was forced to wipe her ass with. We’ve all seen women do far stupider things. I’ve seen a woman dump the contents of a cup all over herself because someone told her something was written on the bottom. I’ve seen a woman protest Hooters by screaming out in front of it with a huge fuck-off sign all day. That’s called Human Directional Advertising and if anyone ever needs a lesson on how to do it, ask that woman. I’ve never seen a Hooters so packed.
I’ve also seen a woman who thought she was a pilot!
Women have had a rich history of failure and embarrassment in the field of aviation. Men have never gone in for that sort of shit. We leave it to monkeys to embarrass themselves and when all the aviation kinks are worked out — and all the fried monkey is scrapped off — we climb aboard and kick ass.
Amelia Earhart
If you don’t count Paris Hilton or people who don’t shit outside, Amelia Earhart is possibly the most famous woman in history.
What’s she famous for? Getting lost.
At least flashing your snizz will get you a record deal. God knows Paris Hilton sings like Big Bird with a deviated septum — or maybe that’s what she looks like; I forget where the septum is and how big it’s supposed to be — either way, my point is simple: getting lost is worth nothing. It’s worth even less when you get lost doing something Charles Lindbergh has already done.
I accomplish more than Amelia Earhart every day when I successfully navigate my way to the bathroom to take a shit. I have never once gotten lost.
Kara Hultgreen
Kara Hultgreen should be on the Fuck Up Dollar Bill. That’s a special dollar bill I just invented of no exact currency, but which covers all debts incurred by wrecking another man’s Ferrari into a fucking telephone pole.
The Fuck Up Dollar Bill is a few hundred grand, and that’s exactly how much Kara Hultgreen wasted by being the first woman navy fighter pilot, and then promptly catapulting her brand new F-14 off the deck of the USS Abraham and into the goddamn Pacific Ocean. It was calm, it was the middle of the day, and the maneuver has been described as “routine” by male naval experts.
I’m not going to bore anyone with the technical details of the fuck up. If you want a theory on what happened, offer a woman some advice and wait until she slaps you in the face. Now imagine doing that with headphones, a decorated air force uniform, and a fifty pound flight manual in your lap.
“Pull out” means the same thing on an aircraft carrier that it does in the bedroom.
When the Navy was done finding absolutely no fault in Kara’s aircraft, they spent several more hundred thousand dollars pulling her off the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. If feminists ran the Navy, they would have nailed her to a cross.
That Psycho Lady-Astronaut
When I heard about that psycho lady astronaut going nuts over her boyfriend, I immediately thought of one thing:
Wow I bet that chick is slightly less lousy than all other women in bed.
I’m sure all men did the same. Maybe that’s how she became an astronaut. I wouldn’t put it past NASA to bring common-room whores up into the stars to combat boredom. Isn’t that why women are allowed in the army?
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Anyone who qualifies as a USN aviator doesn’t deserve shit from random internet people. I exempt Dick from that, btw.
That said, were things eased for Lt. Hultgreen?
So it would seem, much though Secretary Cohen would like to have denied it.
She served honorably. She fucked up.
It happens.
Unless you’ve at least been shot at in a war zone (I can cop to that), or better yet, served your country and been shot at, I’m not sure you really qualify to say much.
Look, I agree with a lot of what you gentlemen have to say.
I despise and detest the push for “equality” in the USN.
I think that lead Lt. Kara Hultgreen to her death.
But … making fun of her, that’s assholic. Dick gets a pass. He’s reporting facts. He doesn’t get an infinite pass, but he gets one.
The rest? Leave it to making fun of other women.
-wolfe
Lying down and rating your man on how well he satisfies you without doing anything in return … is proof of how women suck in bed.
“Pull out” means the same thing on an aircraft carrier that it does in the bedroom.
Thanks Dick - Now I know what to write on my X-mas cards. Of course I’ll quote you and your URL. That’ll get some clingy females of my back.
woman suck in bed? ARE YOU A HOMO? its okay im cool wit gay people.
Right on point as usual Dick. Look to decades of me saving Lois ass to see how these so called “people” practically waltz into danger. Then blame men of course. Why can’t they let men do what we do and just keep their mouths shut?
Only when you’re more concerned with the quality of the friendship rather than fitting into the much larger “in” crowd circle of friends. One of the best male role models in my life said to me as a youngster “if. you can’t have good friends, you’re better off not having any at all.” Its seems to be a vastly bigger problem with women though. Bad friends as a man will lead you astray, out you in positions you’d rather not be in and indeed shouldn’t be in. The worst will attempt to sly out with your female companion (which is as much her fault for not being faithful as it his for being an arsewipe). But you have to REALLY cross a fellow man to have him turn utterly spiteful/vindictive and undermine your entire life and credibility among your peers and the rest of society. Most women seem capable of this without batting an eyelid.
…yeah..sometimes ur lucky and u dont get friends like that tho
But guys forget about it and move on, while girls then try and backstab and degrade behind their friends’ back to try and get the man that they wanted. Big difference.
*D3C*
Wait, I realised, girls have that to, except you look at her and go “…you bitch..”
Wow…swearing is a real big part of us, huh?
lol
Or what about when you manage to get the phone number and a date with the finest looking lass they’ve seen all year. Your mates look at ya with shitface grins and just say “you’re a cunt..”
Its one of the biggest compliments there is, hehehe
Most women refuse to be responsible for anything.
Funny how they are so quick to tell a man he should be responsible.
hehe..where u reading the thingy i had with i think it was geeza…coz that kinda came up.
or was that completely unrelated?
How bout a kunt punch?
Fred Noonan.
“Funny cunt” is a typical slang term in Aus. It refers to someone who is extremely funny, and is not derogatory at all.
*D3C*
I think most women ‘choose’ not to be responsible for their own feelings. Accepting that responsibility might lead them in the direction of some self-control and we all know what comes after that . . . accountability.
for them NOT to
Hey, Dick said NOT for them to punch us in the face, because that is all we have.
All of this truth. Every woman on here should realize they are responsible for their feelings.. I think some of them forget this simple fact.
Yeah..I dont even think swear words are that bad when used in a kind manner (ie, bloody legend) coz then its not a swear word, right? Coz a swear word is an offensive word…
eh…im might be wrong
I recently (very recently) posted this comment in a forum here but I think it may apply here as well . . .
All of the women (and all ages apply) that log on to this site are 100% responsible for their own ‘feelings’. Shit, even if they don’t log on to this site they’re still 100% responsible for their feelings. Men do not have to ’sugar-coat’ the TRUTH when speaking amongst each other. And we do not need to speak as if a lady is present in a MAN-ONLY-ZONE! You know . . . like a mens restroom or a website that cleary states NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
Women,
When we call you things like a cheating whore, a fucking slut or even a CUNT, try to remember that just because we say it - that doesn’t make it true. It’s your complete lack of morals, integrity & anything good that earns you those titles.
That seems to be an Aussie thing D3C. Maybe Irish as well. Probably a facet of our cultural heritage back when England found Oz a nifty place to dispose of its unwanted Irishmen. Insulting words for us can be used as congratulatory endearments, but most of the US still seems to consider the C-bomb off limits, for example.
I don’t remember anyone condoning violence against women on this site, but it’s ok, you women make up for it by thinking its ok to stab your boyfriend six times in the abdomen. Shut the fuck up.
I tell my mates to fuck off all the time. I tell them they are cunts and bitches and fuckwits and all the names under the sun, even seriously sometimes when they piss me off. They get over it, because its just a fucking word.
*D3C*
Whoah, someone let the Oxen out of the pen!
Dick, How did it feel to watch your father beat your mother to a pulp and then see him rape her in front of you? You were a scared little boy then, and you’re a scared little boy still…
Guys call each other bad names all the time. You have never bothered to understand men because you don’t have to.
When dudes get together you better come correct or get punched in the face. What women do is want to play on an even playing field and when the chips are called in they will run to daddy government with a civil or criminal suit of some sort.
Walk the walk or don’t talk the talk. Just saying.
Hilary, walk into a mens room and start bitching some guys out for hating women because they are discussing how some women poke their nose where it doesn’t belong and then insult their penis size and see what happens you fucking harpy
The note on the main page of the site that states “No women allowed” is there because it’s a men only discussion, we are not interested in anything you have to say.
Why don’t you go to a testicular cancer meeting or a single dads support group or any other male dominated area and tell them they hate women because they exclude women, it would make about as much sense.
If you don’t belong somewhere and come off half cocked with your comments expect hostility, this is a very simple fucking concept.
GenericName… The initial acquisiton cost of an F-14 is quoted by the US Navy at around $38 million.
Dick, you made a mistake in your article, an F-14 is around a hundred million., not a couple hundred thousands.
If they call all women whores, say to punch a woman in her face when she is acting dumb, that we are idiots, scum of the earth……
I am thinking that there is hate in that, even on the computer.
Not all men on this site hate women to the extreme, to my surprise some woman married some of you, but you don’t respect us.
Proudathiest is right, some things the men on this site have called me, I’ve never been called in my life, and they are grown adults!
Bot children on the schoolyard.
So yes, several men on this site would rather live without knowing a woman, but she does not mean all, just a few.
Some men DO hate all women. I will admit that there are very few men like that, but unless you can speak for every man in the world, I wouldnt say that.
ummm, I guess, I mean, if that is your true opinion, then ok, thats fine.
Yes she already looks stupid here. Nowhere did Dick say Charles invented flying.. Did the Wright Brothers invent flying? I don’t think so, Birds were flying long before man. It’s no wonder women have never achieved much in HIStory.
Samantaha dear, have you made it to the 6th grade yet? Seriously you need to be doing your homework.
!!!
j/k. I know what you mean tho.
The majority of women outside of here are often loud and very stupid as well.
No man here hates a woman, every man here hates loud and very stupid women………..the majority of which seem to post here……
We love women.. but only in our beds.. naked.. got the idea?
How about saying nothing at all?
*D3C*
This is one of the most brilliant things I’ve read.
-Dick
Ok, you don’t have to get angry at me for asking that. I am sure that alot of women HAVE asked that question, and it came off to me, in my own opinion, that you had a strong dislike for women. However, aparantly I was wrong, and for that I apologise. I wasn’t asking to be a b**** and then whine and complain when you said something that I don’t agree with, I simply wanted to know what it was that made you dislike men OR think that you are better. If you have read any of my recent posts, you would know that I don’t go around cussing at people because I do not agree with their opinions. That is all I have to say, and if you wish to drop the subject from now on, I will say nothing about the subject.
When a man is the first to do something fantastic, it’s an achievement, but it’s expected so it’s noteworthy only for the sake of complete documentation.
When a woman does something fantastic that man has already done, it’s an achievement, but even though it’s already been done before it’s still totally unexpected. Even if it wasn’t done correctly.
Like when a kid makes a goofy looking drawing it still goes on the fridge even if it wasn’t any good to encourage them. Otherwise, they get sad and mentally damaged for life.
A man just tries harder next time around regardless of praise.
Too late Dick. She started looking stupid when she crowned.
Good correction. Otherwise, you would have looked stupid.
-Dick
Another woman storming in for an oversized helping of egg on her face….
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Charles Augustus Lindbergh was an American pilot famous for the first solo, non-stop flight across the Atlantic, from Roosevelt Field, Long Island to Paris in 1927 in the “Spirit of St. Louis.”
Ameilia Earhart the first woman to receive the Distinguished Flying Cross, which she was awarded as the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.(1928)
wright brothers. Oops.
Charles Lindbergh didn’t invent flying it wast the right brothers. Maybe you should do your research DICK!!!
you took the words right out of my mouth
You don’t have to fucking ask for fucks sake. It’s been asked a million times to a million other men by a million other women. Nowhere do any of us say we hate women, so for fucks sake, and I stress FOR FUCKS SAKE drop it. It frustrates everyone when you women ask pointless questions and then whinge when you don’t get sufficient answers, so please just fuck off.
*D3C*
What are these previous posts you are talking about? And which other websites have I been in? And what documentary am I making?
Tom,
I just have to ask. What have women done to you that makes you feel hatefull twards them. You have been on many other “websites” and are making a documentary about how women torture their husbands. Everyone on here that thinks that men are better has a good (or bad) reason. Most men on here just think that they are better, not because a women did something to them specificaly, but just because they think that, but they don’t hate them. You however, seeing your previous posts, seem to have a specific, unusual, true “hate” for women? So, I was wondering, whats YOUR reason?
The line between farcical stupidity and feminist boilerplate is invisible. Well done, ed.
-Dick
http://indianmarriage.rediffblogs.com - check that out. How women torture their husbands in India. Make sure to read the comments of that article. You will be shocked to see how a man committed suicide cause of his wife.
The sarcasm was literally dripping off that comment… So yes, he was fucking kidding you.
You’re fucking kidding me right? ‘Stop being meanyheads..’ ? Gimme a fucking break.
You cant really blame her..it isn’t her fault..they didnt refit the plane/jet to her specifications..they had her try and fly a plane/jet designed for men by a bunch of men just because she said she could do what a man does…that is so sexist. Sort of like the military or the cops or hell…sick leave in any ordinary job… She is a person, not a woman, she can do just as good as any man as soon as they tailor the position/standards/requirements around what she can do. See…fair…!!! Now stop being meanyheads and picking on the tough independant sex…you may hurt her feelings.
Elchauv should have it up soon. Check the forums for updates - the “Man media” section.
Somebody link to Dick’s latest trip to Dr. Mangina as soon as possible, please.
-Solomon
Somebody link to Dick’s latest trip to Dr. Mangina as soon as possible.
Good stuff Dick and right on the money.
The only reason women do anything is to prove a point. To prove that they can “do everything a man can do”. We wouldn’t have this problem if we would just remove a woman’s right to speak.
Affirmative action is about giving women the freedoms to access the same things men access. The primary tactic is to LOWER THE STANDARD so that they can accomplish whatever it is that men have been doing for generations. A better tactic would be to raise better-equiped, smarter women… but that’s an oxymoron, and thereafore wrong.
The only thing that women can do that men can’t is bleed regularly and give birth. We could accomplish the first one, but that would be stupid. The second thing is a waste anyways. Fuck women, fuck affirmative action, and fuck female pilots.
Lot of this happening nowadays. Have a pet cause? Take all your clothes off, run around like an idiot and change the world. That should work, right?
Women think it does.
-Solomon
Personally I think a woman that goes and gets fucking lost for good all by herself, almost deserves at least one honorary man-point. One less pain in the ass, a few million more to go..
Haha, I have on multiple occasions done this in my sleep. How’s that for navigation.
*D3C*