Female Pioneers In Aviation
We’ve all heard of Paris Hilton and Lady Godiva — she was a noblewoman who rode naked on horseback through 11th century England in order to embarrass her husband, a shrewd businessman, for his oppressive road taxes.
Like self-esteem and a reputation that doesn’t involve the words “great” and “cocksucker”, roads don’t build themselves.
Or maybe her husband wasn’t taxing his people enough and that was Lady Godiva’s way of protesting the second grade silk she was forced to wipe her ass with. We’ve all seen women do far stupider things. I’ve seen a woman dump the contents of a cup all over herself because someone told her something was written on the bottom. I’ve seen a woman protest Hooters by screaming out in front of it with a huge fuck-off sign all day. That’s called Human Directional Advertising and if anyone ever needs a lesson on how to do it, ask that woman. I’ve never seen a Hooters so packed.
I’ve also seen a woman who thought she was a pilot!
Women have had a rich history of failure and embarrassment in the field of aviation. Men have never gone in for that sort of shit. We leave it to monkeys to embarrass themselves and when all the aviation kinks are worked out — and all the fried monkey is scrapped off — we climb aboard and kick ass.
Amelia Earhart
If you don’t count Paris Hilton or people who don’t shit outside, Amelia Earhart is possibly the most famous woman in history.
What’s she famous for? Getting lost.
At least flashing your snizz will get you a record deal. God knows Paris Hilton sings like Big Bird with a deviated septum — or maybe that’s what she looks like; I forget where the septum is and how big it’s supposed to be — either way, my point is simple: getting lost is worth nothing. It’s worth even less when you get lost doing something Charles Lindbergh has already done.
I accomplish more than Amelia Earhart every day when I successfully navigate my way to the bathroom to take a shit. I have never once gotten lost.
Kara Hultgreen
Kara Hultgreen should be on the Fuck Up Dollar Bill. That’s a special dollar bill I just invented of no exact currency, but which covers all debts incurred by wrecking another man’s Ferrari into a fucking telephone pole.
The Fuck Up Dollar Bill is a few hundred grand, and that’s exactly how much Kara Hultgreen wasted by being the first woman navy fighter pilot, and then promptly catapulting her brand new F-14 off the deck of the USS Abraham and into the goddamn Pacific Ocean. It was calm, it was the middle of the day, and the maneuver has been described as “routine” by male naval experts.
I’m not going to bore anyone with the technical details of the fuck up. If you want a theory on what happened, offer a woman some advice and wait until she slaps you in the face. Now imagine doing that with headphones, a decorated air force uniform, and a fifty pound flight manual in your lap.
“Pull out” means the same thing on an aircraft carrier that it does in the bedroom.
When the Navy was done finding absolutely no fault in Kara’s aircraft, they spent several more hundred thousand dollars pulling her off the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. If feminists ran the Navy, they would have nailed her to a cross.
That Psycho Lady-Astronaut
When I heard about that psycho lady astronaut going nuts over her boyfriend, I immediately thought of one thing:
Wow I bet that chick is slightly less lousy than all other women in bed.
I’m sure all men did the same. Maybe that’s how she became an astronaut. I wouldn’t put it past NASA to bring common-room whores up into the stars to combat boredom. Isn’t that why women are allowed in the army?
Lady Godiva
Amelia Earhart
Kara Hultgreen
Lisa Nowak
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All of this truth. Every woman on here should realize they are responsible for their feelings.. I think some of them forget this simple fact.
Yeah..I dont even think swear words are that bad when used in a kind manner (ie, bloody legend) coz then its not a swear word, right? Coz a swear word is an offensive word…
eh…im might be wrong
I recently (very recently) posted this comment in a forum here but I think it may apply here as well . . .
All of the women (and all ages apply) that log on to this site are 100% responsible for their own ‘feelings’. Shit, even if they don’t log on to this site they’re still 100% responsible for their feelings. Men do not have to ’sugar-coat’ the TRUTH when speaking amongst each other. And we do not need to speak as if a lady is present in a MAN-ONLY-ZONE! You know . . . like a mens restroom or a website that cleary states NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
Women,
When we call you things like a cheating whore, a fucking slut or even a CUNT, try to remember that just because we say it - that doesn’t make it true. It’s your complete lack of morals, integrity & anything good that earns you those titles.
That seems to be an Aussie thing D3C. Maybe Irish as well. Probably a facet of our cultural heritage back when England found Oz a nifty place to dispose of its unwanted Irishmen. Insulting words for us can be used as congratulatory endearments, but most of the US still seems to consider the C-bomb off limits, for example.
I don’t remember anyone condoning violence against women on this site, but it’s ok, you women make up for it by thinking its ok to stab your boyfriend six times in the abdomen. Shut the fuck up.
I tell my mates to fuck off all the time. I tell them they are cunts and bitches and fuckwits and all the names under the sun, even seriously sometimes when they piss me off. They get over it, because its just a fucking word.
*D3C*
Whoah, someone let the Oxen out of the pen!
Dick, How did it feel to watch your father beat your mother to a pulp and then see him rape her in front of you? You were a scared little boy then, and you’re a scared little boy still…
Guys call each other bad names all the time. You have never bothered to understand men because you don’t have to.
When dudes get together you better come correct or get punched in the face. What women do is want to play on an even playing field and when the chips are called in they will run to daddy government with a civil or criminal suit of some sort.
Walk the walk or don’t talk the talk. Just saying.
Hilary, walk into a mens room and start bitching some guys out for hating women because they are discussing how some women poke their nose where it doesn’t belong and then insult their penis size and see what happens you fucking harpy
The note on the main page of the site that states “No women allowed” is there because it’s a men only discussion, we are not interested in anything you have to say.
Why don’t you go to a testicular cancer meeting or a single dads support group or any other male dominated area and tell them they hate women because they exclude women, it would make about as much sense.
If you don’t belong somewhere and come off half cocked with your comments expect hostility, this is a very simple fucking concept.
GenericName… The initial acquisiton cost of an F-14 is quoted by the US Navy at around $38 million.
Dick, you made a mistake in your article, an F-14 is around a hundred million., not a couple hundred thousands.
If they call all women whores, say to punch a woman in her face when she is acting dumb, that we are idiots, scum of the earth……
I am thinking that there is hate in that, even on the computer.
Not all men on this site hate women to the extreme, to my surprise some woman married some of you, but you don’t respect us.
Proudathiest is right, some things the men on this site have called me, I’ve never been called in my life, and they are grown adults!
Bot children on the schoolyard.
So yes, several men on this site would rather live without knowing a woman, but she does not mean all, just a few.
Some men DO hate all women. I will admit that there are very few men like that, but unless you can speak for every man in the world, I wouldnt say that.
ummm, I guess, I mean, if that is your true opinion, then ok, thats fine.
Yes she already looks stupid here. Nowhere did Dick say Charles invented flying.. Did the Wright Brothers invent flying? I don’t think so, Birds were flying long before man. It’s no wonder women have never achieved much in HIStory.
Samantaha dear, have you made it to the 6th grade yet? Seriously you need to be doing your homework.
!!!
j/k. I know what you mean tho.
The majority of women outside of here are often loud and very stupid as well.
No man here hates a woman, every man here hates loud and very stupid women………..the majority of which seem to post here……
We love women.. but only in our beds.. naked.. got the idea?
How about saying nothing at all?
*D3C*
This is one of the most brilliant things I’ve read.
-Dick
Ok, you don’t have to get angry at me for asking that. I am sure that alot of women HAVE asked that question, and it came off to me, in my own opinion, that you had a strong dislike for women. However, aparantly I was wrong, and for that I apologise. I wasn’t asking to be a b**** and then whine and complain when you said something that I don’t agree with, I simply wanted to know what it was that made you dislike men OR think that you are better. If you have read any of my recent posts, you would know that I don’t go around cussing at people because I do not agree with their opinions. That is all I have to say, and if you wish to drop the subject from now on, I will say nothing about the subject.