I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24e7d06ce0f74
To DVS-
For one, I am a Ms, of my own choice. I do not and have not claimed to be intellectually superior to anyone on this site, or offline for that matter. I do not intend to “impress” anyone, because that would be pointless. Yes, I did generalize you, and intentionally so. If you do not follow the views of the other males on this site, then yes, you actually do have to state that, because many views have reaced a “general consensus” here. Whatever your opinion of either gender is is fine; however, there is no law or rule stating that the opinion cannot be questioned.
As for the statement concerning my house: my house was built by me because of the unusuality of it. I did not want just anyone building it. Because a woman can actually do something for herself, you automatically assume she is a lesbian. Interesting conclusion, but a false one.
Finally, griping holds a negative connotation and implies that I am complaining or nagging. I am doing neither; I comment back to others, and about the article in general, and do not expect any response at all in many situations.
If you had read through any of my posts carefully, you would see that on several occasions I have actually agreed with the male viewpoint; why would I “bitch guys out” when they have certain views I can agree with?
Furthermore, I do not and have never considered myself a feminist; in the same manner, I do not consider anyone a chauvinist. We’re people, and labels are irrelevant.
And to be blatantly honest, I couldn’t give a damn about your typo. I didn’t even notice it until you pointed it out.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ae520af6d01b
Bar-lowering: the workplace and the military are perfect examples here. I spent 6 years active duty in the Navy and I work in the aerospace industry now. I’ve never met a female military officer that was worth a tin shit. Women in the military don’t have to run as fast, do as many push-ups, and a superior had better have an ironclad case if he ever passes a woman over for promotion. Some goes for the workplace.
I work in an area where about 30% of the staff is women. They treat each other like garbage. They’re always at each other’s throats. Every day is another drama. Women always tell each other that everything would be great if they ran everything instead of men. Bullshit, they pretty much run everything now, that’s why the country is so screwed up. The only way that women can function is to be in country houses/farms that are all separated by miles of countryside. Put them in a house, have them take care of the kids, and keep the house while dad is away for 12 hours a day. It’s the only thing they won’t fuck up as long as they have a lot of the right guidance.
The guys are too busy to hassle with petty shit in the workplace. For the women, that’s all they do all day. Women always complement each other for being such “multi-taskers”. Bullshit. They’re so half-assed. The guys prioritize their tasks, then get them done and do them right. Women can’t prioritize for shit, they’re all over the map. They don’t get anything done right, but they get a lot of shit half-done.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 6aef8623b5e5c
@ Fed Up
I hate to admit this but you’re right *sigh*
I’m an Infantry Officer in training, and the standards for females are much lower than males. Though we are expected to keep up during training, the PT test requires women to do less pushups, less running, less sit-ups etc etc. I’m pretty sure I got offered the Officer position because of me being a woman as well….they have to be so careful with discrimination and whatnot, that they feel required to hire women. I think I would feel much better about myself if I had to uphold the same standards as the men…..
May 10th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
You could get a sex change. Thats legal in Canada right? The single payer health care could foot the bill.
May 10th, 2008 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6aef8623b5e5c
There’s more to being a man than just having a penis…
Like the ability to have class…which clearly you lack
May 10th, 2008 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
KaPOW…..
May 10th, 2008 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e
Fed up is an Aerospace Engineer, you cant get much manlier than that…
May 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
That is what defines a man, his penis. By the way CMC, how much class is displayed in taking a job for which you know you are not qualified. Accepting special treatment and privileges not afforded to all candidates is tasteless.
In addition, did you not reply to another earlier post of mine saying you thought you did not benefit from feminism? I believe……
CallMeCowgirl Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 9:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
I don’t think I benefit from it….I get thrown into this stereotype, and all men assume I’m like most of the bitchy, whiney, women who want everything handed to them on a silver platter
May 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6aef8623b5e5c
@Joseph,
Good point, well said…
And I was told that I was chosen because I had previous Infantry experience whereas the other candidates were just off the street, so I believe that I was qualified. I’m also in good shape from my previous 3 years of service, so I was able to do the male standards for pushups and situps, so I don’t feel like I was really cheating anyone out of the position, but I still think that being a woman had some kind of influence on why I was hired.
So yeah, I guess I do benefit from feminism…I’ll admit it- I was wrong =)
Just out of curiosity- if women refused to give in to all the benefits of feminism, and step up to the same standards of men (and realize that we usually come up short) would that make us better people…? I’m honestly wondering, not trying to make a snarky remark or anything…
May 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
Feminism is for the lazy, fat, ignorant and entitled women. A woman who can compete and succeeded according to the same standards applied to all, did so because she needed no “ism” or special assistance. She just applied herself.
Success is the fruit of hard work, perseverance and learning how to deal with rejection. This is the essentially the story of the life of every male, which most women have no fucking clue about or care. Why should you if expect and have people hand you things?
May 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6aef8623b5e5c
@ Joseph
I can see now why so many men on this site are angry now…..and rightfully so….
I like this site, I’m learning something new all the time =)
So tell me if this would be stupid- should I maybe try upholding the same standard as the men in the military alongside of me? I’m sure it would give me a greater feeling of accomplishment, but would I somehow be violating any other kind of man-ideals that would make me hated by doing so…?
May 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
If you can’t uphold the same standard expected of others in anything you do, why waste your and everyone else’s time, attention and money. If you have a job to do, then do it. That’s why it’s a job and you get compensated for the work.
Why are you worried about what others think of you? The most successful people in this world are some of the most loneliest ones out there. Is this bad? No. This is a choice. Your loved ones, friends and family will inadvertently try to hold you back or sabotage you because they love you and want you to stay the same. That may be good for them, but not for you.
That said, success is not bad. You have to sacrifice things to achieve it.
Success brings honor, power, recognition, fame, money and respect. Now tell me you can’t get laid as a result of success. You can pick and choose when it is convenient for you, not someone else.
Success is liberating and no feminist will ever tell you this. They need you to be a victim to profit off you and justify their pathetic existences.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
As you clearly lack the ability to think on your own since you need a group of chauvinists to tell you how worthy you are and on this site the bar is set pretty low though you’ve lowered it again, substantially. Bravo.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
She may or may not learn anything. What she does know is that she is receiving the attention from men that she so craves and needs. This behavior confirms that fact she, like all women are attention whores. Nothing wrong with just admitting it and moving on to substantive issues.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
I really dont think getting an opinion and learning from others qualifies you as an attention whore. I think I would have to meet her in person to come to that conclusion. And yes, I do know women that are histrionic attention whores.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
No Women Allowed
Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.
If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.
Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.
Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?
May 10th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
No Women Allowed
Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.
If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.
Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.
Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention whore is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?
May 12th, 2008 at 5:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 6aef8623b5e5c
@RAC
Why is it you seem to think you know what I “need” all the time? For beginners, I wasn’t even talking to you, I’m trying to be open-minded because to me, most of the viewpoints in here make sense. If I “needed” to feel worthy, I’m pretty sure the last place I would go to look for that would be a site full of chauvanists. I’m here to learn, now go over-analyze someone else’s actions, because once again you are wrong in your analyzation of mine.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6aef8623b5e5c
And as for the attention whore thing, I really am not trying to be one- I’ve been shy my whole life, and attention is pretty much the last thing I want/need….I was just trying to get some things clarified. Sorry if I was posting too much