I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!

We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.

It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.

In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.

Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.

Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.

That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.

Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.

1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother

Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.

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Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-18 13:50:33

Kyle said:

In regard to Dick, when he said:
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.

Exactly. But I’ll go one better than the women in your article and mention some less contemporary whores. All the really famous women throughout history are famous for doing what women were made to do:

Olympias of Epirus - Fucked Philip II of Macedon and bore Alexander the Great. Other than that, mostly sat around in a luxurious palace bitching and moaning.
Wu Zeitan - A woman whos first taste of status came as the Chinese Emperor’s concubine and, like most any woman in a seat of power, fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked her way to get to the top.
Theodora - Wife of Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian, who to quote the Clive Foss book - Tyrants, “She was an actress, famous for a pornographic reenactment of the story of Leda and the Swan, and a well-known and highly talented prostitute.”
I could go on listing more of them, but the point I’m making is prominent women, at any point in history, were, are, and will always be whores who use their cunt to get where they’re going.

you left out Catherine the Great, Empress of all the Russias.

One night, she fucked her personal guard, a regiment of lancers, 850 in all.

Of course she utilized all of her three holes.

After that slight fling, she was a legend.

Well done Cather the Great, Empress of all the Russias.

later

ft

 
Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-18 13:43:06

CallMeCowgirl said:

@Joseph,

Good point, well said…

And I was told that I was chosen because I had previous Infantry experience whereas the other candidates were just off the street, so I believe that I was qualified. I’m also in good shape from my previous 3 years of service, so I was able to do the male standards for pushups and situps, so I don’t feel like I was really cheating anyone out of the position, but I still think that being a woman had some kind of influence on why I was hired.
So yeah, I guess I do benefit from feminism…I’ll admit it- I was wrong =)

Just out of curiosity- if women refused to give in to all the benefits of feminism, and step up to the same standards of men (and realize that we usually come up short) would that make us better people…? I’m honestly wondering, not trying to make a snarky remark or anything…

YES

 
Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-18 13:37:48

Kate said:

I don’t think many women see Paris Hilton as a role model…not gonna lie. There are actually quite a few successful and inspiring women to look up to that have changed the world in so many ways! Hate to be cliche but obvious example….Oprah. Anyways this website is funny because I can laugh at my self but if you are actually serious Freud would have a field day with you. Geez man.

Freud was a mangina you silly twit.

btw,

a silly twit is a pregnant goldfish.

later

 
Comment by Charlie
2008-07-09 23:37:03

Yeah said:

I just wanted to ask a few questions. Have you guys actually thought that not all women are like the one’s referenced by Mr, Masterson. I mean there are actually women who can do the manly things while remaining feminine at the same time. My father raised me with the idea that just because I am a girl, doesn’t mean that I have to be all superior and “wimpy” as he did one of the manliest jobs (a Firefighter). I grew up with the attitude that I can do some things that guys do, like fire an arrow from a 50 pound bow (this gentlemen is not so easy). I grew up around guns and knives and went with my dad on his diving trips and shooting trips.
So what I wanted to ask this, does any of this rectify the fact that I am a woman in the eyes of the men on this site?

Don’t worry guys I’m not a lesbian, not ugly and definately not the size of a football stadium. I am married and I do cook and clean for my husband as that was also taught to me as my mother’s family are very traditional and believe that a woman should look after her man.

And I am definitely the first to admit when I cannot do something, so I call the person who can, the guy.

And no, I don’t like the concept of fashion and “fashion whoring” as I like to call it - if you get my meaning”. Women like Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, etc should not be a role model for anyone.

So am I vindicated?

I think that some of the material on this site makes sense (the anti-feminism parts, the fact that women have invented virtually nothing nor done anything historical), but I think the guy who wrote this site takes it too far. My mother isn’t a lying, cheating whore, and I’m sure you aren’t either. I don’t even think Dick Masterson believes half the stuff he writes here, or at least not to the degree he claims to. This site, and his supposed beliefs are making him money, and writing that “some” women are inferior would definitely jeopardize that, because non-radicals just aren’t as interesting as radicals.
But don’t get me wrong, I still think women are the weaker sex.

 
Comment by Charlie
2008-07-09 23:29:51

The Man said:

The Darwin awards were named after Miss Elizabeth Darwin who unwittingly set fire to herself and died after lighting her own farts.

Are you retarded? The Darwin Awards are named after Charles Darwin, the inventor of the theory of evolution, the idea being that anyone who is stupid enough to die an easily avoidable death is aiding evolution by removing their genes (which were clearly shitty, or at least their intelligence genes were) from the gene pool.

 
Comment by The Man
2008-07-07 03:13:43

The Darwin awards were named after Miss Elizabeth Darwin who unwittingly set fire to herself and died after lighting her own farts.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-06 22:29:18

Did you see who the darwin awards are named after? Enough said.

 
Comment by Yeah
2008-07-04 01:54:24

Just as a matter of interest - did you guys see who won the Darwin Awards - Enough said

 
Comment by Matt
2008-07-03 14:23:08

Yeah said:

such a typical man reponse

I’ll take that as a compliment.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-03 13:36:29

Yeah said:
So am I vindicated?

Why do you need to be vindicated? You seem like a nice girl, why don’t you move along before somebody here bites your head off.

 
Comment by Yeah
2008-07-03 13:23:35

such a typical man reponse

 
Comment by Matt
2008-07-03 13:09:56

Yeah said:

what’s that supposed to mean

I would bang you

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-03 13:00:12

so tipical female responce.

 
Comment by Yeah
2008-07-03 09:51:43

what’s that supposed to mean

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-03 09:48:44

Yeah said:

I just wanted to ask a few questions. Have you guys actually thought that not all women are like the one’s referenced by Mr, Masterson. I mean there are actually women who can do the manly things while remaining feminine at the same time. My father raised me with the idea that just because I am a girl, doesn’t mean that I have to be all superior and “wimpy” as he did one of the manliest jobs (a Firefighter). I grew up with the attitude that I can do some things that guys do, like fire an arrow from a 50 pound bow (this gentlemen is not so easy). I grew up around guns and knives and went with my dad on his diving trips and shooting trips.
So what I wanted to ask this, does any of this rectify the fact that I am a woman in the eyes of the men on this site?

Don’t worry guys I’m not a lesbian, not ugly and definately not the size of a football stadium. I am married and I do cook and clean for my husband as that was also taught to me as my mother’s family are very traditional and believe that a woman should look after her man.

And I am definitely the first to admit when I cannot do something, so I call the person who can, the guy.

And no, I don’t like the concept of fashion and “fashion whoring” as I like to call it - if you get my meaning”. Women like Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, etc should not be a role model for anyone.

So am I vindicated?

Ask them your husband he will tell ya.

 
Comment by Yeah
2008-07-03 06:53:28

I just wanted to ask a few questions. Have you guys actually thought that not all women are like the one’s referenced by Mr, Masterson. I mean there are actually women who can do the manly things while remaining feminine at the same time. My father raised me with the idea that just because I am a girl, doesn’t mean that I have to be all superior and “wimpy” as he did one of the manliest jobs (a Firefighter). I grew up with the attitude that I can do some things that guys do, like fire an arrow from a 50 pound bow (this gentlemen is not so easy). I grew up around guns and knives and went with my dad on his diving trips and shooting trips.
So what I wanted to ask this, does any of this rectify the fact that I am a woman in the eyes of the men on this site?

Don’t worry guys I’m not a lesbian, not ugly and definately not the size of a football stadium. I am married and I do cook and clean for my husband as that was also taught to me as my mother’s family are very traditional and believe that a woman should look after her man.

And I am definitely the first to admit when I cannot do something, so I call the person who can, the guy.

And no, I don’t like the concept of fashion and “fashion whoring” as I like to call it - if you get my meaning”. Women like Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, etc should not be a role model for anyone.

So am I vindicated?

 
Comment by manns
2008-06-25 00:24:28

Kate said:

I don’t think many women see Paris Hilton as a role model…not gonna lie. There are actually quite a few successful and inspiring women to look up to that have changed the world in so many ways! Hate to be cliche but obvious example….Oprah. Anyways this website is funny because I can laugh at my self but if you are actually serious Freud would have a field day with you. Geez man.

Yeah, if Freud was still alive today he’d no doubt be drinking scotch with Masterson. After he’d finished giving him ideas for new articles, he’d probably cut down a forest with his massive cock and build himself a wooden log cabin - complete with a wooden computer and a wooden DSL connection (because he’s that goddamn manly) - and then he’d be posting along with the rest of us.

Also, Oprah - case in point.

MenAreBetterThanWomen.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-25 00:22:05

Kate said:

I don’t think many women see Paris Hilton as a role model…not gonna lie. There are actually quite a few successful and inspiring women to look up to that have changed the world in so many ways! Hate to be cliche but obvious example….Oprah. Anyways this website is funny because I can laugh at my self but if you are actually serious Freud would have a field day with you. Geez man.

Freud would also have a field day with Oprah.

 
Comment by Kate
2008-06-24 23:53:27

I don’t think many women see Paris Hilton as a role model…not gonna lie. There are actually quite a few successful and inspiring women to look up to that have changed the world in so many ways! Hate to be cliche but obvious example….Oprah. Anyways this website is funny because I can laugh at my self but if you are actually serious Freud would have a field day with you. Geez man.

 
Comment by Caligula
2008-06-21 22:30:35

CallMeCowgirl said:

@RAC

Why is it you seem to think you know what I “need” all the time? For beginners, I wasn’t even talking to you, I’m trying to be open-minded because to me, most of the viewpoints in here make sense. If I “needed” to feel worthy, I’m pretty sure the last place I would go to look for that would be a site full of chauvanists. I’m here to learn, now go over-analyze someone else’s actions, because once again you are wrong in your analyzation of mine.

This website is the FIRST place a woman like you would come for self validation. Why? because somehow you believe that if you can get a guy here, of all places, to believe you are “here to learn and honestly not like every other woman out there” then you are better than other women, or some bullshit like that

 
Comment by Kyle
2008-06-21 08:37:07

In regard to Dick, when he said:
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.

Exactly. But I’ll go one better than the women in your article and mention some less contemporary whores. All the really famous women throughout history are famous for doing what women were made to do:

Olympias of Epirus - Fucked Philip II of Macedon and bore Alexander the Great. Other than that, mostly sat around in a luxurious palace bitching and moaning.
Wu Zeitan - A woman whos first taste of status came as the Chinese Emperor’s concubine and, like most any woman in a seat of power, fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked her way to get to the top.
Theodora - Wife of Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian, who to quote the Clive Foss book - Tyrants, “She was an actress, famous for a pornographic reenactment of the story of Leda and the Swan, and a well-known and highly talented prostitute.”
I could go on listing more of them, but the point I’m making is prominent women, at any point in history, were, are, and will always be whores who use their cunt to get where they’re going.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-05 21:54:47

Right,because the myspace link she has in her name does NOTHING to prove she’s not a man. I mean that picture right inside is obviously someone else and the account was made just to give the illusion that a woman could like dick! It makes perfect sense.

Epic fail.

 
Comment by SMOKINGMAN
2008-06-03 01:43:49

Since this website is for men only… is there any possibility that “call me cowgirl” is in fact a man posing as a woman? Seems to be awfully subservient in “her” views for being a female military officer. Most of the ones that I have met won’t even admit men are physically stronger than women ( which should be obvious to anyone with an ounce of common sense )

 
Comment by Tom, Kat's boyfriend
2008-05-27 15:21:43

Joseph said:

no manhole said:

Joseph said:

no manhole said:

@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.

She may or may not learn anything. What she does know is that she is receiving the attention from men that she so craves and needs. This behavior confirms that fact she, like all women are attention whores. Nothing wrong with just admitting it and moving on to substantive issues.

I really dont think getting an opinion and learning from others qualifies you as an attention whore. I think I would have to meet her in person to come to that conclusion. And yes, I do know women that are histrionic attention whores.

No Women Allowed

Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.

If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.

Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.

Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention whore is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?

It’s the internet try and stop them. Oh wait you can’t….

 
Comment by CallMeCowgirl
2008-05-12 05:15:06

And as for the attention whore thing, I really am not trying to be one- I’ve been shy my whole life, and attention is pretty much the last thing I want/need….I was just trying to get some things clarified. Sorry if I was posting too much

 
Comment by CallMeCowgirl
2008-05-12 05:10:04

@RAC

Why is it you seem to think you know what I “need” all the time? For beginners, I wasn’t even talking to you, I’m trying to be open-minded because to me, most of the viewpoints in here make sense. If I “needed” to feel worthy, I’m pretty sure the last place I would go to look for that would be a site full of chauvanists. I’m here to learn, now go over-analyze someone else’s actions, because once again you are wrong in your analyzation of mine.

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-10 18:35:49

no manhole said:

Joseph said:

no manhole said:

@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.

She may or may not learn anything. What she does know is that she is receiving the attention from men that she so craves and needs. This behavior confirms that fact she, like all women are attention whores. Nothing wrong with just admitting it and moving on to substantive issues.

I really dont think getting an opinion and learning from others qualifies you as an attention whore. I think I would have to meet her in person to come to that conclusion. And yes, I do know women that are histrionic attention whores.

No Women Allowed

Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.

If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.

Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.

Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention whore is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-10 18:35:20

no manhole said:

Joseph said:

no manhole said:

@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.

She may or may not learn anything. What she does know is that she is receiving the attention from men that she so craves and needs. This behavior confirms that fact she, like all women are attention whores. Nothing wrong with just admitting it and moving on to substantive issues.

I really dont think getting an opinion and learning from others qualifies you as an attention whore. I think I would have to meet her in person to come to that conclusion. And yes, I do know women that are histrionic attention whores.

No Women Allowed

Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.

If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.

Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.

Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-10 18:18:42

Joseph said:

no manhole said:

@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.

She may or may not learn anything. What she does know is that she is receiving the attention from men that she so craves and needs. This behavior confirms that fact she, like all women are attention whores. Nothing wrong with just admitting it and moving on to substantive issues.

I really dont think getting an opinion and learning from others qualifies you as an attention whore. I think I would have to meet her in person to come to that conclusion. And yes, I do know women that are histrionic attention whores.

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-10 18:03:43

no manhole said:

@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.

She may or may not learn anything. What she does know is that she is receiving the attention from men that she so craves and needs. This behavior confirms that fact she, like all women are attention whores. Nothing wrong with just admitting it and moving on to substantive issues.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-10 17:55:27

@RAC- I think she is entitled to get opinions; needless to say, she can either accept or not accept them. Obviously this site speaks to her in some fashion, and so she will have learned something from it.

 
Comment by RAC
2008-05-10 17:47:16

CallMeCowgirl said:

RAC said:

CallMeCowgirl said:

@ Fed Up

I hate to admit this but you’re right *sigh*

I’m an Infantry Officer in training, and the standards for females are much lower than males. Though we are expected to keep up during training, the PT test requires women to do less pushups, less running, less sit-ups etc etc. I’m pretty sure I got offered the Officer position because of me being a woman as well….they have to be so careful with discrimination and whatnot, that they feel required to hire women. I think I would feel much better about myself if I had to uphold the same standards as the men…..

You could get a sex change. Thats legal in Canada right? The single payer health care could foot the bill.

There’s more to being a man than just having a penis…
Like the ability to have class…which clearly you lack

As you clearly lack the ability to think on your own since you need a group of chauvinists to tell you how worthy you are and on this site the bar is set pretty low though you’ve lowered it again, substantially. Bravo.

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-10 17:02:22

CallMeCowgirl said:

@ Joseph

I can see now why so many men on this site are angry now…..and rightfully so….

I like this site, I’m learning something new all the time =)

So tell me if this would be stupid- should I maybe try upholding the same standard as the men in the military alongside of me? I’m sure it would give me a greater feeling of accomplishment, but would I somehow be violating any other kind of man-ideals that would make me hated by doing so…?

If you can’t uphold the same standard expected of others in anything you do, why waste your and everyone else’s time, attention and money. If you have a job to do, then do it. That’s why it’s a job and you get compensated for the work.

Why are you worried about what others think of you? The most successful people in this world are some of the most loneliest ones out there. Is this bad? No. This is a choice. Your loved ones, friends and family will inadvertently try to hold you back or sabotage you because they love you and want you to stay the same. That may be good for them, but not for you.

That said, success is not bad. You have to sacrifice things to achieve it.
Success brings honor, power, recognition, fame, money and respect. Now tell me you can’t get laid as a result of success. You can pick and choose when it is convenient for you, not someone else.

Success is liberating and no feminist will ever tell you this. They need you to be a victim to profit off you and justify their pathetic existences.

 
Comment by CallMeCowgirl
2008-05-10 16:36:59

@ Joseph

I can see now why so many men on this site are angry now…..and rightfully so….

I like this site, I’m learning something new all the time =)

So tell me if this would be stupid- should I maybe try upholding the same standard as the men in the military alongside of me? I’m sure it would give me a greater feeling of accomplishment, but would I somehow be violating any other kind of man-ideals that would make me hated by doing so…?

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-10 16:27:29

CallMeCowgirl said:

@Joseph,

Good point, well said…

And I was told that I was chosen because I had previous Infantry experience whereas the other candidates were just off the street, so I believe that I was qualified. I’m also in good shape from my previous 3 years of service, so I was able to do the male standards for pushups and situps, so I don’t feel like I was really cheating anyone out of the position, but I still think that being a woman had some kind of influence on why I was hired.
So yeah, I guess I do benefit from feminism…I’ll admit it- I was wrong =)

Just out of curiosity- if women refused to give in to all the benefits of feminism, and step up to the same standards of men (and realize that we usually come up short) would that make us better people…? I’m honestly wondering, not trying to make a snarky remark or anything…

Feminism is for the lazy, fat, ignorant and entitled women. A woman who can compete and succeeded according to the same standards applied to all, did so because she needed no “ism” or special assistance. She just applied herself.

Success is the fruit of hard work, perseverance and learning how to deal with rejection. This is the essentially the story of the life of every male, which most women have no fucking clue about or care. Why should you if expect and have people hand you things?

 
Comment by CallMeCowgirl
2008-05-10 16:06:17

@Joseph,

Good point, well said…

And I was told that I was chosen because I had previous Infantry experience whereas the other candidates were just off the street, so I believe that I was qualified. I’m also in good shape from my previous 3 years of service, so I was able to do the male standards for pushups and situps, so I don’t feel like I was really cheating anyone out of the position, but I still think that being a woman had some kind of influence on why I was hired.
So yeah, I guess I do benefit from feminism…I’ll admit it- I was wrong =)

Just out of curiosity- if women refused to give in to all the benefits of feminism, and step up to the same standards of men (and realize that we usually come up short) would that make us better people…? I’m honestly wondering, not trying to make a snarky remark or anything…

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-10 14:48:07

CallMeCowgirl said:

RAC said:

CallMeCowgirl said:

@ Fed Up

I hate to admit this but you’re right *sigh*

I’m an Infantry Officer in training, and the standards for females are much lower than males. Though we are expected to keep up during training, the PT test requires women to do less pushups, less running, less sit-ups etc etc. I’m pretty sure I got offered the Officer position because of me being a woman as well….they have to be so careful with discrimination and whatnot, that they feel required to hire women. I think I would feel much better about myself if I had to uphold the same standards as the men…..

You could get a sex change. Thats legal in Canada right? The single payer health care could foot the bill.

There’s more to being a man than just having a penis…
Like the ability to have class…which clearly you lack

That is what defines a man, his penis. By the way CMC, how much class is displayed in taking a job for which you know you are not qualified. Accepting special treatment and privileges not afforded to all candidates is tasteless.

In addition, did you not reply to another earlier post of mine saying you thought you did not benefit from feminism? I believe……

CallMeCowgirl Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 9:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9

I don’t think I benefit from it….I get thrown into this stereotype, and all men assume I’m like most of the bitchy, whiney, women who want everything handed to them on a silver platter

 
Comment by Matt
2008-05-10 13:53:42

Fed up is an Aerospace Engineer, you cant get much manlier than that…

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-10 13:14:07

KaPOW…..

 
Comment by CallMeCowgirl
2008-05-10 13:07:13

RAC said:

CallMeCowgirl said:

@ Fed Up

I hate to admit this but you’re right *sigh*

I’m an Infantry Officer in training, and the standards for females are much lower than males. Though we are expected to keep up during training, the PT test requires women to do less pushups, less running, less sit-ups etc etc. I’m pretty sure I got offered the Officer position because of me being a woman as well….they have to be so careful with discrimination and whatnot, that they feel required to hire women. I think I would feel much better about myself if I had to uphold the same standards as the men…..

You could get a sex change. Thats legal in Canada right? The single payer health care could foot the bill.

There’s more to being a man than just having a penis…
Like the ability to have class…which clearly you lack

 
Comment by RAC
2008-05-10 11:49:52

CallMeCowgirl said:

@ Fed Up

I hate to admit this but you’re right *sigh*

I’m an Infantry Officer in training, and the standards for females are much lower than males. Though we are expected to keep up during training, the PT test requires women to do less pushups, less running, less sit-ups etc etc. I’m pretty sure I got offered the Officer position because of me being a woman as well….they have to be so careful with discrimination and whatnot, that they feel required to hire women. I think I would feel much better about myself if I had to uphold the same standards as the men…..

You could get a sex change. Thats legal in Canada right? The single payer health care could foot the bill.

 
Comment by CallMeCowgirl
2008-05-10 11:26:24

@ Fed Up

I hate to admit this but you’re right *sigh*

I’m an Infantry Officer in training, and the standards for females are much lower than males. Though we are expected to keep up during training, the PT test requires women to do less pushups, less running, less sit-ups etc etc. I’m pretty sure I got offered the Officer position because of me being a woman as well….they have to be so careful with discrimination and whatnot, that they feel required to hire women. I think I would feel much better about myself if I had to uphold the same standards as the men…..

 
Comment by Fed Up
2008-05-10 06:48:11

Bar-lowering: the workplace and the military are perfect examples here. I spent 6 years active duty in the Navy and I work in the aerospace industry now. I’ve never met a female military officer that was worth a tin shit. Women in the military don’t have to run as fast, do as many push-ups, and a superior had better have an ironclad case if he ever passes a woman over for promotion. Some goes for the workplace.

I work in an area where about 30% of the staff is women. They treat each other like garbage. They’re always at each other’s throats. Every day is another drama. Women always tell each other that everything would be great if they ran everything instead of men. Bullshit, they pretty much run everything now, that’s why the country is so screwed up. The only way that women can function is to be in country houses/farms that are all separated by miles of countryside. Put them in a house, have them take care of the kids, and keep the house while dad is away for 12 hours a day. It’s the only thing they won’t fuck up as long as they have a lot of the right guidance.

The guys are too busy to hassle with petty shit in the workplace. For the women, that’s all they do all day. Women always complement each other for being such “multi-taskers”. Bullshit. They’re so half-assed. The guys prioritize their tasks, then get them done and do them right. Women can’t prioritize for shit, they’re all over the map. They don’t get anything done right, but they get a lot of shit half-done.

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-22 21:37:30

To DVS-
For one, I am a Ms, of my own choice. I do not and have not claimed to be intellectually superior to anyone on this site, or offline for that matter. I do not intend to “impress” anyone, because that would be pointless. Yes, I did generalize you, and intentionally so. If you do not follow the views of the other males on this site, then yes, you actually do have to state that, because many views have reaced a “general consensus” here. Whatever your opinion of either gender is is fine; however, there is no law or rule stating that the opinion cannot be questioned.
As for the statement concerning my house: my house was built by me because of the unusuality of it. I did not want just anyone building it. Because a woman can actually do something for herself, you automatically assume she is a lesbian. Interesting conclusion, but a false one.
Finally, griping holds a negative connotation and implies that I am complaining or nagging. I am doing neither; I comment back to others, and about the article in general, and do not expect any response at all in many situations.
If you had read through any of my posts carefully, you would see that on several occasions I have actually agreed with the male viewpoint; why would I “bitch guys out” when they have certain views I can agree with?
Furthermore, I do not and have never considered myself a feminist; in the same manner, I do not consider anyone a chauvinist. We’re people, and labels are irrelevant.
And to be blatantly honest, I couldn’t give a damn about your typo. I didn’t even notice it until you pointed it out.

 
Comment by DVS
2008-04-22 16:35:07

Alex A. said:

To DVS-
- “It was the man’s fault in that situation for asking the girl to marry him.”
And if it was a decision made purely out of “love,” allow me to remind you what a vast majority of men on this site say: “emotion is a feminine quality.”

-”‘You’ve gotta treat a whore like a lady, and a lady like a whore.’ This quote perfectly sums up how full of shit ALL women are.”
That’s a logical fallacy. You’re saying that all women are either ladies or whores. That’s a two dimensional representation of the female gender, much like me saying all men are either pricks or gentlemen.

-I do not gripe about things that do not need to be griped about.

To Alex: Well…for someone that complains about making generalizations…you sure generalized me by that first quote about the majority of guys saying love is a feminine quality. Do I need to put a fucking disclaimer up that I don’t share the same exact views as every guy on this site ? As for the two dimensional representation quote…yes I do feel that guys are either pricks are gentlemen…and I don’t feel that women are either whores or ladies…but they are definitely all bitches. I must tell you when I read your other quote about how you and other female friends all got together and built your house brick by brick I nearly fell on the floor laughing my ass off. Sounds like you and your little group of dyk…let me not even go there…but it sounds like you and your friends are suffering from a chronic case of penis envy. And last but not least, as for only griping about things that need to be griped about…you practically gripe about every comment any guy makes on this site. Shit woman…you females bitch guys out any chance you can get… especially you feminist types. But holy shit, if guys start a forum to talk some shit back you get your panties all in a bunch. Oh and by the way. I realize I had a typo of saying your instead of you’re. Because I’m quite sure your looking for any reason to show your superior “for a woman” intellect. Thanks very much for the thought though.

 
Comment by DVS
2008-04-22 15:54:04

When did I ever say anything about love ? Everyone knows the only reason men get married is to get steady pussy every night. You think your a genius and going to impress guys here with how logical you are…but that shit doesn’t fly with me Mrs. Spock

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-22 14:06:28

To DVS-
Your entire speil about how a man can be forced into blue collar work relies on one thing: him marrying early.
Allow me to inform you of something: You don’t have to marry anyone. I usually don’t place blame, but in this case I will. It was the man’s fault in that situation for asking the girl to marry him. He never would have had to, and could have prioritized his life better.
And if it was a decision made purely out of “love,” allow me to remind you what a vast majority of men on this site say: “emotion is a feminine quality.”
As for economic stresses, they occur in both genders. My friends, one male and one female, were both laid off from a factory when it was making cuts. Both of them ended up working at another factory, same position, same hours. It’s not just a male trait to have to work for a living.
Good for you that you decided to continue your education; obviously, it was a choice, not a forced decision.
“‘You’ve gotta treat a whore like a lady, and a lady like a whore.’ This quote perfectly sums up how full of shit ALL women are.”
That’s a logical fallacy. You’re saying that all women are either ladies or whores. That’s a two dimensional representation of the female gender, much like me saying all men are either pricks or gentlemen.

Furthermore, I would like to comment on your reference to my “bitching;” there is, apparently, a very fine line between argument and “bitching.” If my arguement seems like “bitching,” allow me to inform you you are interpretting my comments incorrectly. For instance: “And I suppose that paying the mortgage and bills and buying food for the month fall under “sparkly shit?”” This comment was made completely in a calm, levelheaded yet sarcastic manner. Not, allow me to repeat, Not, in a “bitching” tone.
I do not gripe about things that do not need to be griped about. Please note that, for any future reference.

 
Comment by DVS
2008-04-22 11:51:12

My bad about the quotes in the first thread, quote from Alex A ends after first paragraph

 
Comment by DVS
2008-04-22 11:20:36

P.S. Prostitutes do it for money, whores do it for material things.

And Sigorney Weaver makes the perfect role model for females because after the first movie she just acted like a complete bitch on the rag for all the sequels. The best thing to come out of those movies was the line in the 3rd movie I believe where one of the prisoners on the colony tells another prisoner “You’ve gotta treat a whore like a lady, and a lady like a whore.” This quote perfectly sums up how full of shit ALL women are.

 
Comment by DVS
2008-04-22 11:03:49

Alex A. said:

How exactly is anyone “forced” to be a blue-collar worker? If the person really wanted the education that badly, there would be no reason for them not to get it.

Isn’t this supposed to be a guy site? Why then are there STILL women bitching. Well Alex, it is possible to be forced into blue-collar work. It’s called marriage. Think about it…some guy goes to high school, falls in love with his High School sweetheart…finds a decent job and makes the BIGGEST of mistakes and takes the plunge. Years roll by and before you know it, the guy is in his 30’s. The economy takes a turn for the worse and the company he was doing well with for all those years decides to lay him off. Because he was trying to do every fucking thing his wife wants and maintain the standard of living, he never has a chance to further his education. So you have a fucking 30 year old with a high school diploma and a wife that will make his life a living hell if he doesn’t keep earning. And that my dear…is how a man can be “forced” into blue collar labor.

And this isn’t some hypothetical story I made up…I almost fell for the trap but was at least smart enough to see the bitch was setting me up for failure in life..all she wanted was her house, dog and hardwood floors. Told her to have a nice life..I’m going to complete my degrees. Finishing up my Masters now and still bitches are all the same. Got some job opportunities making in the neighborhood of 80k starting now. That bitch is probably still a customer service rep for the bank. When I do start the job though, fuck being nice and chivalrous as I’ve been my entire nice, I’ll treat them all like the whores they are.

 
Comment by DVS
2008-04-22 09:14:07

Well…I’ve been been so inspired by this site that I just had to post. Women are whores because they only want a man if they can get something from the relationship. Most won’t stick with a man when he is busting his ass trying to make something of his life…but the minute he graduates and gets a high paying job…she suddenly develops a keen interest and falls in “love”. I think what they really fall in love with is all the shit she can get from him and really she doesn’t give a fuck about the guy. The women that do stick with a guy are usually in a relationship with a guy that has no ambition and treats them like shit, but they love it. Try being a nice guy and women have no interest. I think women are naturally attracted to guys that are fuck ups just so they can have someone to place all the blame on. On the flip side, men for the most part, don’t care about what type of job a chick works…yes I said chick…I could just hear all those feminine bitches menstruating now. We don’t expect a woman to do SHIT for us because we can do it ourselves. I would be more concerned with the quality of the individual rather than how much they make. But women are fucktards and always put themselves in a shitty relationship and then blame all “man”kind for their miserable lives.

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-19 20:05:50

To CS-
“Women only desire to get a job, so they can buy sparkly shit, shop for shoes, spend money on facials even though they go to the tanning salon (sun is bad for you skin you leather faced cunts,) all the in the hopes of making themselves attractive enough to dupe some poor schmuck into putting a rock on their hand and getting all their shit paid for by said poor schmuck.”
And I suppose that paying the mortgage and bills and buying food for the month fall under “sparkly shit?”
Not all women shop for the sake of shopping, for future reference.
Now that you have brought it up, I’m curious. What about the women that remain single throughout their life? What is their purpose for working.

“Women cannot fix things. They cannot create things. They cannot think beyond their vapid world of cosmetics and bubblegum and celebrity scandals. They cannot accomplish any task you assign them in a timely or correct manner. They cannot run companies. They can’t do shit except sit around at home with wide eyes waiting on their husbands to come home and make their sperm donation for the day.”
I’ll grant that some women are completely incompetent when it comes to repair. However, I know there are women auto shop workers, plumbers, and electricians. As for women not being creative, what about Anna Cromenburch, Rolinda Sharples, or Marie Zimmermann? I would like to know what has led you to believe that women cannot accomplish tasks in a timely manner? Is it because you have an ineffective secretary?
As for women being incapable of running companies, what about Muriel Siebert of Siebert & Co stockbroking, or Anne Mulcahy of Xerox? Do they seem like ineffective women who cannot run companies?
I believe you should calm down and take a more broad spectrum view of women, even though your experience with one group of them appears to be subpar. Perhaps then, after some research you will see that not all women are ineffective, “bubblegum brained and overly cosmeticed leeches.”

 
Comment by CS
2008-04-18 17:48:02

Absolute truth for the most part. All women are whores as they have traded sex for money, flowers, puppies, etc, at one time in their past. Now unfortunately this makes men tricks as they paying for sex, and I’ll admit that did that in the past until I reached down and grabbed my balls and said I’M A FUCKING MAN, FUCK THIS SHIT. Us men need to stand up and say something about this shit or else it’s going to keep going on. I no longer drop a dime on any female and it’s worked wonders.

And they can’t get enough of it. Fuck spending your hard earned money that you earned because you made the world a better place (I work for a civil engineering company by the way.) Guess who faxes my shit and takes my calls when I’m out of the office? A WOMAN!

Women only desire to get a job, so they can buy sparkly shit, shop for shoes, spend money on facials even though they go to the tanning salon (sun is bad for you skin you leather faced cunts,) all the in the hopes of making themselves attractive enough to dupe some poor schmuck into putting a rock on their hand and getting all their shit paid for by said poor schmuck.

Women cannot fix things. They cannot create things. They cannot think beyond their vapid world of cosmetics and bubblegum and celebrity scandals. They cannot accomplish any task you assign them in a timely or correct manner. They cannot run companies. They can’t do shit except sit around at home with wide eyes waiting on their husbands to come home and make their sperm donation for the day.

And all you women who exist solely on your looks…what are you going to do when you start getting wrinkles or your tits start sagging? NOTHING! Because by then you’ve hopefully snared a man into marriage and you’re taken care of. That’s all you whores aspire to do, is leech off a man.

 
Comment by Sean
2008-04-18 02:08:09

Enough said:

PLEASE READ

All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”

I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .

I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .

O LAWD! You probably aren’t the first idiot to notice a line of text at the bottom of every single page of this website. Hell I noticed it long before I read your dumb ass comment, and as far as Yahoo and CNN goes, they should be proud to share network with a website that does great justices to mankind such as this one.

 
Comment by Enough
2008-04-16 20:04:55

PLEASE READ

All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”

I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .

I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .

 
Comment by Scranton Zoo
2008-04-16 10:48:00

Great post. I really enjoyed it. I will have to bookmark this site for later.

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-16 00:33:24

My my, aren’t we all going for the jugular here.
Let me see…
To Doubt- Why is it you believe that women are incapable of earning something? Or do you think that women like myself just work 40 hours a week for “fun?”
To Arbalest- So if women are only whores because they are “incapable of realizing they are whores,” where does that leave the women that do? Also, why deny the fact that, as cliche as it is, men are a part of sexual relations with women? What if it’s the man, and not the woman, cheating?
To Jack- How exactly is anyone “forced” to be a blue-collar worker? If the person really wanted the education that badly, there would be no reason for them not to get it.
And as for the overall ‘article,’ although there are those women that choose to follow “role models” such as Paris Hilton, there are many that aspire to achieve greater things. Those women hope to follow the likes of Amelia Earhart and Marie Curie. I pity those women that find Paris Hilton an actual role model; they obviously have a skewed view on reality.

 
Comment by Jack
2008-04-12 17:57:05

Holy shit! You’re gonna be a ‘DNA Criminalist’? Wow! How many episodes of CSI do you have to watch before you can send in your box-tops? Does your ‘degree’ come with an autographed picture of David Caruso, or maybe a secret decoder ring? I’ve always wanted one of those…

Ok… got the sarcasm out of my system.

Amelia, hunny, most the MEN here do have an education. Some don’t. Either way, its trivial and doesn’t matter. They’re still men, and more capable than you. Whether a MAN chooses to educate himself and pursue a ‘white-collar’ job, or as is more often the case, is forced into a ‘blue-collar’ vocation by either the direct or indirect actions of a woman, has no bearing on the FACT that he will perform in a superior manner at whatever he does, when compared to a woman.

That was a helluva run-on sentance, and it took a lot out of me… excuse me while I pause to reflect.

Amelia: please, by all means, continue with your lack luster education at wichever local jr. college it is that you attend. Please keep listening to the socialist filth that your pseudo-professors keep spewing… most of whom are likely either wannabe feminists, or followers of the great Tim Leary who had their testes (and/or left cerebral hemispheres) chemically removed/rendered ineffectual by LSD sometime during LBJ’s term in office.

May God have mercy on Western civilization… for fucks sake.

Keep up the good work Dick.

-Jack

p.s.: Clair,
etymology = words
entomology = creepy crawlies
feminism = shut the fuck up already… really… no I’m serious…. just shut the fuck up

 
Comment by Tanner
2008-04-12 09:13:09

JLA1204 said:

Clair said:

You’re spelling “fuck” wrong. The c is necessary. The word is actually an acronym for “Fornicate Under Command of the King”. A little entomology for ya.

Clair honey,
entomology is insect zoology.

Haha!
Dumb Cunt!

 
Comment by BITCHKILLA
2008-04-10 08:10:22

Back to the kitchen, bitch. A pair of dick’s socks is a more productive member of society than you ever will be.

 
Comment by Amelia
2008-04-08 16:50:22

I think you need some higher education. It would be good for you. When I’m not studying to be a DNA criminalist I come on this website and get a break from my studies. Reminds me of how pieces of crap like you will die and the rest of the world will go on not even realizing you ever existed as anything. Its okay, you are the crud I step on every day. You’ll pass on and nothing you have ever said will ever be recorded in history. As for the rest of us we will make a difference in the world and pass on leaving history behind. Good Luck with your studies:)

 
Comment by Wim
2008-04-07 01:42:17

Sigourney Weaver in Alien? Well that is not exectly female right. The first movie was amazing though? The other parts are total crap.