I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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“Pre-marital sex used to be taboo”
Mostly only for women, men have always fucked around.
And Necroswordsman, most men who are wealthy enough to have a lot to lose from marriage are sensible enough to have a water tight pre nup. The reason women so frequently win custody of the child is because they are they main care giver, men on this website cannot rant about how they want to go to work and have the wife take care of the children all day and then complain when they win custody of the child.
Billy, I must know more about love than anyone else on here, as I was the only one that thought it was a good reason for marriage, I wouldn’t marry for any other reason.
What does a 17 year old blonde know about love?
About anything? Not shit!!!
Shut up nitwit feminuts.
Pre-marital sex used to be taboo, as far as I know.
Also, since in the past financial status was directly linked to survival, women still prefer richer men.
I hope you won’t mind me elaborating on this. The so called mistakes of marriage are as follows:
Loss of ownership of a child
Bleeding men dry in child support payments for above mistake
Bleeding men dry in general
Running off with money.
And so on. These are good reasons not to get married, and who gave us these reasons? OMFG it’s women.
Some of us here have made the mistake of being married. As for the rest of us, it is not that we are incapable of marriage but rather that we are too intelligent to get married (and thus allow a woman the legal right to ruin your life).
We have learned well from the men who have gone before us, and we endeavour to avoid their mistakes.
Men have never needed marriage to have sex, prostitution is the oldest form of trade (this does not meann that I do not condone it). And the majority of women do not marry for money anyway.
The reason is companionship, love, what ever you want to call it.
Just because men on this website are incapable of marriage, doesn’t mean its ‘obsolete’.
What exactly is the point of marriage nowadays? Men don’t need to get married to have sex, women don’t need to get married to have money.
Thus, marriage is obsolete.
Actually it’s because the likelyhood of any of you being in a happy marriage is slim to none, and you seem upset about it. Which is probably why Dick thinks ‘marriage is stupid’.
1. Because you are nosey bitch..
2. It aint you fucking business
3. You’ve been told you’re not wanted here.
Did we ask yor bra size?
No.! And because we dont care.
Ahh, I see you’re all skirting around the wife question. I wonder why…
She should change her name to True Nitwit.
Fuck off the site already True Failure.
No but he is right. There has been no change really except for fasion.
“Humans and especially women haven’t changed that much in the last 50 years compared to the last 10,000.”
I take it you have a wife then Dick? From the 50’s?
Then do you want Billy? (if you can cope with me asking a question)
Dick, could you please check the spam filter for one of my posts? It should be near the top of the stack, it was submitted rather recently.
Thanks, sorry for the inconvenience.
- Bond - Shine (Dubshakra Mix)
Humans and especially women haven’t changed that much in the last 50 years compared to the last 10,000.
Believing so is called Woman Time. It’s a lot like Hammer Time, only more obnoxious.
-Dick
Whats with all the questions. You jsut want someone to agreewith you nonsense and I would suggest going to you feminuts sisters for that.
If we want slaves we would just take them as slaves.
If we wanted a wondeful loving and intelligent women then we are shit out of luck.
Women don’t love anyone but themselves. Again I must tell you that we don’t care what the hell you want! Bah Bye
Women such at being people.
“My kids from age 1 - 5 won’t be.
After that.. she gets a job… then we share the responsibilities of housework.”
At last something sensible……ish.
What if you don’t want/ can’t have children?
Why should the woman automatically be the one to stay at home?
Do you all not want to spend time with you’re children?
It would be interesting to discover how many men on this site are actually married, because most women today simply don’t want the lifestyle you’re describing, you’re asking for another human being to have their entire life revolve around you (and your spawn so to speak). Invent a time machine, go back to the 50’s and then maybe, you’ll find a woman willing to be you’re slave.
The sad thing is none of you mentioned love as a desirable quality in a wife. Do you not want love? Or do you all dislike women so much that love is impossible.
Personally I want someone who’s going to challenge me every single day, someone to debate with, somebody interesting. Not a doormat. But thats just me.
Women’s stories have no fucking point. Dick is always right.