I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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Why do you need to be vindicated? You seem like a nice girl, why don’t you move along before somebody here bites your head off.
such a typical man reponse
I would bang you
so tipical female responce.
what’s that supposed to mean
Ask them your husband he will tell ya.
I just wanted to ask a few questions. Have you guys actually thought that not all women are like the one’s referenced by Mr, Masterson. I mean there are actually women who can do the manly things while remaining feminine at the same time. My father raised me with the idea that just because I am a girl, doesn’t mean that I have to be all superior and “wimpy” as he did one of the manliest jobs (a Firefighter). I grew up with the attitude that I can do some things that guys do, like fire an arrow from a 50 pound bow (this gentlemen is not so easy). I grew up around guns and knives and went with my dad on his diving trips and shooting trips.
So what I wanted to ask this, does any of this rectify the fact that I am a woman in the eyes of the men on this site?
Don’t worry guys I’m not a lesbian, not ugly and definately not the size of a football stadium. I am married and I do cook and clean for my husband as that was also taught to me as my mother’s family are very traditional and believe that a woman should look after her man.
And I am definitely the first to admit when I cannot do something, so I call the person who can, the guy.
And no, I don’t like the concept of fashion and “fashion whoring” as I like to call it - if you get my meaning”. Women like Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, etc should not be a role model for anyone.
So am I vindicated?
Yeah, if Freud was still alive today he’d no doubt be drinking scotch with Masterson. After he’d finished giving him ideas for new articles, he’d probably cut down a forest with his massive cock and build himself a wooden log cabin - complete with a wooden computer and a wooden DSL connection (because he’s that goddamn manly) - and then he’d be posting along with the rest of us.
Also, Oprah - case in point.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.
Freud would also have a field day with Oprah.
I don’t think many women see Paris Hilton as a role model…not gonna lie. There are actually quite a few successful and inspiring women to look up to that have changed the world in so many ways! Hate to be cliche but obvious example….Oprah. Anyways this website is funny because I can laugh at my self but if you are actually serious Freud would have a field day with you. Geez man.
This website is the FIRST place a woman like you would come for self validation. Why? because somehow you believe that if you can get a guy here, of all places, to believe you are “here to learn and honestly not like every other woman out there” then you are better than other women, or some bullshit like that
In regard to Dick, when he said:
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Exactly. But I’ll go one better than the women in your article and mention some less contemporary whores. All the really famous women throughout history are famous for doing what women were made to do:
Olympias of Epirus - Fucked Philip II of Macedon and bore Alexander the Great. Other than that, mostly sat around in a luxurious palace bitching and moaning.
Wu Zeitan - A woman whos first taste of status came as the Chinese Emperor’s concubine and, like most any woman in a seat of power, fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked her way to get to the top.
Theodora - Wife of Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian, who to quote the Clive Foss book - Tyrants, “She was an actress, famous for a pornographic reenactment of the story of Leda and the Swan, and a well-known and highly talented prostitute.”
I could go on listing more of them, but the point I’m making is prominent women, at any point in history, were, are, and will always be whores who use their cunt to get where they’re going.
Right,because the myspace link she has in her name does NOTHING to prove she’s not a man. I mean that picture right inside is obviously someone else and the account was made just to give the illusion that a woman could like dick! It makes perfect sense.
Epic fail.
Since this website is for men only… is there any possibility that “call me cowgirl” is in fact a man posing as a woman? Seems to be awfully subservient in “her” views for being a female military officer. Most of the ones that I have met won’t even admit men are physically stronger than women ( which should be obvious to anyone with an ounce of common sense )
It’s the internet try and stop them. Oh wait you can’t….
And as for the attention whore thing, I really am not trying to be one- I’ve been shy my whole life, and attention is pretty much the last thing I want/need….I was just trying to get some things clarified. Sorry if I was posting too much
@RAC
Why is it you seem to think you know what I “need” all the time? For beginners, I wasn’t even talking to you, I’m trying to be open-minded because to me, most of the viewpoints in here make sense. If I “needed” to feel worthy, I’m pretty sure the last place I would go to look for that would be a site full of chauvanists. I’m here to learn, now go over-analyze someone else’s actions, because once again you are wrong in your analyzation of mine.
No Women Allowed
Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.
If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.
Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.
Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention whore is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?
No Women Allowed
Dick Masterson here and welcome to MenareBetterthanWomen.com.
If this is your first time, how about stopping by the the About page to get the hang of things before diving full tilt into the mix — or how about not because as a man you already know exactly what you’re doing.
Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.
Is this not in clear enough English? Of course it is. An attention is an attention whore is an attention whore. Does this need to be translated in Arabic or Greek?
I really dont think getting an opinion and learning from others qualifies you as an attention whore. I think I would have to meet her in person to come to that conclusion. And yes, I do know women that are histrionic attention whores.