I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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Jack was that directors cut or what whew lol
uh, yeah.. i dont know any 25 year old man who wishes he could change the world as much as batman did. that would actually be a little creepy, come to think of it.
id much have a role model who actually existed and improved the world in a tangible way. and i have many male role models, it doesnt mean that i cant look up to many of the great men in history just because im a woman. some men have done great things, as have some women, but some men and women have also done horrible and unspeakable things. gender doesnt matter, we are all capable and responsible for the same things. we cant move much farther if the hate keeps lasting like this.
and yes, your argument that every woman is a whore, makes perfect sense. although theres not a single point in there that couldnt be easily refuted, as theres no evidence to back anything up, youre convincing a few people. so whatever helps you sleep at night.
i really hope you guys have better things to do than just this. seriously? ranting about killing every cunt who has ruined your life (see lovely comments below), or claiming that all men are smarter and stronger than all women. this is just sad, honestly.
At least she WANTS to grow up. The men on this website are at the level of six-year-old boys, too stupid to know they might actually like girls one of these days. What do we call a man who doesn’t like girls? You helped put the homo in homo sapiens, buddy.
HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
Oh geee, tell me more—NOT!
Wow….Jack. I think you need medication. Your post is dripping from the foam escaping your mouth. And, just to clarify, you and your “bro’s” will never rise up. The truth is that you will get used over and over and over again by the cunts you proclaim hate for. But, on the bright side, you’ll always have this little site to come to and play make believe about how you will wipe out all the whores. LMAO
dude you’re seriously deluded: seek help now!
hmm…
“THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY!”
..did you never have a mother?
and seriously.. stop bitching over aborted babies. so what if they abort their babies? your plan is to kill people. how very christlike. people like you make me sick. why dont you try it, to not have the choice of aborting your baby, and being forced to destroy your body and pride over something you dont even want. you arrogant bastards.
Or maybe women’s role models are different than men’s. Women are modeling after Mother Teresa and people who are benefiting the real world instead of the pretend world on television.
Have to say, some very funny comments from you. Mother Teresa as a role model. I think you need to look into some of the things she did to those seeking her help befor you call her a role model. Maybe you actually know and approve.
Clinically insane.
LMAO …THIS SITE IS MADE AND FOR REPRESSED HOMOS (“Dick” hahaha… it’s so evident) JUST CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET QUICKLY OR ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME RESENTFUL LOSERS, WAIT… YOU’RE RESENTFUL LOSERS!
YOU DON`T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU MISSING…YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, ALL OF YOU!
*Snore*
You call OJ Simpson a role model?
Only if you want to be a kidnapping robber when you grow up and land your sorry ball-sac in jail for thirty three years.
Princess Diana did some amazing charity work while she was alive, but I guess that doesn’t qualify her to meet your “high standards” and requirements of being convicted (OJ Simpson) or fictional (Batman, James Bond, Indiana Jones, and all of the personas Steve McQueen was payed to act like)
OJ simpson is a better role model than that stupid cunt hilary clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and princess di was the original socialite skank!!!!!!!
Actually the overwhelming bulk of Princess Diana’s charity work consisted of attending functions such as dinners and banquets not exactly hard or taxing work.
For a woman that’s demanding enough to have her MOAN LIKE FUCK at the end of her day.
This is hilarious I love this site. The reason the top choices (apart from number 4) are what they are is because women want to be pretty and slutty and have unlimited cash to impress men and get whatever they want because as a female, we are pretty selfish and have little dignity.
This site is sooo funnyy…..ha hah ah a
ur such an idiotcunt a ha hahah
Hurts a little, doesn’t it?
woman are lairs, and cheating whores, dont believe dont commit to them. fallow that and you’ll be ok
NEVER get in a relationship with a bitch. She will only cheat on you , lie to you and treat you like crap.
yea watch out for those lairs. especially fallow lairs. useless places.
woman are lairs, and cheating whores, dont believe dont commit to them. fallow that and you’ll be ok
Dick. God. The name’s so fitting. Seriously dude, get over it. I realize that you’ve apparently had terrible luck with women, and yes, you’ve porbably need cheated on, lied to, and broken up with, but can’t you see that it’s no reason to demean all women? Just because you’ve have some bad luck, just because women don’t what you for always, just because you’ve been burned in the past, DOES NOT mean you need to resort to such childish tactics as blaming women for your own problems. Yes, you do have problems. And you can retort with whatever uneducated drivel that you want, but when it comes down to it I have the power as much power to hurt a man as you do a woman. So please get over your pity party and stop rallying ingorant fools. My dear sir, you will never find happiness like that. A bachelor at 20 is hot shit. A player at 30 is a skeeze. A man with no wife at 50 has probably wasted his life. Don’t waste yours on harsh words you probably don’t even mean.
Actually you are the one doing all the blaming.
You will actually blame a MAN when a woman is hurtful.
Just listen to yourself.
“I have as much power to hurt a man.”
Wow. You don’t mind if we don’t LET you and tell you to go fuck yourself instead do you??? Then shut the fuck up you useless good-for-nothing cunt.
That’s like a man putting a knife up to your tits and blaming you for not liking it. Fuck off. And go shovel that bullshit someplace else.
And then you say “you will never find happiness”.
A stinking cuntwhore like you is not called “happiness”.
Happiness is living WITHOUT you, you fucking piece of shit.
Oh common. “yes I am alone but at least i have my self righteous anger to keep me warm at night”.. That’s not a life,!
Look, study a bit of male/female psychology (It’s real interesting) and read some books about how to get a girlfriend.
That way you won’t turn out like er… Howy down there..(jacktheripper)
You still have a lot of thinking to do, man.
that fucking made me LOL!
Hi.I loved the title of this. Every woman secretly desires to be a slut. nothing turns me on more than being totally degraded and used for my sweet cunt. I know the best thing I can do is to carry on sucking cock.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!
Post-it notes aren’t for computer screens. :/
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
What was written by Dick is not proof that the world lacks female role models. It’s proof that the entire world is on a downward spiral where nobody cares about what goes on in the world beyond celebrities, fashion and reality shows. The people in the world nowadays are ignorant.
You need some female role models? Let me name a few:
Indira Gandhi
Marie Curie
Helen Keller
Rani Lakshmi Bai
Mother Teresa
Margaret Bourke-White
Indira Gandhi? You really ARE that stupid!
Mahatma was also very admirable, look what happened to him. iab, I wish the world was as good as some would like it to be, unfortunately reality and the species we are (for now, got to have hope) makes this impossible. Your points about fashion etc are well founded but most of those traits are female. Ignorance I find is female, apathy seems to be male, there is a difference I’m sure I don’t need to point out. Apathy I’d also say is because men no longer have a voice and think ‘why bother, easier just to lay down and take it’. Females halped make this kind of male, don’t moan about it when they can’t step up any more.
What a charming list, now ask the nearest woman to tell you who half of those people are, and see if they don’t think Rani Lakshmi Bai is a type of Thai food.
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Let’s say you’re actually right, that men are better than women …
… So what?
You’re only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, you’ll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
Not a damn thing. And I’m actually starting to giggle at the thought of you, smug behind your shades, thinking you’ve lived a worthwhile existence when you’re just another waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
If everyone in the history of the world had your attitude you wouldn’t be sitting on your, presumably, machine made chair, and you wouldn’t be typing on that computer you presumably paid for by indulging in the work ethic of our capitalistic made society. If we are all going to end up in our graves and you are so smug about it, why did you even bother posting?
Your argument is typical ad hominem, and if its your idea of a joke then it just goes to show that famous feminist sense of humour.
Hey whats the best part of a blowjob?
The 5 minutes of silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha89=Loser!!!!