I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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The only reason men become this bitter about women is because they can’t ever get laid. No sex = bitter resentment.
Sorry, boys, you’ve outed yourselves as the inept geeks that you’ve tried so hard to avoid being found out as. Swallow your pride (much like you do your secret stash of gay porn) and just admit that what you’re really suffering from is the inability to get women to want to sleep with you.
You’ll feel better. I promise.
What the fuck are you going on about you stupid cunt??? Getting women to sleep with you is the EASIEST fuckin’ thing in the world.
All you gotta do is tell an American woman EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR and she will be standing in her own little puddle.
You know it.
And I know it.
You are just in a setting now (here) where men don’t tell women what they want to hear. You KNOW that’s not a REQUIREMENT , right?
Men are not REQUIRED to tell you what you want to hear.
Doesn’t mean he’s gay , has no dick or can’t get laid.
Pussy is a worthless commodity that freely grows on trees. Its a HUGE HUGE mistake for you to think that YOUR PUSSY is THAT VALUABLE that a man would have to REALLY TRY TO GET IT.
LIFE LESSON TO YOU FROM A MAN:
(your father should have taught you this before you started fucking)
Are you paying attention?
OK, here it is….
—->> YOUR PUSSY IS NOT VALUABLE TO ANY MAN FOR YOU TO BEHAVE LIKE HE IS SUPPOSED TO WORK TO EARN YOUR APPROVAL FOR IT.
It is a MASSIVE MASSIVE mistake for a woman to ever talk to a man like he is supposed to give a shit that she doesn’t like what he does, thinks or says.
When you accept that as reality,
Your pain will end.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
After reading this, I called up my younger sister to see how she felt about role models. Honest to god she said ‘Girl role models? There are no female role models, they’re all a bunch of dip-sticks.’
Only in 6th grade, I’m so proud. Something tells me she’s gonna do well in life, despite the whole female thing.
You call yourself a man. You are lower than the scum on a lawyer’s ballsack, chum. Get a grip, get a life… because you’ll never get anything from one of God’s greatest creations (come to think of it, that may be the entire reason for your ranting).
Just go die. ok? Thanks a mil…..
Josephine. Your lack of a logical argument, your shaming language and your propensity for violence outs you as being vaginally impaired.
I’m sure Dick gets more pussy than most guys because women are self-hating (and for good reason these days, being the quite useless pieces of shit most of them are.)
Joseph, you seem to be psychologically imbalanced, time of the month?
haha, wow. can you say ignorant? im a 15 year old girl and im probably more smart then your dumbass!
Maybe Anna you should learn how to spell the word “than” properly, before trying to argue that point.
I think you mean “smarter”.
“MORE SMART THEN”?
. . . didn’t you mean “smarter THAN?”
NEWSFLASH: MEN DON’T GIVE A SHIT HOW SMART YOU THINK YOU ARE.
All that matters is –>> how good your holes feel around our cocks.
Your brain has nothing to do with it.
Which is GOOD FOR YOU because you’re a stupid fuck, and if we wanted you for your BRAINS, you would never get laid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
haha, wow. can you say ignorant? im a 15 year old girl and im probably more smart then your dumbass!
Still a dumb cunt…
omg if batman counts then i can think of tons of female role models , and that girl from Alien? you said she had a mans part you just think that because you cant face the truth of women are equal to men , not in everything because men are stronger and women are more creative and smart ,( its true i even emailed a scientist about it and it’s genetics he said , a man addmitted that so accoring to who you are , you should beleive him because he’s a man ) but overall theres no winner and we just have to learn to live with eachother without these silly comments of whos better , because there is no better. we may look different and act differently , but were all deep down the same , and some women act like men and think like them , and the other way round as well.
not every man is as small minded as you , because if every man on the planet was like you , the human race would not survive. i dont see what normal person would date you , so the human race would be dead.
p.s all that stuff you said about jesus and how he wasnt married , some people like leonardo da vinci beleived that he married mary madeline and had a child , and theres no proof that he exists anyway ( no offense if u beleive in him). i personally dont beleive in god because if there is such a powerful god , why does he let all these innocent people suffer in the world , and he doesnt stop the children dying in Africa every day? according to the bible , he should be able to do it.
You illiterate teen monkey… of all women, your kind is the worst. Men are both more creative and intelligent than women… for example, male score higher than women in all standardized IQ tests. Men created everything in art, sculpture, science, computing and engineering.
Women are, by comparison, rabbit-brained cunts. Because women are worthless, we need to see more of them being killed off in wars. Women are useless, expendable cunts.
Good day.
Wow what a stupid bitch. How can you claim to be smarter then one of the greatest men alive but you write like a functionally retarded monkey? (though that comment is unfair to monkeys) I seriously think you need to review the language you are attempting to write. Over a hundred words and only one period. Amazing. If you going to try to call someone an idiot then dont write like you just had half of your brain removed. If you want men to respect women you just set your cause back about ten years with that sorry excuse for comment that looked like it was typed in the middle of a seizure. (most likely from your brain being unable to process the magnitude of stupid shit that spews forth from it.) Amazing.
I want to be a website owner that goes on Dr.Phil when I grow older as my major accomplishment.
Oh my god ‘Bitchy’ That was the best thing that I’ve heard all day.
you left out Catherine the Great, Empress of all the Russias.
One night, she fucked her personal guard, a regiment of lancers, 850 in all.
Of course she utilized all of her three holes.
After that slight fling, she was a legend.
Well done Cather the Great, Empress of all the Russias.
later
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I wouldn’t doubt this, but I would love to see the source of this little tidbit of information.
YES
Freud was a mangina you silly twit.
btw,
a silly twit is a pregnant goldfish.
later
I think that some of the material on this site makes sense (the anti-feminism parts, the fact that women have invented virtually nothing nor done anything historical), but I think the guy who wrote this site takes it too far. My mother isn’t a lying, cheating whore, and I’m sure you aren’t either. I don’t even think Dick Masterson believes half the stuff he writes here, or at least not to the degree he claims to. This site, and his supposed beliefs are making him money, and writing that “some” women are inferior would definitely jeopardize that, because non-radicals just aren’t as interesting as radicals.
But don’t get me wrong, I still think women are the weaker sex.
Are you retarded? The Darwin Awards are named after Charles Darwin, the inventor of the theory of evolution, the idea being that anyone who is stupid enough to die an easily avoidable death is aiding evolution by removing their genes (which were clearly shitty, or at least their intelligence genes were) from the gene pool.
The Darwin awards were named after Miss Elizabeth Darwin who unwittingly set fire to herself and died after lighting her own farts.
Did you see who the darwin awards are named after? Enough said.
Just as a matter of interest - did you guys see who won the Darwin Awards - Enough said
I’ll take that as a compliment.
Why do you need to be vindicated? You seem like a nice girl, why don’t you move along before somebody here bites your head off.
such a typical man reponse
I would bang you
so tipical female responce.