I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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December 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Clair also saids:
Then you might feel passionate about it, and comments made praising it.
That was directed at mv after him not feeling very passionate about comments that glorify rape, namely this one.
After Dick said:Clair, shut the fuck up. Rape helps more people than it hurts.
-Dick
(Same link)
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:23 am - IP Man-Hash: cf5569ce44177
Clair stop being a cunt and go the fuk away.
I know it’s not possible to stop being a cunt, so fukoff.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
You’re spelling “fuck” wrong. The c is necessary. The word is actually an acronym for “Fornicate Under Command of the King”. A little entomology for ya.
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
False. The origination of the word is uncertain but it most likely comes from Anglo Saxon origin. A likely candidate is the German word ficken, which means to copulate.
I hope these aren’t the debating skills you were bragging about.
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Really, are you sure? I’ve heard that one before to, but I’ve heard the acronym one so much more often. Did you actually know that, or did you google it outta spite?
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:05 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
And no, deary, that isn’t a debating skill.
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 2dfe02ea04fcb
Also ‘Fica’ Italian slang for ‘cunt’, and ‘Ficcare’ Italian for ‘Fuck’ and ‘Vaffanculo’ meaning ‘Fuck Off’.
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: c7f77c842578c
So anyone that doesnt feel very passionate for your cause deserves to be raped? What kind of fucking logic is that? And you praise Miss Human for talking about “choices”. Fucking hypocrite - seriously, you are a joke.
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 27c303354f5b2
Since when the hell did I condone rape or speak highly of it? I just dont make it a point to bother about someone else’s POV. Everyone is entitled to their POV. Why should I be raped just because I dont challenge another person’s POV? You are a perfect example of what Dick is writing about - A facist whore. Go fuck yourself.
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I’m not going to become a crack whore
I am going to become an investment banker, either that or in 2 years I will be able to get an internship at a film company
My dream carreer is to be a producer, considering I am very good at predicting television
Unlike another post that Dick has made was that women don’t watch movies with their eyes, only with their ears
well, i have watched an entire movie in Spanish, without subtitles and understood it, and i take French!
So while you say everything against women, i am able to know that i am the opposite of what you say
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Yes, unlike you I know facts, not old myths.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5cfc4fdf87f79
Clair honey,
entomology is insect zoology.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:42 am - IP Man-Hash: fe3e8d0c5692a
“Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother”
No wonder you think women are stupid! You’re hanging out with a bunch of idiots. Dude, we can’t help it if you make bad choices. Get the hell out of wherever you are and look for people who function on a basic human level.
Hah. I’m just kidding. People almost never change their opinions, so it doesn’t matter who you hang around or what anyone says about them.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0318d5e2053e3
Dont pick on Paris or Tara they are fantasic role models for young children, i one day want to be like them and hopefully my 13 year old daughter will too, you forgot to mention the irrepressible Miss Ritchie, now theres a women with class.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0318d5e2053e3
Dick, i hope your Mother doesnt read this, she would be most disappointed.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Sort of like the disappointment your mother has every time she sees you and the way you intend to train your own daughter to be a whore as well, right? Or does it just pain her so much she utterly shuns you from her life, and prays with tears in her eyes for the well being of her grandchild in the dark of night? You’re a disgrace, and symbolic of everything that’s wrong with the world today.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I was trying desperately to find meaning in those last Fem-O’-Matic Troll posts.
Unfortunately, you can’t find much Great Wisdom and Truth in a pile of wormy elephant shit……..
January 17th, 2008 at 3:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 698ed25f385cd
Yes, there are women that want to follow a role-model like that. But there are also men that follow the same track. In fact, that’s why many women try to be like them (Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, etc, etc.), because they get the male attention.
I’m not really proud about that particular fact of my gender but it isn’t global. Most women achieve for something else in life, and I, particularly, don’t follow any role model as I want to be myself.
And don’t think so high of yourselves as men because along your lines you got quite a lot of proud-followers of someone that isn’t worthy.
Hipocresy isn’t a nice thing.
January 17th, 2008 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
A girl, we didn’t seem to care what you lying girly-girls said before you came here.
You’re stupid and do not know near what you think you know or even have a tenth of the life experience we have. By the way, what is hipocresy? A little word we’re supposed to figure out from the sleazy little western whore who decided to be equal to or even better than me?
January 17th, 2008 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
You see, what she is trying do is justify women and there useless fuckups by saying “oh men do it too”.
Bullshit. Men kill stuff, and beat the shit out of other stuff.
Men don’t walk on the pretense of “but everyone else is doing it”, because women already do that at the Church of Lameness and Inoriginal Lemming Thoughts. AKA- Fashion. AKA- Anything women do.
Being a Ewe makes you not at all less the sheep you are. And stupid is not a virtue for you to crow about.