I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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October 11th, 2007 at 5:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
See, you keep ordering us to believe that you know what manliness is, but then you have the tired demeanor and attitude of a street hooker. Your little double-standard is cute and all, calling us gay/immature/ugly whenever you are cornered by logic and acting shocked by mere undoctored facts.
You are responsible for your own actions. I assure you that as long as there is an anti-male bias anywhere we will exist and continue to grow. The fact is, you sluts can fuck up the minds of children with the ‘positive sexism’ trend in schools, and then blaming the fathers when the kids make skin-suits out of prostitutes, but you can never recondition a man who has seen the truth for what it really is.
Just to set you straight, it is not immature to state that I am right and you are wrong if you are a delusional little girl who does not hear that very often.
Now run along, short-cakes. It’s time for man-talk now.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:18 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Aww, thats cute. ok, now before you hurt yourself, you should run along now? ok? BYE!
October 11th, 2007 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
How would I hurt myself?
I think stupid would be an understatement for you victim feminists. Now run along, short-cakes, it’s time for man-talk now.
I assure you that you are not more of a man that I. Figuratively and, apparently, literally. Men don’t walk around in dresses whoring themselves out for other men and call it ‘empowerment.’ Men can’t wear uncomfortable and effeminate clothing without being laughed at. Men do not get a free pass in society for exploiting their sexuality - they get laughed and jeered at. Unless you are willing to respect yourself like a man, you do not belong here. I think you’ve proven that you are far from even actualizing your issues, so being equivalent to a man when judged equally could not be solved by changing your hairstyle.
Do run along, little entitlement whore. Daddy’s money or a government-sponsored quota will not make you welcome here.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Doubt…victim feminists? You are all just as bad as feminists whining about unfair the world is. I don’t like feminists and I don’t like manists or whatever you people call yourselves. In general, I can’t respect anyone that can’t just deal with thier problems and move on with life. Whining is for pussies. Life sucks, women suck, men suck…get over it. You got screwed over by a woman, it sucks, move on. Life is way too short to spend it hating an entire group of people based on your personal experiences. Everyone needs to vent…I get that. This has gone beyond venting for some of you.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Little slut thinks she knows everything, don’t you?
Aren’t you high and mighty, judging us with an anti-male slant as an ‘alpha feminist’ and acting shocked when we return the favor - except it stings a bit more because we actually state who you are.
You are a pussy. You are a ‘proud pussy.’ Get lost, it’s time for man-talk and we men have man-facts and man-ideas to share. This isn’t a little gossip circle where we all share stories about how we are on our periods and got ‘almost raped.’
And it’s a little too easy to say ‘get over it’ when the slant is in your favor, isn’t it? Now run along, short-cakes, we are just a little bit above you. Sorry, that’s life for you.
October 11th, 2007 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
More proof she is getting annoyed at her own ignorance… damn it must suck being controlled by your emotions.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Yeah, it’s a shame whores do this to themselves. But they can keep their own self-inflicted drama to themselves. We are individuals who take care of our problems.
Imagine that, not liking sex, and having to have some strange beta-male come over just to get your computer working again? It’s really a shame that they have to exploit their little bodies and then wonder why they feel dirty after refusing to hold up their end of the deal.
It’s really a shame that you little short-cakes can not attain your ‘entitled’ right to a multiple-orgasm, or even a singular-orgasm for that matter. It could be that your soul is fucked up beyond all repair.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
So when someone makes a valid point, all you can come back with is calling them names and saying I’m better than you? Sad. And you’re very wrong about me, I have multiple orgasms every single time I fuck and I absolutely love sex with my boyfriend.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
hahahaha… your so full of shit. That would make you a very rare kind of women if you have multiple orgasms every single time you fuck. Sorry, not going to believe that for a second.
As for name calling, look at all posts from females, there all full of sexist remarks regarding penis size and the amount of time spent getting laid.
It’s obvious you females are not getting enough sex, it is all you seem to have on your minds.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 642da97c46c07
All you have to do to have multiple orgasms is to actually be monogamous for more than three weeks. Once you’re with a man for a long time, you learn how to make each other cum, and you make sure that you go out of your way to make each other feel good, which is why he makes me cum multiples every single time. You don’t have to believe me, but if any of you spent a decent amount of time with one woman, the sex actually gets better because you get to find out what gets them off and vice versa. When you actually LOVE someone, you’ll do anything to get them off
October 11th, 2007 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
I think you forgot women can absolutely can suck in bed and a guy will still get off.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
If you hate the way some of the females on this site counter your argument, why do you take on their tactics? Doesn’t that make you just as bad? Is it accomplishing something?
Seriously, the people on this site, that whole heartedly believe that all women are inferior to men in every way shape or form, needs to grow up.
Oh and another thing, why is it that some guys on here seem to resort calling girls “whores”, “sluts” and so forth? How does that enhance your argument? How does it paint an intellectual picture of you? All your doing for you gender is making males look bad.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: f57e72e727dd1
I whole heartedly believe in it. I speak for 90% of men (9 out of 10 guys). Look at the numerous posts in support of this site, it says something. The last 10% are beta males who will bow the knee to women. Real men dont submit to feminism or women because we are better, wayyy better.
When logic and reason fails on you women, you are open to being insulted. Beware on pushing the hypocrisy button; you are coming onto this site UNINVITED. We dont want you here. Since you are in OUR living room, you OBEY the rooms. I obey the rules in Wolfe’s room(blog) to the best I can - no swearing because I respect the rules set in place. When in rome, do as the romans do.
I am sure if you have phrased your answer in a respectful and decent manner, you will be replied in the same manner. Once again, I dont speak for all the posters on this site but if they choose to insult you, I am sure (having being here long enough), there always a good reason for it.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Isn’t that the same argument that some women use that most of you oppose? “He must of done something, so he deserved it.”
October 12th, 2007 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Yes Mike, you’re right. No matter what, the man will get off. But don’t you think it makes a difference if the woman just lies there or gives a lazy blowjob instead of actually doing the things that she knows turns him on? There’s a difference between sex and good sex and once again, when you love someone, you’ll do anything to make it good sex. And he does the same for me.
October 12th, 2007 at 7:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d01049f32a62
But I can speak for the men on this site because in general, they are more rational, composed and fair eg. Dakota, Wolfe etc.
October 12th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ok then. Is it ok for rational, composed and fair women to use the same argument?
In all honesty I actually do believe you with this argument. If a rational, composed and fair person resorts to insults then it probably wasn’t uncalled for. I just want to know if you extend this thought to women.
October 12th, 2007 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Thanks Jenn. Now get the word out.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 844bc4f871fb2
I belive men are superior to women yet equal because unfortunatly women are living breathing reproduction machines.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:42 am - IP Man-Hash: d8dfaf3496c8b
No this law works for men only. It is extended only to women who have proven themselves worthy. Like what Mansman said, by default - women who come here fit into the box fit into the stereotypes that have been stated. This is the exact nature of this site and it is exactly how it operates.