I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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I lied? How so? I’ve the utmost confidence in all I’ve said to you that was not in jest. I can see how humour might be lost without a trace on one such as yourself, however.
Will you just look at the shrew taming. Must have caught a passing glimpse of the random dicks.
I never took the lords name in vain. You just LIED. I questioned. You bugger off this site and go do something productive that would help humanity instead of trying to bring females down. Then I might.
Alex youre right, there are more ’slow’ men than women and also more geniuses.
Cognitively superior? Not exactly. There’s only a very small difference on average, with more men on BOTH ends of the scale. Most genuises are men, but there are more men at the lower spectrum of intelligence as well. Psychologically superior? How so? For one, much of the psychology of men and women is brought about by cultural expectations and the fact that boys are often raised/treated differently than girls (you also have to keep in mind that stereotypes hardly hold true for everyone). And, even if you disagree with that, and believe men and women have innately different psychologies, who’s to say what’s better? There’s advantages to being more sensitive to emotions and there’s advantages to being more logical.
No, you’re ill. Mentally. What’s with taking God’s name in vain if you’re a self-proclaimed aChristian?
Stronger? Relative to body mass? Men are stronger than elephants, pound for pound. Ants and dung beetles are very much stronger than men, gram for gram.
Does that make them better, you ask? Why, in some ways, of course.
The issue at hand is men are, on average, physiologically, cognitively and psychologically superior to women, albeit perhaps not by ludicrous margins in all areas or as proficient in all activities conceivable.
Does this mean there exist women who are any one of smarter, wiser, faster, stronger, more intuitive, inquisitive, dextrous, perceptive or agile than me? No doubt about it. In fact, I might have spoken or insulted a few on this very blog.
Are they likely as capable and performant an all round biological package (as in all of smarter, wiser, faster, stronger, more intuitive, inquisitive, dextrous, perceptive or agile than I), though? I highly doubt there exist, or even could exist, anywhere near as many women as men who are.
Finally, who of heterosexual men could even be arsed to deal with the hassle women are prone to causing if it wasn’t for sweet coochie and (bleah) love?
There are activities women excel at, in a league of their own. Take female gymnastics which can be quite a treat to watch, if you can filter out their warped physiognomy, with shoulders wider than mine(kidding).
You, however, need to buy thee a mirror and bugger off the site.
say something to me, i dare ya
i have more money and more power than all you men put together
elephants are also stronger than MEN , does that make them better
you are holding women back, thats your mission, you want to hold women back and be the big shots. You’ve lied about everything, the bible, youve named women after men and want women to be second class citizens. Youve set the society up so it caters to men. Youve fooled people, youre a bunch of animals.
Only a whore would be concerned with penis size? Then im a big whore and im proud of it. You men are worthless practically if you have a small penis. I bet most of the men on this site have small penises, thats their problem maybe. I have every right to sleep around with as many men as I want, if the man can do it so can I, got it?
Hey nicky boy, this site is no joke. Its sick. Its disguised as a joke in order for you to let out your sick frustrations and lies about women. You know it isnt true but you continue your rant of hate in order to fool the society and people into thinking women are somehow worse than men. God , youre sick.
I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
I want to grow up to be successful.
Seconded.
yawn
This is fucking hilarious! Fellow men, GET A FUCKING GRIP! Also any women on this site must be sad, lonely, old, depressive, deprived, horrible bitches. Considering this site is a joke and everyone is getting so up tight about it is kinda sad don’t you think?
That is very clever.
-Dick
Men don’t need to stoop to women’s levels. Men pee standing up.
Payback has just begun.
Wow, sandra. That was really deep. Are you some type of philosipher or something?
some of the boys on this site sound too much like the feminists that they’re bitching about - cold and bitter. for goodness sake, be better than those haters! you know.. the whole “dont stoop down to their level”.. it’ll ruin ya’.
I don’t believe in God, so fuck off bitch.
How could this retard speak for God?
No she shouldn’t… . God is manly. She only wish she was manly.
All bark no bite.
You’re impotent rants and lies are fuel to the fire.
Keep stoking.
Your hate makes me powerful.
Earth will bare two masters no more than Heaven two suns. You will bow or you will die.
I bet they all subscribe to “Fat Homely Loser/Little Boy Oral Love Society” Weekly. :)
I don’t believe in God, so fuck off bitch.