Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 2
Tourette’s Syndrome is not limited to obscene outbursts and shouting. It also includes involuntary tics and gestures, which are sometimes inappropriate.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome is exactly the same; except instead of being classified as a disorder, FTS involuntary tics are classified as a huge pain in the ass.
A 5′4″ woman stabbing me in the face with the spokes of an umbrella, for example, is Female Tourette’s Syndrome. And that is a huge pain in my ass.
Fucking Eye Rolling
I own the patent on a hat that slaps the shit out of its wearer whenever she rolls her eyes. Unfortunately, this device will never be sold because the battery it would require to run for an 8 hour work day weighs seventy pounds.
Women may pretend to grow out of sarcasm and into the silent treatment when they’re 19, but their eyes never do. A woman’s eyes never lie, and they will tell you a lot about her. For example, if her eyes are looking at yours, she doesn’t respect you. Throw all your pink shirts away and leave a Playboy in the bathroom.
A Playboy in the bathroom is the secret to keeping women in line. It’s like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey.
Shaking Their Fucking Heads
This hat that I invented, which I named the Bitch Tamer, also included a harness that prevents it’s wearer from shaking her head from side to side constantly like the sprinklers at a memorial park. Unfortunately, no material has been made that can withstand the obsessive torque from a woman’s constant need to do this.
Women have no sense of speech. I’m surprised that they can order pizza. Someone once told me that women use 20,000 words a day, nonsensical as they may be, while men use a mere 7,000. However, if you took out the words “basically”, “fine”, and “no” — as in, “I basically told Justin at work that I was single, but it’s fine if you don’t think I meant no when I didn’t say it,” then that womanly total goes from 20,000 to 150.
It’s too bad shaking your head while a man is talking doesn’t burn more calories than it does. That way women would stop doing it.
Fucking With Their Cellphones
The Bitch Tamer also scrambles cell phone calls. It’s really quite a hat.
Even if their own lives depended on it, women couldn’t resist answering their cellphones. The reason why is simple.
A woman can only jump on top of a table and take her top off in a crowded restaurant once. It’s like the magic trick Daffy Duck pulled when he swallowed gun powder, nitroglycerin, and a stick of dynamite. He could only do it once. After that, Daffy was dead and everyone’s seen that woman’s tits. There’s no reason to keep talking to her.
A woman yaking on her cell phone is like when Daffy Duck would get his bill slapped so hard it spun around his head. It was always funny and there were a million reasons it could have happened.
Is her friend getting creepy phone calls? Is her mother pissed off about something I don’t give a fuck about? There are a million reasons why a woman could answer her cellphone, and that stupid Lady Bumps song cranked up to Level 5 will always get a few looks. A cell phone equals attention.
I don’t even remember how women survived before cellphones. The history books will probably show that the women of the 80’s had some of the most annoying laughs in history.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 1
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September 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Sometimes I tell women that I have a call coming in.
Then they go, “ok”.
Then I leave.
September 7th, 2007 at 11:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: e079861729b29
Sometimes I have to hide in my house when the cops knock on the door.
September 8th, 2007 at 5:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18
Protect yourself with knowledge.
http://www.dont-marry.com http://www.nomarriage.com
September 8th, 2007 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Mansman, you are the man.
Awesome info. Totally confirmed everything I fear. Anytime I mention this to friends, they automatically default to “Well, you just havn’t found the right girl yet.” Bullshit… and your links are why.
September 8th, 2007 at 9:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
In addition, everyone should check this site out:
http://www.americanwomensuck.com/
It is a site that lists responses to ALL the heaping-helpings of ad-homimem dungheaps slung at us from every women we try and discuss rational things with. And yes, it has responses to the catchy, “you just say that because you can’t get laid”.
September 9th, 2007 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: ea1a4608ed9f3
buttes
September 9th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1516cef234e01
I am a long time member of http://www.americanwomensuck.com
good site
September 10th, 2007 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Yeah, I think angryharry is pretty useful too.
September 10th, 2007 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: b9dacd1603113
Dude, that’s fucking horrible! She’s going to get fat as fuck without an exercise wheel. And she’s gonna need one of those upside-down hamster bottles of water, too.
That comment reads like the best book Aldous Huxley never wrote - “A Brave New MAN’s World”
September 11th, 2007 at 12:07 am - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
LOL!!! That one fucking broke me! Props to you :) Laughing my ass off!
Mansman, I once met a girl who was pretty good-looking and just out of graduate school. She was a lawyer. Back in my feminist-brainwashed days (but on my to being self de-programmed), I had thought… well, if she’s a lawyer, she must be making beaucoup bucks, right? And she’s cute - maybe I should try to date her. Well, it turns out, all you have to do to call yourself a lawyer is… pass the bar. You don’t actually have to be PRACTICING law! Then it turns out, she doesn’t want to be a lawyer. Oh, and yeah, I have - literally - $200k in debt for law school!
So I’m sitting there with my jaw on the ground, thinking, what the fuck am I supposed to be doing with this information? Actually, had I not been asking all those questions, she would not have divulged all that information. I made it clear I would pity-fuck her, and that was it. She wasn’t interested. “NEXT”.
Lesson, gentlemen, ALWAYS ask the tough questions. Never convince yourself you can fall in love. Love is horseshit. Women were meant to be our slaves.
Wolfe, there you go on the n*gger rant again, only this time I’ve got you cornered. Just as the men who are sooo afraid to be touched or hugged by another man are screaming closet homosexuals, starved for male affection, by constantly calling out racial slurs on this site, you are reeking of closet racism.
You are university professor, and therefore you are constantly exposed to a slew of propaganda on “diversity” and “equality”. Your mind is molded and suppressed, and any trace of individualism you may want to express regarding your views on the “gene pool” around you is squelched.
Yet, you continually see white students eager to learn, grow, and challenge themselves, while you also see the blacks in the halls who are there because of quotas, who you know in your heart really don’t belong there. They don’t want to learn. They are continually disruptive. They are rude and obnoxious, and they are spreading rap music and attitudes to the boys and corrupting the girls.
You see this. You take it in. You can’t help it. You tell yourself, “it’s not right to think bad about these black students”. “Their situation is not their fault”. “It is the fault of society”. “We as the guilty, must accept the blame”. Kind of like how we should accept the blame for the crucifixion of Jesus that happened before we were born.
And all that diversity training and mind control is feeding your doublethink.
But really, your thoughts are just suppressed, as were mine for a very long time, until I stopped lying to myself. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Wolfe. Sometime suppressed feeling are just suppressed feelings. Crimethink means that you catch yourself and stop a thought contrary to the liberal party before that thought can develop, and then doublethink kicks in and your mind tells yourself that the thought never could have begun to occur, and therefore didn’t. That is how you save yourself from the dirty thoughts about blacks and other parasitic gene pools that we have allowed to grow and feed off our society.
You must understand that, despite your university propaganda (which is used to receive federal funding), not all human lives are of equal worth (that is why we send soldiers to die - because they are worthless; people will not even give up their cars and stereos, but they’ll send their son who can’t hold a job or daughter who won’t get married to the army).
That is why you can not bring yourself to type the word nigger.
You, Wolfe, are the closet racist.
But you are still a man, and you have an opportunity every day to free your mind. You’ve freed your mind from feminism. It’s not an insurmountable step from there to embrace your other true feelings. “Let go, Luke. Use the force”.
Rock on, Wolfe. I love you, man.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 90f3733376435
You’re still an ass.
September 18th, 2007 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Guys, need some help.
So the cold-hearted cunt didn’t even tell me when she broke it off with me. She just hung up and never called me again.
Three weeks later, she messages me on myspace, to complain about a fucking blog entry I wrote about her. That was tonight.
Men. My name (in blue, Savant). Click on it, add me to your profile, than leave a comment under hers. It’s time to lynch them, one fucked-up cunt at a time.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Manup and stop playing her female games and kick the cunt outta yer life man!
She meant nothing to you.
Hit on her best friend.. even if she’s ugly.
September 18th, 2007 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What’s an emo?
- Eric Prydz Presents Pryda - Big Boss
September 18th, 2007 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Only partially kidding.
- eric prydz pres. pryda - nile (original mix)
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
FTS should be in the mother fucking DSM-IV
April 7th, 2008 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5257ebf6c86e9
sometimes i call my friends girls to diss them badly
April 16th, 2008 at 8:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
April 16th, 2008 at 8:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
April 16th, 2008 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
The next day a coyote came upon that same mountain lion licking a pile of dung. “What on earth are you doing?” the coyote asked in amazement. The mountain lion looked up dolefully. “I ate a manhole yesterday, and I’m still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”