Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 2
Tourette’s Syndrome is not limited to obscene outbursts and shouting. It also includes involuntary tics and gestures, which are sometimes inappropriate.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome is exactly the same; except instead of being classified as a disorder, FTS involuntary tics are classified as a huge pain in the ass.
A 5’4″ woman stabbing me in the face with the spokes of an umbrella, for example, is Female Tourette’s Syndrome. And that is a huge pain in my ass.
Fucking Eye Rolling
I own the patent on a hat that slaps the shit out of its wearer whenever she rolls her eyes. Unfortunately, this device will never be sold because the battery it would require to run for an 8 hour work day weighs seventy pounds.
Women may pretend to grow out of sarcasm and into the silent treatment when they’re 19, but their eyes never do. A woman’s eyes never lie, and they will tell you a lot about her. For example, if her eyes are looking at yours, she doesn’t respect you. Throw all your pink shirts away and leave a Playboy in the bathroom.
A Playboy in the bathroom is the secret to keeping women in line. It’s like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey.
Shaking Their Fucking Heads
This hat that I invented, which I named the Bitch Tamer, also included a harness that prevents it’s wearer from shaking her head from side to side constantly like the sprinklers at a memorial park. Unfortunately, no material has been made that can withstand the obsessive torque from a woman’s constant need to do this.
Women have no sense of speech. I’m surprised that they can order pizza. Someone once told me that women use 20,000 words a day, nonsensical as they may be, while men use a mere 7,000. However, if you took out the words “basically”, “fine”, and “no” — as in, “I basically told Justin at work that I was single, but it’s fine if you don’t think I meant no when I didn’t say it,” then that womanly total goes from 20,000 to 150.
It’s too bad shaking your head while a man is talking doesn’t burn more calories than it does. That way women would stop doing it.
Fucking With Their Cellphones
The Bitch Tamer also scrambles cell phone calls. It’s really quite a hat.
Even if their own lives depended on it, women couldn’t resist answering their cellphones. The reason why is simple.
A woman can only jump on top of a table and take her top off in a crowded restaurant once. It’s like the magic trick Daffy Duck pulled when he swallowed gun powder, nitroglycerin, and a stick of dynamite. He could only do it once. After that, Daffy was dead and everyone’s seen that woman’s tits. There’s no reason to keep talking to her.
A woman yaking on her cell phone is like when Daffy Duck would get his bill slapped so hard it spun around his head. It was always funny and there were a million reasons it could have happened.
Is her friend getting creepy phone calls? Is her mother pissed off about something I don’t give a fuck about? There are a million reasons why a woman could answer her cellphone, and that stupid Lady Bumps song cranked up to Level 5 will always get a few looks. A cell phone equals attention.
I don’t even remember how women survived before cellphones. The history books will probably show that the women of the 80′s had some of the most annoying laughs in history.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 1
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Lets look at the other side of the argument here.
If Women believe they are equal or “superior” to men, then please explain why children are not born with big-gigantic hips that spand past their shoulders then?
Why has Nature not cursed children with the hideious big pelvis structure that women waddle around with today!!
Admit it! women waddle around like awkard groids.
Women arn’t inferior because they have cunts NO they are infeior because they are racially weird looking (big-hips , the odd one out)
:) Lets keep this site hateful guys.
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Lets look at the other side of the argument here.
If Women believe they are equal or “superior” to men, then please explain why children are not born with big-gigantic hips that spand past their shoulders then?
Why has Nature not cursed children with the hideious big pelvis structure that women waddle around with today!!
Admit it! women waddle around like awkard groids.
Women arn’t inferior because they have cunts NO they are infeior because they are racially weird looking (big-hips , the odd one out)
:) Lets keep this site hateful guys.
you must remember that 15,000 of those 20.000 words are “Like” and “umm” also!
Timmy I guess My husband Dick doesn;t find you attractive.. Dick honey! I’ll find you someone special for you to suck and fuck while I’m not round..
test te
Why am I always banned from this site? I’m a MALE for fucks sake.
la la la
girls always fell they need to be sexist hu?well listen to this girl:(and men,but for the men who are anthiest,please just listen.) jesus christ,and god are both men.so every time you insult a man or be sexist toward men,you are doing the same thing to god and jesus
well dont blame men.girls are just as worse as women.men and boys arn’t
Women are bugs
Real men don’t argue with insects.
If a cunt trys to argue with a proud man, stomp her like the catapillar she is
True story. I was in a local Safeway grocery store and couldn’t help but overhear the loud conversation this young woman was having on her cell phone. It turns out she was faking the whole thing. True enough, women are insecure and cannot function without their network of friends…kind of like a lioness without her pride of sisters. Without them, a lioness is totally vulnerable.
Anyway, I asked this young gal why she fakes phone calls and conversations and she told me she does it all the time and so do her friends. Damn…I guess I will never understand the mind of a woman because they so completely lack logic and sound rationale.
Truth be known, around 550 A.D. the Catholic church had a vote on whether women were even human. The vote came down something like 133 to 131 in favor of women being human. But, when you think about it, it is pretty sad that the decision came down to one solitary swing vote and that guy was probably pussy whipped.
It is almost funny but 2,000 years ago ancient writers complained about women sitting around and making love to their faces in front of the mirror and playing with their jewelry. It doesn’t seem like women are any different today than they were back then. Except back then, women were not allowed to vote and they were not to be called as witnesses in court because they could never keep a story straight nor could they be relied upon to get the facts straight without resorting to hearsay, gossip and grand embellishments. 2,000 years later…not much has changed except women have been able to raise an army of lawyers.
To all regular posters – sorry for my absence, I’m back now.
@Arouet
You asked me to post my thoughts on the ‘women’s movement’; if it has achieved anything of benefit and if it was a legitimate movement.
The task has proved to be ASTOUNDINGLY frustrating; I just felt that I was unable to really capture and express the quintessential flaws in its ethos.
I was unsatisfied with my every attempt that I made in trying to define what my mind was so easily able to intuit – until now.
I have found an essay, a marvellous piece of pros, which eloquently expresses what I was unable to write.
Please read it and tell me what you think.
http://infomotions.com/etexts/gutenberg/dirs/etext04/wsuff10.htm
When buying Cellphone Batteries make sure that you are not getting those chinese fakes and knockoffs.,”
THE WORST is when some cunt affects a fake foreign accent. Kindal like Madonna faking an English accent.
One cunt I know slips in and out of her fakey accent when talking to me. It’s fucking entertainment!!!!! Listening to her lips spout fakery.
Well don’t fuckin blame us! Maybe you should just move or something. If it’s not working out, get a damn divorce and stop your bitching.
If a man could beat his own fancy
Then to only breed in captivity
Is pointless
I’ve been doing what I like when I like how I like it’s joyless
Only you know me
What a waste of all this peace ,
Baby steps and two more sleeps
Till I get to say sorry
I get hysterical, historical; of love is just chemical
Give us something to stop me
Only you know me
Since you went away, my heart breaks everyday
You don’t know cos you’re not there
You simply found the words to make a lot of feelings fade away -or(our model feelings)
Robbie Williams You Know Me lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/robbie-williams-you-know-me-lyrics.html
Only you know me
I’m doin’ fine
And the sun often shines
What are you thinking?
At the worst of my mind
With this thunderbird wine
Baby, I’m drinking-
Only you know me
Since you went away, my heart breaks everyday
You don’t know cos you’re not there
You simply found the words to make a lot of feelings fade away-or(our model feelings)
Only you know me
Only you know me
Since you went away, my heart breaks everyday
You don’t know cos you’re not there
You simply found the words to make a lot of feelings fade away-or(our model feelings)
Only you know me
Only you know me
Only you
Only you
Only you know me
Good song!
Raj I am trying to imagine you with a personality.. Lol I can’t find anything..
You require an imagination first…cunt.
wow raj you just changed our values forever.. hem hem, no, not really..
Ahahahahaha, I was right about ”Isexyboi’” being a ugly cunt or ‘yourmom’. Keep sucking my dick bitch! Men are better than women.
Man, these feminist cunts are so predictable.
Comment by Isexyboi
2010-O4-19 13:36:46-IP MAN-
HASH: 2f0b8f4d7947d
Comment by yourmom
2010-04-19 13:54:58-IP MAN-
HASH: 2f0b8f4d7947d
@yourmom: So, that means you’re the “boytoy” who is so madly in love with me and secretly fantasises about me fucking her. AHAhahahahaha, cunt you are soooooo lame, I had you figured from the start. Im not going to fuck you, std infected shitbag, I do charity but not that kind. Ill let you get back to fantasising about me and continue the love letters and this time you dont have to pretend to be a gay man…cunt whimmin.
Too many freaks…not enough circuses.
Marrie cunt, you’d be perfect in a circus, along with zenna cunt…the elephant shit eating cunts, ‘yourmom’ cunt can join too.
HaHa! good one…
Guys always feel they have to insult don’t they? They can’t say one thing without a hateful word. You “MEN” are nothing close to men, and if you think you are, think again. You’re disrespectful, have no idea how to thank someone, and always have to do things violently, not one thing can go down without a hit or a name. And we’re bad. Sure, we can totally help that, our vaginas are nasty we bleed everymonth we need tampons so we don’t get blood all over your shity bodies. We practically do everything and all you can do is sit here and complain about women and not even want them to know about it? You’re more pathetic then I thought. You all are obvious homos and if you’d rather find a girl more like a guy then start going for the transvestites because you find no pleasure in anything we have. So stop complaining and go find yourself a boy toy, like umm….Raj7 did..
yeah you know where you belong
RAJ7′S DICK IN MY BUTTHOLE.;D
‘yourmom’: keep dreaming.