Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 2
Tourette’s Syndrome is not limited to obscene outbursts and shouting. It also includes involuntary tics and gestures, which are sometimes inappropriate.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome is exactly the same; except instead of being classified as a disorder, FTS involuntary tics are classified as a huge pain in the ass.
A 5′4″ woman stabbing me in the face with the spokes of an umbrella, for example, is Female Tourette’s Syndrome. And that is a huge pain in my ass.
Fucking Eye Rolling
I own the patent on a hat that slaps the shit out of its wearer whenever she rolls her eyes. Unfortunately, this device will never be sold because the battery it would require to run for an 8 hour work day weighs seventy pounds.
Women may pretend to grow out of sarcasm and into the silent treatment when they’re 19, but their eyes never do. A woman’s eyes never lie, and they will tell you a lot about her. For example, if her eyes are looking at yours, she doesn’t respect you. Throw all your pink shirts away and leave a Playboy in the bathroom.
A Playboy in the bathroom is the secret to keeping women in line. It’s like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey.
Shaking Their Fucking Heads
This hat that I invented, which I named the Bitch Tamer, also included a harness that prevents it’s wearer from shaking her head from side to side constantly like the sprinklers at a memorial park. Unfortunately, no material has been made that can withstand the obsessive torque from a woman’s constant need to do this.
Women have no sense of speech. I’m surprised that they can order pizza. Someone once told me that women use 20,000 words a day, nonsensical as they may be, while men use a mere 7,000. However, if you took out the words “basically”, “fine”, and “no” — as in, “I basically told Justin at work that I was single, but it’s fine if you don’t think I meant no when I didn’t say it,” then that womanly total goes from 20,000 to 150.
It’s too bad shaking your head while a man is talking doesn’t burn more calories than it does. That way women would stop doing it.
Fucking With Their Cellphones
The Bitch Tamer also scrambles cell phone calls. It’s really quite a hat.
Even if their own lives depended on it, women couldn’t resist answering their cellphones. The reason why is simple.
A woman can only jump on top of a table and take her top off in a crowded restaurant once. It’s like the magic trick Daffy Duck pulled when he swallowed gun powder, nitroglycerin, and a stick of dynamite. He could only do it once. After that, Daffy was dead and everyone’s seen that woman’s tits. There’s no reason to keep talking to her.
A woman yaking on her cell phone is like when Daffy Duck would get his bill slapped so hard it spun around his head. It was always funny and there were a million reasons it could have happened.
Is her friend getting creepy phone calls? Is her mother pissed off about something I don’t give a fuck about? There are a million reasons why a woman could answer her cellphone, and that stupid Lady Bumps song cranked up to Level 5 will always get a few looks. A cell phone equals attention.
I don’t even remember how women survived before cellphones. The history books will probably show that the women of the 80’s had some of the most annoying laughs in history.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 1
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im a woman, but i totally agree with some of this stuff. however, just like a lot of guys arent total jerks, a lot of girls arent complete bitches, no matter how much you all want to believe it. and i dont even own a cell phone, and i dont intend to!
Come to my site.
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Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially the filthbags that comment at my site.
Sorry wimmins, but…this is all fucking true.
The eye roll.
The shaking of the head.
Don’t give me that shit, bitch.
This is true…:/
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don
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I just read your 2 articles on female Tourettes Syndrom. I am a woman and have had it since I was a child without being diagnosed until recently at 49 years old. I am usually pretty laid back but I don’t believe your articles to be very funny as T.S. is a very painful, emotionally and physically which you would not be able to comprehend. Also, only 5% of T.S. people have copralalia
Arabs deserve a lot of respect because of the simple fact that they’ve been keeping their hoes in line for centuries. They force them to wear all types of clothing and shit. I would almost rather have that than some dumb blond chick teasing me with her fucking boobs hanging out of her shirt. Notice I said almost.
I have realized that God made vagina for two reasons. 1.) It keeps a man happy. 2.) If women didn’t have Vagina, we probably would’ve killed them all a long fucking time ago.
The vagina has one main purpose, to allow a baby to be born.
And the woman only has one main purpose.
To be a life support system for a vagina.
… but seriously now. Let’s pretend for a moment that’s not true. Let’s pretend a woman knew what she was talking about when she pretended “the vagina has one main purpose, to allow a baby to be born.”
Then why do women constantly try and knowingly use their vagina’s for a multitude of OTHER purposes – MORE OFTEN than just allowing a baby to be born???
Take your brainwashing somewhere else, whore.
We’re not buying.
What kind of ‘other pruposes’ are you talking about?
Take a look around, whore.
• “I won’t have sex with a man until he tells me he loves me and jumps through all kinds of ridiculous hoops first”.
• “I won’t have sex unless he takes me out and shows me a really good time and treats me like a queen”.
• “Fix the bathroom tiles or there will be no nookie for you tonight”
• “I won’t have sex with him until he buys me a whopping diamond, buys me a house and a car and pays my mortgage..and signs a life contract until death to my unfulfilling selfish ass”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternity_fraud
… and the endless list goes on.
Whore.
but babies are just…why the hell would you want one!?
u honestly think thats torettes? well if u havent notice guys roll their eyes/ heads and fk wit their cell too
Kate for fuck’s sake. Your grammar is horrible. Please kill yourself. Do you honestly think anyone is going to take you seriously? This is an internet chat forum and the only way you can learn anything about the other person is what they type and how they type it. Right now i put your I.Q. somewhere between a bag of smashed assholes and a rock. How you manage to breathe or even use a computer is beyond me.
Ah HA HA HA HA! Owned!
Man? Why are you being so complimentary to this vegetable in a dress?
oh my god. guys suck at spelling and grammar too! bloody hell.
I’ve just heard that the Japanese have invented a new type of digital camera and the shutter speed is so quick it can take a photograph of a woman with her mouth ‘SHUT’.
Bloody hell. That’s fantastic.
Yeah, we also squirt milk from our hooters, wear tampons with wings, and douche about as often as we roll our eyes.
And you can shop for 8 hours. WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING.
I don’t understand you fucking weird creatures. Never going to even attempt.
What feminism came down to is that women repeat over and over same routines. Like here they advertis; Im happy I have a BF I have friends, I have nice body. They do te same with cellphones – Thy think this works. Suddenly a cool handsome strnger will come and say; wow, you are so happy, you have friends, you are so social ,Then I want you. This way they re proving to everybody arouned thet they are it.
I’m so sick and tired of women using cellphones in public. They are loud, obnoxious, and talk of crap nobody cares about. Oh, so you saw this cute shirt at the local Gap? Screw you, nobody cares bitch.
Ever heard a man being loud and obnoxious on a cellphone in public? That’s right, you haven’t, because men respect other people. Unlike women. A man knows that other men want to mind their own business, so he always keep a cellphone call private. He might even walk to a quiet area and make his call there.
And when men do make a phone call, it’s never about nonsense, and the calls usually last no longer than 35 seconds. Efficiency. Another thing women have never heard of.
Yep, efficiency. Women always brag about “multi-tasking”. What a bunch of shit that is. I call it “can’t prioritize for shit”. Women “multi-task” because they’d rather do a bunch of things half-assed than do them right.
god yea my moms a stupid bitch shes always fucking telling me how i gotta take out the fucking trash or clean the fucking house a certian way carrying a certain amount of items and if im not holding a fucking nuff it dont matter if im 2 goddamn feet from were its supposed to go i have to go back and get mor so it will take less time GODDAMNIT DUDE! FUCK SHIT I HATE WOMEN FUCK!?!?!?-tip – go for the boyish type girls theyre not quite so fucking annoying unlike miss fucking barbie
The next day a coyote came upon that same mountain lion licking a pile of dung. “What on earth are you doing?” the coyote asked in amazement. The mountain lion looked up dolefully. “I ate a manhole yesterday, and I’m still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
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All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
It is unfortunate that you decided to post this comment. This web host is a corporation, in other words they provide a service that others can use for their own purposes. Having them shut down the sight would be light telling Budweiser to shut down because of drunk driving. I do understand that you are a women and therefore have less business sense than a prom-night dumpster baby, but you would save yourself a lot of time by stapling that sphincter in your head closed.
Dumb bitch.
Site, like, sorry, and shut the hell up
the dumb bitch comment was not needed. you can get a point across without having to insult people!
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All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
Wow, go start your fucking Myspace chain letters SOMEWHERE ELSE. Girls aren’t even suppose to be on this site, and now they’re populating it like it’s a damn community site for twelve year old, spoiled brats. Good God.
Yes. Terrifying for you isn’t it. Imagine what would happen when ALL men out there know the truth about you. We know you bitches can’t believe it, but your fucking days are numbered.
You don’t need to make it your business to to let everyone know about this website. Wordpress (created by MEN) is already doing that FOR you.
And you can stop pretending that TYPED WORDS ON A WEBPAGE is the same as “VIOLENCE towards women”. Take it as a compliment that everyone here is only WRITING about it, and none of us are actually bashing anyone’s head in.
You’re welcome. Now kindly fuck off.
What about the anomalies? What about the select women who do not fit into a single category on this entire site? It seems our days have been numbered for a while, while more and more women convert to shallowness and money lust. But are we going to be given a fair chance when other women have their days numbered as well?
And I’d like to add, I have commented a few times on the site. I just now however realized that women are not supposed to write on the site. I guess I just looked past it. For this I apologize if I have annoyed anyone.
@Chris, I agree with you that words can not harm these women. We all are entitled to opinions as long as we do not end up committing crimes or other wrongs. So the women who come on this site to complain endlessly, don’t. There is no need, it will make no difference, and you are being worse than every other man who writes a sexist comment on this page. Because it is not a page for you to write on.
well without women the human population would die out. and you call us stupid. honestly.
Equality, but we give birth.
sometimes i call my friends girls to diss them badly
FTS should be in the mother fucking DSM-IV
That’s a joke, and you’re a fucking joke for proposing it.
They have enough trouble classifying things in the DSM-IV, never mind adding in severely opinion-based bullshit.
Only partially kidding.
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Manup and stop playing her female games and kick the cunt outta yer life man!
She meant nothing to you.
Hit on her best friend.. even if she’s ugly.
Guys, need some help.
So the cold-hearted cunt didn’t even tell me when she broke it off with me. She just hung up and never called me again.
Three weeks later, she messages me on myspace, to complain about a fucking blog entry I wrote about her. That was tonight.
Men. My name (in blue, Savant). Click on it, add me to your profile, than leave a comment under hers. It’s time to lynch them, one fucked-up cunt at a time.
You’re still an ass.
LOL!!! That one fucking broke me! Props to you :) Laughing my ass off!
Mansman, I once met a girl who was pretty good-looking and just out of graduate school. She was a lawyer. Back in my feminist-brainwashed days (but on my to being self de-programmed), I had thought… well, if she’s a lawyer, she must be making beaucoup bucks, right? And she’s cute – maybe I should try to date her. Well, it turns out, all you have to do to call yourself a lawyer is… pass the bar. You don’t actually have to be PRACTICING law! Then it turns out, she doesn’t want to be a lawyer. Oh, and yeah, I have – literally – $200k in debt for law school!
So I’m sitting there with my jaw on the ground, thinking, what the fuck am I supposed to be doing with this information? Actually, had I not been asking all those questions, she would not have divulged all that information. I made it clear I would pity-fuck her, and that was it. She wasn’t interested. “NEXT”.
Lesson, gentlemen, ALWAYS ask the tough questions. Never convince yourself you can fall in love. Love is horseshit. Women were meant to be our slaves.
Wolfe, there you go on the n*gger rant again, only this time I’ve got you cornered. Just as the men who are sooo afraid to be touched or hugged by another man are screaming closet homosexuals, starved for male affection, by constantly calling out racial slurs on this site, you are reeking of closet racism.
You are university professor, and therefore you are constantly exposed to a slew of propaganda on “diversity” and “equality”. Your mind is molded and suppressed, and any trace of individualism you may want to express regarding your views on the “gene pool” around you is squelched.
Yet, you continually see white students eager to learn, grow, and challenge themselves, while you also see the blacks in the halls who are there because of quotas, who you know in your heart really don’t belong there. They don’t want to learn. They are continually disruptive. They are rude and obnoxious, and they are spreading rap music and attitudes to the boys and corrupting the girls.
You see this. You take it in. You can’t help it. You tell yourself, “it’s not right to think bad about these black students”. “Their situation is not their fault”. “It is the fault of society”. “We as the guilty, must accept the blame”. Kind of like how we should accept the blame for the crucifixion of Jesus that happened before we were born.
And all that diversity training and mind control is feeding your doublethink.
But really, your thoughts are just suppressed, as were mine for a very long time, until I stopped lying to myself. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Wolfe. Sometime suppressed feeling are just suppressed feelings. Crimethink means that you catch yourself and stop a thought contrary to the liberal party before that thought can develop, and then doublethink kicks in and your mind tells yourself that the thought never could have begun to occur, and therefore didn’t. That is how you save yourself from the dirty thoughts about blacks and other parasitic gene pools that we have allowed to grow and feed off our society.
You must understand that, despite your university propaganda (which is used to receive federal funding), not all human lives are of equal worth (that is why we send soldiers to die – because they are worthless; people will not even give up their cars and stereos, but they’ll send their son who can’t hold a job or daughter who won’t get married to the army).
That is why you can not bring yourself to type the word nigger.
You, Wolfe, are the closet racist.
But you are still a man, and you have an opportunity every day to free your mind. You’ve freed your mind from feminism. It’s not an insurmountable step from there to embrace your other true feelings. “Let go, Luke. Use the force”.
Rock on, Wolfe. I love you, man.
Dude, that’s fucking horrible! She’s going to get fat as fuck without an exercise wheel. And she’s gonna need one of those upside-down hamster bottles of water, too.
That comment reads like the best book Aldous Huxley never wrote – “A Brave New MAN’s World”
Yeah, I think angryharry is pretty useful too.
I am a long time member of http://www.americanwomensuck.com
good site
buttes
In addition, everyone should check this site out:
http://www.americanwomensuck.com/
It is a site that lists responses to ALL the heaping-helpings of ad-homimem dungheaps slung at us from every women we try and discuss rational things with. And yes, it has responses to the catchy, “you just say that because you can’t get laid”.
Mansman, you are the man.
Awesome info. Totally confirmed everything I fear. Anytime I mention this to friends, they automatically default to “Well, you just havn’t found the right girl yet.” Bullshit… and your links are why.
Protect yourself with knowledge.
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Sometimes I have to hide in my house when the cops knock on the door.
Sometimes I tell women that I have a call coming in.
Then they go, “ok”.
Then I leave.
Sometimes women pretend to answer cell phones when there is no one on the other end just to escape from a situation or conversation.
So the guy who started this site calls himself ‘Dick’ and I have to tiptoe around your puerile innuendo. Fucking grow up you revolting cock suckers. I think you need a kick in the fucking head you black rentboy nigger.
AS always I leave you with this thought….
Suck a turd out of my asshole.
I once saw a woman talk on her cell phone, eat food AND put on makeup… while driving a stick shift.
I didn’t know what to do, sideswipe her or applaud….
@diamatik, given Malestrom’s repeated references to “n*gger … rent boys” I’d say you’d be letting him off easy.
-wolfe
Would it be inappropriate for me to do a Beavis & Butthead-like chuckle at that?
You know what also gets me about this hysteria about ‘Breast Cancer’?
These sluts have been complaining since the early 90s about cosmetic testing on animals and have had it all but banned. Now these chemicals they paste all over their semen receptacle faces are giving them cancer and they want us to wear a ribbon and donate.
You know that Robin Roberts bitch on Good Morning America who got the breast cancer? You’re not gonna tell me that she didn’t get that cancer from using 1000 times the recommended dose of teeth whitening bleach? The bitch’s teeth are like a fucking flashlight! And of course she didn’t want that shit tested on the poor cute animals first. Well I say suck on death you fucking whore!
Can’t WAIT til you die. I even read on Google News today that breast cancer is more deadly for black american women, smokin aces you fucking CUNT. Line up the casket you fucking heterogeneous cock sucker. Bitch is a former woman sports reporter too if that makes any fucking sense. I hate women journalists period. Especially like to see the sports type go down kicking and screaming too. Fucking bitch.
And Diane Sawyer, the 61 year old crone, former Nixon stooge, who refuses to go to air in HD unless there is a soft focus lens on her face so you can’t see her pock marked semen receptacle crone dome? She can suck my corroded tongue.
And that mangina cunt, Chris Cuomo, the privileged son of New York political royalty, he can fucking eat my shit too. Fucking sucking up to Sawyer day after fucking day. I hope they all join Steve Fossett for joy flight into my ass.
And that FAGGOT Sam Champion? Are you kidding me, the guy actually lives with a nigger toyboy who is a former rent boy. Those four thousand dollar bespoke suits don’t hide the fact that you are standing there in soft focus HD at seven in the morning and it is only a few short hours since you were in the warm ass rimming embrace of your nigger boytoy, you make me sick, and frankly, I don’t want the weather read to me by a revolting upper east side scat packing TURD.
Wrong! Women need to stop using the following words… see Oxford English Dictionary page 1 – 876.
Women need to shut the fuck up. What’s this shit about about a men are better than women book on amazon? are simon and schuster or however the fuck you spell that i dont give a fuck , are they gonna let dick publish some real ‘misogyny’ in the non online world? Or will it be a watered down puff of corporate shill shut designed to line Dick’s pockets with minimum offense to people, no I love dick dont get me wrong, I just hope he doesn’t let us down and compromise on his goals. When it comes to the book. If this publisher waters his manuscript the fuck down, he should fucking go some place else, I don’t want to see some fuckin compromised shite from him. Sorry if I dont sound like I know what I am talking about, I just followed the link to amazon, and it says pre order and the publisher is identified, but it says jack shit all else from what I can see I might be wrong, there is not even a blurb or anything there….either way my point is that I hope the book is offensive.
And as for cunts driving with mobile phones, there was a cunt in my district who was texting while driving and KILLED, I repeat KILLED a MALE cyclist, and went to jail for only 3 years.
If I were emperor, she would have been summarily liquidated, along with her family members with Zyklon B, and some lucky MEN in hospitals awaiting corneal transplants would be having some good news.
The only consolation? Male skulls are bigger and thicker! IE: Women are more likely to die of RF Radiation cancer from cell phones. Men use phones to WORK, and to BRIEFLY call male friends and tell them they are on their way over with beers for a sit down session.
Women should never even be brought into the linguistic world of civilization, there is no need for women to know how to speak any language, apart from phrases needed to procure tampons. Or maybe just a red box on the shelf, and one brand choice, supplied by the state. Color coded money could be handed over at the grocer, and videos (silent videos) of tutorials on how to cook should be viewed by girls at a young age. And porn.
No our taxes should provide tampon rations, and fresh fruit and vegetables and meat. And a chain.
Going home the old ball and chain are we? Fuck You.
Women need to stop using the following words:
-OH MY GOD!
-SERIOUSLY!
-LIKE!
-HONESTLY!
-NO WAY!
Women love talking on their cell phone in the car more than anything. Fuck the safety of others and nevermind that other people’s lives are at risk. The stats show that women, especially younger women, talk more on the cell phone when driving than men do. Hey pussy, watch the fucking road and shut the fuck up.