Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 2
Tourette’s Syndrome is not limited to obscene outbursts and shouting. It also includes involuntary tics and gestures, which are sometimes inappropriate.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome is exactly the same; except instead of being classified as a disorder, FTS involuntary tics are classified as a huge pain in the ass.
A 5′4″ woman stabbing me in the face with the spokes of an umbrella, for example, is Female Tourette’s Syndrome. And that is a huge pain in my ass.
Fucking Eye Rolling
I own the patent on a hat that slaps the shit out of its wearer whenever she rolls her eyes. Unfortunately, this device will never be sold because the battery it would require to run for an 8 hour work day weighs seventy pounds.
Women may pretend to grow out of sarcasm and into the silent treatment when they’re 19, but their eyes never do. A woman’s eyes never lie, and they will tell you a lot about her. For example, if her eyes are looking at yours, she doesn’t respect you. Throw all your pink shirts away and leave a Playboy in the bathroom.
A Playboy in the bathroom is the secret to keeping women in line. It’s like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey.
Shaking Their Fucking Heads
This hat that I invented, which I named the Bitch Tamer, also included a harness that prevents it’s wearer from shaking her head from side to side constantly like the sprinklers at a memorial park. Unfortunately, no material has been made that can withstand the obsessive torque from a woman’s constant need to do this.
Women have no sense of speech. I’m surprised that they can order pizza. Someone once told me that women use 20,000 words a day, nonsensical as they may be, while men use a mere 7,000. However, if you took out the words “basically”, “fine”, and “no” — as in, “I basically told Justin at work that I was single, but it’s fine if you don’t think I meant no when I didn’t say it,” then that womanly total goes from 20,000 to 150.
It’s too bad shaking your head while a man is talking doesn’t burn more calories than it does. That way women would stop doing it.
Fucking With Their Cellphones
The Bitch Tamer also scrambles cell phone calls. It’s really quite a hat.
Even if their own lives depended on it, women couldn’t resist answering their cellphones. The reason why is simple.
A woman can only jump on top of a table and take her top off in a crowded restaurant once. It’s like the magic trick Daffy Duck pulled when he swallowed gun powder, nitroglycerin, and a stick of dynamite. He could only do it once. After that, Daffy was dead and everyone’s seen that woman’s tits. There’s no reason to keep talking to her.
A woman yaking on her cell phone is like when Daffy Duck would get his bill slapped so hard it spun around his head. It was always funny and there were a million reasons it could have happened.
Is her friend getting creepy phone calls? Is her mother pissed off about something I don’t give a fuck about? There are a million reasons why a woman could answer her cellphone, and that stupid Lady Bumps song cranked up to Level 5 will always get a few looks. A cell phone equals attention.
I don’t even remember how women survived before cellphones. The history books will probably show that the women of the 80’s had some of the most annoying laughs in history.
Female Tourette’s Syndrome: Part 1
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Sometimes I have to hide in my house when the cops knock on the door.
Sometimes I tell women that I have a call coming in.
Then they go, “ok”.
Then I leave.
Sometimes women pretend to answer cell phones when there is no one on the other end just to escape from a situation or conversation.
So the guy who started this site calls himself ‘Dick’ and I have to tiptoe around your puerile innuendo. Fucking grow up you revolting cock suckers. I think you need a kick in the fucking head you black rentboy nigger.
AS always I leave you with this thought….
Suck a turd out of my asshole.
I once saw a woman talk on her cell phone, eat food AND put on makeup… while driving a stick shift.
I didn’t know what to do, sideswipe her or applaud….
@diamatik, given Malestrom’s repeated references to “n*gger … rent boys” I’d say you’d be letting him off easy.
-wolfe
Would it be inappropriate for me to do a Beavis & Butthead-like chuckle at that?
You know what also gets me about this hysteria about ‘Breast Cancer’?
These sluts have been complaining since the early 90s about cosmetic testing on animals and have had it all but banned. Now these chemicals they paste all over their semen receptacle faces are giving them cancer and they want us to wear a ribbon and donate.
You know that Robin Roberts bitch on Good Morning America who got the breast cancer? You’re not gonna tell me that she didn’t get that cancer from using 1000 times the recommended dose of teeth whitening bleach? The bitch’s teeth are like a fucking flashlight! And of course she didn’t want that shit tested on the poor cute animals first. Well I say suck on death you fucking whore!
Can’t WAIT til you die. I even read on Google News today that breast cancer is more deadly for black american women, smokin aces you fucking CUNT. Line up the casket you fucking heterogeneous cock sucker. Bitch is a former woman sports reporter too if that makes any fucking sense. I hate women journalists period. Especially like to see the sports type go down kicking and screaming too. Fucking bitch.
And Diane Sawyer, the 61 year old crone, former Nixon stooge, who refuses to go to air in HD unless there is a soft focus lens on her face so you can’t see her pock marked semen receptacle crone dome? She can suck my corroded tongue.
And that mangina cunt, Chris Cuomo, the privileged son of New York political royalty, he can fucking eat my shit too. Fucking sucking up to Sawyer day after fucking day. I hope they all join Steve Fossett for joy flight into my ass.
And that FAGGOT Sam Champion? Are you kidding me, the guy actually lives with a nigger toyboy who is a former rent boy. Those four thousand dollar bespoke suits don’t hide the fact that you are standing there in soft focus HD at seven in the morning and it is only a few short hours since you were in the warm ass rimming embrace of your nigger boytoy, you make me sick, and frankly, I don’t want the weather read to me by a revolting upper east side scat packing TURD.
Wrong! Women need to stop using the following words… see Oxford English Dictionary page 1 - 876.
Women need to shut the fuck up. What’s this shit about about a men are better than women book on amazon? are simon and schuster or however the fuck you spell that i dont give a fuck , are they gonna let dick publish some real ‘misogyny’ in the non online world? Or will it be a watered down puff of corporate shill shut designed to line Dick’s pockets with minimum offense to people, no I love dick dont get me wrong, I just hope he doesn’t let us down and compromise on his goals. When it comes to the book. If this publisher waters his manuscript the fuck down, he should fucking go some place else, I don’t want to see some fuckin compromised shite from him. Sorry if I dont sound like I know what I am talking about, I just followed the link to amazon, and it says pre order and the publisher is identified, but it says jack shit all else from what I can see I might be wrong, there is not even a blurb or anything there….either way my point is that I hope the book is offensive.
And as for cunts driving with mobile phones, there was a cunt in my district who was texting while driving and KILLED, I repeat KILLED a MALE cyclist, and went to jail for only 3 years.
If I were emperor, she would have been summarily liquidated, along with her family members with Zyklon B, and some lucky MEN in hospitals awaiting corneal transplants would be having some good news.
The only consolation? Male skulls are bigger and thicker! IE: Women are more likely to die of RF Radiation cancer from cell phones. Men use phones to WORK, and to BRIEFLY call male friends and tell them they are on their way over with beers for a sit down session.
Women should never even be brought into the linguistic world of civilization, there is no need for women to know how to speak any language, apart from phrases needed to procure tampons. Or maybe just a red box on the shelf, and one brand choice, supplied by the state. Color coded money could be handed over at the grocer, and videos (silent videos) of tutorials on how to cook should be viewed by girls at a young age. And porn.
No our taxes should provide tampon rations, and fresh fruit and vegetables and meat. And a chain.
Going home the old ball and chain are we? Fuck You.
Women need to stop using the following words:
-OH MY GOD!
-SERIOUSLY!
-LIKE!
-HONESTLY!
-NO WAY!
Women love talking on their cell phone in the car more than anything. Fuck the safety of others and nevermind that other people’s lives are at risk. The stats show that women, especially younger women, talk more on the cell phone when driving than men do. Hey pussy, watch the fucking road and shut the fuck up.