Female Tourettes Syndrome
I’ve mentioned Female Tourettes Syndrome in the past, and because it is one of the biggest reasons why men are better than women, I thought I would commemorate this Labor Day by expanding on the topic.
Labor Day is a very manly holiday, after all. Labor Day is why Father’s Day is bullshit. You don’t celebrate two Halloweens or two New Year’s. When compared to a day honoring labor, Father’s Day is redundant.
If there was a day dedicated to buying three times as much crap at a 50% off sale, or spilling fancy candle wax all over the carpet, then we wouldn’t need Mother’s Day.
Female Tourettes Syndrome is a woman’s inability to keep her mouth shut. It manifests largely in three ways.
Endless Fucking Questions
If there’s a stupid question about any topic, then a woman will imagine it and ask it with the confidence of Sherlock Holmes.
“I’m going to the store,” you might say. “Why?” asks a woman, stupidly. This is due to her Female Tourettes Syndrome.
FTS prevents a woman from being quiet and thinking about something before she starts flapping her scone-hole about it. Men are great philosophers, diplomats, and authors, because we can sit back and think about what’s going on before speaking. We can answer all the stupid questions on our own. Women make lousy all of the above’s for the same reason they make lousy lovers while you’re staying at your parents’ house during Christmas: they can’t keep their fucking mouths shut.
I’m going to the store to buy something. Why the fuck else has anyone ever gone to the store? To look around?
Endless Fucking Speaking
Women are like those tightly-coiled spring door stops with the little rubber bit on the end. You give them one little prod and they erupt with obnoxious sounds like a broken fan belt. Those things are fun as hell until you’re 12. Female Tourettes Syndrome.
The secret to getting laid is to rev up the talking part of a woman’s brain like it’s a bicycle flipped upside down. The speech and sex sectors of a she-brain are right next to each other. It doesn’t take anything more than timing to get them spinning like tops. Female Tourettes Syndrome.
Men speak in well-timed spikes of brilliance. That’s the heartbeat of commerce. Women speak like lawn darts: huge arcs that no one gives a fuck about unless it’s coming down on your head. Female Tourettes Syndrome.
Endless Fucking Complaining
No matter how good a woman has it, you’d never be able to tell by the way she talks. Women hate happiness. That’s why they don’t like taking their tops off at football games and why they like puppies so much. Puppies piss all over everything. That does not equal happiness.
Even if a woman married a millionaire and had ten kids by five different guys, she’s as far from happiness as an innocent man on death row. Despite that she’s living every woman’s dream.
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Bill Jones, I’m not against mens rights or and i agree there are a lot of issues involving mens rights.
But this site is satirical, and supposed to be taken as a joke. The opinions that agree with the articles to the extreme they are written, are usually not very educated.
Given your claimed education you will most likely see what i am referring too. However your own post seems far more emotive than inductive of an education.
I’m open to a conversation with critical and open minded thinking, but blatant statements like yours seem far more “trollish” than logical.
http://www.the-spearhead.com/
That is a good site for mens rights.
“Only thing I regret about it is not closing my fist and hitting her like she was a fucking man.”
I like!
Things that i did that made the world a better place:
1. Served in the United States Amed Forces and put my life on the line to protect your ass you stupid fucking bitches. (THE MAN WARRIOR!) (“THE WOMAN WARRIOR!” What a joke! )
2. Undergrad and Graduate studies at FSU and University of Michigan. Graduated Magna Cum Laude from both and published in IEEE regarding quantitative communication algorithms (More awards than i care to type out here.)
3. Participated in the research which supported the development of the the first quantum computer.
4. Support for this website and it’s opposition to Feminist Misandry and financially supported by the federal government. (How the fuck did we let that happen guys?)
5. I bitch slapped my ex-girlfriend when she ran her mouth about my dead best friend in the attempt to enrage me. And it did!!! (Only thing I regret about it is not closing my fist and hitting her like she was a fucking man.)
You women posting in opposition to this website and these male’s opinions have no stature here. The men on this site have valid views and the only way to be heard through the horde of feminists is to scream it at the top of your lungs in the most offensive and opposing way that you can. I support what Dick is doing here and think that it is about damn time someone spoke up.
Now that I answered your question. What exactly have you done pretty pretty princess?
Join the Sisterhood!
Kill all the Men!
testest
Cunts have no power over me. Penises do though :(
Timmy, come to bed already ;)
Sophmore, that was actually not a bad comment lol.
@Timmy
because MEN start the cause of us “bloating up”
And I really don’t give a damn about the spider comment…i think its pretty cool that women are compared to a spider…one of the most feared creatures…who tend to eat male partners ;D
And I dare to speak here because I want to…this is the internet people…just because some dude tells women to stay off like if its some treehouse club doesn’t mean i have to listen
ITS ALSO VERY IRONIC HOW MEN SAY US WOMEN BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH (which I am not denying) BUT U GUYS COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WOMEN The Proof? THIS WEBSITE! SEE HOW MUCH THE GUYS HAVE BITCHED ABOUT US!?!
Did you know only 30% of sperm is fully developed? So men have 70% deformed retarded sperm.
Let’s face it, Women are bitchy and Men are assholes. Both are equally stupid.
Shut up you egg infested spider. How dare you even speak here.
Women bloat up because they are retarded semi-abominations.
- Your friend Timmy
“Plus they have periods and periods are gross.”
Do you realize how idiotic you sound?
Let’s see if you like it when you have blood coming out the tip of your cock
I am doing a report on this book i read about women dealing with sexism…and i was doing research and stumbled across this…
First of all, I want all of the anti-feminists to name 5 things they have contributed to make this world better. Of course, I’m half expecting for them to say CUNT BASHING or some shit like that…
Try to be serious…
And what’s with this bashing about women being dumb and stupid? Yes, SOME women are dumb, BUT NOT ALL! I have a GPA of 3.8
Men put this in consideration…WOMEN gives birth to MEN and WOMEN…WOMEN cook and clean for that MEN can be satisfied…WOMEN can be leaders and role models to others……
All my life I have seen men only talk about sex, sex, and sex. They only think with their penis. If women are CUNTS then men are COCKS!!
And the reason women “bloat up like spiders” when they’re pregnant is because men cummed their deforemed semen in a woman’s cunt therefore devoloping a baby that a woman and a fuck*ng man created…we give birth to life…u are actually lucky u don’t have to endure the 9 months. Now…I have more motivation to write my essay on the book THE WOMAN WARRIOR
“I’m going to the store to buy something. Why the fuck else has anyone ever gone to the store? To look around?”
Sometimes yeah…. They have a/c in the summer and heat in the winter why the hell not.
That’s one of the biggest stabs that can be directed against women, IMO.
And yet they still defend the fucking chatter, rather than at least try to think if they might be speaking a little more than enough.
卐DIE FEMINISTS!卐
Woman use both sides of their brain and men can’t…that’s why we talk more because we have more to say.
Sorry, that’s too obtuse even for me.
Yeah man! Women, like, suck and they are, like, such huge cunts! Plus they talk a lot! Plus they have periods and periods are gross. And don’t forget about the additional fact that HOLY SHIT THEY ARE HUMONGOUS FLOPPY LOOSE-LIPPED CUNTs!
Thank the good lord I was born a herm.
DYKES ARE WORSE.
FUCK THE DYKES , FUCK THE CUNT INSECTS!
卐DIE!卐
DEATH TO CUNT POWER!
Tourettes Syndrome, in a nutshell: The Unhealthy metabolism of Dopamine and Serotonin in the brain. Would you care to write an article on that please Dick? Highlight what you know about TS? Come on, don’t be shy, I would be interested to hear your views on it, I take it you are a qualified neurologist?
Tourettes Syndrome, in a nutshell: The Unhealthy metabolism of Dopamine and Cerotinine in the brain. Would you care to write an article on that please Dick? Highlight what you know about TS? Come on, don’t be shy, I would be interested to hear your views on it, I take it you are a qualified neurologist?