Female Tourettes Syndrome
I’ve mentioned Female Tourettes Syndrome in the past, and because it is one of the biggest reasons why men are better than women, I thought I would commemorate this Labor Day by expanding on the topic.
Labor Day is a very manly holiday, after all. Labor Day is why Father’s Day is bullshit. You don’t celebrate two Halloweens or two New Year’s. When compared to a day honoring labor, Father’s Day is redundant.
If there was a day dedicated to buying three times as much crap at a 50% off sale, or spilling fancy candle wax all over the carpet, then we wouldn’t need Mother’s Day.
Female Tourettes Syndrome is a woman’s inability to keep her mouth shut. It manifests largely in three ways.
Endless Fucking Questions
If there’s a stupid question about any topic, then a woman will imagine it and ask it with the confidence of Sherlock Holmes.
“I’m going to the store,” you might say. “Why?” asks a woman, stupidly. This is due to her Female Tourettes Syndrome.
FTS prevents a woman from being quiet and thinking about something before she starts flapping her scone-hole about it. Men are great philosophers, diplomats, and authors, because we can sit back and think about what’s going on before speaking. We can answer all the stupid questions on our own. Women make lousy all of the above’s for the same reason they make lousy lovers while you’re staying at your parents’ house during Christmas: they can’t keep their fucking mouths shut.
I’m going to the store to buy something. Why the fuck else has anyone ever gone to the store? To look around?
Endless Fucking Speaking
Women are like those tightly-coiled spring door stops with the little rubber bit on the end. You give them one little prod and they erupt with obnoxious sounds like a broken fan belt. Those things are fun as hell until you’re 12. Female Tourettes Syndrome.
The secret to getting laid is to rev up the talking part of a woman’s brain like it’s a bicycle flipped upside down. The speech and sex sectors of a she-brain are right next to each other. It doesn’t take anything more than timing to get them spinning like tops. Female Tourettes Syndrome.
Men speak in well-timed spikes of brilliance. That’s the heartbeat of commerce. Women speak like lawn darts: huge arcs that no one gives a fuck about unless it’s coming down on your head. Female Tourettes Syndrome.
Endless Fucking Complaining
No matter how good a woman has it, you’d never be able to tell by the way she talks. Women hate happiness. That’s why they don’t like taking their tops off at football games and why they like puppies so much. Puppies piss all over everything. That does not equal happiness.
Even if a woman married a millionaire and had ten kids by five different guys, she’s as far from happiness as an innocent man on death row. Despite that she’s living every woman’s dream.
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As for the endless fucking complaining, that makes me think of this joke I read: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”
The first thing that popped out at me was, they were cheating on their boyfriends by going in such a place.
I really hope this whole website is a sardonic satirical analysis on men and women.
A pure joke.
Otherwise, this site is useless bullshit meant to make guys feel better about their fucked up lives
Usually fucked up by a parasitic female.
Who only wanted his money and divorced him , got half of it and his children. He later committed suicide.
True story.
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And it doesn’t get much better from here…
No introduction necessary. Simply press her button.
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Man, I agree with this. My girlfriend always complains about how some guy raped her when she was 12… Blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck? Women are always asking for it anyway and it’s not like I can do a fucking thing about it, so why not just shut the fuck up? And holy fuck, somebody help me. Her mom died like two weeks ago of an aneurysm or some shit and she still cries every fucking day about it. Shit is getting fucking redundant!
Haha89=Loser!!!!
Haha89=Loser!!!
Watcher=loser with a tiny dick! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! http://www.maleenhancement.org/ Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants!!
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
Natasha::: Just accept the fact you/women moan, like night follows day, it’s a fact. Women are such moaners they’d moan that they couldn’t find something to moan about.
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants
Hahahahahahaha!!! You’re copying me!!! You’re a woman, now!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
lol. But who’s moaning now? Moaning ABOUT moaning…. Now THAT is resourceful!
Hypocrisy- obvious sign of a 5-year-old, or a badly executed joke.
:)
i actually did that several times, moaning that i had nothing to moan about :) dear bf gave me st to moan about. isn’t he sweet?
WTF is wrong with the bitch!
She already knows your going to the store to buy the largest cucumbers you can find and the latest issue of playgirl so you can fuck yourself all day!
Why would she ask such a dumb question?
Ever stop and wonder why women aren’t happy? It’s probably because she’s married to a dumb fucker like yourself, and therefore has to go to bed with your sorry ass! Maybe that is why you think omen are lousy in bed, well it’s because she’s trying to think of something else she’d rather be doing than getting a two-pump chump like your self.
So you are saying that all unhappy women are married to “dumb fuckers” like Dick?
“Ever stop and wonder why women aren’t happy?”
Of course, long time ago, we don’t wonder any more because, we know exactly why woman are not happy, women are already figured out.
Or is it the other way, men are married to fat whore bitches who don’t know anything except grounding their fat asses like beached whales on bed & playing the role of useless cum dump.
Trying to figure out what else men has to do for them.
Fuck off useless bitch.
Oh, snap!
“In our part of the world where monogamy is the rule, to marry means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties. Now, when the laws gave women equal rights with man, they ought to have also endowed her with a masculine intellect. But the fact is, that just in proportion as the honors and privileges which the laws accord to women, exceed the amount which nature gives, is there a diminution in the number of women who really participate in these privileges; and all the remainder are deprived of their natural rights by just so much as is given to the others over and above their share. For the institution of monogamy, and the laws of marriage which it entails, bestow upon the woman an unnatural position of privilege, by considering her throughout as the full equivalent of the man, which is by no means the case; and seeing this, men who are shrewd and prudent very often scruple to make so great a sacrifice and to acquiesce in so unfair an arrangement.”
Artie Schopehauer, Of Women
Wow, wee wee pop tart speaketh with forked tongue. Well, Natasha, we’re so glad you decided to express yourself in such an intelligent way. For a minute there we thought you were just another thoughtless, crude, and self absorbed biatch. Thanks for setting is straight.
He suggested women can never be happy, even when provided what is thought to be her dream. Maybe instead of relying on men to have telepathy and provide happiness, you could be clear what you want; and no, giving “signals” and thinking it or telling your girlfriends is not being clear.
*honours, apologies I was typing too fast.
You attack women without PAUSING AND THINKING.
Did you realise that?
It seems like you just spew this bullshit out of your mouth without thinking about it.
I think Dick that you too have FTS.
You do have FTS.
Faggot Tourettes Syndrome.
Annoying, to say the least.
PS: I do not have a problem with gay people. But I do have a problem with you.
Why don’t you get off this site you fat cunt ? No one wants to respond to your bullshit here. You can’t change our minds you stupid dyke. No mas !
Because I have something called free will and I can do whatever I want, silly little boy.
I am not a “fat cunt” I am skinny, sorry.
This is not “bullshit” this is my opinion.
I’m not trying to “change your opinion” I am stating mine.
I am not a dyke, I have a boyfriend and I have no intersest in a relationship of the sexual nature with a woman.
I am not stupid either, I was an honurs student and I am college educated, thank you very much.
And finally, I am now going to reveal to you your own stupidity by quoting you directly:
“No one wants to respond to your bullshit here.”
Guess what, little boy? YOU JUST DID.
:)
Have a happy day.
There is dumb, and then there is woman dumb, and there is no dumb like woman dumb.
Woman dumb is confusing ‘wants’ with ‘will.’ Somebody has to smack that fat broad alongside the head and drag her out of the party – but nobody wants to.
There is no dumb like woman dumb.
Chantelle is an ‘honurs student’. Too bad she didn’t learn how to use spell check. If you see a boy, you better jump up and kiss his ass.
Chantelle, please don’t confuse education and knowledge with intelligence. Having consumed then being able to regurgitate what you’ve learned doesn’t automatically prove intelligence or even common sense.
Why do women, when they can’t think of anything else to say while in their normal ‘attack mode’ always choose to accuse a man of being gay or having a small pecker? This is so predictable, as far from creative as one can get, and providing rock solid credibility to the points made on this site. This pop tart is so pissed her hair is probably on fire. Quick, grab a hose.
http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
It’s called “Anti Male Shaming Tactics”. Dizzy bitch’s can’t even explain their own ideology without it.
I saw no attack. Just because you allow it to negatively affect you emotionally, doesn’t mean it’s an attack. Hurtful is not hateful.
Men are three to four times likely to have torret syndrome than women, look up you dumb asses. If you’re going to make that kind of argument like that you better do some damn research on it. I’ve never seen so many stupid people in my life. And my mom wears a watch so does my grandma, and my friend fixes her dad’s computer cause he keeps overloading the computers memory. Realy come on! Its like a bunch of fith graders, thats all I have to say to you weird and drop outs. Heres the source. http:/nervous-system.emedtv.com./torette-syndrome/torrete-syndrome.htm l
5th graders? really?
Would you try to disqualify a FACT like “WOMEN ARE 8X MORE LIKELY TO KILL THEIR OWN CHILDREN” as a 5th grade problem, and would you also blame a MAN for it?
Or how about that men are more responsible than women – by law – even in the event a marriage fails. Men pay 95% of child support even for children that are not their own…. through no FAULT of their own because you hookers lie about it.
http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Globe_and_Mail_Moms_Litt le_secret_14DEC02.aspx
Do your research.
you won’t have to look very far.
Then don’t forget to fuck off when you’re done
Menarebetterthanwomen.
That’s exaggerated.
Watch your spelling Henrietta.
“exaggerated” is spelled –>> T… R…. U… E.
Exaggerated? You mean like every word of the bible you take literally? Women who carry children from others who aren’t their partner is as old a story as the story of Mary, Joseph and Jesus.
The first cheating whore.
When a women dies its 90% percent of a man doing it, that is another fact. Only about fifteen percent of women kill, then there is forty percent of men kill. Men do kill their families too, it just a sad thing but it happens. Men cheat on their wives too and its quite comon. Yes some men do end up paying for childern of their own but that could all be avoided if you just get a DNA test. My brother had that problem and yes that woman was a bitch and no one liked her. But not all women and men are horrible because of a few that do that stuff. And that source is from canada their laws are different than America’s. Don’t loose your cool now.
Canadian laws about paternity and women/sluts who lie about it are essentially no different. Don’t be so American now.
How can 90% of a person be responsible for something?
And if those percentages of people kill, why are the statistics for those in jail for murder not in line with those percentages?
I call shenanigans.
how dare these fucking female twats open their mouth! they’re just lucky that they’re hiding behind a pc when in real life their on their knees getting nasty and crying rape when their done….fucking cunts!
tourettes guy – on youtube. funny :p
I thought youd be talking about somthing else. I had an affair with a women who would say she would leave everything for me when in bed with me, and the next day would say she doesnt even want to think about something serious. If i ask her why she said otherwise yesterday, shed be like… oooh that was under the influence/out of stupidity or something like that.
And one day, I was mean to her (made a degrading comment about sex with her) and she got pissed off and told me that she hates me and she used the F world against me…
When I mentioned that a couple of days later, she almost forgot about it. I had to remind her when and all, and she was like ooh, dont talk about that, it makes me sad. I have selective memory.
And that other day some guy put his hands on her hips (in front of me)… and when i spoke to her about it the same afternoon she said she didnt notice…
Selective memory! I wish i had that too, if we both had selective memory, or all had normal memory, wed get along better i guess. Wed both live in multiple parallel universes… but one person having selective memory and the other not is a recipy for disaster, which is what happened. I dont know if I should call it a disaster, but the breakup was very painful.
If a women wants to make a serious announcement let them and dont mouth them off right away, they might have a point u know
Heyyy, fuck you! I don’t have Tourette’s- SHIT COCK!
lol
you vile woman, shut up… just ‘cuz u read somthing that ends in a true form, doesnt mean that you shud start yelling out “Fuck You”… you are more than proving yourself to be stupid… Female Tourettes Syndrome
Wow, Mr. John Jacob. It was a JOKE. But you’re apparently too ignorant to get amazing humour like mine =D
LMAO
Fuck off, you stupid cunt.
Hey Chris!What happened man?Not seeing much of you nowadays.
Anyways, happy bitchwrangling!
RB.
What you said was typical bland womanly humour.Why have you come back here you loopy cow?
Bland? idk, I find it quite funneh. XD