Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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Big ears would work too. LMAO.
Friday Joke: Two guys in a bar. One guys describes his version of the perfect woman: “She would be three feet tall, no teeth and a have flat head.” His friend laughs, and says: “I get the rest, but what is the flat head for?” To which his buddy replies: “So you have a place to sit your beer on”
It’s funny how, whenever there is something that’s suppose to be funny and sarcastic and directed TO MEN for them to have a laugh, women come running to bitch about it and about how awful men are. Relax girls, you’re over-thinking something as simple as “girls are icky”
The usual female response to hearing/reading something she doesn’t like. Thanks kim. There was me thinking it was men that were violent psychopaths.
Go die, you fucking looser.
Ya… I love this guy too… He’s fucking great… :)
Seriously, I think he is my god damn hero. One thing you can’t deny is that a huge percentage of men feel the same way that he is expressing his views of women and feminism. Us men are getting sick of listening to the ranting of feminist bitches that don’t even have respect for other women of success if they aren’t some type of a super whore from sex and the city.
Us men have been patient since “we” (men) gave women rights It is getting really old listening to these bitches continue there rants and preaching of bullshit. Since the beginning of humanity, women have only had rights for the last fifty years in which they have allowed “Feminists” to ruin the opportunity that we have given you “women”… Keep supporting these whores and bitches in making the world a worse place and see how long it is before we take back what we gave you…
PS – What do you think about letting me fuck you in the ass? But that is only if your not a fat/ugly bitch that whines and complains about how smart she is and how important her opinions are… I don’t want that… That sounds bad… Fucking you in the ass with duck tape over your mouth… Now that sounds good… mmmm…. good…. lmao…
What you really get from female politicians when you vote for them. Here’s an excerpt from the link I’ll provide.
”Apparently there’s been consensus among members of parliament since 2003 to extend the same anonymity to those named as rapists that the law now extends to women who say they’ve been raped. The new government was supposedly poised to make that consensus the law of the land until Labour and Tory female MPs stopped it.”
http://glennsacks.com/blog/?p=4954&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=fe ed&utm_campaign=Feed:+glennsacks+(GlennSacks.com)
Party politics are instantly forgotten when their true agenda’s issues are raised. A separate party entrenched in the others?
What EXACTLY does not protecting men from false rape claims achieve?
Why EXACTLY would feminist MP’s be against giving men this protection?
Excerpt from link below.
”And needless to say, they can ask people for an “appreciation of what can be done” with the data all they want to. That’s just their way of warning people that the data are limited and asking that readers be scrupulous in how they interpret them.”
Feminists have always ‘omitted’ evidence that would balance their bias. Feminism is ALWAYS specious in it’s presentation of ‘statistics and research’. ALWAYS.
http://glennsacks.com/blog/?p=4996&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=fe ed&utm_campaign=Feed:+glennsacks+(GlennSacks.com)
Of course they forgot about ‘male chores’, women always do on a personal level and a social level. Women were only ever interested in reducing their burden, male orientated chores remain theirs. Even single women will try and get men to do these chores whenever possible.
http://www.riskanduncertainty.net/Jackie_Turton.pdf
Here’s some interesting reading the misandry jockeys and their faithful steeds will ignore and prefer others don’t read.
Lame post. You’re not clever at all.
This site is a joke, right? I could never imagine a person who wasn’t molested, beaten and mentally abused as a child being able to create this site seriously. But being that Dick is such a big jokester, we know his shit has never been pushed in – it only comes out… and somehow gets published? Oh, wait! It’s all just a big, hilarious joke! One so great that Dick is actually a brilliant master mind in exposing the followers of this webpage for the kind of people they really are. He is writing his thesis on male behavior and this site is his research center.
The next segment of his research will have him delving into the pasts of his specimens. He will find out just how much of the wrong ingredients (violence, molestation, hatred, etc.) mixed with unfortunate personality traits (insecurities, temper, deviance, neuroticism, etc.) it will take to make the so-called “male chauvinist.” Stay tuned!
Now they’re misandry targets boys. female domestic violence is as ever, ignored.
‘Awaiting instructions’. For what? From whom? More gender persecution from misandric feminists.
http://www.misandryreview.com/mens-activism-news/2010/08/19/endabuse-o rg-sets-sites-on-teenage-and-pre-teen-boys/
Haven’t feminists damaged children enough (the increased break up of families)? Now they want to attack children directly before they’re even adult, because they’re male.
We’ve seen enough feminist ‘gender analysis (one eye closed) Thanks.
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‘Over the last twenty-five years, leading sociologists have repeatedly found that men and women commit violence at similar rates.
http://www.misandryreview.com/mens-activism-news/2010/08/22/how-women- batter-men-and-the-role-of-the-feminist-state/
Perhaps it’s time to open the other eye girls, others are looking over your ‘previous research’.
”You know very little about feminism if you’re making this argument.”
Trust me, we know all we need to know of feminists and their dogma. Decades of misandry that is now getting a very serious push again. We aint buying this times.
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http://www.misandryreview.com/mens-activism-news/2010/08/10/study-find s-similar-personality-types-in-male-and-female-domestic-violence-perpe trators/
Another misandric myth shot down. It’s a psychological problem not a gender issue. I wonder what feminists will make of this? Probably the usual response of the indoctrinated,ignorance and denial.
@shannon: Perhaps if you took at the links, you’d think again. To prove a point, Dicks shows EXACTLY how women take themselves too seriously, while undoubtedly pro male, he puts his argument forward with satire. This for men is actually all the more funny, for the things we see in women daily in our lives. Again, don’t take YOURSELF so seriously, you may even see some of yourself depicted in his words, your reaction tells more than you realise. Please don’t play to our masculinity, we’re getting in touch with our feminine side. We’re also trying to have some WE time, that doesn’t include nosey females. Man that last couple of sentences sounds gay. *Laugh*
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What you really get from female politicians when you vote for them. Here’s an excerpt from the link I’ll provide.
”Apparently there’s been consensus among members of parliament since 2003 to extend the same anonymity to those named as rapists that the law now extends to women who say they’ve been raped. The new government was supposedly poised to make that consensus the law of the land until Labour and Tory female MPs stopped it.”
http://glennsacks.com/blog/?p=4954&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=fe ed&utm_campaign=Feed:+glennsacks+(GlennSacks.com)
Party politics are instantly forgotten when their true agenda’s issues are raised. A separate party entrenched in the others?
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If what the majority of men here need is a forum where it can be appreciated the inherent plights of men, the injustices and inconsistencies, double standards and built-in pressures of being a man, this is not it. I’ve been reading through some of the concerns of these men and unlike the creator of this page, the concerns are legit; they are valid and they are NOT misogynistic – they are fair and reasonable, UNLIKE the concerns and aims of this page. Another of the injustices of being a man is that in order to fight against some of them, they may be forced to seek false refuge in an area that actually just hates men and women so much equally that they must convince men that inadequacies only come with a vagina. If that were true men would be redeemed by virtue of their penis alone. And what they think, do, walk and talk, dress and act like, actually has nothing to do with their superior self. I would want to be in more control of my sense of self-worth than mere acknowledgment of an incidental appendage. The belief that a penis is the very best men and thus humanity has to offer is really insulting to both men and humanity. The creator of this page thinks you’re so stupid you’ll buy his really bad ideas that he doesn’t even respect your intelligence enough to support with a reason. He insults you by expecting you to swallow it without question. He insults you in the very way that you seem to comfortable with him insulting women. Try and be sly enough to recognize it. If you’re concerned with the social imbalances of being men, you may investigate into how those very things are the same forces having been fought by feminism for over a century. Men should have more reproductive rights, men should be recognized as the potential targets of random violence and sexual violence that they be are often are. Men experience higher pressures to be physically strong, smart, and financially productive. I assure you, I have far more respect for your complaints than this guru of strictly degenerate thinking. You’re just a mindless mass to this jockstrap, he’s a bully willing to manipulate the semantics of fair-minded men and women – but especially men.
Education would reveal this to be a feminist argument, not rebuttal. In other words, feminists seek to prove this very point through gender analysis. You know very little about feminism if you’re making this argument.
http://www.misandryreview.com/mens-activism-news/2010/08/19/endabuse-o rg-sets-sites-on-teenage-and-pre-teen-boys/
Now they’re misandry targets boys. female domestic violence is as ever, ignored.
‘Awaiting instructions’. For what? From whom? More gender persecution from misandric feminists.
”In their view, just about every woman in the country is, at all times, always honest, always truthful, never malicious, never drunk, never irrational, never spiteful, never deluded, never vengeful, and always angelic.”
http://www.harrietharmansucks.com/esLiesAboutRape.htm
The truth is quite different. SOME women are just as bad as SOME men.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235446/Vanessa-George-sent-na ked-pictures-daughter-paedophile-ring.html
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2497050/posts
A funny but reasonably accurate assessment of gender roles in society.