Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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That is why the politicians must be incinerated via a hydrogen bomb for their sins.
Sheep are easy prey and can be saved for last.
American and Canadian women are selfish cold whores.
It’s also hard to miss the fact that a LOT of feminist’s are butch bitches, who probably couldn’t land a man, so in turn decided to start this movement so they could make themselves feel better by fooling themselves into believing that women are equal to men. What imaginations they have…
In my view feminism is merely another way to divide the voting populace. It’s also a fine way to get more than half of said populace to pay taxes in return for shoddy menial/manual labor (for the most part) in the pursuit of post-modern “happiness” and “equality”. God help whoever would get in the way of that I suppose. Women for the most part are simply sheep, following their own short-sighted self-interest to its inevitable conclusion.
Like their labor and supposed “triumphs”, much of society has become run in the same way. Like shit. It does happen, shit that is. However nobody really likes it, even though its the end result. By allowing them the rights which they haven’t earned in any form, we as Men have allowed children to run the henhouse and in turn given them our Children to raise as they see fit due to biased laws and courts. Of course their idea of fitness is a happy meal and 30 minutes in the playland fuck a home-cooked meal that’s slavery according to doctrine.
In short feminism is a waste of time. It does nothing more than incite hatred against Men. I could spend hours relating modern feminism with Marxist communism, which has worked so well in the past if I might add, not that anyone actually bothered to read what these demented women have to say not just about Men, but the society that we all live within.
-Strength and Honor-
it’s true, funny, and nobody on this forum gives half a shit what you have to say
A: No, you’re girlgirl and you’re full of shit. We can tell by the similar typing styles and the IP hash.
2: You still didn;t answer my question about the equality. Where were all those feminists when that child was being abused eh?
Mmm Smithwick’s. Good beer choice, Dick.
Oh yah, any man who support feminism should be castrated for cryin’ out loud. (see: comment above). How can a man, sitting so boldy with the world at his fingertips come on here and actually believe in the idea that women SHOULD be equal with men? Who honestly feels this way that is not being pressured by the old ball and chain? Who can firmly stand proud in supporting the jobs that were only meant to be for men (such as police officers, firefighters, construction workers, basketball/football players, politicians.. I could go on), but who can support the idea that women are FULLY capable in doing these jobs just like men? Pffft… manginas, THAT’S WHO!
Women are and will always be second to men in the human race…and it’s for a damned good reason.
im a male feminist and i was not abused by a women as a child
if it happens to one it does not mean it happens to all
Who was that toad…Bella Abzug? What was her name, was it that? Who cares. Women have what men say they can have, what they allow. The thing you need to have is ‘bullet proof’. Don’t let anyone shoot holes in what you’re saying or doing. For example, don’t knock women while making money off knocking women-your income is dependent on women!
Or, what are you selling to men patrons if not women hatred? I feel no different about Feminism-it’s assisnine.
Don’t compare apples to oranges-neither can be the other, ever.
Emotional pain and frustration turns to physical malady. Or, they don’t have anything productive and useful to do w/ their time. What should women this age be doing w/ their time?
You really haven’t look into feminism have you? Silly girl, it was started by a jewish elite and former members of the WKKK. A group with such origins aren’t capable of preaching equality.
And quite frankly there was a male feminist who admitted he was abused by a woman as a child. Where’s your equality there?
ok feminists are people who belive women and men should have equal rights,so that makes me a feminist
i think you guys should stop crying and think about the women in your life
were would you be if they never stood by you
have*
feminists dont hate men…..they just want equal treatment…..they dont all ahve to be women…..i know some guys who are feminist
You don’t have to. If the community thought you were a bitch, it would have told you to fuck off by now. I’ll say it again the ones who do so are the ones who got rejected in the first place.
k, just thought I would check ;)
Reference to all the anti-gun, anti-video game, anti-violence bullshit out there.
Borat benefits from the power vacuum left by conditioning and feminist ignorance, as does Dick, Maddox, and Tucker Max. There is plenty of money to be exploited from the manhole’s stupidity.
Cowgirl you are absolutely not; did you claim the movie was antisemitic? No. Take a chilly pill.
Am I the manhole you’re referring to here? Because I was just referring to him at the Feminist’s meeting for those who hadn’t seen the movie. I wasn’t pointing it out for those who already had. I just thought a lot of the men here would enjoy it. I’m not even halfway through it and my stomach hurts from laughing. haha especially the look of shock on his face when he realizes American women have to consent to sex. Sacha Baron Cohen does an awesome job, tho I’m sure feminists disagree, hahaha
I know, it’s pure comedic genius.
I love the reaction by ignorant manholes saying it’s antisemitic.
1. You really had to waste that print and airtime saying that. The sun would stop rising if you didn’t say that, thank God you had the courage to come out and expose those subliminal messages.
2. The actor is Jewish. Uh, manhole, did you really watch that movie? Do you even know what you’re talking about, because I think your degree in *snicker* Women’s Studies from - ooh, Cambridge, rich daddy, huh - needs to be revoked.