Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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Baby, you should stop smoking that shit.
oh poor dick felt bad in his testicles???.. yea.. girls usually waste money on stupid things… girls should be naked instead… I totally agree… but we don’t like our thingy thins hanging around like a pennis in a boxer… so Dick is doing all the work.. as a dick.. and all of the bunch of men are just testicles… hanging there.. with an useless function in the war… In the act of sex.. testicles doing nothing… so .. again.. *cashing* and you poor testicle
I meant the infiltrating Hispanic and Eurabic blocs.
Our only serious rival is China, but they’ve been teaching gender equality for decades.
Feminism is spreading across the world like a plague.
On its own it would survive. It faces external rivals, though.
May be the best post ever on this blog. Truer words were never spoken or written.
While girl gamers really don’t bother me..RPGs? Those things are way too damn easy. A child could beat them. Come on….
If you’re a girl and can’t play video game, men thinks you suck
If you’re a girl and played RPGs all day and finished them without losing once, you’d get their respect
There’s feminism because of the thinking of society. It’s basic sociology. Feminism is defined as ‘women better than men’, which I don’t believe, but feminism has been used to raise women rights. Well, it’s certainly been improving. I see that in my generation and even in the younger folks.
As for women spending stuffs with expensive glittery shits, it’s all because of interests. It’s just part of creation. Deal with it. Biology, nothing else.
I have no comment exactly with chauvinism. As long as there’s no abuse (which would go straight to the law), it doesn’t really affect me as a female, haha,
As a female i whole heartly believe the so called femenist movement in the 60’s and 70’s that legalized abortion was the worst thing that ever happen in America. and YES femenism is a big business. I makes millions of dollars evr year. And to be 110% honest i thank God That Hilary Clinton lost cause i think a woman dose not need that much power. Ladies be truthful with your self you know full well if you ever became the most powerful person in all of America the first thing you would do when you got a chance is to screw over every single man that ever did you wrong. And on top of that every month a woman is most evil due to certain natural causes. (lying to you self ladies won’t make it true.) Every woman knows full well how you act during that time. I aready and i know every femenist is going to disagree with me but then again that would just mean that they are lying to themselves again.
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It’s difficult to use sarcasm on the internet without looking like a dumbass. Especially if your point is bullshit to begin with. Men spend money to gain valuable goods and services. Women spend money on useless, expensive glittery shit.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.
Dick is providing us with a voice - something few men have stepped up to do before. He deserves to be rich, because he saw a need and filled it. That’s called entrepreneurship. Look it up.
Men are better than women is a business too.. Right on men.. Dick is going to be rich!!.. poor little guys that waste their money.. *cashing*
I hear that a lot, but I don’t believe it. It’s wishful thinking. The redundancy of our civilization is so enormous, nothing short of a cosmic disaster will wipe it out. Did 70 years of communist mismanagement make the Russian society collapse? It simply developed all kinds of chronic social ills. That’s exactly what you see happening to us.
right on dick your the man
Another excellent book that I recommend, in addition to Mr. Fitzgerald’s “Sexploytation,” is the book “Sex and Character” by the great Otto Weininger. Schopenhauer’s essay “On Woman” is also excellent, as well as certain passages in Nietzsche’s immortal tome, “Beyond Good and Evil.”
Deathslayer, haven’t read Sexploytation yet. I’ll be sure to, thanks for the tip.
Quite frankly, that’s a definite possibility. It’s our job and responsibility as men to prevent that.
All true, but what makes you think they will come calling? Maybe the system will just collapse. Other civilizations in history have just died out. Why not this one, too?
manns, good read. Thanks for the props. Also may want to link to Sexploytation also, that’s a great read.
Deathslayer