Feminism Is A Business

Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.

Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.

Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.

Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.

Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.

Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.

The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.

You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.

Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.

Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.

Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.

There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.

Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.

Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs

Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.

Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.

If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.

I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.

Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.

Women don’t.

Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.

If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.

I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.

You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.

I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.

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Comment by Anonymous
2008-09-03 02:47:19 - IP Man-Hash: a28d4a293465a

Hahahahahahaha XD Is this site for real??? No really, is it?

Comment by Lucy
2008-09-03 13:04:40 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Yeah. Try to look past all of the crass parts, and look at the messages Dick is trying to get across, then you’ll understand.

Comment by DickFan
2008-09-03 14:21:17 - IP Man-Hash: e54e26439578b

Look *past* the crass parts? N O .

 
 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-25 12:12:49 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

Why have we as a culture allowed the human female to exist amongst us? We should be diligently working on sex-droids to replace them or have them genetically cloned as a vast army of female slaves.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-21 16:47:43 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Ouch.

 
Comment by another man
2008-11-08 18:08:42 - IP Man-Hash: 3eb406e342dfa

that’s one of the greatest comment’s i’ve ever read.

 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-25 10:41:21 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

Most women are puritanical bigots who enjoy being raped.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-25 07:50:07 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

Women should be bought and sold as slaves. This is the only way to put an end to the marriage strike.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-23 12:16:58 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

Women from Western Europe and North America should be beaten to death with baseball bats and wooden cudgels. Thou shalt not suffer a Western woman to live! Physically exterminate every single Western woman you can get your hands on!

 
Comment by Panda
2008-08-21 22:08:58 - IP Man-Hash: adeb9a1a8fe26

Nice Idiocracy reference.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-21 15:20:04 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

Women should be controlled by men at all times.

 
Comment by Anthony B.
2008-08-20 16:45:06 - IP Man-Hash: 67c310ec714b3

Feminism is the worst thing to ever happen to the entire earth.
If there was no Feminism the world would be a great place.

 
Comment by bettermannow
2008-08-20 14:52:52 - IP Man-Hash: 6052c04810ae6

Who is this womenarebetterthenmen cunt? Someone give this dumb bitch directions to a Borders so she can buy a dictionary and a copy of Strunk and White.

Oh, and the ’small dick’ remarks; we’ve never heard those before. Yeah. Those are about as original as cancer.

Sad thing is, this idiot is probably a high school teacher or something.

 
Comment by LUCYY
2008-08-20 14:28:55 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Feminism is a business
Chauvinism is a business

Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-20 14:44:24 - IP Man-Hash: 943c5d02a6fdd

Only feminism is a business because it is so deeply entrenched within contemporary Western culture. Hopefully, with the spread of male awareness across the Western Hemisphere, chauvinism will come to dominate the West like it never had before.

Piss off the site, you stupid cunt.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-08-20 18:22:28 - IP Man-Hash: d0cccfe7ceafd

The classic, “I know you are, but what am I?” defense.

-Dick

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-23 12:44:33 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

It’s hardly classic, Dick - not when used by a woman, anyway.

Comment by lol
2008-10-24 18:26:35 - IP Man-Hash: 92dbb0852649a

lol!! good one!!!

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Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-19 14:33:57 - IP Man-Hash: 5b21d905c3469

Men love women, women love babies, and babies love toys. It is one of the world’s greatest tragedies that only men have the capacity to truly love others. A world filled with women would be one filled with hatred and estrogen.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-19 12:50:22 - IP Man-Hash: 5b21d905c3469

Every woman - but especially American, Canadian, and British women -deserves to have her skull fractured with a baseball bat. All women deserve to be executed by firing squad.

 
Comment by lillylivers
2008-08-16 11:55:42 - IP Man-Hash: 9e0bfede894ea

In all honesty, I am a woman, and I see no problem with this site. Everyone is allowed to have their opinions on whatever as they see fit, and I see the humor in this site, so I am not really offended whatsoever.

Also, as a female, I most certainly do not believe in feminism. I have always said to myself “The door swings both ways,” and that’s just how it should be. I always hold the door for my fellow man, and when my boyfriend and I go out, I will pay for a meal, as well as the tip. If anything, feminism is crippling to the idea of the “gender equality” because despite the fact that some women want to cry and BAAAAAAAAW about equal rights, they also enjoy getting shit because of the way that they look or act around guys, even if that is whorish of demeaning to one’s gender, as the feminazis like to put it. But do they do shit about it or think that it is wrong? NO.

That’s not equalty, that’s preferential fucking treatment. It says to men, “We want to be equals, but we also want you to do tons of shit for us because we are not capable to treating you to a night at the movies because we have ovaries and penises mean cash.” It’s horrible, and the idea oppresses man and makes him nothing more than an endless wallet, and it must be stopped!!! If anything, it means that I am also not capable of paying for shit myself because I am a female, and that is VERY offensive, and certainly more offensive to this site.

The door swings both ways, fat bitches. You either practice what you preach or shut the fuck up.

Comment by lol
2008-10-24 18:29:36 - IP Man-Hash: 92dbb0852649a

dude, dont lie, YOURA GUYYY, not a woman, SO STFU
LOOK @ UR PENISS OH WAIT U TOO FAT TOOOO! :OO THATS Y U THINK UR A GURLL :O
OOOOOOH!!!! DURNN SIZZLE!!!!!! lol

 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-15 13:21:41 - IP Man-Hash: 5b21d905c3469

Modern western women are to sweetness as foetid, maggot-infested garbage is to pleasant.

Comment by Magnolia
2008-08-27 07:16:13 - IP Man-Hash: 435324d394839

Hey, I just realized that this is one of those tests they give you in the psych ward. Good job, Cap’n Scotty, for using information you’ve attained in real life as opposed to the nonsense you lift from internet articles. I’m almost proud of you, little man.

 
 
Comment by womenarebetterthenmen
2008-08-15 06:46:18 - IP Man-Hash: 86e22226af66f

the bottom line is that no one with an IQ above 75 could take this ignorant hate-filled chauvinist seriously. and the few who do (like my very small dicked friend “commander scott”) are fucking morons anyway
your arguments are constantly contradict themselves. i doubt you kids could fathom let alone except the truth even if it bit your sexually repressed little cocks off

i love when your attempts to try to get inside a womens head, like your bias spoon fed knowledge could come close to fathoming the female psyche
you’ll never reach the point of understanding logic or truth because your too busy trying to justifying your pathetic hate mongering, power hungry, creepy, sadistic bullshit
there is a term for you :worthless apes with absolutely no insight on the world
you are very weak people, scarred to death of your own inferiority.
enlightened people of the world spit in your brainless pig faces.

oh and by the way calling a woman a “whore” or “cunt” are completely empty insults. your wit amazes my small female brain

liberation is a scary concept isnt it fellas?
the idea that women are intellectually inferior helps you sleep at night, because it makes you feel secure and dominant.when the real issue is the fact that your all so incredible close minded i doubt you’ll ever realize the power women actually hold over all of you.

i have the feeling you spend alot of time crying and jerking off wondering why no one loves you

see with people like you “commander scott” (great name by the way, it totally doesnt give away the sad fact that your a fucking loser) your opinion gets appreciated about as often as your dick gets wet. and we all know how often that is.

Comment by Solomon
2008-08-15 07:00:28 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Why would anyone want to get inside a woman’s head?

Comment by Bill
2008-08-21 23:20:30 - IP Man-Hash: cbbee2de77b3a

just to put something something of value in there. like my dick…

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2008-08-27 03:57:18 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Nature (and men, as they should), abhor a vacuum.

 
 
Comment by Solomon
2008-08-15 07:05:37 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Inferiority and pig faces is it, sounds like 1940’s Jew treatment to me. Women would vote for hitler.

Comment by womenarebetterthenmen
2008-08-15 07:45:18 - IP Man-Hash: 86e22226af66f

choosing select words and taking things out of context are great propaganda tools dipshit
and bringing up the holocaust in response to me getting upset over ignorant discrimination makes you look so stupid its almost funny

preach all day but in the end it all comes down to balance.
the sexes need each other to carry on.
so show me and my fellow ladies some god damn respect.
you blatantly oppress women and then you weak bastards have the nerve to bitch and whine about women oppressing you?. you know nothing of oppression. your just all attention starved and need some validation.
i mean you have to realize how ridiculous you all sound.
really. use your fucking heads. i know its hard considering your entire existence revolves around your penis’s

and please call me a cumdumpster like you do to every other girl who comes on this site to make a point.
we are all laughing at your unoriginality and insecurity

and honestly boys, i doubt you dump your cum in any dumpster other then your right hand

Comment by Solomon
2008-08-15 08:01:41 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Sorry, respect is earned not inherent. Especially when you backtrack on your own words. And where’s this hate you talk about. Women are quite happy when they do what men say.

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Comment by Chris
2008-08-15 08:10:06 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

Dear “womenarebetterthenmen”

It’s THAN men . . . not THEN men.
you stupid cunt.

MenarebetterTHANwomen.

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Comment by kalel
2008-08-15 13:12:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Feminist women are useless pieces of shit, why would anyone should show them any respect at all??

Don’t you realize that you don’t have anything to offer to a man other than sex?

And are you saying that women have logic and reason, you have no idea what those are.

We like to make fun of feminist pieces of shit like you, and there is nothing more relaxing than that.

 
 
Comment by Matt
2008-08-19 11:01:46 - IP Man-Hash: eaedc2277224f

Clearly he’s not getting any, because women flock to sensitive caring men who respect their feelings and shun those that disrespect them. Oh wait, it’s the other way around isn’t it?

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Comment by Steve
2008-08-21 23:58:02 - IP Man-Hash: 527f7e1fcb0d7

You don’t understand, this is one of the reasons men are better than women. Men never take anything seriously. Seriousness is an exercise in being as shallow as possible, and something only women are capable of.

As well, the fact that you don’t even try to control the desire for rudeness in your response only proves the point. I’m not someone who thinks women are less intelligent or inherently less capable. However, for whatever reason, the roles women are expected to assume in society are roles that expect them to think in terms of visceral reactions rather than objective rationality. Feminism hurts women by arguing for egalitarianism by actively assuming their traditional roles of rudeness and reactionary bullshit, and you’re doing the same thing right now. If this really was so absurd and insignificant to you, you wouldn’t be replying.

 
Comment by Lucid
2008-09-06 11:51:44 - IP Man-Hash: 11f170cf1c088

womenarebetterthenmen, i couldnt of said it better myself. =D

 
Comment by yeah,right!
2008-09-23 22:01:26 - IP Man-Hash: 35f12d39353e8

“…the idea that women are intellectually inferior helps you sleep at night, because it makes you feel secure and dominant.when the real issue is the fact that your all so incredible close minded i doubt you’ll ever realize the power women actually hold over all of you.”

You’re so right about that, 100%! -Until MEN stop sticking their heads in the sand & UNITE (-in boycott of prostitution, including marriage) they’ll keep being the USEFUL IDIOTS. Competing for female approval is THE WORST thing ANY MAN can ever do for himself… As for the rest of your story; you’re full of shit! Wearing make-up, hair-dye, figure-enhancing clothes, not to mention the nose/boob jobs, etc. are ALL ABOUT DECEPTION. You can only keep up those impressions for so long (Guys: losing the “pussy power” to sex-ployt YOU is EXACTLY what they mean when they talk about their “biological clocks” going off. Painful truth: they just consider “their babies” a tool to use as their life-insurance policy -You’re warned!) so don’t flatter yourself so much, pretentious cunt: go back to your lesbian/wussy bunch, your cosmetics & other ARTIFICIALITIES -Those are your “choices” LOL your life depends on it- How’s that for “empowerment”, pathetic slut? Being a hooker (CLINGING to a man) is all you can ever aspire to (Given that useful idiots are available) Fortunately, more & more MEN are waking up to the FACTS about whimen & not falling victims to the female cons, anymore. The feminists opened pandora’s box, & MEN, FOR THE 1ST TIME IN (recorded/currently admitted) HISTORY, will be emancipated from you bitches -as easily as by just rejecting prostitution! You go girl! LOL

 
 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-14 21:40:38 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

feminism is a business that gets its money from extorting governments and take advantage of stupid fuckin females, dumb as stones on the ground

 
Comment by bettermannow
2008-08-13 20:01:25 - IP Man-Hash: 3380b72cfa684

GODAMN am I happy I found this site!!

You’re absolutely right, Dick; feminism exists to sell women their own misery. It exists to extract attorney’s fees, elect payola-politicians, and produce ads to sell meaningless garbage. Ask any family attorney or marketing director.

What has feminism given us? A 50% divorce rate. Under-producing companies with useless female employees. A house-of-cards economy based on illusory credit.

Think about the real estate crisis for a minute. Over the past twenty years, feminism has given us the idea that men and women should make all major decisions together. I would bet double nickels on the dime that the huge majority of people who bought more home than they could afford via an idiotic loan did so based on a mutual husband/wife decision. This never, ever happened in a world where MEN solely made the decision to buy a home. Only when women entered the picture, with their incessant, spoiled demands and their neurotic desire to keep up with the Joneses, did we fall into a real estate quagmire. Why is this? Because WOMEN DON’T KNOW ANYTHING. And this goes for PhD’s to Walmart workers. The most educated female will become a moron when you put a loan document in her hands. And the smartest man in the world will become a hundred times dumber when he allows his wife to take part in major decisions.

Feminism is like a derivatives-based scam. It’s been passed through so many hands,
re-valued so many times by back-room slicksters, that no one knows what they’re holding anymore. Feminism is nothing but a big Ponzi scheme.

The good thing is, 99.9% of women won’t be able to argue effectively against my last claim, because most women - being the true know-nothings that they are – don’t know what a derivative or a Ponzi scheme is. Enjoy your cats, ladies. I’ll call you when I need a little recreation.

Comment by kalel
2008-08-14 04:14:44 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Yes you’re right but not the economical problems are the main problems that feminism caused.

They’ve destroyed society, they attack men everywhere ,the feminist laws are against men like the domestic violence, marriage laws,child custody,sexual harassment and the laws that oblige companies to hire women against men.

Feminism will destroy all western countries if those men indoctrinated in feminism don’t wake the fuck up and realize what women are actually doing.

We need to inform men on what is actually happening because the feminist media is masking everything .

 
 
Comment by kalel
2008-08-13 05:31:49 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

All that feminism managed to do is to make women just sperm dumpsters to men.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-11 12:23:52 - IP Man-Hash: ac8d9b24cf015

There is only one Final Solution to the Woman Problem and that is the complete annihilation of every cunt in existence:

Adolf Hitler would have done the world a much greater service, if he had left the Jewish males alone, and rounded up every single woman in Western Europe and had them suffocated to death in the gas chambers or roasted alive in the crematoria. The only thing any woman deserves for her birthday is a box of Zyklon B crystals and a set of pistols to commit suicide with. Wipe the cunts out from off the surface of this Good Earth.

Comment by micho
2008-08-11 15:32:38 - IP Man-Hash: a77ec76c5f5d0

If he had done this you would see women crying more than they already do. They would say the man has suppressed them. So, either kill most women or don’t from scratch.

In my opinion, there is no need for this if we know how to behave. There are few basic steps which are much easier to completely defeat feminism:

1-Stop marriage until the law is ameliorated for our benefit.

2-Stop employing women, except in very low posts.

3-Stop giving the woman access to the technology we invent. Although the woman is not an inventor, she can learn very well how to use inventions. For example, she knows how to use washing machines, drive cars, she learns finance, … You should keep her lagging behind.

4-Stop trusting women’s lies just because she cries. That is, the man should know that the woman is no longer as she used to be 100 years ago; and hence you should not treat her as your grandfather did.

5-Stop staring at women. They need sex more than you do. And if the man doesn’t ask for sex, who would? They can’t. This is much more powerful than their seduction.

6-Collaborate with other men. Men need to make changes to themselves if they are serious in defeating feminism. You must no longer think of the woman as your life companion. Since she falsely claims she is like us, then why to care for her? Your companion should be another man.

7-Discuss with other men. Men are used to compete, by themselves, other men and hence they are reluctant from discussing their problems, whether marriage problems or other problems, with other men. This is wrong. Seek REAL MEN’s counseling.

8-If you choose to divorce your wife, never hesitate. Never look backward, just because you feel sympathy for her. You should know that the woman is pathetic when weak and criminal when liberated. So, your decision to divorce her is right. If she divorces you, thank her a lot.

Every man can do these simple techniques if he trains himself to, but he needs to take the DECISION to go for that. With these simple techniques, feminism would be totally enslaved.

micho

 
Comment by micho
2008-08-12 06:43:10 - IP Man-Hash: a77ec76c5f5d0

9-Train yourself: Exercise weight lifting, bodybuilding, boxing, …

10-Study and study and study, and excel in your studies.

11-Most importantly, teach your son how to be a real man.

Comment by kalel
2008-08-12 08:29:28 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Very good advices micho.

 
 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-11 10:03:50 - IP Man-Hash: ac8d9b24cf015

Men become assholes and killers because women, besides being mysteriously drawn to wealthy aristocrats, are only attracted to assholes and killers.

Comment by kalel
2008-08-11 10:24:25 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

Yes ,women are to blame for what has happened to today society,women will have to face the consequences of their actions.

Comment by Bill
2008-08-21 23:26:10 - IP Man-Hash: cbbee2de77b3a

women: consequences.. wot dat?

 
 
 
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