Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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Get the fuck off the site, sushi. The last thing we need is for you to rub that cold, frigid American cunt of yours in Dick’s face. I hate to mention this to you, but “No Women Allowed” also includes you as well.
commander scott is not the boss of you. post if you want, just be prepared for the fact that there are some who will always act like douchebags no matter what you say.
St. Paul, in his epistles to the various Christian communities of the Roman world, once said: Mulier taceat in ecclesia. However, let not woman only be silent in church; let woman be silent at all times and in all places. Silence in a woman is one of the highest possible feminine virtues; it is the golden rule by which all female conduct should be measured.
It’s still refreshing to know that some women, such as this arrogant Canadian bovine, still obey men and know how to do as they’re told…
This is confusing…
You guys have my support but you don’t want it. I’m just trying to make discussion, I’m not being a bitch, and you still don’t want me here. I seriously see where Dick is coming from and I would like to change things, especially for my future husband (if I have one) and I just wanted a bit of help…sorry, I won’t post anymore, I’ll just read
Get the fuck off the site, you selfish, frigid, cold Canuck fucktart!
Dick, seriously. Ever considered that there are individuals on the planet? People who work hard, live and do what they think is right? Who cares about gender? Is it that important? Last time I checked, the only time it bothered me was when I go to a car dealership and am treated sub-human b/c I’m female. Or when my husband didn’t get into a program b/c they were trying to make the stats look good by hiring more women. Trust me, not all women feel like everything needs or is handed to them. It all evens out after awhile. Just deal with it, and move on. Life isn’t fair to anyone. We’re all in this shithole together. I’m not all for feminism. In face, I think they go overboard with equality. Equality is a state of mind, and through our actions we can either encourage it or discourage it. Treat those around you with respect, and maybe you’ll get some back in return. I’m just saying that your opinion of women is generalized and there are many good, decent women in the world - not at all like you describe us to be. We’re not all bitches and whores - some are, and those individuals suck. I’m sorry you feel this way about all women. Some of us are just enjoying life, trying to better ourselves and our family… making sacrifices in the process - ohh I can tell you about sacrifices. Life isn’t easy all the time. Sometimes in life you are faced with heartache. It’s tough being here and men and women should have mutual respect for eachother. I don’t really like people in general.. I worked as a call center rep for too long, and it got to me after awhile.. but I try not to assume the worst about everyone I meet. I would hate for my son to read something like what you have written or see you on television. I want him to grow up as a kind and decent person, not at all like you. I think you might be doing this for attention and I hope down the line, it doesn’t influence those that we are supposed to be shaping. How sad. I hope you find light at the end of the tunnel.
It’s the principle. It says women are not allowed. That means that women are not allowed.
Nope. No women allowed, period.
I assume Dick means no women at all. However, as someone who has no rights at all except free posting, my opinion is as long as the man-haters still come, why should we bust our buttons over a sympathetic woman who wants to show support for men?
Not all men. There are many pussified men out there who just complain- like all women do naturally. They roll over, submit and write hate mail to Dick, or call in to “man” shows defending women. These manzies feel guilty about so-called “past oppression of women” and are happy to step aside like morons and give a woman a job for which she is less qualified.
The manzy believes and bought into the notion of this is how a “gentleman” behaves. The same moron then goes whining and dining these hookers who do not put out. This is the profile of a man who gets nowhere in life and never has his hand inside a woman’s panties.
Always check the milk before drinking it. Shake it, look at its expiration date and texture before drinking from it. Women are not by nature capitalists, therefore, there is no satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Reading this article during my economics class (one of the few of my classes that is taught by a man– as it should be). You continue to be a shining beacon of truth, Dick!
I have to disagree, that first one is something men do anyway and that second one, with all the STDs around the milk is usually as spoiled and lumpy as their personality.
ok thanks, though I guess I should expect to be challenged seeing as how I’m disobeying the “No Women Allowed” rule, but I sort of figured that was mostly meant for the bitchy, naggy “Dick is gay” types with nothing to contribute…
Well put Dick.
I have told guys over the years that there is a some light at the end of the tunnel. Feminism has given men two things for which we men should be grateful. First, it forces us real men just to find other avenues of success and become the better fucking men we are and always will be, while having all the more access to milk without ever having to buy a fucking cow.
Only a woman could fuck up something so bad- in reverse.
No no, keep talking. The ones going after you are the ones no one likes anywho. Micheal in particular has been told to fuck off many times and keeps coming back, same with Real Man of bullshit and RAC.
’scuse me - maneurysm.
This shit is so true I almost had a fucking aneurysm
Your doing fine, keep posting of you like. B/c you are woman you will be challenged here quite a bit.
I don’t think I’m superior at all- there are LOTS of women who are in better shape, better looking, smarter etc etc than I am. I am FARRRR from perfect, and I know it, and I always will be far from perfect. I was just sharing a situation I had been in that related to Dick’s point…
I feel like I’m walking on egg shells here…maybe I should just shut up.
what makes you so superior to every other woman?
This is modesty
It is made of common sense and knowing one’s fault.