Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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I agree a lot of with you say but I know a number of women who have careers such that they make enough money to take care of themselves; yet, they are very demanding of their man–he has to make at least as much, and usually more than they do. I don’t know if you can call these women whores–maybe so? But these are the kind of women that piss me off the most for some reason. Maybe sort of like like Carrie Bradshaw character in “Sex in the City”.
I understand your point and i agree partly with it. But what you are saying can only be applied to a very small amount of people unfortunately. The reality being, most of women are lying whores. There are exceptions to that rule but if we’re to talk and educate people, you have no choice of serving the largest part of the cake. For one good woman, there must be at least 100 bad. If the task here is to enlighten men, to make them able to protect themselves, you gotta talk about what we’ll be facing 99% of the time, and that would be the manipulative cheating lying whore. At same point it’s safe also to say that, there are “undercover” whores, and by that i mean, whores dating guys rich enough so they don’t fuck around, afraid to lose the milking cow. But for any guy out there, not rich enough to get the not-pooping-where-she-eats whore, there are only few chances that the girl won’t keep on leaving her door open, or even calling people in, just to see if she can gets some richer dude. That’s all it is. The ones you describe are certainly not city women.
That’s my point about it being self destructive! - it’s cyclical. My bet is women strive for equality just until they get it (or as close to it as reasonable - which takes about 100 years) then they realize what the fuck they’ve just done to themselves, and shut up for 1000’s of years after that. Look at the last 1000’s of years. History doesn’t lie my friend…history doesn’t lie..lol.
Haha! You are giving us gold Dick! This website should have a membership fee! I can’t stop laughing when i read these articles.
Im glad to see you like pretty much all of the same brews i do! Beer is awesome… I read your article on Martini’s recently, I need to start drinking those ill for sure get man points! Have a good 1 -Matt
All i have to say to this is “women suck” or at least they should… and i love you MR. DICK…. keep on keepin on
Feminism is social AIDS.
The only cure is death.
I see fantasizing about murdering two women in pornographic detail as psychopathic.
Obviously, the injustice I think you speak of wasn’t to everybody in society, as there are a lot of decent women happily married to men. So why overturn a society that may need to be only modulated?
I think many pundits that sociopolitical mood in the US is like a pedulum. If a feminist view dominated the sociopolitical realm over the past 30 years, its not unreasonable to think that the pendulum might swing back to a more masculinist society. And this could be done without a drop of blood.
Manhole is autistic as sushi is hipster trash and agentofcellulite is a fat land whale.
He sees the creative mind as unstable and psychopahtic. He sees orders built on injustice and keeps going about the same skullvoid way of fixing them that never works.. even an ape can fathom if you keep fucking up change your strategem.
War has been waged on us. The time is now to fight back. If genocide comes.. so be it.
A banana peel? Who the fuck are you? Daffy duck?
Thank you Scott. You are saying what we are all thinking.
Feminism has had one spin off - it has enabled arguably the two most “successful” women in history - and by “successful” I don’t mean Jenna Jameson no BS successful, I mean successful from mastering the ridiculous nature of women. Martha Stewart & Oprah. Both sell heaping spoonfuls of crap back to women. Martha Stewart sells her doctorate level knowledge of hot glue guns and matching drapes w/ fake fruit. The kind of worthless BS women CANT do without - and Oprah - if you’re reading this and I need to explain Orpah to you - then youre a woman fuck off Dick’s site. Which is to say - feminism begats feminism. The cycle is self destructive. I can prove it to you - women want equal pay but without losing all the socially automatic “rights” they get for being inferior - like getting the door. When in your life has a woman ever got the door for you?… I open doors for guys all the fucking time - for a variety of man-reasons, from it’s the right thing, it’s courteous, it’s convenient for me in comparison, or just considerate, I respect others. Women are like crabs in a bucket, ever seen them drive?…You know the zipper? In construction where everyone lets one person in and we all get where the fuck we need to get fast, fair, and efficient - it’s always a woman who fuck it up. Women view other people as objects between them and whatever is exactly in front of their nose. My point is this - blah blah blah I’m tired of typing - fuck women. Ayn Rand was a cunt.
Then leave, asshole.
Dick, I sincerely hope you re-invest some of your capital into translations of your book. Thank God we finally have a foil to judge feminism by - the more I think about mabtw, the more I agree with it.
Voting? Caught my eye at first, but then why should women have the freedom to vote if they’re unwilling to contribute to democracy? Women sure as hell have caused their share of wars, but men have always ended them.
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Get some translations out as well; I’d recommend Arabic and Mandarin being that the developed cultures such languages associate with have, thus far, seen only dumbassery and disapproval from the west.
So long, psycho. I guess its time for your electro-shock therapy. Hopefully the administrator will slip on a banana peel, such that he will turn the output knob on full blast.
Rail as they will about ‘discrimination,’ women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism. -Pat Buchanan
Are you still repeating the same slanderous allegations over and over again? I suspect that not only are you moderately autistic, but possibly even mildly mentally retarded as well. As a parting remark, I must confess that only women such as yourself can really be “losers” because women are both intellectually and biologically inferior to men. Additionally, being a lesbian makes you markedly inferior to regular heterosexual females, ultimately making you thrice-damned as the typical Yankee loser that you’ve always been.
Get your frigid twat off the site, manhole.
For the record, even though Commander Scott was a tad out of line here, his insults made me laugh. I have to disagree with him about women being silent however. Sometimes, it’s better for a woman to speak to her man (especially when she’s told to). After years of conditioning, women have mastered the art of being at their bitchiest when they’re silent.
And Cowgirl, I welcome your posts. I find your attitude toward your fellow baby-makers refreshing, as well as your interests. I’m not much of an outdoorsman myself, but I’ve always liked women who are. Outdoorsy, country girls just don’t have the same sense of entitlement as the spoiled, cosmopolitan cunts who think they’re on “Sex in the City”. I really don’t see how you could have any difficulty getting a husband. I just saw your MySpace and you are damn cute. You seem like you’d be a lucky find. If I weren’t already married, I’d drive up to Canada and fuck the living daylights out of you myself.
You seem to be more emboldened lately, psycho. Did you dump a couple of grand at some macho guy you picked up at a Rio bar to fuck your fat ass? Would have been a lot cheaper if you were not so ugly. But I guess a real man is better than that kitchen candlestick you’ve been using all these years, especially after about half of it broke off in your rectum.
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and BTW, I am “no manhole” to you, dip-shit.
Don’t be naïve, sushi. I’ve done more for Dick in a few minutes than you’ve ever done with that frigid cunt of yours throughout your entire life.
I’ve already ordered a copy of Dick’s book through Amazon. It will soon be on my coffee table.
This from a guy with a doberman fetish.
Being raped by Orangutangs? Psychopathic? From your afore-mentioned comment, it is relatively clear that you are an American lesbian because you lack originality and imagination when it comes to disparaging your opponents; it’s obvious that you don’t possess the necessary intellectual ability that enables a normal individual to compose an effective riposte. You obviously don’t realize that you’ve been repeating these same pathetic insults over and over again ad infinitum. If anything, it’s definitive proof of the fact that you are a lower functioning autistic who has a bestiality fetish and severe difficulties forming interpersonal relationships with others.
And by the way, who gives a bloody damn about any woman, whether live or dead? I reserve all of my compassion and empathy for my fellow men, which is more than what any sane person could ever say about you.
In conclusion, get the fuck off the site, manhole. I sincerely hope your lesbian partner busts your face in with her bare fists.
hey commander, have you bought dick’s book yet? i bet you haven’t. i have though- i support my dick.