Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by Jon P
2009-06-07 21:13:54 - IP Man-Hash: a212a405bd8d0

YOU ARE SO DAMN INTELLIGENT!!!!!

 
Comment by Christain McDermott
2009-05-26 17:35:34 - IP Man-Hash: be7ba80c3fb5b

I’d just like to address the women scrolling through this site and bitching about what Master Dick has to say. Dick runs a business. His business is to sell books and promote his brand. The fact that you are on his website is proof positive that he is doing his job well. You will undoubtedly tell your man friends and woman friends alike about this “horrible” site that promotes “outdated” ideals. Your man friends will furrow their brows and agree with you, then immediately go to the site, read the articles, laugh their asses off and buy the book. This controversy you’re creating is nothing but gold for Dick and his brand. The worst part about all of it is: he’s right. Not on every point, granted, but who is? Women do feign away from added responsibilities simply throwing away old ones in exchange for news ones. Women are bad drivers, and don’t point to Danica Patrick as an exemption because she won a single race on a roadcircuit where her 100 lb weight advantage was insurmountable and she still almost blew it. Women have been absent for most of histories accomplishments and women are physically inferior. These are all facts. There is no disputing this. When women entered the work force a generation of children became irreparably fucked up because women neglected their old responsibilities(child rearing) in favor of their new “responsibility” of making half as much as their male counterparts. I personally think it’s beautiful that every successful woman in the world shuns feminism because it is retarded. Bitching and moaning about how unfair the world is gets you nowhere. Going out there, manning up and getting shit done does.

 
Comment by Brad Purcell
2009-05-22 19:09:14 - IP Man-Hash: eb9d0f6162ed7

Any hot Indian chick can suck my dick for a few ruppies. lol. Fuck em if you can find em and the younger the better, just don’t get caught.

Brad Purcell
brad.purcell@orasi.com
Orasi Software, Atlanta, GA

 
Comment by Baglady
2009-05-17 13:35:40 - IP Man-Hash: 14b6f8bcff2a8

May I ask where you get all of this to write about? My first thought is television, but that’d be just be too ridiculous of a place to get your opinions on females from. If it’s from real life, then you are either surrounded by some poor specimens of women, or you have a severely warped view. Then again, this website could just be a form of getting money considering it’s so controversial there’d undoubtedly be a ton of people coming on to check it out. Hell, the King of All Assholes (Dr. Phil) had you on. I’m going to bet a little bit on all three theories.

Back to the subject, that is one perception of women’s lib. The other is that they broke the I Love Lucy stereotype of women and were tired of being housewives. Maybe some women would prefer to be a housewife in their future, that’s fine, especially since I’m one of those people (minus the wife part). But, really, blowjobs? That’s not the point of women’s lib. It truly is interesting to see how some of you perceive history.

Comment by Justicar
2009-05-23 18:49:27 - IP Man-Hash: c0a87925be2ab

Well they should stay housewives, because they fuck up everything else.

 
 
Comment by Nicole
2009-05-05 16:10:42 - IP Man-Hash: 587d567f76e0d

Come on Dick, let’s play together. I will hop on a plane and fly to your home state, just to take a shit on your lawn.

Oh my god, women take shits? I know that’s mortifying news.

No fuck that, I would be willing to go on Dr. Phil with you. Call the Philster up and let’s make an appointment.

Dick Masterson: I’m not going to send you hate mail, because I honestly don’t give a fuck, but I absolutely encourage you to take the time out of your busy man-day to email a lowly, bitch of woman.

Now just for me saying that, you probably won’t. You’ll ignore my request, and your minions will attack my posts with every ounce of their intelligence.

Fire away ball-sacks, because I won’t see your lame responses anyway.

Comment by Chris
2009-05-05 16:18:25 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

That’s not gonna get you laid.

 
Comment by tex
2009-05-09 03:13:01 - IP Man-Hash: ac5b97fb61bc9

This one sure isn’t shy about seeking attention! Email me. Take me on national TV. I’m surprised there’s no phone number!

 
Comment by BestIsBetterThanBetter
2009-05-14 07:40:52 - IP Man-Hash: eaf03e3c67aca

realistically speaking, this guy isn’t relevant enough to be on Dr. Phil again….

 
Comment by chasingafantasy
2009-05-14 09:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: cd2683fee676e

Yes, God seems to have left the building….

 
Comment by James
2009-05-22 11:18:18 - IP Man-Hash: c4bde8d365de9

shutup bitch

 
 
Comment by Jeff
2009-05-02 09:29:38 - IP Man-Hash: c89205cd77cba

All of this has happened before in history, in ages past. For a while, you women manage to manipulate, but not forever. The Revoloution will prevail,and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. It’s as inevitable as the course of nature,and let me tell you,nature despises the rebel who tries to overthrow the right order of things.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-04-21 11:50:50 - IP Man-Hash: 555b1e0557557

Hit the treadmill, blobby.

 
Comment by paul d griffin
2009-03-27 21:35:21 - IP Man-Hash: 8d98ad73e3518

stupid fag dick sucks dick most likely mabey his partners or mabey he can bend over far enough to suck his own, regarless hes probably choked a few times, God hates fags, read romans 1:18-32, i could care less about fags dying, if you ever get the legal chance, please, for the love of God, stone a fag. p.s. who wouldn’t hate homosexuals? THEY PEE ON EACH OTHER AND CALL IT GOLDEN SHOWERS! THEY EA EACH OTHER DUNG! THIS MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT WOMEN TRADING BLOWJOBS WHENHE HIMSELF SUCKS SEMEN OUT OF DICKS! THIS MAN NEEDS TO DIE!

Comment by Muzalon
2009-03-28 01:49:52 - IP Man-Hash: f5f6ef05b31a3

Saint Paul was a ‘fag’ himself, idiot. Certainly, he hated women.

 
Comment by Bob
2009-03-28 02:08:20 - IP Man-Hash: 8923f361d4f16

I don’t give a shit what gays do to each other, it’s none of my business.

 
 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 17:57:20 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Chris, when you and Dick are like doing it and stuff……does he grunt like a stuck pig? Let your other “boyfriends” here know, they want some thought in their head to whack off to. LOL

Comment by Charles
2009-03-21 18:00:05 - IP Man-Hash: 85f5842be4c62

Seriously, bitch, do you have a problem with the gays?

Comment by John_Petrucci
2009-03-28 09:22:51 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Gays are cute =)
PROVING
That women don’t hate ‘em. X)

 
 
Comment by SURPRISED
2009-03-27 12:59:53 - IP Man-Hash: 834af17cabbdd

OH MY GOSH!!!!! This site is fucking crazy. Dick head is fucking crazy. Geez, did somebody ripped his heart out? I have nothing against gays but are most guys in here gay? Even if most of you guys were gay, don’t you guys have mothers and sisters. Do you guys think of your mothers like that? OMG, I feel sorry for your ungrateful asses (specially DICK HEAD).

Comment by Ja Rule
2009-03-29 05:38:37 - IP Man-Hash: 481ba5e906195

“Omg! This is MADness! :o” “No b1tch, this is MABTW.com Get off the site ho” Kicks off site, into internets.

Comment by porthladd
2009-05-02 09:37:58 - IP Man-Hash: ba9716a7a30db

Are you an lolcat?

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Comment by killinmachine
2009-03-27 13:33:00 - IP Man-Hash: 0fe6a51e9ac76

Hey superiorly dumb woman, your homophobia and blank assumed statements are the exact proof of what an idiot you are. Go make yourself useful on a dick

 
 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:42:17 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Oh, Chrissy, shitboy, you are SO obsessed……..wow, and you can type in pretty pictures, too…….wow, you think with all that gov’t money you are leeching off, you would have something valuable to do with your pathetic existence. Ah…….well, maybe you are an example to those who don’t want to be ugly, stinking, soulless, unwanted failures all their lives…………

Comment by micho
2009-04-08 15:19:11 - IP Man-Hash: 4f170a2732404

Are you a legsian?

 
 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:40:02 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Well, aren’t you such a HAPPY “man”, or what has to pass for it on this shithole site. LOL
Are ALL the males in your family useless rotten failures or just you, asswipe? LOL

 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:31:12 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Pus from Muzalon’s festering sore on his smelly Jew ass. :)

Comment by Chris
2009-03-21 16:33:30 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Are you still mad because someone dropped a house on your sister?

We stretched your asshole from (_x_) to (__(O)__) already once today, and you’re begging for more?

Fuck women are stupid.

 
 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:30:03 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Isn’t it troubling that so many Spics/Niggas/Coons/Kikes blame classy women for all their troubles? No wonder the world doesn’t care when some gangsta blows them away to hell/they rightly go to prison where garbage like them belong. LOL Smelly, ugly, lazy pieces of shit the world forgot about. LOL

Comment by Chris
2009-03-21 16:34:30 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

“classy women”… you mean like you??

Fuck off and die.

 
Comment by Tom
2009-04-12 21:13:57 - IP Man-Hash: 36271f9f3c642

Ah, racism. What a great way to make our point seem valid, informed and worthy.

 
 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:20:55 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

My mother makes 6 figures……so do I…..guess who lucked out, honey?

Comment by Muzalon
2009-03-27 14:52:20 - IP Man-Hash: f5f6ef05b31a3

Just keep sending us weapons at knock down prices, Cave Girl. You need your oil, after all.

6 figures my ass.

 
 
Comment by Rufus T. Firefly
2009-03-21 14:55:37 - IP Man-Hash: 77787f62d1c00

Look you guys gotta go to India, buy yourself a really good looking girl over there for about $200.00 buck. Hell is all right over there to beat the shit out of them if they dont cook and clean and oh yea give you all of the blowjobs you want. Yessir indeedy you gotta get an Indian woman.

Comment by Charles
2009-03-21 14:59:29 - IP Man-Hash: 85f5842be4c62

My two best friends are Indian women, and your comment is FAR from true. Well, my friends are definitely in the upper social bracket, so perhaps they don’t count.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-03-21 15:02:51 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

What? I can get an American whore to suck my cock for FREE. Thats’ what American girls are for - sportfucking. And if she won’t fuck you, some other one will.

American men are the ones with choices.
American women are NOT.

They think its the other way around. That’s why Americanized anglo-cunts are totally insane. But insane is OK, I don’t have to live with her or marry her.

Thank Christ.

Comment by Muzalon
2009-03-21 15:18:13 - IP Man-Hash: b8299a7e09fcb

*I don’t have to live with her or marry her*

Imagine it!

 
 
Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:17:04 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Hope she slices off your penis and stuffs it in your mouth, shithole. :)

 
 
Comment by Mechrobioticon
2009-03-19 17:43:05 - IP Man-Hash: a214c738513c2

“Women belong in the kitchen” jokes are almost as funny as nigger jokes.

Don’t get me wrong, I laughed; this just seems like some really lazy humor.

Comment by Mechrobioticon
2009-03-19 18:26:08 - IP Man-Hash: a214c738513c2

Also, there was a trade?

Because I don’t get cooking, cleaning, OR blowjobs.

Blowjob? What’s that? If I want one of those, I better stretch first.

Comment by Charles
2009-03-19 19:00:14 - IP Man-Hash: 0f83442c29312

Lol, you’re pretty funny, man.

 
 
 
Comment by Puny
2009-02-18 14:04:48 - IP Man-Hash: 458709c7d53e9

what are the ladies trying to prove? being smart? get back in the kitchen

Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 16:23:36 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Go back to being jealous, boy. It must suck to be you, shit. Now run along, your Daddy wants your ass again, loser. :)

Comment by Charles
2009-03-21 17:06:54 - IP Man-Hash: 85f5842be4c62

And you advocate child abuse?!?

You truly are one of a kind.

 
Comment by Jeff
2009-05-02 09:17:31 - IP Man-Hash: c89205cd77cba

You cant even come up with an intelligent insult you worthless slotcrotch.

 
Comment by porthladd
2009-05-02 09:36:21 - IP Man-Hash: ba9716a7a30db

Yeah, really. Wtf is wrong with you.

 
 
 
Comment by Angelo
2009-02-15 20:04:04 - IP Man-Hash: 086f9f5909bb0

Traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs? Fuck that, I get both whenever the fuck I demand it. And what a coincidence, she’s making homemade apple pie tonight.

Am I bragging? You bet your ass I am, I deserve it for finding a woman without teeth in her vagina.

 
Comment by Flashpoint
2009-02-14 05:22:00 - IP Man-Hash: e39cabca554bd

Well, to be honest. Do you guys ask them to cook? I know that they don’t. (Many of them can’t) However, the ball is in your court when it comes to control. Just say, cook me some dinner. I do that all the time. It works. Even girls that don’t cook, start learning how to cook for me. If they dont, I dont give them any attention. I think this article forgets one thing….

 
Comment by c
2009-02-07 17:10:03 - IP Man-Hash: 05ca257e20988

Thaaaaank god im a lesbian!

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-02-07 17:21:29 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

No you’re not. Women only CLAIM to be lesbians to get the attention of men. See? It worked. Congratulations.

Comment by Dick is a Dick-head
2009-03-04 14:24:22 - IP Man-Hash: ced12b4cf62d5

So do gay men pretend to be gay to get the attention of women? I don’t think so…it’s just a coincidence that men find lesbians attractive

Comment by Chris
2009-03-04 14:32:34 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

No… But I pretend to be gay to DUMP women.

ME: “I don’t want to see you anymore”.

SHE: “What? Why not?”.

ME: “I;m gay.”

SHE: “OMG you’re SO not gay!”

ME: “OMFG! Yes, I am! I love what you’re wearing by the way. It really sets off your eyes. Bye.”

Then she sees me with another girl and all hell breaks loose.

See if you tell a girl you don’t want to see her anymore, she will THINK you’re gay.

If you tell her you don’t want to see her anymore BECAUSE you’re gay, she will think you’re NOT.

That’s how fucked in the head you stupid cunts are.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by Superior Woman
2009-03-21 17:54:11 - IP Man-Hash: d671abe2b817f

Chris, drive a chisel through your eyeball…..that’s what you deserve, shit. :)

 
 
 
 
Comment by studioline
2009-02-08 03:22:33 - IP Man-Hash: 760142271394e

thank God we don’t get pulled by cheap BS like this one any more.

 
 

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