Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by Molestus DesChevres
2010-08-21 05:23:32 - IP Man-Hash: 67ca00bb4843a

Gee. I guess one biased, unverified anecdote proves the fems were right all along.

 
Comment by Sam
2010-08-13 09:24:19 - IP Man-Hash: 53fb4fcbfbb25

Timmy. Your post doesn’t make any sense.

 
Comment by Timmy the Kid
2010-08-13 01:00:50 - IP Man-Hash: be62f96bc4a6b

“She only did it to get what she wanted. ”
You don’t know how stupid that sounds you dumb cunt.

If you think having a negroes cock in your mouth is power, then you can’t be 100% human.

-Timmy the kid

 
Comment by Sam
2010-08-12 16:23:18 - IP Man-Hash: 53fb4fcbfbb25

They blow jobs stop after marriage. She only did it to get what she wanted. Finally admitted she hates it and refuses to accommodate him any longer. Ask any guy who has been married.

 
Comment by Bright One
2010-08-11 19:13:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3b6e096086f4a

Ofcourse they did. That’s why ‘witches’ are women

 
Comment by James
2010-07-14 05:58:16 - IP Man-Hash: 311ed0f0647eb

Actually, most arcuologists believe women invented agraculture while the males were out hunting.

Comment by Watcher
2010-07-14 07:35:49 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Idiot

 
Comment by Watcher
2010-07-14 07:43:56 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

It’s feminist revisionist thinking though, as NOBODY can ever know for sure, there will always remain the possibility that it’s true I suppose.

 
 
Comment by Cunt Cleansing
2010-07-09 06:07:10 - IP Man-Hash: 0fc22aa7ef986

We need to exterminate the feminists

Comment by Sam
2010-07-09 14:13:01 - IP Man-Hash: 53fb4fcbfbb25

At the very least, drop them off on a deserted island where they can bitch themselves to death.

 
Comment by Alina
2010-07-14 08:20:55 - IP Man-Hash: fea5ef259b002

It would make sense.

 
 
Comment by Cunt Cleansing
2010-07-09 03:45:39 - IP Man-Hash: 0fc22aa7ef986

God is a man
Adolf Hilter was a man

Women are just bugs

Real men don’t argue with insects.

If a cunt trys to argue with a proud man, stomp her like the catapillar she is

Comment by Alina
2010-07-09 03:47:21 - IP Man-Hash: f5b2a1a9b46b7

Those men/fictional characters earned their name in history, you are nothing but a blob of meat that fell out of an insect.

Comment by Cunt Cleansing
2010-07-09 06:15:43 - IP Man-Hash: 0fc22aa7ef986

If Hitler was alive, you’d be in an oven.

Comment by Alina
2010-07-10 23:46:52 - IP Man-Hash: f5b2a1a9b46b7

Would you season me first? mantastic empathy and all?

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Comment by Timmy the kid 卐
2010-07-11 05:26:19 - IP Man-Hash: 0fc22aa7ef986

Cunt insects fail at being passive aggresive

☠Timmy

 
Comment by Alina
2010-07-11 05:29:18 - IP Man-Hash: f5b2a1a9b46b7

*news headlines*

Insect shit goes to jail for being a pedo.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by R777T
2010-06-17 19:07:50 - IP Man-Hash: 28fd4d2a62cae

All the males who post comments on this site need help and all the females who post comments on this site are bitchy. I actually know a tall attractive women in her 40′s who is soft spoken and very intelligent. She was my nurse in INOVA Fairfax Hospital and she is very smart in math and science. I asked her some personal questions and believe it or not, gender equality is real in this world.

 
Comment by R666T
2010-06-17 19:03:52 - IP Man-Hash: 28fd4d2a62cae

All male people who post comments on this site need help and all females who post comments on this site are bitchy. I know a tall attractive women in her 40′s who was my nurse in INOVA Fairfax Hospital who is very intelligent and soft spoken and she is very smart in math in science. I asked her some personal questions and believe it or not, gender equality is real in this world.

 
Comment by Aj7
2010-06-03 12:58:46 - IP Man-Hash: 65a9235bc1e2a

@alina: That comment was for the dumb feminist cunts who call men “gay”, just because men dont agree with their feminist bullshit and rightfully believe “men are better than women”. Yeah, you dont need to admit it, I know that’s why you cant stop coming on this site, you get “wet” reading our posts. My hatred is for feminists, not normal women. There’s a big difference…..

Comment by Alina
2010-06-03 23:29:32 - IP Man-Hash: b3de1f9392c48

ACTUALLY i am kinda disapointed in the sexual based insults towards me, I mostly cum here because i actually support aspects of this site. Such as how a large % of females in society today abuse their rights. I also find the views of the males here depending on who quite interesting and or humourous, and feel i learn allot about male psych by being here.

But i did think that was a pretty orgasmic comment

Comment by kacha
2010-06-13 01:25:14 - IP Man-Hash: 001bbe471c820

Lol cum. That’s why I have a pussy and you have a dick :)

Comment by Alina
2010-06-17 17:35:08 - IP Man-Hash: e9edcf8f9598c

You think a vagina doesn’t cum? That’s why I’m an adult and you’re a kid.

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Comment by Aj7
2010-06-17 18:56:14 - IP Man-Hash: a5f4980429855

Forget age, that kaca whore is just a disrespectful lil feminist bitch. She might just be an older bitch looking for attention, probably older than sweetdeviant (no offence sd). You just keep cumming on this site and pretend you’re here to “support men’s rights”.

 
Comment by Kacha
2010-06-19 18:01:24 - IP Man-Hash: 4681d23dd480b

and you’re all so mad over a kid..-sigh- no wonder you’re on here lurking all day. Guys think about cum you idiot and say it on fucking website comments. END OF STORY

 
Comment by Alina
2010-06-28 02:19:15 - IP Man-Hash: e9edcf8f9598c

Only cause you can’t read long stories.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Alina
2010-06-03 04:42:20 - IP Man-Hash: b3de1f9392c48

“Tell you what, get down on your knees, stick you tongue out along with your tits and beg for my cock. Then you can find out how “gay” I am, when I shoot my load all over your shit face. Wow, you are such a lucky lil bitch.”

Id trade cooking for that, but not my day job.

 
Comment by BabyDoll
2010-05-25 18:28:45 - IP Man-Hash: 20f8f7a236089

SUPPORT ALL TRUE FEMINIST’S 100%!

Comment by Katriana
2010-06-19 18:57:04 - IP Man-Hash: 4681d23dd480b

I’m not feminist, I just think we deserve a little more than this site gives us credit for.

 
Comment by Aero
2010-07-20 09:40:24 - IP Man-Hash: 527adaabee702

Don’t you mean “feminazi?”

 
 
Comment by BabyDoll
2010-05-25 18:27:59 - IP Man-Hash: 20f8f7a236089

THEY ARE JEALOUS CAUSE THEY GAVE UP CLEANING & COOKING FOR DA’ BIG COCKS & BJ’s TOO!!!! GLORIA ALLRED RULES!!!!

Comment by Katriana
2010-06-19 18:55:39 - IP Man-Hash: 4681d23dd480b

somewhere along these two posts you managed to lose your temper and then forget what name you were posting under..

 
 
Comment by Danyelle
2010-05-25 11:52:07 - IP Man-Hash: 20f8f7a236089

if ALLLLL women gave guys bjs ,anal,etc that thier bro-raped asses could ever want they would be singing a different tune.
but NORMAL women are not going to let themselves be degraded like that so give up yall controling-wanna-be’s!

 
Comment by grls
2010-05-25 04:10:30 - IP Man-Hash: e247aa185b2fb

:-D LOL

 
Comment by proudtobeawoman
2010-05-14 07:12:49 - IP Man-Hash: 128df7e53de36

oh! no!

 
Comment by Watcher
2010-05-10 14:12:31 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

To all regular posters – sorry for my absence, I’m back now.

@Arouet
You asked me to post my thoughts on the ‘women’s movement’; if it has achieved anything of benefit and if it was a legitimate movement.

The task has proved to be ASTOUNDINGLY frustrating; I just felt that I was unable to really capture and express the quintessential flaws in its ethos.

I was unsatisfied with my every attempt that I made in trying to define what my mind was so easily able to intuit – until now.

I have found an essay, a marvellous piece of pros, which eloquently expresses what I was unable to write.

Please read it and tell me what you think.

http://infomotions.com/etexts/gutenberg/dirs/etext04/wsuff10.htm

 
Comment by LadyWomanLadida
2010-04-25 22:48:50 - IP Man-Hash: 5d5cc6d6236eb

LOLOMG go to article “i wanna be a crackwhore when I grow” up and read the comments. I laughed so hard that I’m crying Lolhahaha!

Comment by LadyWomanLadida
2010-04-25 22:49:32 - IP Man-Hash: 5d5cc6d6236eb

LOL, Go to the really long one I mean

 
 
Comment by Raj7
2010-04-25 00:10:16 - IP Man-Hash: 461860dee53fc

Feminist cunt mentality, they all think the same. Fornicate off to child porn and pull gay stories out of their fat asses. Well done cynical cunt…or is the same cunt who wrote the shit story?