Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by your mama
2005-06-10 05:00:07

Oh yeah and another thing real quick I’m sure there are plenty of men out there who also give up the poop shoot for a little promotion as well. Lets not forget gay is in. Dick you should know that.

 
Comment by your mama
2005-06-10 04:57:31

This is to Mickey the Misogynist if that’s all women need to do to get a promotion then who is on the other side giving the promotion? Um, let me see a brain dead man who all he cares about is getting his dick sucked. Most women know that this is a mans weakness. Turn the tables and a woman would never give a man a promotion for a little. Yeah it’s bad but you can’t control how the world is by typing a couple of letters and expect it to change. I’m sure these women have eventually given up on men noticing any of their real talents and have to sucumb(MP) to brain dead tactics.

 
2005-06-09 21:36:15

Tis true. The woman of today are nothing more than harlots and whores who’ll rim pigs if it means a promotion.

 
Comment by The Duster
2005-06-09 16:49:02

Nicole: you forgot the fourth comment: Hey, this bitch Nicole won’t shut the fuck up and has absolutely NOTHING of substance or relevance to share

Dick: You really couldn’t be any more right than you are on this one, good buddy. The women of yesteryear has left without so much of a trace of the wafting beauty belonging to fresh-baked brownies. They have traded in just about everything to try to assfuck their way up the corporate ladder- no shlong to long or short to keep modern women’s lips off the tip of “success”

 
Comment by Nicole
2005-06-08 09:51:15

Yes well done Dick, people are commenting on your website about the three following things:

1.) Ha ha this website must be a joke, only a complete idiot would make serious arguments as biased as these

2.) You’re a sexist pig who should get a life

3.) Oh I agree men are so much better……….why will no one love me?

 
Comment by Ally
2005-06-08 08:17:45

jerk

 
Comment by jackie
2005-06-08 06:10:29

as i read through your comments, i see that quite a few people are riled up for no good reason. mission accomplished, dick.

 
Comment by peemil
2005-06-08 04:10:13

You’ve gotta love this site. You’re a champion.

 
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