Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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Perhaps you are right astromuffy. My communication skills are clearly terrible compared to yours in a feminist environment.
Maybe the wimmin on feministing.com would have understood me better if I wrote like you:
1. No paragraphs
2. No capital letters at the beginning of sentences
3. Sentences that finish with a comma not a fullstop
4. Atrocious spelling
5. Long winded explanations
6. Illogical, irrational and circular arguments
7. Ad-hominem attacks and other logical fallacies.
Damn, I have so much to unlearn with regards to having a conversation with fellow women, it would seem.
Muffy, PLEASE just back away from the computer! These men are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you. Are you trying to prove that you are an idiot? It’s embarrassing, juvenile and definately not funny.
luka says:
“I have managed to get myself banned from feministing.com - quite amusing.”
see what i said about comunication skills?
it IS funny!!
ha ha ha ha ha
Don’t worry gentlemen I am just communicating to astromuffy in the only language she understands. ;oP
OMG, like, reelie? i can be just like you,
wow, your rite - i must b jealous,
bein’ an attention whore is wat i awayz wanted 2 b
reelie, wat r these horrid men talking bout they r soooooooooo mysoginstuck,
i wuld luv 2 bash there heds in wiv a dickshonary!!!!!!!
i dunt udderstand y men fink wymen r so stopid - purrrrhaps they r more stopid cos they dunt udderstand us????
Cat fight!
-Big Al
Thats because you’re standing in the barrel and shooting at your feet.
OMG. Muffy, just shut up will you.
dick! i’ll bet you think i was talking about you when i said i like dick!
wolfe - ugh - FINE, i’ll dig up ALL THE BLOODY LINKS and post them, if it’ll get you off my back.
honestly, i can’t figure out why YOU are taking ME so damn seriously that you would go to all the trouble of doing it yourself.
luka - your jealous that i’m a successful attention whore. don’t be jealous, if you want something (in this case attention, because being a woman automatically makes you an attention whore) then just imitate the pros.
around here, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
just make a few typos/spelling errors, and you’re on your way!
Great long-winded story, astromuffy. Now how about shutting the fuck up.
-Dick
You’ve got a fat chance of figuring us out, if after all that feminist brainwashed drivel you cant even figure out if you’re a feminist or not.
Certainly from my perspective, the intellectual orthodoxy of the feminist movement seems to rival the best of the Stalinists.
It’s actually, IMO, a very valid point. Anyone rational attempting to accomplish certain goals should look at what they’ve achieved after a time and determine the best way to proceed.
That’s ultimately what will destroy feminism in its present form. The bazaar of ideas beats the cathedral, every time.
Dick will tolerate pretty much anything except spam (this includes very frequent off-topic posts by female posters, though I think that’s only hit one woman in the history of MABTW). The community as a whole has a low tolerance for poor writing, stupidity and racism. (Astrology is generally held to fit into the ’stupidity’ category). Some topics simply won’t interest us, so while they may be valid, they’ll get short shrift.
-wolfe
They will never give up as long as they have that “entitlement” mindset. Equilibrium is not their goal - they want global domination. They arn’t martrys either, but an evil cancer among civilisation.
If women really wanted to work in coalmines and on oilrigs in the past, you should have just said so. But that’s not how women’s minds work.
Why raise a point when you can just sit on it and fester ’till your opportunity arises to collectively play the victim and start making completely selfish and unreasonable demands on society.
Why stop there? Why not demand lower standards so you can infiltrate the media and academic foundations, to start twisting facts and re-write history according to that agenda. Indoctrinate future generations of children to grow up viewing men as weak, animalistic in nature and oppressive, ensuring that the cycle continues.
The quicker women wake up to this nonsense, the better
I have managed to get myself banned from feministing.com - quite amusing. I guess they didn’t like me suggesting that feminism needs to change to take into accounts the rights of both men and women in order to survive and avoid a backlash against the movement.
Oooops! (LMAO)
I suppose that was looking for trouble - but I was curious to see what would happen.
Interesting that on feministing.com all I had to do was voice a different opinion and their immediate response was ‘don’t feed the troll’ and I was soon kicked off their site. Their intolerance for other opinions says a lot about their bigotry and narrow mindedness. At least on the MABTW site a difference of opinion is allowed.
This leads me to the opinion that feminists cannot handle different opinions. Pathetic.
I was having a nap, actually. With the time zone and all.
Psychobabble 101. Presumptuous muffing, aren’t we?
Why is it you presume to be all knowing about the person of perfect strangers on the internet that happen to be of diverging opinion on matters you hold dear? Why is it you feminists proceed to making such blatantly arrogant statements as:
Followed by whatever follow-up lines you find fit to parrot.
All bourne psychoanalysts, Frauds reincarnated, are you? Or is it those ‘wome’s studies’ writing the party line?
I dare not make such personal assumptions in an attempt to play mind games with people I wish to insult or indirect ad hominem attacks upon. I don’t do it in the first place. I simply insult per se. Though I haven’t done so yet. Not to you, anyway.
This simplicity, straightforwardness and frankness even in insult is a decidedly male attribute.
Bait for a retort to build on, if that’s what you want. You got it. Build on it.
You really have no clue, do you? A full diagnosis, if you please, shrink. I’m looking forward to what other probs. and analogies, other than the rabbit and hare, you can come up with.
And what’s “and you know, that in areas of comparable abilities, women are fast gaining ground” supposed to mean?
Can’t you really be any more explicit, more intelligible? What areas? Which abilities? What does “gaining ground” mean? What’s your point, really?!
Lose the methaphores and stop writing between the lines if you want me to understand.
sonyad,
maybe i am a feminist, but just didn’t know it. after a life time of trying, in vain, to reason with men, it’s becoming patently clear that i’m on a fool’s errand.
i understand your problem.
you can’t control women.
you think you should be able to control them, but you can’t
and you know, that in areas of comparable abilities, women are fast gaining ground.
maybe this is the real tortoise and hare story.
maybe, underneath it all, you are terrified, that when we take our rightful place in cultural ascendency, that we will be as ruthless with you, as you have been with us over millennia.
i’m trying very hard to act as a friend on behalf of your sex, because i’m rather fond of dick.
when we take over the world, and when men become subordinate to us, i wanted to speak on behalf of assigining men to tasks that they enjoy, and can perform well.
but honeslty, i don’t know why i bother.
oh yeah, because i’m rather fond of dick.
nah, i’m not mad, and i don’t want to disturb you in your slumber, so i’ll just tiptoe out now…
Anger gave way to reason, reason to understanding, understanding to sympathy, and sympathy to limp-wristed acquiescence
How come the men who post on this site don’t use sneer quotes when talking about ‘women’?
Oops.
-Big Al
Ahahah! Your true colours shining through. And here I thought I’d been a tad rude to you, especially considering the likely age gap:
Why don’t women stop coming on here just bent on ’scandal’ and seeking to turn this into feministing2.com?
The OverMind is speaking through thee, isn’t it? Anyway, don’t go away mad, just go away.