Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by Billy
2006-09-01 07:00:39 - IP Man-Hash: 6b1e38d77685c

Female said:

Is that some kind of jibe? You’ve already threatened by implication when you quoted from a site advocating violence against women. It doesn’t matter that the quoted site was satirical as you originally didn’t cite your source or mention that it was tongue-in-cheek, thus making it appear that your intention was to imply that violence against women is perfectly acceptable. The verbal abuse you display here also seems to support the likelihood that you use physical abusive force against women, or if you don’t, you would if you could legally get away with it.

No look at the name here, Man killer… You don’t cry about violence when a woman advocate violence. You have talked about violence against men and that is OK with women and now you get your panties in a knot because I said that “IF” (keyword for the dumb bitch). What hypcrites you are.
Like @ wymankind.org she has scum manifesto on her site and then cries about violence against women. Damn what stupid hypocritical people you are. Women should not be able to express themsleves freely.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-08-31 21:25:10 - IP Man-Hash: d8f419652ad49

Female said:

Is that some kind of jibe? You’ve already threatened by implication when you quoted from a site advocating violence against women.

I smell a rape charge! Better have your alibi ready, Billy!

-Dick

 
Comment by Billy
2006-08-31 19:42:05 - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c

The world’s longest sentence.
Congrats you won the contest!!
Ahhh but you were the only contestant so that means you should go play with yourself somewhere.

 
Comment by Female
2006-08-31 18:29:54 - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2

Billy said:

I bet these girls would really get their knockers in a knot if we talked about harming them.

Is that some kind of jibe? You’ve already threatened by implication when you quoted from a site advocating violence against women. It doesn’t matter that the quoted site was satirical as you originally didn’t cite your source or mention that it was tongue-in-cheek, thus making it appear that your intention was to imply that violence against women is perfectly acceptable. The verbal abuse you display here also seems to support the likelihood that you use physical abusive force against women, or if you don’t, you would if you could legally get away with it.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-08-31 18:02:58 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

How can you read such rubbish, wolfe? I can hardly get past the second line-break. You are a very patient person.

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-08-31 17:57:19 - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181

Derek, the best place for posts like that is on the forums … go register if you haven’t, and welcome to the site. Enjoy!

man killer said:

hi dereck i [sic] hope you are not a woman hater [sic] but do join in it is really fun [sic] they really think i’m a 15 year old [sic] and i [sic] live in essex [sic] you can tell mike is english [sic] i admit i do smoke [sic] rollies but i [sic] don’t live in a council flat and live on benifits [sic] actually i’m prettie [sic] much the oppisite [sic] but hey got to have a laugh now and again even though if i was [sic] a crack head and all of that i [sic] still seem to have my laptop [sic] wierd [sic] because most druggies would have sold everything they have got.

I’m glad Female now knows the difference between ‘was’ and ‘were’ so she can avoid looking like this … person.

-wolfe

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-08-31 13:43:31 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Click on this link. It should provide some insight.

 
Comment by Derek
2006-08-31 13:37:27 - IP Man-Hash: 784f877a2116f

Please let me know if this post would be more appropriate in another section, but has anyone noticed how much of television is geared toward making women feel superior? What’s with all the men cast as buffoons and the woman-hero scenarios? I’m getting really sick of this implication that women exist to maintain order and men can’t keep from fucking it up. It’s the total opposite of how things really are! Are women controling television somehow?

 
Comment by man killer
2006-08-31 13:35:24 - IP Man-Hash: 01cca260d4865

hi dereck i hope you are not a woman hater but do join in it is really fun they really think i’m a 15 year old and i live in essex you can tell mike is english i admit i do smoke rollies but i don’t live in a council flat and live on benifits actually i’m prettie much the oppisite but hey got to have a laugh now and again even though if i was a crack head and all of that i still seem to have my laptop wierd because most druggies would have sold everything they have got.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-08-31 13:20:12 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Welcome to the site Derek. If you’re a man, feel free to comment.

 
Comment by Derek
2006-08-31 13:15:03 - IP Man-Hash: 784f877a2116f

I found this site today. Thanks! I’m really enjoying it!
Derek

 
Comment by Billy
2006-08-31 12:29:35 - IP Man-Hash: d691254030680

man killer said:

I have just turned 15 whats your excuse?

Ahhh yes she is fully matured now. As mature as a woman can be.
7 year old mentality.
Women are so violent minded these days.

I bet these girls would really get their knockers in a knot if we talked about harming them.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-08-31 09:33:17 - IP Man-Hash: bd6bb0a60cc85

Oh you guy’s dont think females are about the jihad?

One of the bombers that was foiled by the English was a mother who smuggled liquid explosive into her one month old son’s formula bottle.

Men are better than women.

 
Comment by sonyad
2006-08-31 08:56:08 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

Must be some radical Islamist in England, to be rejoicing at that the way it is. Then again, muslims don’t drink. Or at least aren’t supposed to. Nor do I see it fancying living under sharia law.

Yup, most likely just some foul fowl pending maturation.

 
Comment by mike
2006-08-31 08:54:14 - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02

man killer said:

i have just turned 15 whats your excuse?

15 years old, no job, clearly not at school, vodka addiction…..

You sound like a grotty Essex girl single mum on benefits. I bet you’re a crackhead, pasty-faced whore sitting there smoking rollups in your dingy step-mums flat, or some nasty shit. Ewwwwww

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2006-08-31 08:44:24 - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b

man killer said:

i have just turned 15 whats your excuse?

Ok, so the “man killer” personality is a 15-year-old girl. How old is the “Stef” personality? And is she as bloodthirsty as the “man killer” one?

By the way, is it just the two personalities, or are there more? How often do you cycle between them? Can this disorder be treated with medication or cognitive behavioral therapy?

 
Comment by mike
2006-08-31 08:39:57 - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02

Stef said:
p.s. september the 11th was a gloryous day for Britain, the pubs even stayed open all night to celebrate.

That has to be the most disgustingly inappropriate comment anyone has ever said, as well as a complete lie.

Then again it came from the gender that voted for Hitler, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2006-08-31 08:38:53 - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b

Whatever, honey-bunchkins. Now crawl back into your bottle and pass out, dreaming sweet little dreams of candy-cake skies, marmelade kisses, and dead bodies. In the mean time, mommy and daddy will have an adult conversation.

 
Comment by man killer
2006-08-31 08:37:49 - IP Man-Hash: 01cca260d4865

i have just turned 15 whats your excuse?

 
Comment by Stef
2006-08-31 08:33:44 - IP Man-Hash: 01cca260d4865

Oi son of the skanks. Did you know 80% of america is obese and probably you are too. But i’m not american. nor will i take their advice. But McDonalds has just opened over there so you’d better get to comfort eating because it’s only a matter of time before america gets attacked again. i just hope that this time they get a lot more of you.
p.s. september the 11th was a gloryous day for Britain, the pubs even stayed open all night to celebrate.

 
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