Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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Of course. But your baby girls? What do they think of sexist, oppressive daddy?
The same thing he tell every woman. NO WOMEN ALLOWED on this website. There is nothing offensive about that at all.
Oh ok. Well, I don’t believe that. Do you have any daughters? What do you tell them?
We have abslotutely no problems with women. We simply don’t believe they’re as good at anything as men.
We also believe they should not post here.
Ya’ll are so silly. I’m curious, what do you have against vaginas? Why Does having a vagina, in your mind, mean the absence of intellectual substance? Because I like dicks. I dont think dicks are stupid. Most of all, I like the one and only manly Dick.
The Dick with the balls. Muah for Dick.
Yes, she is funnily cute, in a goofy, womanly way. She’s got her attention whore on blatantly obvious, though.
WAB is so stupid it is funny
Maybe
I think she is trying to solict customers.
Sounds more like wishful thinking to me.
Have fun with that WAB. Sounds like its happened before.
-Strength and Honor-
This site is making me horny. Someone talk dirty to me and tell me how stupid I am and what a pathetic bitch I am and spit on me and cum in my face so I can lick it off my lips.
Genious
Now, now! There are plenty of whores willing to open their legs for any guy willing to buy them a drink. I know because I’ve done it. So you’re comeback sucks, much like that chick who was sucking me after a few beers.
I am just tired of all the bullshit and head games, make me wants to stab something.
Don’t you know it’s your job to make her life wonderful and what you get in return is misery.
It don’t seem like a fair trade off.
Todays women make me sick.
why don’t you ‘get thee to a nunnery’…
better yet, ‘avant and quit my sight’…
‘it is a peerless kins[wo]man’…
Why don’t you look closer bereft of the glass’ hindrance?
oh big al, you’re just too big for me…
and billy, could i pause [for effect] as opposed to taking a plain ‘ol break, or, pardon my ingratitude, being given a break.
either way, women get fever often and therefore need to have their temperature taken whether it’s their idea or not.
['tis true that a thermometer still in its wrapping will do just fine, but what a thrill for us waifs to see that mercury in all its glory.]
Hey give her a break, she is just trying out her new brain transplant..
Sorry dear this one isn’t working either!
And you can demonstrate female wit, relevance, debating skills, punctuation and capitalization in two paragraphs.
Apparently.
-Big Al