Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by wolfe
2006-12-28 16:58:58 - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952

maxime said:
women invented agriculture.

Actually, the first domesticated crops were most likely grains used in the production of beer. Any bets as to which gender figured that out?

maxime said:
cooking is a feminist endeavour by the way…. it strengthens bonds between people… its actually a positive thing… it never oppressed people. But unfortunatley becasue of the capialist labour system,

Horrors! The Capitalist labor system! So Oppressive! Actually letting willing workers be compensated for their toil at whatever wages they want to accept.

Communism was so much more non-exploitive. It sucks how capitalism ruined so many lives, killed hundreds of millions of people, created vast gulags and concentration camps of millions, wrecked economies, devastated entire inland seas, never gave money to charities.

Curse those capitalists.

And thank Goddess for feminists who invented cooking!

maxime said:
bitches

I love how maxime shows her respect for women.

-wolfe

 
Comment by maxime
2006-12-28 14:49:41 - IP Man-Hash: f3985859c0102

oh and one more thing….
cooking is a feminist endeavour by the way…. it strengthens bonds between people… its actually a positive thing… it never oppressed people. But unfortunatley becasue of the capialist labour system, some women felt like it was undervalued. . . . you’re still fooling yourselves into thinking women are against cooking or that it is somethign which oppresses women so that they dont wanna do it….
you shoudl be complaining about how the capitalist system exploits and undervalues people instead. the feminist fight wasnt agaisnt MEN but against the system which devlues work.
see reference by eminent anarchist feminist bitch: Avakian Arlene’s “Through the kitchen window”

bitches

 
Comment by maxime
2006-12-28 14:44:16 - IP Man-Hash: f3985859c0102

shit actually,

women invented agriculture. If men go hunting, then someone needs to gather the berries, the edible greens, roots and discern good plants from bad ones, and then cook them, rpeferably the non-poisonous kinds they identify. More: to gather as much non-hunting material food, women gatherers needed to keep track and experiment with the growth of plants, their cycles- preferences of soils and where/how they grow best. the man;s muscles of course help with the tilling of the soil or clearing the grounds for plantation… but the science and art of horticulture-turned- agriculture is solely due to women’s work and genertational genious and communicative infomation gatehring, transferring, processing.

fools.

how do you ever wish to conquer women with such bad information.????

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2006-12-24 22:52:53 - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b

Rob said:

“OH DEAR LORD” — The actual words that came out of my mouth when I saw a link to this website.

I have finally found the website I will be viewing on my death bed. I felt like I’ve been fighting a one man fight all this time, spamming up feminist websites and degrading them as much as possible, just to make their periods feel a little worse. Thanks you, kind sir, for making me a happy, happy man.

We’ve all been there, Rob. We’ve all been there. I always thought we were like feminists before this site. And you should check out some of Dick’s articles which kick man-ass (I’d recommend ‘Every woman is a cheating whore’ and ‘I wanna be a crack whore when I grow up!’).

We all speak the truth.

 
Comment by Baba007
2006-12-23 03:18:54 - IP Man-Hash: bafcbbfae02ac

markpnhrst said:

I though this was some porn site. Little did I know it was an asshole sight. I’d rather have my dick sucked by my gal than her bake me an apple pie any day. It’s good that they can be open about liking to fuck and enjoy it.

From how you think … you must be a virgin or someone who just started his sex life … when you get tired of your cock being sucked what do you do?
And let’s not forget that a blowjob cost 5$ and you can get it almost at any corner so why value something like this? I would never trade a good meal and a clean house for a stupid blowjob which I could get it for 5 bucks …

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-12-15 22:00:46 - IP Man-Hash: e3e93f7cdfa1a

abaddon_fff said:

Rob, many Men are tired of the same bullshit you’re dealing with. There are several sites which pertain to this. I spent a great deal of time trying to debate feminists only to find that they aren’t willing to listen to the other side of the arguement. They must be forced to, and soon I think, that day will come.

-Strength and Honor-

Far sooner than they think.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-12-15 21:49:43 - IP Man-Hash: 6a8dd0f2f9502

Rob, many Men are tired of the same bullshit you’re dealing with. There are several sites which pertain to this. I spent a great deal of time trying to debate feminists only to find that they aren’t willing to listen to the other side of the arguement. They must be forced to, and soon I think, that day will come.

-Strength and Honor-

 
Comment by beta_males_unite
2006-12-15 20:11:51 - IP Man-Hash: 479ab57a00cdd

markpnhrst said:

I though this was some porn site. Little did I know it was an asshole sight. I’d rather have my dick sucked by my gal than her bake me an apple pie any day. It’s good that they can be open about liking to fuck and enjoy it.

Women don’t like casual sex (ie, “fucking”) for the pleasure of the sex in-and-of itself, like men do. Men will have sex with women of any status. Women only have casual sex with men who she deems to have more status/power/penis value than herself - for the purpose of shaming lesser men - for the purpose of emasculating men as a whole - men she deems to have too little status/power/penis value - who she views as only being useful as “resource servants”, ie. only good enough for giving her resources/money/protection, but not worthy of receiving sex or the “real man” stamp of approval from her. Women especially have casual sex to shame their fathers, brothers and sons - who she secretly resents and laughs at as having little power/penis value.

 
Comment by Billy
2006-12-15 18:30:47 - IP Man-Hash: 09f049bfccbdf

Rob you are not fighting alone.
There are many men getting fed up by the matriarchy.
Women will reap what they have sown.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-12-15 17:06:07 - IP Man-Hash: b96534168114b

Welcome

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-12-15 15:28:32 - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0

Glad to brighten your man-day, Rob.

-Dick

 
Comment by Rob
2006-12-15 15:14:09 - IP Man-Hash: 22dbd0f1c8af9

“OH DEAR LORD” — The actual words that came out of my mouth when I saw a link to this website.

I have finally found the website I will be viewing on my death bed. I felt like I’ve been fighting a one man fight all this time, spamming up feminist websites and degrading them as much as possible, just to make their periods feel a little worse. Thanks you, kind sir, for making me a happy, happy man.

 
Comment by I degrade pansies
2006-12-15 12:48:26 - IP Man-Hash: 452a294985323

Any guy who doesn’t like getting BJs from a girl has GOT to be gay.

As for cooking… who says that cannot be done at the same time???

Wow, this dude has obviously NEVER heard the term “multi-task”.

 
Comment by Elissa
2006-12-15 12:25:56 - IP Man-Hash: a3b88b5e99912

Branden said:

Genious

I usually trust the opinions of people who use the word ‘genious’.

PS: you guys should do a little, uh, proofreading or something.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-12-08 22:23:44 - IP Man-Hash: 3daf80b6cd7a8

Damn.

-Strength and Honor-

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-12-08 08:29:27 - IP Man-Hash: e26adebbde370

markpnhrst said:

I though this was some porn site. Little did I know it was an asshole sight. I’d rather have my dick sucked by my gal than her bake me an apple pie any day. It’s good that they can be open about liking to fuck and enjoy it.

So you were looking for porn with the description “menarebetterthanwomen”?

No comment.

 
Comment by markpnhrst
2006-12-08 06:26:38 - IP Man-Hash: 8d0e1e6ead954

I though this was some porn site. Little did I know it was an asshole sight. I’d rather have my dick sucked by my gal than her bake me an apple pie any day. It’s good that they can be open about liking to fuck and enjoy it.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-11-02 07:51:50 - IP Man-Hash: 4b9313e90e9dc

“sexist and oppressive” is code for DADDY GIVES A FUCK.

Look at all the women who had no father, or a “liberal, egalitarian, non-oppressive” father which is like not having a father at all. Everyone knows women’s nature is to rebel against everything and violate man and only a sexist, oppressive daddy will keep girls from becoming WomenAreBetter who dance on a pole or suck cock for a living.

 
Comment by gwallan
2006-11-02 01:16:56 - IP Man-Hash: 5278f73a1b7ea

WomenAreBetter said:

Of course. But your baby girls? What do they think of sexist, oppressive daddy?

You’ll need to prove these claims.
And frankly if you’re the product of a “non-sexist, non-oppressive daddy” then give me the patriarchy any day.

 
Comment by Aaron
2006-11-01 23:31:51 - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577

WomenAreBetter said:

Of course. But your baby girls? What do they think of sexist, oppressive daddy?

they wull be bread into real women

 
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