Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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What’s the matter, Billy boy, mommy leave you for her john?
What’s the matter, Billy boy, mommy leave your for her john?
Try again, shit for brains.
Does your latest girlfriend enjoy the taste of your sister’s fecal matter still caked all over your puny dick, boy?
We’ve all been there, Rob. We’ve all been there. I always thought we were like feminists before this site. And you should check out some of Dick’s articles which kick man-ass (I’d recommend ‘Every woman is a cheating whore’ and ‘I wanna be a crack whore when I grow up!’).
We all speak the truth.
And still not getting any…………..Wimmn is SOOO durn BADDDDD…..
LOL
Oh, this is funny……you wastes of human tissue actually believe you matter. LOL
True, but they only give BJs early in the relatitonship to sucker a guy in.. Pun intended…
Then it stops and do little to please the man they married. Marriage is a bad joke for a man.
Well, women used to brag about their meatloaf…now they brag about their BJs.
But, to me, BJs should be mandatory anyways and not something to be bragged about as if they’re something special. That’s like a guy bragging about having a penis. Woppity-doo-da.
Listen byches, how about bragging about something you can do that’s actually USEFUL, requires effort and CONTRIBUTES to a household? Instead of bragging about what you’re already SUPPOSED to do!
Good point.
Nice to hear from you diamatik. It is obvious all women can give blowjobs, they just choose not to….because they are lazy. Actually, I get blowjobs regularly, they are some girls that don’t mind. I find, in my experience, however, 99% do not. Trying to get anything from a woman is like trying to milk a maple tree for it’s sap with a #2 pencil, damn near impossible. It is good to have finally found a place where people share opinions like these about women, most of the men I know are beat down by a woman controlled society.
@ Alex, I feel very strongly about getting oral sex. If you’ve ever dated a woman who gives good head then you’ll know how difficult it is to date one who doesn’t. Thus I will use any means possible to get them to do it often and do it well. In my experience my advice (as written above) is one of the better ways to get it done.
Another way is to keep mentioning an ex-girlfriend (real or fictitious) who gave you incredible head, and that the head was so good that is made you hesitate from breaking it off for quite some time. You can even say that you almost married her because the fellatio was so great. This way your current g/f will deduce that the best way to keep you happy is to slob on your knob to the best of her ability.
Trust me here, these techniques work and I have no remorse about using them because the ladies have turned into excellent cock-suckers, and I just happen to enjoy getting my cock sucked.
@ Diamatik- Speaking that way about women and treating them that way is disgusting. I thought I recalled you telling Female that a woman is worth more than her body- why would you then base your treatment of a woman around whether or not she can give good blow jobs? I’ll assume most of that was a joke, but if you have that little respect for women, then don’t be surprised when the majority of women around you turn out to be dumb whores with little respect for themselves.
Damon, you need some guidance. I’m going to assume that you have come accross a woman or women who do not like giving head. They never like it, but they know how to do it and they know how to do it well. Do not buy their bullshit excuses of never having done it before, or their tricks where they intentionally do it incorrectly; let them continue until they get it right.
Women can be like pets sometimes, and they need to be trained. I’m sure that all dogs can ’sit’ and ‘roll over’ once they have the proper training, because those abilities are inherent within them. All you need to do is to give them positive reinforcement when they do the right thing, and subtle punishments when they do the wrong thing.
The same goes for women, but instead of doggie treats you give them compliments and trinkets, take them out for dinner, and feign affection. When they are not performing well, feel free to withold compliments, increase crtiticism, cut down on the nice things you buy/do for her, and don’t be afraid to scold her: “Bad girl, BAD! That blowjob was not up to par at all. Economic and emotional sactions shall ensue.”
No matter how clueless she pretends to be, she will conform eventually because all women crave attention, and you have to make it clear to her that the level your attention and affection she receives is directly proportionate to the quality and quantity of fellatio she gives.
And here I thought I was the only one who was thinking of this. Great website Dick, but I have to disagree about the blowjob aspect of it, most of them don’t even want to do that anymore. They just sort of sit around and collect dust. Eventually you’ll need an archeologist and carbon dating equipment to find out what it was.
Excellent quote there, Dave.
A saying of infinite wisdom in regards to uppity or lazy women seems appropriate here: “Know your role, quit your bitching. Off your ass and in the kitchen.”
It’s unlikely communism could have worked well for human beings. Even with Marx, who was indeed smart, running things.
Fair point since I have small knowledge of politics. But, sometimes, it is the leader to blame and not the government.
In any case, women traded a hell of a lot for blowjobs. Seems a poor trade, in my opinion.
- Orchestra Mayito Fernandez - El Porompompero
It’s unlikely communism could have worked well for human beings. Even with Marx, who was indeed smart, running things.
My bad. You simply used Marxist terminology, approvingly cited a hard-left neo-Marxist racially-demonizing ultra-sexist professor, and replicated the standard ignorant Marxist-Leninist critique of Capitalism.
How foolish of me to think you were talking about anything to do with Marxism or Communism.
I should learn that words, facts, and ideas mean whatever you, a woman, want them to mean at a given moment in time. How glorious.
-wolfe
Oh well let me tell you. Misdirected? Oh I’m so sorry I’m getting angry at the actual suspects. I know, I’ll be like a woman and go say it was a gay mans fault instead of going to the source. Wow this is so much better, blaming everybody but the real suspect.
Note: That was sarcasm. :)
Its not misdirected, its correctly directed. Why? My own reasons.
Communism was so much more non-exploitive. It sucks how capitalism ruined so many lives, killed hundreds of millions of people, created vast gulags and concentration camps of millions, wrecked economies, devastated entire inland seas, never gave money to charities.
Curse those capitalists.
i never offered communism as a good alternative….. i am simply stating that your anger is misdirected, at women, when you shoudl consider that maybe you are angered at somethign else, somethign that conditions both women’s “shitheadedness” AND yours too.
Maxime: You almost seem to have a good point but then you shatter it by insulting us so… yah not smart is it.
Also, about capitalism or any kind of Government, it is the fault of those who lead the Government which make it hated/feared. Communism could have worked. Marx was a smart man. But everybody who’s used it? Pft. Its the same here in America and England. Governments, all governments, probably do work, its just bad people running them.