Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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Dave needs to learn that there are different ways to approaching women. There is his way (where he inevitably ends up as being ‘just friends’) or there are alternative methods (in which the dudes actualy get laid).
‘I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.’
Dave, if a bunch of bitchy feminist whores who have fantasies about banging their own family don’t make us go ‘Wow I’m changed’ what chance do you have? Be a man, and accept that not everybody thinks the same way you do. And on that note, I agree. Flirting and playing with women is a joyous thing yes. But it is not joyous when they fuck you over for the 50th or 60th time. I don’t hate all women(My mom? I love her ^^).
‘Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye’.
What’s a misogynist?
-Dick
I recommend you all read some books about dating and what women *really* think. Read David DeAngelo’s books, for starters. (”Double Your Dating - What every man should know about how to be successful with women”)
Whew… the women-haters on this page really need to get out more.
I enjoy being around women and I see flirting and playing with women as a very enjoyable game. Of course women ration their time and act like they’re the ones choosing who to be with - that’s just the way it is. As is all their other woman stuff that they like to dazzle men with.
Guys, live with it, and learn to play with it! It would definitely enrichen your lives. But… wait, then the competition for me would be tougher. Hold on for a second what am I saying…
Yeah, on second thought, please stay misogynists, keep acting as if you don’t care about women, and leave the chicks for me.
:-D
Take your heightism elsewhere slut.
Who’s fault is it if their genes expressed that they’d be 5′8 instead of 6′1?
You’re wrong though about the toilet. Did the short men like Hitler, Stalin, and Napolean live in the toilet? Or the top of their societies?
We should term this women the ‘Alpha Females’. Since they prove everything we say of them.
Alpha Female doesn’t mean the same thing alpha male does.
Since females can’t dominate anything with their pathetic physical gifts, and they have the charisma of a can of grey paint.
No.. females consider the alpha whichever one of their bitch friends has the richest resources she’s leeched off individual males or male systems.
We should term this women the ‘Alpha Females’. Since they prove everything we say of them.
Women like this should have a bar-code. How small-minded they are with their repetitive petty insults, and sad attempts at witty banter. When are they going to figure out that we’ve heard it all before, irregardless of the deceit of their statements?
-Strength and Honor-
Nawww look at you darling misogynists, what really went wrong in your life to give you this woman loathing? Without women you wouldnt be here, without women, you’d still be pulling yourself off in the toilet- Oh, wait, I bet you still are, considering I doubt any woman would ever give you the blow-job we supposedly opted for, over cooking meatloaf.
You’re all pretty funny, but whats more funny is that fact you all probably have Small Man Syndrome.
Nawww boys since you all hate women so much, maybe a woman hating man could be of service to you, hopefully he has a penis which you all love so much.
Good points.
-Dick
Necroswordsman, I can explain that cunt’s actions easily. There is a reason women are banned from this site. The truth hurts, especially when it is told to a woman.
Women are, by nature, cluster-fucks. Fucking-up is what they do best, but they somehow expect us men to tell them that they are doing otherwise. And we all know what happens when you tell a woman the truth … she explodes on you with tonnes of senseless bullshit.
Take for example, that girl we all know who sleeps with every man that pays her any attention. She invariably ends up sobbing to someone saying
If you dare answer “Yes, you are a goddamned slut. No man wants to wed a woman knowing fully well that when he goes to the supermarket that half the patrons there have already fucked his wife,” she will surely assualt you.
Other examples include
and, my personal favourite,
We’ve all been there, Rob. We’ve all been there. I always thought we were like feminists before this site. And you should check out some of Dick’s articles which kick man-ass (I’d recommend ‘Every woman is a cheating whore’ and ‘I wanna be a crack whore when I grow up!’).
We all speak the truth.
And still not getting any…………..Wimmn is SOOO durn BADDDDD…..
LOL
Oh, this is funny……you wastes of human tissue actually believe you matter. LOL
Yeah but its not as funny as you believing we actually give a fuck about what you think :).
History will judge the depth of our impact, Happy and Successful Cuckold in Denial.
Oh, incest theme too. Missed that one.
Yup, all is reassuringly normal.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
Try again, shit for brains.
Does your latest girlfriend enjoy the taste of your sister’s fecal matter still caked all over your puny dick, boy?
Projecting scatologic sexual fantasies. The specificity with which she blends coprology with the phallical is self-evident. Gold.
Were she a man, forced clinical internment would have been strongly advisable. He’d have made medical case study.
As she’s a woman, all is completely within established margins for sanity applicable.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
What’s the matter, Billy boy, mommy leave you for her john?
What’s the matter, Billy boy, mommy leave your for her john?
Try again, shit for brains.
Does your latest girlfriend enjoy the taste of your sister’s fecal matter still caked all over your puny dick, boy?
We’ve all been there, Rob. We’ve all been there. I always thought we were like feminists before this site. And you should check out some of Dick’s articles which kick man-ass (I’d recommend ‘Every woman is a cheating whore’ and ‘I wanna be a crack whore when I grow up!’).
We all speak the truth.
And still not getting any…………..Wimmn is SOOO durn BADDDDD…..
LOL
Oh, this is funny……you wastes of human tissue actually believe you matter. LOL