Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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You’re a fucking moron.
Defienciency of any vital nutrient can lead to all of the symptoms in which you listed.
What a mature little girl. She almost - almost - admitted defeat. Nonetheless, she got her prude self stuck up in petticoat punishment fantasies and was lost from there. Jesus Christ, little whore, you can’t even orgasm and you still think of sex. Wow, I don’t think that all of the B12 or whatever other shit you’re smoking will clear that up. You should have been born male.
It’s good to see you go, though. I’ll hold you up to your promise, though I have a feeling I won’t be dissapointed. In the words of a man who I can’t remember now - ugga, I’m a stupid cave man who still created EVERY FUCKING THING AROUND YOU, UNGRATEFUL WHORE - we miss you too, and we’ll be sure to aim better next time.
Impudent woman. Clearly, the art of rhetoric is alien to you.
No, I didn’t know who the person was. Neither did I claim to know who they were, though I was quite sure it could not be a woman.
Thank you for your kind regards but I believe Larry Page and Sergey Brin are the ones actually entitled to your praises.
I suppose that you would fare far better if asked something domain specific to computer science or mechanics, for example, than I do with trivia related to the history of medicine.
Only women think that using the internet to better one’s knowledge is in and by itself ignominious or that people should be unfathomably erudite.
The same people who usually look on appreciatively upon glowing examples of blatant yet conceited ignorance so long as originality is preserved.
As for knowing what is symptomatic of B12 deficiency again I confess my apathetic ignorance.
Were I a hypochondriac, haplessly afflicted with some disease pertaining or the least bit interested I would probably know such things and more.
Your sharp tongue and blunt sarcasm are misspent on my oblivious self.
Surely, there are better uses for your figurative and actual oral implements and inferred cognitive faculties with respect to my person.
- Pascal - Anti
Congratulations, you know how to use Google *applauds*
Now seriously guys, it has been fun! But I got to go. I know you will miss me, I feel this place needs a feminine touch, but alas that wont be me. You see, my day is filled with things to do, you know that thing called a life, you remember that, right? (Okay, that was unintelligent and below the belt, I have been hanging around here far to long). And anyways, I need a challenge, and quite frankly, you guys are not.
Miss you all already. Here’s a hug to replace the one your mothers never gave you! *Hugs*
Cheerio!
P.S,
Sonyad, please look up the word ‘rhetorically’ in a dictionary! LMAO!!!!!!! Oh, the irony is to much even for me. You guys are to funny.
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Wow, what an extreme point of view, I hope for your sake that it never comes to that.
Are you sucking enough lemons? Seems like you are?
LMAO!
ROFLMFAO!!!! Like shooting fish in a barrel!
Dear oh dear, subtlety lost on you guys obviously.
As for your incongruous ’science’ comment, it was hilarious lol! - the irony of using scientific methodology being lost on you I suspect. I found that funnier than this site! You are a petulant man aren’t you? Do you find aimless swearing and name calling conducive to conveying your ‘concept’?
Warmest regards
Laura
P.S,
Though not the point I was making, I never said hostility and B12 have anything in common. I inferred that his trite aggression was relating to a B12 deficiency, which in itself was deliberately implying many other things. So “here’s a tip” for you; read (or listen) to what is being said/wrote (re-read if need be), employ logical thought processes and reasoning, and respond and use the English language appropriately, and concisely with something based in the quantitative, comprehensible and lucid - failure to do so will make yourself look a complete idiot. So thank you for helping me prove my point.
As I say, like shooting fish in a barrel.
For the record though, symptoms of a severe B12 deficiency are:
depression,
confusion,
dementia,
Irritability
Change in mental state in severe or advanced cases, varying from lethargy to aggression.
I wonder, rhetorically, whether the discoverer of the nature and treatment of scurvy was male.
Well, well… John Woodall. A man.
Who would’ve guessed?
- magda - staring contest
True, Laura must be getting B12 shots because nutrition to women means Doritos and sugar snacks… and as for vitamins everyone knows of another pill that whores can never remember.
I’d rather die of scurvy than hear women talk about ‘proper’ nutrition.
- berg nixon - victoria station
Laura, hostility and B12 have nothing in common, you dumb fucking ingrate.
Here’s a tip. When you try to find scientific reasons behind things and you’re a female, you might as well dip your head in a big fucking douche pie.
Because the end result is the same.
Dick, if you can delete the last three, do so. I’m going to see if this works this time:
Now now, babycakes, I only say I’m going to pay whores. When the plastic is trashed and the moment of truth has come, I teach them that an 18-21 aged college student is less than an 18 year old male. So far, the hooker fairy hasn’t come along to break my neck, so I think I’m in the clear.
And I’m kind of nice and reasonable, considering a lot of people just kill whores after they fuck them. I - no, I’m a nice client - have good sport and use non-lethal methods. Once again, that’s human nature. I am not a big fan of being liberated from my hard earned money, to pay a woman’s tuition no less, and I especially hate whores. Put the two together and I come up with a simple solution to allow the wretch to continue her painful existence while I humiliate her AND keep my money. Who’da thunk it? Wait, is that the hooker fairy or an enraged pimp? No, neither seem to care about a stupid air-headed slut as much as I do.
I’m such a softie.
Hmm. Comment problems.
Now now, babycakes, I only say I’m going to pay whores. When the plastic is trashed and the moment of truth has come, I teach them that an 18-21 aged college student Doubt said:
Now now, babycakes, I only say I’m going to pay whores. When the plastic is trashed and the moment of truth has come, I teach them that an 18-21 aged college student
Now now, babycakes, I only say I’m going to pay whores. When the plastic is trashed and the moment of truth has come, I teach them that an 18-21 aged college student
ROFLMAO!
My my, such hostility - I recommend B12.
That’s precious now fuck off.
That’s precious now fuck off.
Wow! LMAO!
This is the biggest laugh I have had all day! Thank you. I do love surreal humour.
Though, a suggestion if I may; the correct use of grammar and sentence construction might have helped one understand better the complete ignorant, prosaic, inanity of your anecdotal and inconsequential musings, that you seemingly thought up when some hooker ran off with your £5/$10.
There there my boys, calm down and have a lollipop, seeings as you’ve spat your dummies.
Fuck all that, it is too much man-work anyway. Go online, post an ad, and go lay some chick then forget her. It works for me. Being “friends” is liking watching a steak cook for 42 hours, not worth a fuck and boring. Plus, it’s not like the dumbass woman doesn’t know what you want, waiting on them is a true waste of your time, and generally the pussy is not THAT good.
And BJ’s. Geeze, I MUST say this. I posted on another article, the same goes here. BECAUSE men let women TELL them what will or will not happen, they don’t get them. And if she won’t have sex without giving a BJ, she isn’t worth a fuck to begin with now is she?
I have had countless women all say the same exact shit over and over:
“Eat my pussy, but I won’t suck your dick”. This is how I always reply, and it works all the time, “Well, looks like I won’t be eating your pussy”.
That simple. She don’t give up the mouth, neither do I. Why waste your time for extra work man? Fuck that. Seems I am here to get laid too, not JUST her.
Women do love the time-wasting game. Again, it is the connection they HAVE to have to a man in order to fuck, which for animals in nature, just knocks the pussy out and leave. I for one am a big fan of Animal and Discovery. Watch THOSE badass mofo’s knock it out, tells you where men went wrong 1000 years ago.
Remember, it is all the same rules for women in the “dating” or “bar” scene. To be heard and seen by as many men as possible to pick one, and there is always 100 stupid fucks waiting on her to pick. Had the guys IGNORED the fucking woman……………or just told her (A)No thanks or (B)I seen better, and much more recently in Hustler, my hand is better than you anyway and ALL men know that.
I do online, check ‘em out, bust off the email, fuck or not fuck. Plenty of fish, just make sure THEY understand that. Women hate a man saying, “Are you out of your fucking MIND? YOU pay for that motel room, goddam, it is a 1 1/2 hour drive down there for 45 minutes of fucking because YOU won’t last an hour!”. Yes, I have and continue to say that.
Yes, they do continue to be pissy, but who fucking cares? Plenty o’ puss on Earth my friends, so quit wasting time on these females. Oh, and why in heaven would you WANT to marry a woman who won’t give a headjob, and is as bad in bed as a fucking peg-legged pirate? Ship that bitch off and go get a whore, she is cheaper in the long AND short run, with less bullshit.
You see, THIS shit is why mankind is not mankind at all, but “people of earth”.
HAHA this notice that “dave” is Promoting “David Deangelo”.
There is a third way which I like to use. Become a second brother to them, gain their trust and enjoy a your new puppet.(This applies to all but 4 women who I tolerate).