Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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Tell you what, you learn to suck your own dick and then you can tell me it’s not an even trade off.
i know plenty of men who are lazy. i also know plenty of women who are lazy. but i know many women who are hardworking people.
heres what i dont get about these posts. you guys pull the “manly” card any chance you get, that just because men are stronger and more built and whatever, that youre superior? please note: the “might makes right” attitude is the same mentality that is used day in and day out to justify war (a very manly “invention,” that we can unfortunately call it that), and the subjugation of minorities that is happening everyday. how very virtuous of you.
secondly. blowjobs. really? really. i have re-read this post and have not found a single valid point that i can respect in this article. why even bother, if youre not even going to make a good point with your arguments? ps.. blowjobs are disgusting.
and lastly. sort of continuing my first point: what is it that makes you so blatantly ignorant? you obviously need women, they produce and take care of children. you wouldnt be here without a wiman. therefore, your point is ridiculous. as is the one about inventing agriculture. did YOU yourself invent agriculture and irrigation and farming? i think not. so shut up about your self-righteousness. youre the same as everyone else, you should learn to deal with it.
Blowjob: once a week
cooking and cleaning: every day, several times a day.
Do the math.
i do both… and i made my own apron. so there.
Cheers to that sister!
Yeah, but blowjobs are pretty damn awesome.
Plus you get the added advantage of her shutting up for a while
and then after she’s done, she has the advantage of HIM shutting up for a while. Cool! Blow jobs for everybody!
Advantage of HIM shutting up for a while? That made no fucking sense!
After you get off, you leave her alone. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe she wants you to shut the heck up as much as you want her to shut up?
not for the woman. gross. why don’t you suck somebody’s wiener who is treating you like you’re nothing, then let’s talk.
@explosive restraint:Yes cunt,we dont need to cook.Thats why we have you.Now go back to the kitchen and make some more pies.
Do you REALLY have us though?
restraint….just true. am with you. Couldn’t have sed it any better myself!!! It’s funny how there are sides in places like this, but in the real world, there is equality because if someone, man or woman, talked like this, it would be sexist. It’s cute how this is the only place where they can express their (disgusting) feelings! RESTRAINT…you got my vote!
Yes truth, internet is full of fucking trolls, thanks for pointing out the obvious!
I’m sorry, I seem to have spit in your pie. That wonderful secret ingredient–dog food. This ought to be worth a laugh with my girlfriends.
God Damn get your mouth on a dick bitch. She just won’t shutup GOD DAMN. Why do you think women ever get anything because us men let you have it. If we don’t you complain so god damn much instead of changing the situation for yourselves. You lazy cunts.
Spoken by a man who is too lazy or stupid to make his own homemade apple pie and has to go to his grandmother’s. What? you don’t have some hot chick doing that?
Its more like a metaphore… so STFU NOOB.
It’s fucking hilarious how true this is. My girlfriend would rather give me head than go and make me something to eat.
The operating word is “girlfriend” Wait until after you are married–the oral will stop. Let’s talk after you’ve been married ten years.
bring on feminism…..you men are pathetic. Good luck to all you men on this site. From where i am, you men better watch your back, the force are after you!!!!!
every man on this website supporting it will be avenged!!!! you men live in the past, how pathetic for you, hope that you all find some excuse as to why you have no lives and are pissing around on this website defending yourselves and man-kind!!!! what ever you say will be irrelevant. Harry is a twat, watcher is a bitch and jack the ripper is a character who will knocked out!!!! good luck men.
1: What do i need to get fucking “avenged” for?
2:Live in the past? That was random…
3:I already found an excuse ok.
4:OMFG fascist.
hmmm watch our backs? was that a threat!???? we could call the cops on you for that, but unlike you we arent lame. we are just saying our opinions!, my gf is sitting by Me she said you are a bitch and can see why youre single. have a good day : )
Why call the cops?It is the duty of the zoo people to catch escaped elephants/feminists,one in the same.Except elephants are a lot smarter and more useful.But both weigh the same.
“you better watch your back”,cos you never know when a fat,ugly feminist might crash an all you can eat buffet and put it out of business.
I don’t get it…who threatened what?
When did blow up dolls start talking?
id like to meet these women you base these on…
lol baby she is sitting right here but unlike you she is a good bitch and obeys, i don’t let her on here because women are not allowed, so obey and get off here you attention seeking slut.
why would she obey someone other than her bf/husband? mine doesn’t mind me going here in the least. he thinks it’s funny when i’m rude to other people :)
Hello, fucking nice website. my girlfriend actualy found this for me lol she is one of the few good girls out there. her nameis erica and she said hello Dick, she has emailed You before. anyway I wanted to check it out and comment. great site I have laughed so many times on only the first page ha
Your argument is INCORRECT.
There is NO “good girl” at this site.
Pitying the female race is quite easy as well Julie! Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out the IP is in Southwest UK. Tick Tock, Dick. Tick Tock.
carry on pitying the female race, doesnt actually bother me. Kinda leaving where i am for good in 2 days anyway so the threat is firstly uncalled for and secondly not possible. i didn’t threaten anyone, just brash and unnecessary.
Idiot.
how do you kind of leave somewhere? Though the implied threat tick tock wasn’t called for. sw uk myself julie btw. No threat, just a fact.
as i said i’m leaving the area i am in for good, so what difference does it make the way i say it. at least you didnt threaten me harry. the IP addresses are encrypted so i don’t really understand how that came about. no worries though. thank you for not joining in on the threat. No point ever coming back on this or any other pages to do with this website if people are going to be that genuinely threatening (not harry) but mad hatter. take care.
I never threaten women julie or do worse than threaten. To me it’s as bad as beating a child. I can’t begin to understand the ip system myself. Good luck where ever you go.
Harry, as always your compassion and patience is admirable.
julie, I’m not going to say anything for Harry’s sake.
She’s ok mate, she made me laugh the other night at least. Her ignorance ultimately isn’t her fault. Social conditioning is a powerful thing. She’s merely mimicking her tutors.
harry, i actually do appreciate what you just said, you seem to have some kind of control over all of these other guys so if you could please let them no that we were just having a bit of playful banter the other night, me not being nasty and you the same, therefore, i do not deserve any harsh remarks, that would be nice. i really do appreciate it.
I have no hold here julie, men are their own masters. I could put my opinion forward, which I believe I did. You must remember there are men here who’d prefer to speak without the interference of females. The very fact you don’t respect that right means you’ll likely be shown disrespect. This is likely to be multiplied if what you say seems feminist. You might have guessed, feminists aren’t respected in any way here.
What you might see as hold, is merely respect for each other, as like minded males.
julie hun,the site is for Men only. you should follow my gf’s example and be sitting on the floor by your Man’s feet while he is in here.
just a bit uncalled for kyle, doesn’t really make any sense why you would start talking to me when i havn’t sed or done anything to you. I’m not a bad person and i havn’t done bad things so i do not expect bad things to be said to me.
Yes you have you neurologically challenged simpleton. What you did ‘bad’ you illiterate imbecile is to post on a site that specifically forbids women posters.
I hope for your sake you are physically attractive because you are never going to make it in the world on your brains. Or personality. Or spelling.
It couldn’t hurt your chances if you learnt to dance a little to.
Good luck to you, and all who sail in you!!
Spare yourself julie. You obviously don’t like it. Try other sites.
In the blog thing it does say that it is a site for men however, it also states that women are not prohibited from writing on it. and while it is evident that some guys will get offended that girls write on this site, it is not forbiden. It doesnt matter how you spell etc, and while ‘watcher’ you are clearly at a colloquial advantage, it is not the end of the world that a girl has written on this site. all you guys need to no is that not all women suggest that males are inferior due to their endowment. some women do believe that that is not the grave importance and shouldn’t be focused on. Harry, you have been decent and we did have a laugh the other night; perhpas you could suggest that i am not the enemy, as i havn’t said anything of detrement to you or your affiliates.
and ‘watcher’, attractive i am, intelligent i am, just because i speak in a jargon language when i am on the internet does not mean that i am without brain cells. Not only am i a graduate from an IV league college, i will be the most important person in the CJS.
I seem to remember someone calling my character into doubt the other night, I also think it might have been you julie. I actually have a very good character, even for a man. Having said that, we really can’t stop you posting as you can’t stop some men posting what they think of your posts. Don’t expect them to spare your feelings. CJS, terrifiic, another failing part of our system. Why? Because apathy reigns supreme. I speak as someone that’s done a year of a two year sentence, our CJS is lacking.
@Julie: Accepting that your word is true and you will be high in the CJS. Good, keep looking in, it’s time females learned how pissed off some of us men are with the whole messed up society feminism has helped create. I’ll be here posting as usual, just ask and I’ll work out some way to give you my address too.
“IV league college”? LMFAO!!!
“jargon language”?
What did you study at this ‘IV league’ college?
Cheerleading?
English lit?
Philosophy?
Shopping n’ stuff?
Pole dancing?
julie, you are nothing if not entertaining!
that’s sweet ‘watcher’, not really going to tell you my course though. And Harry, i completely realise the CJS is not what it should be, and it annoys me that it is corrupt. You really don’t need to tell me what its like. I am also happy that i am entertaining to the ‘watcher’. Why would anyone study ‘cheerleading’, i don’t believe that is even a course, perhaps i studied something a hell of a lot more academic! Definitely a lot more than English Lit….that’s just reading bloody books once a semester.
Harry, i genuinely am not a feminist either, just not a good look really.
Harry it’s a lie. Come on. Do you really think anybody is going to hire her into a position of responsibility or authority? Read her posts, clearly she’s barely educated and not very bright.
There again George W. Bush was president of the US…
I just think that calling someone uneducated is awful especially when i have been working for 10 years for the postition i am in. ‘watcher’ don’t be resentful. Harry, it’s not lie, what possible motive would i have for telling complete stranger a lie like that; it’s not going to get me anything or help me. There is no point in lying anyway.
She studied something a lot more academic than cheerleading…
I got it! Did you Major in ‘Harry Potter studies’ at Harvard?
Trust me, it’s a piss poor state of mind too and undoubtedly causing problems in society. Think I posted a comment to you but labled it julie. Just in case you missed it. I wouldn’t call the CJS corrupt, more inept. even I can see it having made a mistake in the past, police have a terrible job to do without the powers to do it. Add to that the rights of a criminal and you have todays BS system. Needless to say I’d be concidered a little draconian by todays standards. Everyone wants a more ‘free’ life, yet fail to see there’s a price to pay for it.. Then blame the police for not being able to cope. Not kissing anyones backside, these are my opinions. The apathetic minds of females and the feminised are creating problems, not solving them. Here endeth the sermon. Lol
CJS in the USA or UK btw?
She means US.
Had three beers tonight, getting a bit confused by who I’m talking to, going to call it a night. I know it’s unlikely Watcher but I’d actually welcome the CJS looking in.
USA. I’ve worked on a huge amount of UK cases also, but they are relating to the USA, which is why i work on them. But as far as i can see, the CJS (USA) are corrupt and the cases just pile up on the corruptness. It seems to be a bit of a piss take for all of the awful things to carry on, however, america is a juge country, and in every state, there is a superior power that the agency i work for, does not control.
‘watcher’….harry potter studies…really??? Could have at least hazarded a guess and said ‘lord of the flies’…at least that was a good book.
I don’t live in the USA and I could tell you your system is seriously F’d up. Night Julie, Becca, try not to piss the fellas off to much. Julie, if you’re educated prove it in your comments. You have a tough audience.
harry, i don’t need to prove my education. If i want to speak like a commoner, it doesn’t really make a differnce, all i know is that my 1st honours is the only thing that is valid. other than that, it doesn’t bother me.
why are you posting under two names?
julie baby you are proving our point with every word you type.smart people and EDUCATED people don’t have to prove themselves worthy online hunny, you are trying to prove yourself, just shut up and say “yes sir” and smile that is what women should do. Men are better than you, keep trying to prove that you are equal but you are only proving how emotional and weak women are. go run a little, remember every pound you lose makes you worth more and you need all the help you can get.
1. Are women allowed on this site?
No. Absolutely no women are allowed on this site.
Get the fuck off the lord’s site, slut.
True true true
Also, an acquaintance (who is of the male species) thinks i’m right!!! Not gonna say his name, it just begins with L!!!!!
does he know you think him a species apart, or is that just an error in grammar? Does he think he has a chance in laying you? Might find he’s very agreeable if he does.
relax harry, pitying you is quite easy. Just go to sleep, it’ll all be better in the morning.
pity away hun, means nothing to me
btw, a man that might say ghastly, doesn’t mix with a bird that would say mate.
wow, you hit me where it hurts….our grammatical skills.
lmao, had fuck all to do with grammar, anyway, conversation over my end, can’t be arsed to spend time on a young bird tonight. Find a young bloke, he’ll still be able to be fooled.
love you harry. bless your ignorant heart!
love you too hun, funny a woman using the word ignorant though, most pf you couldn’t see the truth if it fist fucked you. night
it’s quiet time harry. no-one cares, probably why you are in a bit of a bad mood.
LMAO, only in your mind hun, you couldn’t be more wrong, I’m watching a movie befor I sleep, you’re just an add on.
”no-one cares”
Funny that, yet you females keep on coming.
”it’s quiet time”
Saturday night. People are out. I’ve been out and had fun, nearly 2am here. No one want to take you out? LMAO Bad mood LMAO
just to make everyone aware, my mate, who is a guy used the IP address, as in just changed the name to his. I really don’t see why everyone is so hostile. Can’t you all just realise that everything should just be easy. Causing conflict is ridiculous. Doesn’t really make any sense, spending your life here on this website. but hope you all take care.
then he would have said my mate julie, not THAT julie, fuck off you lying harpy
that julie seems to have gotton the point across pretty well. everything jack the ripper has been saying is ghastly. think he needs to be silenced.
Stupid bitch!
“that julie seems to have gotton the point across pretty well.”
IP Man-Hash: 07cc98f22fb84
Oh! the julie whose IP Man-Hash is 07cc98f22fb84?
They must really think we are as retarded as they are.
Comment by julie
2009-12-12 15:42:23 – IP Man-Hash: 07cc98f22fb84
Comment by david
2009-12-12 16:18:51 – IP Man-Hash: 07cc98f22fb84
This is exactly why we have to stay here.
julie, david whateverthefuckyourname is, jackt hasn’t posted for quite some time now. Though now I’ve said this I’m sure some underhanded femcunt will copy and paste and pose as him.
this jack-the-ripper guy is a psycho. It’s genuinely cute that you think you are better than women simply cuz you have a 1inch dick hard…but in reality, the only reason you’re resentful is 1) underneath all that male bravado is an insecure little girl banging on that closet door 2) like a cave-man your brain is under-developed 3) you’ve got a small dick and 4) mummy didn’t love you enough but daddy loved you too much!!! now literally chill out before you give yourself a heart attack you absolute twat!
btw,did you majot in cocksucking
btw,did you major in feminism
STFU you fucking bitch. I agree with everything he says.
lol julie honey, you are proving us right. shut your mouth everytime a woman opens hers she embaresses her gender. your insults are childish, you need a husband to whoop that shit out of your ass. you are immature, so stupid i am not even going to comeback to see if you respond
It’s fucking true! My girlfriend wants to be a ’strong, independent woman’.
So of course, she never learned the skills to attract a good Christian man to marry her.
”It’s fucking true! My girlfriend wants to be a ’strong, independent woman’.”
Let her be. Tell her to stay away from your wallet, property etc. Make her pay rent.
Beware “strong, independent women.” They will make a man’s life a lving hell. The man will become an accessory, like fashion shoes or a pocketbook. Often headstrong and selfish, they are ballbusters. I speak from experience…. Sigh!
@Lionhearted: Plus they’re ruthless in the persuit of a mans wealth.
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
I agree. God bless you jack the ripper.
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Let’s say you’re actually right, that men are better than women …
… So what?
You’re only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, you’ll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
Not a damn thing. And I’m actually starting to giggle at the thought of you, smug behind your shades, thinking you’ve lived a worthwhile existence when you’re just another waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
Empress, thanks for proving that men are better than women.
emp: Wheres you’re empire hun? Or are you one of those mistress thingymebobs.
empire of feminism?!!!
Okay, so you’ve pointed out Dick’s mortality. Yeah, no shit. Stating the obvious doesn’t make you smart. I can say the same exact thing about you: What have you accomplished? What have you changed? Before you know it, your imaginary empire will fall.
Tick tock, Empress. Tick tock.
Matthew….
what have you accomplished? Besides making comments about how men are better than women….
which in the end won’t even matter thus you will remain the same on how you feel and by the way Dick probably won’t even give a fuck what you think whether you like his over exaggerated theories or not…. so why don’t you stop sucking his dick on here for a living?
”what have you accomplished? Besides making comments about how men are better than women….”
Same question to you cassy.