Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by J
2007-08-11 19:58:15 - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9

Sig H,

If you started to bleed once a month, I’m sure you’d be in the hospital bawling like a newborn. You’d never survive as a woman, so I guess you should be happy that you were born retarded….er, a man.

Still better than all of you pricks,

J

 
Comment by J
2007-08-11 19:55:45 - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9

Jo-dy Fox –

Did your Mom smoke when she was pregnant? Drugs, maybe? It would explain A LOT!

Why don’t you have a grammar lesson before you return to this site? I’m having a little difficulty reading your idiotic-male-ese.

Thanks!

 
Comment by J
2007-08-11 19:50:14 - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9

e v i l e d d y said:

It angers me that women feel they need to ruin anything a man has created or is doing to try to show us up… why can’t they piss off and leave us alone to work on things?

I don’t know….maybe because we want them done (a) correctly, and (b) this century? I mean, you men are as simple as a mentally-challenged puppy. All someone has to do is throw a ball and we’ll spend the next two months trying to track you down.

Why don’t you just go lie down underneath my car? I bet the world would be a better place without you! :)

 
Comment by jo-dy fox
2007-08-11 15:33:42 - IP Man-Hash: ef1ad22bc4173

Fantastic site Dick.Well done.

As a child I was raised with a strong female influence and was brainwashed into thinking that they were equal to men, perhaps even dominant(because they can give birth)

Your website has helped open my eyes to a whole new way of thinking. Its has liberated me and has made me proud to be a man.

For that sir, I am sincerely grateful

- jo-dy fox

 
Comment by jo-dy fox
2007-08-11 15:06:49 - IP Man-Hash: ef1ad22bc4173

What gets me is how femist conduct themselves in our society.Why do they try to dress and act (and often look) like us men.

They claim to be fighting for equal rights but I think they know that, as a species, women will never be equal to men. So they think by somehow imitating us they could pehaps get a step closer to our superiority.

I think not.

Typical idiotic and irrational reasoning of a women.

They campaign against the very design of nature. Each species and life has its place.

But it will never happen ladies. You can never have the strength and power that the male of the species posses. Both mentally and physically.

Womankind took three steps backwards when it began to believe that it could endure any task a man could.
Now its looking way out of it depth and has lost it identity.

They should have stayed where they belong, as housewives, for breeding and serving the male and superior sex.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-08-10 15:11:06 - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91

RC said:

What gets me is the losers who pander to fat, naty whores demands and in the process actually think they’re fat whores are attactive goddesses.
Every women I have met has had some weird mental disorder that causes them to act like stupid greedy twats - perhaps that’s just the way they all are. Darwin had it right when he gave his theory of evolution. Women have evolved to secure a mate with good finances and physique, but men it seems have reverse evolved into pandering to these disgusting whores requests and demands, most of which are implied by their shitty attitudes in the first place. Go to visit a friend across the country for 2 weeks and he spends his time with his hairy, unshaven dirty unshowered fat sloppy whore. Ugh…. the poor fucker

Spot on!

 
Comment by Jo-dy-fox
2007-08-10 15:03:23 - IP Man-Hash: 4ce513095a815

Women are pathetic and weak. I could beat the crap out of 100 every female know both physically and mentally.

They are just greedy and lazy. They’re only use is to give to birth. If they cant do this then they should be outcast and not allowed into normal society.

 
Comment by Jess
2007-08-03 13:31:41 - IP Man-Hash: 0566485b0c877

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU UR NOT COOL!

 
Comment by RC
2007-08-01 14:39:19 - IP Man-Hash: fd033ff2ac333

What gets me is the losers who pander to fat, naty whores demands and in the process actually think they’re fat whores are attactive goddesses.
Every women I have met has had some weird mental disorder that causes them to act like stupid greedy twats - perhaps that’s just the way they all are. Darwin had it right when he gave his theory of evolution. Women have evolved to secure a mate with good finances and physique, but men it seems have reverse evolved into pandering to these disgusting whores requests and demands, most of which are implied by their shitty attitudes in the first place. Go to visit a friend across the country for 2 weeks and he spends his time with his hairy, unshaven dirty unshowered fat sloppy whore. Ugh…. the poor fucker

 
Comment by Sig H
2007-07-19 00:35:28 - IP Man-Hash: 71df2d9b039c5

Are women human? What animal do you know can bleed for a week straight every month and live to bitch about it?

 
Comment by wolfe
2007-07-17 16:58:09 - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017

@evileddy A good vignette. Alas, ’tis rare to see her like again these days.
-wolfe

 
Comment by Caveman
2007-07-17 14:00:06 - IP Man-Hash: 7ab51323343fa

I don’t know what the big surprise is, this is all women know, fucking in exchange of things, it is no surprise at all.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-12 14:25:56 - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8

lol

Thanks!

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 14:02:13 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

e v i l e d d y said:

Old ladies.. Aye… my Grandmother is the wisest woman I know.

Stayed home to raise 10 well rounded happy healthy kids.

Grew up in a farm house.

Doesn’t drive.

Taught me to beware of women whom trap you with a baby.

To this day has dinner ready for my grandfather everyday at exactly 5:00 pm and he greets her at the table with a hug and a kiss and sometimes flowers.

*gets misty* Sorry… I got some dust in my eye.

*pats you on the back hard* There we go. Not all men should be steely hard weight lifters who kill small animals.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-12 13:56:36 - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8

Old ladies.. Aye… my Grandmother is the wisest woman I know.

Stayed home to raise 10 well rounded happy healthy kids.

Grew up in a farm house.

Doesn’t drive.

Taught me to beware of women whom trap you with a baby.

To this day has dinner ready for my grandfather everyday at exactly 5:00 pm and he greets her at the table with a hug and a kiss and sometimes flowers.

*gets misty* Sorry… I got some dust in my eye.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 13:49:42 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Except he ones who dress up in leather and show off. My fucking god, stuff of nightmares.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 13:48:34 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

e v i l e d d y said:

I no longer open doors for women, nor help them moving stuff, nor would I even step in if I see one getting smacked around or raped.

It’s just not worth it to help them anymore as they have never done anything at all for me other than cause major annoyances to my life with their fuckupary.

And feminism tells me they don’t need my help anymore.. so.. good luck fighting off that rape gang Miss Empowered!

But we must never forget our chivalry. Would you help an old lady? Considering we have proof that old ladies are the most wise an dsensible of women, I think they deserve it.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-12 13:07:16 - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8

I no longer open doors for women, nor help them moving stuff, nor would I even step in if I see one getting smacked around or raped.

It’s just not worth it to help them anymore as they have never done anything at all for me other than cause major annoyances to my life with their fuckupary.

And feminism tells me they don’t need my help anymore.. so.. good luck fighting off that rape gang Miss Empowered!

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-12 12:54:57 - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed

Talon said:

It really is a shame when men cannot talk together abut issues like this IRL without having to deal with broads or propaganda saying: “No, you are wrong, men should really kiss womens feet” and stuff like that.

It annoys me to no end.

The furthest I go, is opening a door for a woman (And I would do it whether a man or woman), maybe helping an old lady struggling, and offering them tea or a drink if they’re a visitor.

Doing normal every day things does mean you are cuckolded.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-07-12 12:53:51 - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8

They definitely like attention.. any form of it.

I am extremely turned off by women who flaunt their sexuality with poor choice in clothing, lewd behavior and any conversation with them circles back to sex.. it bores me to death and is one of the lowest forms of trying to make yourself look important and instantly makes me think the woman is super self-conscious and is attempting to rub your face in just how desired she wants to be.

For a woman to gain my respect, I desire to see intelligence, class and a positive outlook on life and a real respect for other people.

A combo that is rarely found, however.

 
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