Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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Men need women, and women need men,
Men have bad traits and good traits
Women have good and bad traits
Women and men were put on this earth for one sole purpose: to reproduce. Men aren’t better then women and women aren’t better than men.
Without mothers, none of you men would be here, so why are you giving them such a hard time? You have to deal with women all through your life so my advice is put up and shut up.
I was a man of Indian decent in my early 30’s and impatiently pure (read virgin), when i finally chosen the right woman to fall in love and eventually married. We shared our different culture and customs, and finally had a beautiful baby girl. I loved and guarded my child dearly. Working 12 hours a day (not a fancy work in a cubicle, but hard labor job), and coming home at nite and cook Indian Dishes that my wife liked. Then lil by lil, she started going out of line…like starting smoking a lot and drinking heavy. Goin out with my child, and coming home drunk. That’s the time we started to drift away. Before i could find a mediator, she already sleeping with a trucker (a customer in her new job @ a truckstop—How i kno? I found a motel receipt in her purse with the trucker’s name on it—and the timing was SHOCKING). Later came a point when she kidnap my child and took off to undisclosed location. Then she put her in a local school in my absence, to gain child custody. Then the DIVORCEv came with the BIASED JUDGE gave her the custody and made me a VISITOR to my own child..and the least time possible 9 hours / 2 weeks. This kind of UNFAIR JUDGMENT turns a loving dad into a rebel, and soon become branded as “deadbeat dad”. So yeah, my ex wasn’t into CLEANING and/or COOKING..but into BLOWJOBS. And for using the child as a PAWN. Only God can protect the kid now.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/31/preacher.freezer/index.html
http://ottsun.canoe.ca/News/OttawaAndRegion/2008/07/30/6311796.html
http://www.cbs3springfield.com/news/local/26070554.html
What men enjoy doing just because it’s fun. O_O
I agree with Dick on this article (sort of). This is happening to a lot of new generation moms.
My mother is old/new generation, so she cooks for us and works because she stays true to her beliefs.
Plus, her mother would whip her good if she refused to cook the evening meal. :S I’m thankful my mother isn’t like that with me. Either way, cooking and cleaning both are useful skills to know in this world. Cooking and cleaning > blowjobs.
there are a lot of typos in this post =S
women are turning into useless pieces of shits , if they want to work and have a career than go and have a career , but don’t try and tell men to take care of kids.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I lol’d.
I think the point is that, women clearly are not pulling their weight in traditionally male vocations, despite the overwhelming provisions given to them at the level of education and affirmative action.
Complaints of glass ceiling sexism comprise the final bastion of sophistry to try and excuse their poor performance. It is becoming clearer that this is more an issue of innate aptitude rather than ingrained social attitudes. I think an examination of cause and effect would go well, particularly in terms of the implications of the previous statement.
I kind of agree with this, i mean there needs to be a proper balance in the home. The men work and the woman stay home and take care of the family. I see nothing really wrong with that at all In fact men respected them for taking care of the kids, and cleaning and cooking! But then woman became whores. They thought it was cool to sleep around with mad men.
Its gross and unnecessary, they are only hurting themselves by doing this.
But at the same time, men do glorify sex in a ridiculous way.
Maybe if we just laid off our woman about looks, and sex and perfect bodies, we can fix this whole mess!
How many guys do you know that tell women to dress like whores? Guys don’t give a fuck about fashion or any of that crap, you do it to yourselves. A simple fix is women shutting their mouths, and putting out more often without having to go through all the dating and grab ass and all the bullshit involved. Men glorify sex because most of them don’t get it enough, especially the married ones. There is nothing ridiculous about wanting to get laid. It’s instinct.
Jim. You’re a saint. You hit the nail on the head. Guys don’t give a fuck about fashion. It’s true. I have a lot of girlfriends that ask me, “Don’t you care if what a woman wears?” The answer is “no.” I don’t care.
Guys, Dick makes a living off this stuff but WHERE THE FUCK do all of you find this time to waste? I see lots of you insulting this man who is speaking his mind and you know what, the fact that so many people agree with this man is pretty much proof enough to me that if he isn’t right, he’s at least damn close. Dick, i think your great and i agree with you, men don’t pick and choose from a list of things that need to be done, we do it, period.
The article on how women traded cooking for blowjobs is so true.Because when you ask a woman on a first date if she can cook for you when you get home.you would most likely end up getting smacked but if you ask for a blowjob..well that’s another story
Chris M
Stop believing that men have higher sex drive than women NOW.
Women have higher sex drive, but they are using it on us, for ex telling us men that we have higher sex drive so they are the suppliers and we are the buyers. It’s just a frame controll. Get it.
Fuck them, fuck them up, move on, repeat after me, fuck them, fuck them up, move on…..
I totally agree with the statement by Dick. One of the only reasons women have made any gains in the United States is because of they can get away with having sex to get anything they want. Our politicians, community leaders, and clergy men have turned a blind eye to this problem. If you think about it, pornography, prostitution, sensual clothing, sex on television, and premarital sex isn’t just an exploitation of women, it’s also an exploitation of men. As men, we have a higher sex drive. We have more testosterone in our bodies, and it flows into our brain, and makes us want to engage in sexual activity more than women. Women know this, and they’re good at exploiting it. This is why we now have so many single mothers, whores, and unfaithful wives in the United States. I’m not saying men take no part in it, but women are more to blame for this garbage.
Kat, you are dumb as fuck.
Lol, ‘lets see what this unleashes’ For all we know, women could be the only ones who could invent such a thing. Women are good at inventing practical things. Men, on the other hand, are great at inventing things that have only led to destruction. Not to say that men haven’t invented anything useful, they have, but they’ve also invented many things that the world would have been much better without.
Sorry mate, quoted a wrong post - lets see what this unleashes.
Thanks! Best joke I’ve read today. Was laughing for ten minuttes straight…
So… Your point is, that only a woman could have inveted something to remove water from a tilted piece of glass?
What an achievement.
You’re the one who’s sick, making statements like that.
It’s like none of you would care if your mother’s or sister’s throats were slit. It’s really sick.
Yeah, mothers suck. We should just be rid of them. We honestly don’t need mothers. Wait……….DAMN YOU BIOLOGY!
Just this generation? The only reason women had the chance to look like good parents because the rest of the family was around to cover up for her bullshit. Mothers are nothing more then a primitive alarm system with no off button.