Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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April 9th, 2008 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: af2d6acb00bc9
Loser. Obviously you don’t contribute anything to society - aren’t we men supposed to be productive and climbing up the corporate ladder? You are just a piece of flesh that is taking up all of my oxygen. I propose eugenics.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dfa1bcbc6c25
This has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Any woman would rather clean the house than suck on dick and balls. They don’t give blowjobs because they LOVE doing it because believe me being many women hate giving blowjobs. The only reason they do this is to make their significant other happy. No one likes your nasty cum sliding down their throat, and if anyone says they do, well then, you’ve been lied too. Now unlike your opinionated writings Dick, this reasoning comes from more than one opinion. Funny concept, writing about more than one person’s opinion, I know, but maybe you should give it a try someday.
In response to this absolutely false article, you are by far the biggest asshole I’ve ever heard of in my life. “How typical of the laziness of the female species” Ok so you want to talk about the laziness of the female species, let’s talk! Yes females are so lazy I mean all they have to do is go to work every day like the rest of you men and then come home and clean, watch the kids, cook dinner, do laundry. You “men” may say well we work a hard labor job unlike most women today and use that as your argument towards this. Well my response to this would be that the only reason you are working that hard labor job and you do not hold a job that doesn’t require hard labor is because you didn’t try hard enough. The percentage of females in college is usually about 10% more than males in college. That is because the graduation rate for females in high school is greater than that of the male. This is because the female that sat next to you in your Math class your senior year worked harder than you. She worked harder than you the three years previous to that as well, that is why she is now a doctor in an accredited hospital. Ever think that maybe if you tried a little harder you might have gotten a better job where you didn’t have to work so much? Oh but wait, you don’t think, so once again fine we’ll just blame this one on the women in this world because that is all we can do. I would also like to point out to all of you that agree that a woman’s time isn’t “worth half a damn in the first place”, you’re completely wrong. So you think that the time your mother spent in labor with you weren’t worth half a damn? Which means you wouldn’t be worth half a damn? Or that time she spends giving you what you want, which apparently is blowjobs, isn’t worth half a damn? I hope you all are blessed with beautiful daughters who look beyond their father’s bias and see that they can actually do something in this world and achieve more than what their fathers have achieved if they just set their mind to it. As long as they don’t sit there and blame others for them not being able to succeed like the men in their families do, then they will be successful and find a good job in life and meet a nice respectful man to marry. Not a hick from redneck America who sits on his ass and expects a woman to do things for him because in all truth he is a lazy piece of shit who has no one to blame for his problems in life other than a woman, when the truth is he created his own problems.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 911f48dcdb270
Project, rant, insult, hypocritical judgement, repeat.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
tl;dr
April 16th, 2008 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
April 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 24e7d06ce0f74
You know something, I’m rather curious about this and I want an honest answer from the men frequenting this site.
Do you treat your mother’s the same way as you apparently treat other women?
April 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 24e7d06ce0f74
My mistake. *mothers in plural, not possessive.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf
And because there are now lots of BA’s in finger painting which furnish female fucktards with all the skills to stack books in Border’s for 2 cents an hour. 70% of ‘graduates’ work in fast food, dumbass. If edumucation meant anything, women would be earning more than men. And, apart from a tiny, over-represented upper middle class white elite, they don’t.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 828ec43bb6b13
Do you treat your mother’s the same way as you apparently treat other women?
No, he treats YOUR mother like that…and she likes it, jusdging by the way she posts on here supporting MR. MASTERSON.
You mom just calls him MASTER.
Now that I’ve had some fun, let’s get to the real point:
From Anti-Male Shaming Tactics:
Charge of Misogyny (Code Black)
Discussion: The target is accused of displaying some form of unwarranted malice to a particular woman or to women in general. Examples:
* “You misogynist creep!”
* “Why do you hate women?”
* “Do you love your mother?”
* “You are insensitive to the plight of women.”
* “You are mean-spirited.”
* “You view women as doormats.”
* “You want to roll back the rights of women!!”
* “You are going to make me cry.”
Now, how is what our good man is saying hurting to women…unless it had some valid points?
I’m sure they should be able to disprove him with logic, facts and common sense. Yet they can’t.
Even a man who was the leader of N.O.W. disproved the wage gap in ‘Why Men Earn More’ which shows that women can’t even get their victimhood straight and it takes a man to not only show them how to think, but how to even contradict themselves.
You want proof…ask a woman these three questions and I’m sure you’ll stump 99% of them…
1) If women earn less than men, on what jobs do they earn less and if they earn less, then why are men STILL dominating all industries except those related to sex and service, something women are GOOD at when they are getting paid for it?
2) If a woman didn’t have a vagina, how would she make a man happy?
3) With 3.8 billion other women in the world, what do you have that your man can’t get from another woman?
Trust me…women get stunned at those questions.
Deathslayer
April 17th, 2008 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24e7d06ce0f74
To Deathslayer-
Amusing, but I actually meant it as a valid question. No “Do you love your mother” malarkey. It was meant as a question simply because most men, regardless of the way they treat other women, have a level of respect for their mother. I was wondering if the same point was valid here.
Now, let me see.
* “You misogynist creep!”
-In all of my posts on this site, I have never degraded or name called anyone other than the idiotic women who find Dick’s form of chauvinism “thrilling.”
* “Why do you hate women?”
-As I have seen from other responses and articles on this site, it is not a general hate of women, it is a hate of certain types of women. If you fall into the seemingly slim catergory of hating all women, then you are the general exception.
* “Do you love your mother?”
-I have already addressed this earlier in this post.
* “You are insensitive to the plight of women.”
-Men and women are equally insensitive to what the other goes through. Men are forced to live to a standard put in place by their fathers and rolemodels. Women are forced to live up to the expectations set down by their mothers and attempt to live up to the same standard as men.
* “You are mean-spirited.”
-People as a whole are not mean spirited, nor have I ever stated such.
* “You view women as doormats.”
-Judging solely on some of the violent comments on this site, this might not be too far-fetched for some men…
* “You want to roll back the rights of women!!”
-And apparently some of the women wish to help you with it.
* “You are going to make me cry.”
-One thing you need to learn about women. Only the weak ones cry.
Which brings me to your second set of remarks:
1) If women earn less than men, on what jobs do they earn less and if they earn less, then why are men STILL dominating all industries except those related to sex and service, something women are GOOD at when they are getting paid for it?
-This argument is incredibly worn out and old, therefore not really valid. I do not doubt that in certain industries men are probably advanced more quickly than women, but as I do not have the time to look up those industries I will not say definitively. Also, do you have valid sources saying women outnumber men in the porn and prostitution areas as a whole? If so I would like to see that source, because it generally is a shady and unspoken area.
2) If a woman didn’t have a vagina, how would she make a man happy?
-It’s not a woman’s job to make a man happy. That’s each individuals responsibility, not the responsibility of the opposite gender.
3) With 3.8 billion other women in the world, what do you have that your man can’t get from another woman?
-Not a thing. And with 3.2 billion other men in the world, what do you offer that your woman can’t get somewhere else?
April 19th, 2008 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: a316a436b38d0
It was meant as a question simply because most men, regardless of the way they treat other women, have a level of respect for their mother. I was wondering if the same point was valid here.
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If Mr. Masterson loves or hates his mother is his choice. He says what he feels and whatever that is, he’s an ADULT and not subject to asking his mother for her approval or disapproval.
As for these:
* “You misogynist creep!”
* “Why do you hate women?”
* “Do you love your mother?”
* “You are insensitive to the plight of women.”
* “You are mean-spirited.”
* “You view women as doormats.”
* “You want to roll back the rights of women!!”
* “You are going to make me cry.”
these are the signs that someone is engaging in a shaming attack. If you Google for ‘Anti-Male Shaming Tactics’, you’ll see the whole list.
-Judging solely on some of the violent comments on this site, this might not be too far-fetched for some men…
*
Let’s just say this…we don’t condone violence, but we understand.
-One thing you need to learn about women. Only the weak ones cry.
*
One thing you need to learn about men–no one cares if women cry or not unless they can profit from it.
but as I do not have the time to look up those industries I will not say definitively.
*
Here’s what a quick Google search found:
http://www.bankrate.com/brm/news/career/20050307a1.asp
http://www.warrenfarrell.net/
-It’s not a woman’s job to make a man happy. That’s each individuals responsibility, not the responsibility of the opposite gender.
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Thanks for saying that. So, she can pay her own way on dates, buy her own marriage ring, ask a man out on the date, work while he chooses to stay at home or not, go to chick flicks without the man, cook her own dinner and get herself her own gifts on one of these guilt fests called ‘holidays’. See, she can even get a toy to satisfy her sexually…so, if she can make herself happy, then why bother a man if she is unhappy or even date? See, if women can make themselves happy, then why are so many complaining that they are single and can’t find a man?
And with 3.2 billion other men in the world, what do you offer that your woman can’t get somewhere else?
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Actually, I tell her that anytime she wants to leave, there’s the door.
I survived before you
I’ll survive with you
I’ll survive after you.
Once she leaves, she’s outta my life, my hair and my concern.
She gets married, she’s someone else’s problem.
She gets rich, as long as I pay my bills, she’s no longer my problem.
She finds a better man…better you than me, buddy.
So, I’m not trying to keep her, she’s just along for the ride knowing at anytime she can leave or get dropped and I won’t feel a thing.
Nice attempt to make your point by saying I can’t keep my woman, but she’s not my possession…she’s just a passenger paying for gas on the ride through life.
Deathslayer
April 19th, 2008 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
Those damn feminists are ruining my life, all the while telling me that they are “helping” me. No thank, stfu and leave me alone.
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
April 19th, 2008 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24e7d06ce0f74
To Deathslayer -
I would first off like to go on record by saying I never said you couldn’t keep “your woman.” However, your arguement about a woman keeping “her man” made about as much sense.
“Thanks for saying that. So, she can pay her own way on dates, buy her own marriage ring, ask a man out on the date, work while he chooses to stay at home or not, go to chick flicks without the man, cook her own dinner and get herself her own gifts on one of these guilt fests called ‘holidays’. See, she can even get a toy to satisfy her sexually…so, if she can make herself happy, then why bother a man if she is unhappy or even date? See, if women can make themselves happy, then why are so many complaining that they are single and can’t find a man?”
Through my last two boyfriends, we went dutch. If gifts were bought, we made sure that we spent the same amount on each other. I was the one to ask them out first, and arranged dates afterwards on occassion. Afterwards, I found that I was much happier single, because they were clingy and possessive boys. Also, I have no intention of marrying, and know of at least 6 other women who also have the same intention, so what need is there for a wedding ring?
A close friend of mine actually had a “Mr. Mom” husband. It was their mutual choice, because she earned more money than him at her job, but they wanted someone there to raise the children.
You’re making generalizations saying that women actually want these things from a man..and honestly, I pity you if it’s been demanded of you before.
And concerning my initial comment: No one has yet to answer it. You seem to misunderstand my question, or simply refuse to answer it. I do not care that Dick is an adult, nor that he doesn’t have to ask his mother’s permission. I simply asked if the mothers of the men on this site were treated the same was as they treat the rest of the women. It has nothing to do with “gaining permission” or adulthood.
It’s honestly not that complicated of a question.
April 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4bc360fe24e3d
I simply asked if the mothers of the men on this site were treated the same was as they treat the rest of the women.
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We still see it as a shaming tactic trying to compare a mother to the average woman. Even if she is a mother, unless she earns respect, she is just another female with three holes with the potential to produce wombturds.
Yes, I’ve told my mom I’m a wombturd and I laughed heartily about it.
Deathslayer
April 20th, 2008 at 10:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24e7d06ce0f74
To Deathslayer -
It wasn’t meant as a shaming tactic at all, and thank you for finally answering the question and saying yes, mothers are just average women. You have also managed to prove you are not a hypocrite.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0531513eb7dc4
wow, thanks everyone for entering your godamned essays and term papers. how is there so much to wirte, unless you have a giant dick in your ass and have to complain about it all. seriously? please tell im so fucking confused. how is there so much to write, about esentially
“women, stop doing a half ass job, cook me a godamned pot roast with the roast I paid for, clean the dishes I paid for, and stop telling ME that I am doing a half ass job. i could spend a few bucks a day here and there to get a burger, but no i chose to spend hundreds of dollars on groceries. if i wanted my dick sucked, id tell you to do it after dinner, not INSTEAD of dinner”
again, how do you write almost a page length of fucking text?
dick, thank you for your very truthful words here, i thank you, because every godamned word of it is true.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0531513eb7dc4
wow, thanks everyone for entering your godamned essays and term papers. how is there so much to wirte, unless you have a giant dick in your ass and have to complain about it all. seriously? please tell im so fucking confused. how is there so much to write, about esentially
“women, stop doing a half ass job, cook me a godamned pot roast with the roast I paid for, clean the dishes I paid for, and stop telling ME that I am doing a half ass job. i could spend a few bucks a day here and there to get a burger, but no i chose to spend hundreds of dollars on groceries. if i wanted my dick sucked, id tell you to do it after dinner, not INSTEAD of dinner”
again, how do you write almost a page length of fucking text?
dick, thank you for your very truthful words here, i thank you, because every godamned word of it is true.
i just realized a post posts on the page it was viewed upon, so as a latest cooment attempt, ill post here,m seeing as most people will skip to the last page to read the most recent comments. sorry if i was wrong about this.
another thing men a re better than women at, apologizing.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 69485d23456fe
All you idiots with negative comments please refer to Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”………bet you think THATS not satire either…….morons
DICK = GOD!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: d631a2b4d0220
WOW,you know ”dick”,its people like you who are holding back the human race.what makes you think you’re any better than a woman,because you have a penis?.i know you’re certainly thinking with that..or maybe you’re just an ugly ass man and no woman will touch you so you just play off as you hate them,either way you’re an ignorant asshole..You do not own this world,you need to open you’re eyes and see that woman are just as important to men in society,you are just an idiot,whose life is so sad and lonely that you have to come on the internet and talk down on women,to make you feel all good and warm inside,well do you?..because to me you’re a joke..i mean its ok to not like women,you know if you’re gay,but you shouldn’t cover it up like this,seriously it’s not healthy,it’s ok you’re in the closet you know.i mean its fine if you only want men to call you on the phone,its understandable..but don’t talk shit on women..i have way more respect for women than i do for you or any other of the ignorant assholes who typed to show thier homosexual support for you,but to say we men rule the world..first of all,you’re not a man,you’re a coward..and secondly what can a man do in the workplace that a woman can’t?..you’re probably a little 15 year old nerd at you’re nerdy computer who feels big hating on woman..learn some respect and manners,you douchebag
May 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Why do manholes have orgasms?
So they know when to stop fucking.
Why do manholes have trouble getting orgasms?
A1: Who cares?
A2: Sorry, I dozed off for a sec.