Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs

Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?

It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs

Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?

No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.

Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.

How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.

Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.

Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.

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Comment by Dakota Smith
2006-02-04 14:07:30

me said:

men most likely did not invent agricultue because in hunter gatherer days women were mostly responsible for the gathering part which involved picking plants while men hunted.

Actually, the best theory I’ve heard regarding the development of agriculture has to do with the desire to create alcohol.

The theory goes that after noticing that certain plants would get you drunk if they spoiled in just the right way, humans began explicitly cultivating those crops.

It’s probably no more provable than any other theory, but it’s the one that makes the most sense to me.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-02-03 23:31:10

For the same reason men notice the relationship between the steering wheel and which way the car goes.

-Dick

 
Comment by me
2006-02-03 23:24:44

men most likely did not invent agricultue because in hunter gatherer days women were mostly responsible for the gathering part which involved picking plants while men hunted. why would a hunter nottice the relationship between seeds and plants? it makes more sense that the person ACTUALLY dealing with them would. clearly you have never taken an anthropology class because you clearly don’t have a good understanding about humanitiy’s evolution and do not understand that these women that you hate are byproducts of our society and their characteristics are in no way even universal among themeselves or other cultures.

 
Comment by Geeza
2006-01-20 17:12:06

Nicole said:

What the fuck does that mean? Stick to the topic.

The main topic of this entire website is men are better than women.

So stick to your own genders feminazis sites so that your lesbian friends can nod in agreement with your shitty rants?

 
Comment by Christian J
2006-01-20 05:10:36

You really need to read this you dumb bitch as it will make you realise exactly where you stand in the overall importance of things that are really important to men.

It’s called “Are women Necessary” ?
Allow me to enlighten you now…..the answer is NO.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/about170.html

 
Comment by Nicole
2006-01-20 03:53:50

What the fuck does that mean? Stick to the topic.

 
Comment by Geeza
2006-01-19 19:47:36

Well well……..looks like we’ve got the feminazi screaming and bitching tag team here….

One feminazi goes out kicking and screaming a load of bullshit and another one comes in.

 
Comment by Nicole
2006-01-19 13:23:37

Well all men must have a mother, whereas he may not have a sister etc.

And as an added bonus it seems to annoy Dick.

I wonder if someone Dick loved got raped, he would say she ‘invented it’.

 
Comment by Grump
2006-01-19 13:21:18

Why do you folks always talk about Dick’s mother? Couldn’t he have a sister, a wife, an aunt, even a living grandmother? What’s this obsession with his mother?

 
Comment by Nicole
2006-01-19 13:10:07

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Rude Prick.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-01-19 10:25:39

You’re right Nicole. What I said also isn’t Quidgyboo — an imaginary word like anacdotal.

Learn how to fucking spell you dumb cow.

-Dick

 
Comment by Nicole
2006-01-19 04:50:59

Evidence? Coming from a man on this website thats quite a shock.

Dicks accounts of what he saw one woman doing one day do not count as evidence, in fact they don’t even count as anacdotal evidence.

 
Comment by Özgür
2006-01-13 02:58:36

And I find it very ironic that whenever a woman replies to us, she provides us with yet another proof of what we’ve been saying all along, which is, women can’t make one single argument based on evidence and logic. They just bitch and nag and make worthless assumptions about our private lives, instead.

 
Comment by Jamie
2006-01-12 23:22:50

Hello, I haven’t really read too much of what was being said, but I did notice some strange things. First off, this guy sounds pretty pissed off. For all i know his wife left him for some 20 year old pool boy. However he does have the freedom of speech, we all do. So ladies, if you dislike what he is writing, stop reading it. There probably isn’t a gun held to your head forced to read a misanthropes blog entries (yes I know, misanthrope is hatred for mankind, but when you think about it if you hate women and they give birth to humans it kind of goes hand in hand… kind of.) so if this truely bothers you than stop. Replying to him isn’t going to change his mind, but rather just make himself feel better by watching all of you call him a homo. And I find it very ironic that you all must feel he HAS to be ghey considering the idea that if he was why would he hate women? He would be into guys right? Like girls are into guys, and if a girl hates other girls that’s normal, but a guy to is such a problem. I fail to see the logic there but maybe I’m just not ignorant enough. In the end this guy sounds like a sociopath using a computer to vent. Making your reactions even more pathetic that you can’t see that. Peace out.

 
Comment by pete
2005-12-21 02:30:07

Nicole if you were smart you would realize that your ip address actually has whether your a guy or girl in the first 3 digits … You gotta love microsoft which was founded by a guy … what a coincidence

 
Comment by pete
2005-12-21 02:23:37

right on underground, Last time i checked i didnt see guys selling there bodies to get greencards.

Dick: You hit the nail on the head, The main reason girls started trading cleaning for blowjobs was beacuse we invented the “vacuum cleaner” and they were as effective or even better than that of what a women could do, well i bet a vacuum can even give a better blowjob “well at least what nicole gave me last night” :)

 
Comment by Undergroundpatriot
2005-12-09 22:38:45

Most women are nuts these days Dick, you couldn’t pay me to marry an American woman. At least without a really good pre-nup, where she gets nothing if we have a divorce(women robbers) LOL :) !

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-10-16 19:01:40

The small penis bit is their second insult. It’s hilarious because what they’re doing is calling a man a woman. The worst insult a woman can give, is to call a man a woman. Talk about self-loathing!

-Dick

 
Comment by Christian J
2005-10-16 18:16:10

I really like the small penis comment. It’s what them “wimmin” use in order to make some inane comment.

You got ‘em fired up dick.

Well done.

 
Comment by One-o-Wonder
2005-10-16 14:48:31

Kind of funny how women always claim that a man is ‘homosexual’ because he hates women.

If we follow that logic, why do most women have about 10 homosexual male friends?

 
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