Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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Source, please. “Most anthropologists” is no better than an urban myth as a source. Please cite studies that contain evidence to support the theory that women invented farming.
Big Macs are made of animals that have been bred as nearly domesticated as a 2000-pound herbivore could be, over a period of thousands of years. Cattle were no more domestic when domestication began than are the buffalo of the African plains. They were bred and cross-bred over an exceptionally long period of time for both docility and higher muscle content per animal pound.
The North American deer, on the other hand, has had no time to be domesticated as of yet. Were venison considered as tasty as beef, no doubt there would be a large number of deer ranchers and they would breed the animals for docility and high muscle content.
In any case, I’m aware of no scientific study which attributes domestication of cattle to women.
Voice of Reason is obviously the Champion of all feminazis. Either that or Felix.
Either way, I humbly recommend to Dick that she should be banned.
Actually, most anthropologists think you should fuck off my site, Megan.
-Dick
“When we men invented farming and agriculture…”
Actually…most anthropologists think women invented farming because women were the gatherers, and so had experience with plants and were the sex that figured out, “hey, if I stick these seeds…some plants will grow here, so I won’t have to go out and look for it.” This is backed up by the observation that in cultures that exist in the world today that are still at the stone or early agrarian stage, women do the majority of the farm work.
“We would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.”
Actually, that is kind of what happened. Men were the hunters and like women figured out that if they tamed the animals there were hunting, they wouldn’t have to hunt them. Big Macs aren’t made out of wild animals people hunted down…or at least my understanding was that I was eating a patty made out of beef and not venison.
Twice VoR has said that if you say you are better than someone reveals you are not, then s/he proceeded to exclaim that he is better than Dakota twice (not to mention “and you and you and you”).
According to his/her logic(?), he is inferior to at least four posters here.
Way to go, buddy.
Okay people…..WTF happened here?! I leave for two weeks and some teeny bopper, calling themselves”the voice of reason”, appears and tells the adults how things are going to be?
Hey Dick…..do everyone a favor here and kick this mental midget off the board. I prefer reading the more thought provoking entries of Enya, than dealing with a teenager with the mind of a 3 year old. Hell, my 3 year old has more a logic path, than this “pathetically challenged” individual.
Voice of Reason said:
I see that one of Dickie’s minions has finally succumbed to the voice of reason. You have much to learn, wee little fuckface, but a start is a start. KUDOS TO YOU!
Wow you are brainless aren’t you? I don’t succumb to anything, especially not an adolescent with an enflated ego and way too much time on his/her hands. How about getting a life? Have you tried that yet? Better yet, how about fucking off entirely? Do you honestly think your incessant stupidity brings any validity to your arguments?
Strength and Honor
Voice of Reason, you are like a distorted version of the Greek Legend of Echo and Narcissus.
Echo lost the ability to speak and, as her name suggests, could only repeat what others said around her, Narcissus fell in love with his own image.
The distortion being, Voice of Reason can only repeat insults to those around him; then he falls in love with his own words, as Narcissus does with his own image.
What does that tell us - that Voice of Reason is as arrogant as Narcissus with his self-obsession; and as pitiful as Echo when he just echoes the same old, tired insults - (i.e relating to homosexuality, sexual harrassment, incest etc)….
Yawn. When you are done insulting people, I would be interested in your ideas. That is if you have any?
1) Why do you keep coming on to me? I don’t consider myself a homophobe, but your constant sexual harrassment seems to bring out my dark side. Seriously, if we were face to face I would have punched your smug lights out by now, bum boy.
2) If you are my daddy, then who is my mommy? Oh, of course– your child bride, Enya. Incest and statuatory rape all rolled into one circular bed. Nice touch.
3) I’m better than you. So shut the fuck up.
I wonder if Voice of Reason is Felix. There’s a certain similarity in apparent mental instability and use of the Caps Lock key. His(?) propensity in tossing out warped nicknames for other posters also fits.
-wolfe
That’s nice, honey-buns. Whatever makes you happy. Now go play outside for a while, Mom and Dad want to talk.
Someone’s got a serious inferiority complex…
Whatever, fag.
Must I repeat myself? I guess so…
Did it ever occur to you that when someone says that they’re better than someone, it then becomes obvious that they are not?
Unless, of course, when it comes to me, because I am the Voice of Reason, thus I have a noble compulsion to set the record straight:
NO, YOU GENDER-CONFUSED FAGGOT, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
I hope that cleared things up. Now run along “sweet-cheeks.” I’ve fulfilled my god-given duty and now it is time for you to do the same. Somewhere there is a goat in need of a hummer…
Sincerely,
The Voice of Reason (who is better than you)
Whatever, sweet-cheeks. We’re still better than you.
I see that one of Dickie’s minions has finally succumbed to the voice of reason. You have much to learn, wee little fuckface, but a start is a start. KUDOS TO YOU!
I see Spanky is cranky. Maybe I was being short sighted when I suggested you get a blowjob from the yapping teenybopper. It is clear to me now that a 69 session between the two of you is in order. A mouth full of the other’s putrid genetalia should quiet the incessant bitching, if only for a few minutes…
Voice of Reason said:
Whoa, totally bitchin’ comeback, Abandoned_FruityFuckFace. It sounds like something Jeff Spicoli might have squawked twenty minutes after he was insulted by a superior, as well. Lay off the doobage and maybe you’ll be able think of a better handle than the colossaly gayass “Strength and Honor”, which happens to sounds like the name of a boyscout anthem written by Big Gay Al (who also happens to post here).
You are funny I will give you that, however your personal attacks and assumptions aside, you are acting like an adolescent with a dictionary. I didn’t intend my comment to be a “comeback” but instead maybe something for you to think about. You post on here as the “voice of reason” and then act like a complete idiot and a schizofrenic or MPD. How about trying not to be a complete hypocrite? Strength and Honor is actually how I try to live my life, a personal code if you will. I don’t write it to be “cool”. However gayass you “think” it maybe why don’t you try living by it instead of randomly insulting things that you don’t understand?
Enya is either lying about her age or suffers from a rather low IQ. Her grammar skills (or lack thereof) betray that she has not passed the sixth grade. In any case, she is a youngster whose virtue I was previously willing to defend, but in light of current circumstances, I would recommend that she kneel down and give Dakota the suck job he’s dying for. Although prepubescent in size, his dick will suffice in preventing any more mindless drivel from escaping the bloated lips of this blithering bitch.
Enya has actually posted rationally, reasonally without the scathing personal attacks, and mindless drivel as you have. Your recommendations have been noted for use in the future. I would recommend that you grow up a little bit and actually try to discuss the subject at hand.
Strength and Honor
Voice of Reason. There is nothing mature, reasonable, or clever about resorting to personal attacks. You can attack my age, you can attack my grammar or IQ as much as you like - but in the end your attacks make you look more and more foolish. Your choice.
Bitch all you like. We’re still better than you.
Whoa, totally bitchin’ comeback, Abandoned_FruityFuckFace. It sounds like something Jeff Spicoli might have squawked twenty minutes after he was insulted by a superior, as well. Lay off the doobage and maybe you’ll be able think of a better handle than the colossaly gayass “Strength and Honor”, which happens to sounds like the name of a boyscout anthem written by Big Gay Al (who also happens to post here).
Enya is either lying about her age or suffers from a rather low IQ. Her grammar skills (or lack thereof) betray that she has not passed the sixth grade. In any case, she is a youngster whose virtue I was previously willing to defend, but in light of current circumstances, I would recommend that she kneel down and give Dakota the suck job he’s dying for. Although prepubescent in size, his dick will suffice in preventing any more mindless drivel from escaping the bloated lips of this blithering bitch.
P.S. If she’s Enya, then I’m Ted Nugent.
P.P.S. Dakota, be sure to send pics of the money shot to goblowagoat@bored.net. Way to bust a nut, bro!