Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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talking about cleaning…….i was goin out with this gal for about 2 months, and we got along pretty good…so i thought. she had a kid, a real wise knuckle head who would do anything to come between us. i tried being nice…..you know what that got me. she was using me to fix up this shack of a house her pa gave her. on one particular outing, she lured me down there, and proceeded to tear my clothes off….whoa i said….this could be interestin…..so we are doing it. all of a sudden she goes….Nicky ! (not even my name) ” I cant take it any more…Letz go clean my yard up !” what the fuck? I still got the snake in the drain…an i say, sure…i gotta go home and get my “yard cleaning tool 1st”………never to return
They think they know everything, so They never learn.
I don’t think I know everything. lol
talkin about fashion…..i am decent loking male, in my forties, been told i look thirties, and when i go out i dress accordingly to what i am doing or going. i go out on a first date with a gal i just met…shows up with torn jeans, greasy hair, an army field jacket….and you gotta love this….a pair of luggz boots. reeeeaalll sexxxxyyyyy…LoL !
Ew. lol XD
Well, if you can get away with anything and everything, you learn no morals, social skills, or anything practical for that matter.
Power corrupts. Power from birth - that’s awfully destructive.
“When we men invented farming and agriculture…”
How exactly do you know MEN invented agriculture and farming? Systematic agriculture began shortly after the Paleolithic age (when both the men AND the women did the hunting and gathering), at the beginning of the Neolithic age. So by the time the concept of agriculture was developed, men and women were equal, so there’s a good chance it wasn’t just the men who invented everything.
Susan, your an idiot. Just shut up.
Mature comeback.
“your an idiot”? No, you’re an idiot.
No you are an idiot Joe.Now get the fuck off.
Uh yeah men AND women did the HUNTING and the gathering. Uh huh. Sorry sugartits you are going to have to offer some kind of proof that women did the hunting and that they were equal back then, in PREHISTORY. If women cannot handle equality NOW with all of the technology we’ve created to try to FORCE you to become our equals, there’s not a chance in hades that they were equal back then.
Thus you are WRONG, just like every comment you post here.
umm just a comparrison here, female lions do all of the hunting, child bearing, etc while the fat ass male lion sits in the sahde then take the hard earned meat from the female lion. what is the male role? basically to protect the pride from other male lions, so that one lucky bastard has it made while all those other male lions roam around looking for a “one night stand” with a roaming female lion, (which basically nevr happens). sounds familiar doesn’t it?
They are living the roles nature intended for them. Why don’t you start living yours?
Male lions are way superior in brain and strength compared to the female lions, females are inferior in any species, you’re useless and worthless pieces of shit.
And male lions hunt much bigger preys than females do because females are inferior.
One Male lion can defeat 10 female lions at once so females lions are extremely inferior compared to the Male lions.
Men and all Males are much superior to the leech insects aka retarded maggots called women and all females.
And Men invented farming and agriculture as everything else because Men have the brains required to invent something, women are worthless and useless pieces of shit, fucking maggots.
Actually, kalel, it is widely known that female lions are the better hunters- They’re smaller, swifter and stealthier. They also work as a team. Female lions do most of the hunting for the pride.
jesus, it was just a comparrison! Also it’s not really true to claim that females of other species are weak, look at spiders for instance… The male is much, much smaller and is devoured by the female after mating. hehehe i suppose that also relfects on how some women also act in our species!
Sushi, not exactly. Male hunters could hunt in teams just as well as female. However, they have arrived at the brilliant deduction to let the female do all the work, while they rest. Then they go up and chase her away and take what food they want.
Heather, yes females of some species are stronger than the males.
Kalel you are right about the lions though. Male lions CAN hunt if they want to do They do not cause the women lions do it for them.
I always find it interesting though that women point to certain animals as proof that humans should be matriarchal. Like elephants. I always tell them we are primates, which are male dominated. NO I am not claiming heather or sushi did that. This is from conversations with OTHER women.
Actually, it’s the male lions larger size that inhibits their ability to hunt in a swift and stealthy manner. Evidently their big fluffy manes prove problematic as well; they inhibit their ability to camouflage themselves and also cause them to get overheated quite quickly.
Studies have shown that male lions hunt just fine. The point of the roar is actually to scare prey into his range. And it works quite well if you’ve ever watched shows on it.
JJF, you act as though male lions had a meeting in which they came up with the brilliant plan to let the women do all the hunting. That they could hunt just as well, but simply chose not to. But lions do what comes naturally to them, and what works best for survival of the species. Clearly what works best is to let the better hunters hunt, and in the case of lions, the better hunters are female.
I don’t think this has any bearing really on the issue of whether or not mabtw, though.
Sure, the male lions hunt “just fine”. Just not as well as females.
Again not exactly. They allow the females to hunt, and females do it inefficiently. They CHASE the prey. The male lion roars and SCARES the prey into running towards him, due to the echo. So he does not have to chase the prey as much as females. This is why male lions do not need to hunt as a pride.
Only the younger, inexperienced male lions have a bit of difficulty.
Sushi, there was a “meeting”. It is called evolution.
JJF- I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. There’s no affirmative action in nature. If female lions were inefficient hunters, it wouldn’t fucking happen. It’s that simple.
I’m not sure why you feel the need to argue the point- What I’m saying is very well documented as being factual- and it’s not like we’re lions.
I’m sure human men are better hunters than human females.
sushi, nature is not efficient. Throughout nature are things that could happen better. Evolution occurs just because one inefficient things survives over another.
Yes the male lions did have a meeting, and yes they did allow the females to work so they could rest and steal their food.
AHAHA! PWNED
BTW heather I did not miss your comments about domination. Yes, obviously you want men to dominate you or you would not be here. That much is clear. Sure there are men that are ‘dominated’ by women. I’ve been tied up and its funny and funny. Of course, no woman has ever tied me in such a way that I could not get out.
Really?
I could never understand the appeal in that.
ANY hint of female control in the bedroom and she can just go home.
I don’t fucking GET guys that “like” to be hit, whipped, teased, talked down to tied up, made to submit - and all AVOLUNTARILY.
While that may very well BE a woman’s fantasy… she can find herself SOME OTHER weakling who is into that shit.
The minute a Man communicates MALE WEAKNESS to a woman (in any way) - female attraction is GONE. You can just forget it. It’s a door that only swings one way.
The only time women “like” WEAK men is in relationships and marriages. That’s why it’s important to STAY THE FUCK OUT of relationships and marriages.
•••
Recently….. had a MARRIED woman say to me:
SHE: “Sure, you come off like a rock. But I bet you’re the kind of guy who cries in movies, needs a blanky and loves quiche…..”
(then she went on to say…..)
–>> “THATS WHAT WOMEN WANT, BY THE WAY”.
“THATS WHAT WOMEN WANT, BY THE WAY”
?
The idiot cunt obviously had no idea who she was talking to.
(bitch starts in on that shitty female programming)
MANSWER: “Cute. But that’s definitely NOT what women want because it’s not attractive male behavior, and you know it. Women don’t close their eyes and stuff 3 fingers in their dripping pussy while thinking about a guy who cries in movies, needs a blanky and loves quiche. Do they, sweety.”
(NOTE: I also was thinking what kind of selfish cunt tries to go around telling men - she barely knows - what women really want? She actually thinks MEN are supposed to GIVE A FUCK about what women they never met want.
But I didn’t say that out loud.
Her brain would probably IMPLODE from the concept.)
Then she started laughing to cover up her uncomfortable embarrassment for sounding like an idiot.
ME: “While I am aware that YOU cunts pretend to want WEAK men who are willing to fall over themselves to appease you….. I hope you and your doormat will be very happy together. Congratulations, by the way.”
There’s ANOTHER reason not to EVER get married or listen to women —>> EVER.
Everything a woman says is complete bullshit female programming garbage.
And most of the time,
even THEY are completely unaware of it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
who the fuck wants a crybaby guy, friends or anyone for that matter! The guys i fucked didn’t want to be incharge because they knew i would give them more plesure that way and because of it they tried to give me much pleasure:P
Just saying that men can have multiple orgasims, (without cumming) and i can give it to them
YOU would give them more pleasure that way?
Well I hope everyone knows how to ice-skate home, because hell just froze over.
(I owe myself a quarter)
Guys don’t “get more pleasure” when women are in charge IN OR OUT of the bedroom.
Women are already fucking HUGELY obsessed with their own satisfaction as it is.
• “I want”
• “I want”
• “I want”
• “I want”
• “I want”
• “I want”………
Men can have multiple “ORGASIMS” without cumming?
Um…. who told you that?
The “orgasims” fairy????
It’s ORGASM –>> and you can’t have one unless you cum.
You shouldn’t be in charge of ANYONE’S orgasm if you think that NOT CUMMING means you had one.
LLLLLLMMMMMMMMFFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!
Menarebetterthanwomenatknowingwhatanorgasmis.
…. unless of course the guys Heather fucks are FAKING IT.
…. in which case ….
QUICK! Somebody call Guinness.
i’m guessing you’ve never had a multiple orgasim then. might i also say men can teach themselves this but usually are to impatient to achieve this. i felt i was obligated to teach a guy how to give himself multiple orgasims.
I urge you to read this if you are interested in achieving a new level of sexual understanding.
Any man can become “multi-orgasmic”. It only requires a basic understanding of male sexuality and certain techniques. Most men’s sexuality is focused on the goal of ejaculating, rather than on the actual process of having an orgasim.
Technically, multiple orgasms occur in succession, without complete loss of sexual arousal in between. Women are blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. Not many are aware that men with proper training, can actually do the same. In the case of women, multiple orgasm means resuming sexual stimulation shortly after a first orgasmic climax, usually immediately or within a few minutes, so that a second climax may be reached. If the woman does indeed experience further climaxes during the same sexual encounter, she is said to be multi-orgasmic.
Most men mistakenly believe that being able to regain their erection as soon as possible after ejaculation and reaching another climax within some arbitrary period of time qualifies as being multi-orgasmic. This is false because the true multi-orgasmic male does not lose his erection between orgasms. Multiple male orgasms include only orgasm and not ejaculation. The only exception being, when ejaculation accompanies the final orgasm in a multi-orgasmic experience.
Sugartits, don’t try to school US on multiple orgasms, most of us have had them. THAT is not what Chris was saying. You claimed that you can have an orgasm WITHOUT cumming. That’s like saying you can inhale and exhale WITHOUT breathing. They are the SAME FUCKING THING. If you believe otherwise you’re sadly deceived. Stop reading BOOKS written by women about MEN because women know fuck all about men, especially when it comes to sex. Women are even aweful at HAND JOBS for fucks sake. How hard is a hand job?
Steps to a hand job:
1. Grab.
2. Squeaze.
3. Pump.
I forgot 1a. Shut the fuck up and stop asking me if I enjoy it. TALKING during a hand job is a distraction. No one wants to hear you flap your gums.
Chris, yeah I’ve done some weird shit in my time. Playing around is one thing, but as with everything, even when it comes to playing, women fuck that up as well. In any case on the receiving end of bondage it has been that every time I grab them. It’s all a play. Not your bite of the ark, though, so I feel ya there.
Yes I am well aware of all of that tantric num-yo-ho-ren-gay-kyo bullshit. And if I chant facing east, my chakra will align perfectly . . . right?
Mind if I puke now?
The best orgasm for ANY guy is when he cums HIS WAY.
Not YOUR way.
Which was my point in the first place.
Stop trying to assume control of any part of a man’s sexuality. Your repeat attempts to teach men this and THEIR not being into it (”too impatient” were the words you used) should have been your first clue.
It’s just as ridiculous as a MAN approaching any woman and saying –>> “Hey! How about I teach you how to cum!! Babe, you don’t know what you’re missing!!!”
Thanks for the giggle , though.
@JJF Roger that. Loud and clear.
Heather, wrong again on some counts. The implication is that men do not get one night stands. But it happens ALLLLLLLL the time. I love it when folks say things like “a woman can get laid any time she wants and a man cannot.” Simply not true. If a woman is getting laid in that context, it is with a man. Which means that a man is getting laid EACH AND EVERY TIME a woman is getting laid. If we want to talk about gay sex, men get it MUCH more than women.
Now as with men, the QUALITY of the man a woman fucks can vary. Ugly women get ugly men. Good looking women get good looking men. Not all the time of course, there is cross over. But send a fat, ugly bitch to a bar with the claim “I can get laid any time I want” and you will watch her walk home in tears. Actually, I am mistaken, it’s nasty sweat. Fat, ugly women sweat all the time, it is disgusting, just like their personalities.
But you acknowledge a useful fact, the one who isn’t working is smart as fuck. He makes the females hunt, and steals the food from them. Men should start that shit.
AHAHA, ur funny
by the way to anyone here that thinks i’m being serious, good on ya.
By the way, this actually happened, some fat shit lady was yelling at her boy friend (probably because he couldn’t find her vagina) and said I could get any man i wanted!
I believe that fat had taken over her brain… :o
Sugartits, since this is a comedy site, why would we think you are being serious?
Additionally women are never serious about anything except lining up the next abusive boyfriend and black eye. They change their minds like sands in a toilet. So even if you were “serious”, we would not take you seriously.
As far as that fat woman, I do not doubt you, they are stupid. I might have to retract what I guessed earlier, you might not be fat.
hmm no, i’m not fat
fat women don’t have a sense of humour
Also, (just to say) i’ve never had a boyfriend, there’s no point, sleeping around is much more fun! I see all these girls who get soo upset when a guy cheats on them or breaks up with them. Get over it and maybe you can start having fun.
Being jealous is stupid.
Let’s settle things straight about lions because I don’t like bullshit.
Male lions are much better hunters than females because they can hunt much bigger prey, you don’t need to hide or be stealthy in order to hunt buffalos ,giraffes,elephants or other big and slow prey, it’s better to be as big and strong as possible and only Male lions are like that.
There are lots of “bachelor” Male lions in groups of 2 to 3 and they hunt as much as they want, they do it during night mostly because then they are the most efficient and that’s why you don’t see on TV too much of hunting from Males because they hunt at night when being big and strong is a BIG advantage.
After they take over females by killing the cubs and any female daring to disobey them they just relax in the sun, fuck every female they want, eat what the stupid female is hunting, mark their territory by spraying bushes with their piss and from time to time they battle other males in order to secure their offspring’s survival, now that’s what I’m talking about !!!
Yes it is true that male lions can catch the bigger prey, but the bigger prey is more rare. Yes there are solo lions who hunt for themselves, but in pride situations the females provide the bulk of the food, while the males mostly patrol and protect their territory, which is, of course, an equally important and manly job.
Male lions want to spread their genes and that’s why they take over females, in order to spread their genes and they are battling other Males to do that and this ensures that only the best warriors manage to spread their genes.
And by being able to hunt bigger prey that means they are superior, the fact that once they take over females they don’t hunt too much that’s because they can afford to do that but if they want to ,they would kill much more than all females, they can take out a giraffe or buffalo single-handedly unlike females whom need to be at least 5 or 6 and they fail most of the times ,so Males are superior.
And in chimpanzees only Males get into groups and go hunting, and they are the pack leaders,so also Male chimps are superior to female chimps.
it’s good that people are comparing themselves to animals because that’s all we are as humans
Being a lion is fuck all manly. The only thing more manly than a lion, is a badger. Which just happens to be my totem. What a feckin coincidence.
And are the female lions complaining on the internet on sites such as “malelionsarebetterthanfemalelions.com” with words such as “Female Lions not allowed”?
Hell no. Female lions know where they should and shouldn’t go.
Well, actually, no, my point is, we’re dealing with humans here, not lions. And if female lions have it so tough, then why don’t you whine about the lion situation to the lions? We’re not about to change the sociology of lions; we have better things to do.
Lions aren’t the best example in the animal kingdom for females.
Nor are spiders.
The male angler fish is a pathetic little spot compared to the female. In fact, the male’s only purpose in life is to attach himself to the female and live off of her nutrients. He then spends his life producing sperm to continue the existence of angler fish.
In other words, the male does nothing. His formation and ejaculation of sperm take no effort whatsoever.
Yes, the male angler fish are close cousins of male humans, only a few million species removed.It should certainly be the species to be compared with humans rather than lions.
Matt, please go bury your head in the asshole of a female angler fish.
That’s a nice thought. Now go kill an elk, gut it, clean it, cure the hide, and figure out how to start a fire big enough to cook the damn thing for your entire tribe without setting the damn forest on fire.
I didn’t think so. Make yourself a nice chocolatini, put on your ‘fave’ puppy slippers, plop down in front of The View, and the shut the mother-loving fuck up.
Men need women, and women need men,
Men have bad traits and good traits
Women have good and bad traits
Women and men were put on this earth for one sole purpose: to reproduce. Men aren’t better then women and women aren’t better than men.
Without mothers, none of you men would be here, so why are you giving them such a hard time? You have to deal with women all through your life so my advice is put up and shut up.
I was a man of Indian decent in my early 30’s and impatiently pure (read virgin), when i finally chosen the right woman to fall in love and eventually married. We shared our different culture and customs, and finally had a beautiful baby girl. I loved and guarded my child dearly. Working 12 hours a day (not a fancy work in a cubicle, but hard labor job), and coming home at nite and cook Indian Dishes that my wife liked. Then lil by lil, she started going out of line…like starting smoking a lot and drinking heavy. Goin out with my child, and coming home drunk. That’s the time we started to drift away. Before i could find a mediator, she already sleeping with a trucker (a customer in her new job @ a truckstop—How i kno? I found a motel receipt in her purse with the trucker’s name on it—and the timing was SHOCKING). Later came a point when she kidnap my child and took off to undisclosed location. Then she put her in a local school in my absence, to gain child custody. Then the DIVORCEv came with the BIASED JUDGE gave her the custody and made me a VISITOR to my own child..and the least time possible 9 hours / 2 weeks. This kind of UNFAIR JUDGMENT turns a loving dad into a rebel, and soon become branded as “deadbeat dad”. So yeah, my ex wasn’t into CLEANING and/or COOKING..but into BLOWJOBS. And for using the child as a PAWN. Only God can protect the kid now.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/31/preacher.freezer/index.html
http://ottsun.canoe.ca/News/OttawaAndRegion/2008/07/30/6311796.html
http://www.cbs3springfield.com/news/local/26070554.html
What men enjoy doing just because it’s fun. O_O
I agree with Dick on this article (sort of). This is happening to a lot of new generation moms.
My mother is old/new generation, so she cooks for us and works because she stays true to her beliefs.
Plus, her mother would whip her good if she refused to cook the evening meal. :S I’m thankful my mother isn’t like that with me. Either way, cooking and cleaning both are useful skills to know in this world. Cooking and cleaning > blowjobs.
there are a lot of typos in this post =S
women are turning into useless pieces of shits , if they want to work and have a career than go and have a career , but don’t try and tell men to take care of kids.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I lol’d.
I think the point is that, women clearly are not pulling their weight in traditionally male vocations, despite the overwhelming provisions given to them at the level of education and affirmative action.
Complaints of glass ceiling sexism comprise the final bastion of sophistry to try and excuse their poor performance. It is becoming clearer that this is more an issue of innate aptitude rather than ingrained social attitudes. I think an examination of cause and effect would go well, particularly in terms of the implications of the previous statement.
I kind of agree with this, i mean there needs to be a proper balance in the home. The men work and the woman stay home and take care of the family. I see nothing really wrong with that at all In fact men respected them for taking care of the kids, and cleaning and cooking! But then woman became whores. They thought it was cool to sleep around with mad men.
Its gross and unnecessary, they are only hurting themselves by doing this.
But at the same time, men do glorify sex in a ridiculous way.
Maybe if we just laid off our woman about looks, and sex and perfect bodies, we can fix this whole mess!
How many guys do you know that tell women to dress like whores? Guys don’t give a fuck about fashion or any of that crap, you do it to yourselves. A simple fix is women shutting their mouths, and putting out more often without having to go through all the dating and grab ass and all the bullshit involved. Men glorify sex because most of them don’t get it enough, especially the married ones. There is nothing ridiculous about wanting to get laid. It’s instinct.
Jim. You’re a saint. You hit the nail on the head. Guys don’t give a fuck about fashion. It’s true. I have a lot of girlfriends that ask me, “Don’t you care if what a woman wears?” The answer is “no.” I don’t care.
Guys, Dick makes a living off this stuff but WHERE THE FUCK do all of you find this time to waste? I see lots of you insulting this man who is speaking his mind and you know what, the fact that so many people agree with this man is pretty much proof enough to me that if he isn’t right, he’s at least damn close. Dick, i think your great and i agree with you, men don’t pick and choose from a list of things that need to be done, we do it, period.
The article on how women traded cooking for blowjobs is so true.Because when you ask a woman on a first date if she can cook for you when you get home.you would most likely end up getting smacked but if you ask for a blowjob..well that’s another story
Chris M
Stop believing that men have higher sex drive than women NOW.
Women have higher sex drive, but they are using it on us, for ex telling us men that we have higher sex drive so they are the suppliers and we are the buyers. It’s just a frame controll. Get it.
Fuck them, fuck them up, move on, repeat after me, fuck them, fuck them up, move on…..
I totally agree with the statement by Dick. One of the only reasons women have made any gains in the United States is because of they can get away with having sex to get anything they want. Our politicians, community leaders, and clergy men have turned a blind eye to this problem. If you think about it, pornography, prostitution, sensual clothing, sex on television, and premarital sex isn’t just an exploitation of women, it’s also an exploitation of men. As men, we have a higher sex drive. We have more testosterone in our bodies, and it flows into our brain, and makes us want to engage in sexual activity more than women. Women know this, and they’re good at exploiting it. This is why we now have so many single mothers, whores, and unfaithful wives in the United States. I’m not saying men take no part in it, but women are more to blame for this garbage.
Kat, you are dumb as fuck.
Lol, ‘lets see what this unleashes’ For all we know, women could be the only ones who could invent such a thing. Women are good at inventing practical things. Men, on the other hand, are great at inventing things that have only led to destruction. Not to say that men haven’t invented anything useful, they have, but they’ve also invented many things that the world would have been much better without.
Sorry mate, quoted a wrong post - lets see what this unleashes.
Thanks! Best joke I’ve read today. Was laughing for ten minuttes straight…
So… Your point is, that only a woman could have inveted something to remove water from a tilted piece of glass?
What an achievement.
You’re the one who’s sick, making statements like that.