Florence Nightingale Was A Neurotic Pain in the Ass
One of the most revered women in history should be Florence Nightingale. Except for one thing; it’s called history and not shitstory.
Florence was allegedly a large motivating force behind sanitization in hospitals and the entire profession of nursing, both of which have saved hundreds of Man Lives. Man Lives are lives lived by men and are thus spent in the pursuit of manly things like building space ships and curing cancer and being worth a fuck. Manly.
Nightingale isn’t one the most revered woman in history though. Not only because women are allergic and afraid of history — threaten a woman with a treadmill and the History Channel and she’ll do whatever you want to escape, but also because men, who are better and smarter than women, can see right through Nightingale’s hype and bullshit.
Florence Nightingale doesn’t deserve dick. She was a neurotic clean freak like every other fucking woman on the planet. Do they give Orders of Merit for being a neurotic clean freak these days? Well they did in the 1907’s.
Did you know Florence Nightingale never earned a single day’s wage in her life? Well it’s absolutely true. She was a spoilt rich kid who invented backpacking across Europe to “discover herself” not sanitization or any manly thing like that. I can only man-guess that sanitization was born of her nutty and selfish escapades with a mop and vinegar, but that’s like inventing the cure for mild nausea by farting constantly. It works, jackass, but no one appreciates it and you don’t get any Orders of Fart Merits for it.
As I see it, this whole thing is a wash. Women may have possibly contributed in some piece-meal fashion to the practice of sanitization and the profession of nursing — who invented the mops and cleaning solvents? Women? I don’t fucking think so. Chemistry is gross — but women have also destroyed millions of collective good times with their constant nagging about cleanliness.
Get your feet off this or that! Don’t eat pudding in bed! Why is there a half-empty Jack and Soda in the shower? Don’t forget to call the plumber!
You call the fucking plumber.
Also, did you know frantic obsessive cleaning might stunt the developing immune systems of small children? If Florence Nightingale deserves anything, it’s the blame for generation after generation of progressively sicker children.
As a man, I would never blame a woman for that. In fact, I’ll take the blame personally for it. That’s called being a man. Florence Nightingale is a blind squirrel who found a nut-shaped rock in the dark. Time to sit back and wait for the women who discovers the cure for cancer by watching a twelve-hour Sex and the City marathon. That show is a pile of monkey shit.
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November 25th, 2006 at 5:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 69e0cde585515
And I thought something was wrong with me for watching industrial Germany get bombed by B17’s while I work out.
I learn more every day.
November 27th, 2006 at 4:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Women look for any excuss for attention, when the chance came up to toot thier horn for doing something ordinary, they not only take it, but turn into something magical.
As if all hospitals were filthy until she came along, but most women probly believe it. Pathetic.
November 27th, 2006 at 8:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Actually she had three major impacts:
1. Increased cleanliness;
2. Thanks to her father, intelligent use of statistics to analyze what courses of action were best. Allegedly, she invented the pie-chart. I have no trouble believing a woman invented that. I strongly suspect a woman invented PowerPoint as well.
3. Thanks to the morals her father had inculcated in her, turning most of the nurses from being camp-following whores into being medical practitioners.
I’ll leave you gentlemen to discuss which was the greatest thing she did.
-wolfe
November 27th, 2006 at 9:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: bcf25b89e1618
Funny.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: fdd3f2933290e
I think you guys are freakin stupid. Did you know that when she became a nurse in the Crimean War on October 21, 1854 death rates went from 40% to 2% because of her you stupid men are alive. because of her thousands of people are saved a year. So i would think twice before putting her down. So in your dumb one tracked MEN minds. She is my hero and inspiration, she saved the so called “great and almighty we rule the world” men. so just think about that.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Actually, you are wrong, of course. I wouldn’t expect a Whale Blubber Man Cunt like yourself to actually know history, but here goes with your “facts”:
Prior to Miss Nightengale, there was war, and battlefield surgery, which somehow, progressed without her. After her, it somehow progressed without her. During her presence, it progressed WITH her, but not just BECAUSE of her.
And hey genius, nice try, hit them there books again sonny-bono.
Because of her, some people MORE than usual survived. Because of the dudes directly after her, MILLIONS did. Nice.
I just think you got the right idea on everyday heroes, but typically, a seriously fucked up idea of history and common sense.
I don’t suppose, smart-ass, that the progression of weapons thru the civil war had anything to do with decreasing casualties and more “instant death” scenarios, and current day being the penultimate?
I don’t suppose overall battle tactics or strategy had anything to do with that, or any type of processed or man-made materials helped during their own natural progression.
I see. Using your “slice of pie, instead of the whole” argument, it is quite obvious Molly Pitcher was somehow the saviour of all mankind………..
January 24th, 2008 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: fdd3f2933290e
hey dumbass shut the f*ck up…hows that?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: fdd3f2933290e
o and p.s. im a woman not a stupid ass retard man
January 24th, 2008 at 10:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: fdd3f2933290e
o i just suppose you know everything about everything right? yes of course becasue your a man
January 25th, 2008 at 2:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Yeah. He is automatically right because he is a man so you can stfu and fuck off.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
It’s good that you recognise this fact. Don’t forget to thank men for creating and maintaining civilised society for you.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
I recall reading that Nightingale was an ineffective shit-heel. More soldiers died after she took over the nursing hospitals than before. Like most Anglo cunts she was a puritanical oddball who was obsessed with washing the soldiers, yet lacked any real understanding of infection as the main cause of death from violent injury.
She was also, like most Anglo cunts, a Nazi.
April 7th, 2008 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 17514257a65e2
excuse me a girl can do anything a guy can do
April 11th, 2008 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
Typical woman’s response to getting put in her place. Nice ownage, KW.